Medellin Reports

[DownLow123]

I believe the standard taxi fee now is 90 mil. That includes the airport exit fee and the tunnel fee. So 98 mil probably included a $1.50 US tip. Not worth a thought.

If you walked down San Juan and crossed the Medellin River bridge you weren't going anywhere near Unicentro. But I think you worked that out yourself based on your comments.

BTW you were smart not to pull out your phone in the middle of the street. That is just begging for trouble. I always remind people visiting for the first time "You're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy".

The exchange rate is 4500 (approximately) right now (or yesterday). If you only received 4,166 then you obviously didn't read the forum very well. You needed to decline the bank rate when it was offered to you. That is the only explanation for you receiving 4,166. Think about it this way. If you pulled 1,000 (US) you would receive 4,500,000 Colombian Pesos. If you accept the bank rate (never do this), you get 4,100,000 Colombian Pesos that is a difference of about 400,000 which is more than enough to have nice meals for most of a week or to have 2 sessions with FB girls or 4 hour long sessions at a decent casa.

First your idea about Colombian taxes is not even close and second even if you did pay some amount of Colombian taxes, it is a direct credit (NOT a deduction) on your US taxes. In other words you would pay the same amount in total. Just some of it would go to Colombia and the rest to the US.

Colombia is a great place to retire. Medellin in particular. Yes it is less expensive than the US but that wasn't my motivation for living here. The climate is fantastic all year round. The coffee is the best in the world. They have fruits and vegetables that aren't available in the US (NO not even in Whole Foods) and their produce is grown all year round so there are no preservatives or artificial colors added. The gun laws are super strict so you are not nearly so likely to get gunned down as in the US. Oh, yeah and the women are beautiful and if you can learn the language to a passable degree you can't believe the amount of women who will make themselves available.

OH and there is a very large Exito grocery store on the ground floor of Unicentro.

Thanks for all the reply concerning the grocery stores. Think I'm going to take a taxi / uber to exito 70 and load up. My 2nd girl was nice enough to have her uber driver drop me off at a small store near my airbnb and told me how to get back. So got some necessities I needed for my 10 am appt tomorrow with another fb girl.

Now I took a nap and better rested allow me to finish my report on FB girl # 2. Took her over 45 minutes to come. Told her to park around the corner from my airbnb to avoid guard. She did unike the last one. She saw me, got out I said her name, she said si, she said my name, si than I walked close to her, with the normal Hola, como estas. I say, Por favor, háblame español como si tuviera 3 años, ya que todavía estoy aprendiendo español. " She laughed, took my hand and we started to walk than she looked at me and pulled me close to her and began making out with me in the middle of the street. WTF, I'm not used to this being from the unidided states of BS america. She says, "mi gusta" I followed with "Mi gusta". I grabbed her hand and led her into the spot. We sat and chatted for a bit via google translate. More kissing, than she asks to take a shower. I said por supuesto. While she was in the shower I closed out on a trade (I'm a daytrader) made $80 yey which should have been $300+ but closed early for the date. She got out shower and I led her to the bedroom. We got on the bed, more DFK clothes come off and she did her best at deep throating but kept gagging. A for effort. Onto the main course, told her to ride me which she did enthusiastically but I noticed she was getting tired and hot after about 15 minutes. So I flipped her to doggy. 10 minutes and now I'm tired. Missionary it is and she seemed like she enjoyed that the most. Sucking on my neck told her to stop before she gives me a hickey. So she started sucking on my nipples, wierd but whatever. 5 minutes later I felt un-normal wetness. I pulled my dick out and we both looked down and OMFG BLOOD. She was so embarrassed she almost started crying. I consoled her and said shower now! She obliged. We showered to get it all off with antibacterial soup. I also smothered my dick with alcohol sanitizer. She said we can continue told her I was all set. She said free next time just pay my taxi. Sorry sorry sorry she said she would never on her period, that I hit something in there and I believe it. I felt something sort of pop, than a gush. So after we sat waiting for her uber, told her I will still pay her as I truly believe she didn't show up on her period. She said next time free. Who knows we will see. But she is a very sweet girl. We started chatting again and she just kept saying sorry you no cum papi. I said not a big deal (knowing in my head I had 7 other unanswered fb messages waiting. She said she would give me a tour of Guadalupe (if I spelled that right) and she wants to make it up to me, she likes me blah blah. After correcting my broken Spanish her driver finally showed. Her uber felt like an eternity to come. She had her uber driver double back and drop me off at the store so I can buy some shit for my next date tomorrow morning. Her pussy was tight, tighter than last date will keep ya'll updated if she lives up to her word. Will hit her up this weekend.

Those of you who knows her she's from up north and has a 6 year old son named Christofer.

[SureMan]

What is their guest policy?

It's Chica friendly.

I book for 2 persons.

I let them have the Chica cedula.

There is a bar on the 12th floor.

The sight is amazing, the chicas takes a lot of pictures.

Sureman.

[Knowledge]

There is a Carulla and a Euromarket on Avenida Nutibara near the Starbucks on Avenida 74 b aka "Jardin".

There is an app called Rappi that you can install and order groceries delivered. If you are near unicentro, the largest one should be Jumob near Suramericana. Or search for Exito, there are several around.

[Nounce]

... Any advice on how to avoid these situations?

Not an advice, but I think you can look up MiamiBoy's posts in the Stupid Shit thread. I think you two are similar based on your description, younger, handsome and he uses seeking. He left some nuggets there.

[Nounce]

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To read your previous posts, I have some fears in Colombia on the accommodations and the complications to invite someone (guest friendly issues.).

Regarding escort sites in Medellin I have in mind pasionprepagos, lacelestina or photoprepagos. According to my research with a price for 1 h outcall between 150 k-300 k I could be fine.

Any help or recommendations from experienced punters would be very helpful.

I will give you enough hint so you can do your homework. Some are more reliable than others and you should be ale to figure out which is more reliable by reading the forum and contacting them. If the price point is still below 300 K, then it is not bad because the taxi is included for the high price ones and they don't flake, That almost makes it a better deal than some FB girls for newbies.

San Peter Apartments will be a reliable place that you can get outcall to come with more security.

[Nounce]

I just can't imagine paying a girl 1 million Pesos for a TLN, especially here in Colombia.

As far as vetting goes, my criteria is if the sex is not good there's no repeat. After that if I repeat, then I will Vet the girl for a TLN and more.

So vetting can pay off depending on your "criteria" as you say and for some is not a waste of time.

It probably is more common than you think. Higher price is here to stay. Partly thank to you. LOL.

[Nounce]

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If you don't let your guard down you can pull the women of your dreams here....

Not true in my case and I have been here long enough. LOL.

[Nounce]

What is their guest policy?

You will find the info you are looking for if you simply look at his past posts. It's the 3rd one.

[Nounce]

... Any big grocery stores anyone know of around Laureles? Closest one I found is about 30 minutes south driving....

There is an app called Rappi that you can install and order groceries delivered. If you are near unicentro, the largest one should be Jumob near Suramericana. Or search for Exito, there are several around.

[BlueChange]

400 mil Laura Flaka from seeking.

Ahh this is an old reliable I've been banging during my quarantine time stuck in Bogota in 2020. It's nice to smash something you haven't seen in a while. She is super SUPER skinny and has one of those pussy that takes like a good 3. 23 minutes of drilling to finally open up and get inside.

She has stayed with me a bunch, BB, sleepovers, cream pies, all that.

We get to make out and it's familiar. She doesn't do that much tongue and her BJs are hit or misses. I'm mostly in it for the skinny tight pussy.

We get to business and sure enough, it is just the same way it was. She gets on top and almost cums but I can tell she is tired.

We get to doggy and this is a position I usually finish inside with her because even though she is skinny she has a nice round ass. HOWEVER I'm glad I ask if I can give her a cream pie and says "no tengo plastification!" Haha.

Thanks for the heads up!! Or else I would have plan be ya!

She is a carrer girl now and is giving me the hint she is out of the game. I kinda feel like I banged her soo many times that this will be the last time I see her. It's like going back to your hometown in a way, you might reminisce but it's time to move on forever.

[BlueChange]

Well-said. This is a one of the best "rules" of this hobby. Don't bargain for long time if you haven't first done a test drive.

I tried that, she wouldn't budge and with her pretty face reminding me of that girl from the past I didn't fuck, this was the closest I was going to get so that is why I bit the bullet. Most girls that ask for this much never get it from me.

[Villainy]

Equals out to be about $23. A white cabbie, trip took over 40 minutes through multiple tolls. 98 k too much for that trip? Mind you Capital one did not switch my bank accts like I asked and I had no way to get to my vacation money so had to wire some to the normal acct. Had a bad night so just wanted to get to my Airbnb. Of course 15 minutes after walking through the door a facebook paisa is knocking on my door I forgot about meeting her when all I wanted to do was go to sleep as I flew over 12 hours. I still did the deed but damn was I tired and struggle to fire away. So wondering if I got ripped off or not.

I believe the standard taxi fee now is 90 mil. That includes the airport exit fee and the tunnel fee. So 98 mil probably included a $1.50 US tip. Not worth a thought.

A report for my first day here in Medellin. I'm staying in Laureles.

After getting loss earlier trying to walk to unicentro shopping mall, a bit scary as [be]I went over that Medellin river bridge[/be] and noticed a change in the environments and peoples vibe, so turned around and found my way back after 2 hours of walking. (Too affraid to pull out phone for google maps) No thanks, I'll find my way eventually, too many people out and NO ONE on phones. So after memorizing google maps from my laptop, I finally made it, took about 15 mintes of walking.

If you walked down San Juan and crossed the Medellin River bridge you weren't going anywhere near Unicentro. But I think you worked that out yourself based on your comments.

BTW you were smart not to pull out your phone in the middle of the street. That is just begging for trouble. I always remind people visiting for the first time "You're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy".

UniCentro Mall is fucking huge! Holy shit, and clean. I felt safe taking out my phone as there are guards everywhere. Hit the ATM up and got whacked with a 4,166 Exchange rate but fuck it after what I been through last night.

The exchange rate is 4500 (approximately) right now (or yesterday). If you only received 4,166 then you obviously didn't read the forum very well. You needed to decline the bank rate when it was offered to you. That is the only explanation for you receiving 4,166. Think about it this way. If you pulled 1,000 (US) you would receive 4,500,000 Colombian Pesos. If you accept the bank rate (never do this), you get 4,100,000 Colombian Pesos that is a difference of about 400,000 which is more than enough to have nice meals for most of a week or to have 2 sessions with FB girls or 4 hour long sessions at a decent casa.

I bring it up because I notice the gringo tax applies to not just gringos but to all who cannot speak Spanish. This country has a lot of potential and is a great retirement place for us men if they didn't tax our retirement funds 15% on top of the us tax as well. Any big grocery stores anyone know of around Laureles?

First your idea about Colombian taxes is not even close and second even if you did pay some amount of Colombian taxes, it is a direct credit (NOT a deduction) on your US taxes. In other words you would pay the same amount in total. Just some of it would go to Colombia and the rest to the US.

Colombia is a great place to retire. Medellin in particular. Yes it is less expensive than the US but that wasn't my motivation for living here. The climate is fantastic all year round. The coffee is the best in the world. They have fruits and vegetables that aren't available in the US (NO not even in Whole Foods) and their produce is grown all year round so there are no preservatives or artificial colors added. The gun laws are super strict so you are not nearly so likely to get gunned down as in the US. Oh, yeah and the women are beautiful and if you can learn the language to a passable degree you can't believe the amount of women who will make themselves available.

OH and there is a very large Exito grocery store on the ground floor of Unicentro.

[Combo]

But before you spend 1 million (not 1 mil which is 1,000 pesos or 0.23 cents US) you should have had a 1-2 hour session with her for 200 or 300 mil or whatever. That way you would have seen the surgeries and had an experience with her. You would have know if she was worth what she wanted for an overnight date. As it was, you cut her loose early because it just wasn't what you were hoping it would be.

One of "villainy's rules" is that you never do an over-night (toda la noche) or a trip or a trio with a girl you haven't been with before. It will be a lot more expensive and you don't even know if you will enjoy her company sexually. What if she is a total starfish in bed? What is she doesn't like giving oral? What if she has odors down South? What if she is a whiner (dame tu leche baby! What if she plays with her phone even while you are engaged (I. E. You are on top missionary and she is playing with her phone)? These are all things that might be just unacceptable to you and you'll find them out in a shorter session. Think of it as a try-out.

Well-said. This is a one of the best "rules" of this hobby. Don't bargain for long time if you haven't first done a test drive.

[NapataJohn]

I'd stick to the Casas during the day. Read the strings here on a place called the Mansion. There is a bar beside there with lots of girls after 9 pm. Find a love motel in Laureles and bring the chica there. Watch your ass. Always Check 6. Have a throw away wallet with some cash in it and hide money or credit cards in your shoes and socks. If the shit goes down say tranquillo give them your throw away wallet and get the eff out of there. Do not fight. I say again do not fight. Don't bring chicas to the place you have your passport and bankroll. Lay low. Don't be flashy. Stop saying you don't speak Spanish and start saying I'm learning Spanish. Spanish will save your ass.

https://motelibiza.com/

[PigSavinBoy]

Any big grocery stores anyone know of around Laureles?

You should be able to find Exito nearby or for smaller shopping D1 tiendas.