Medellin Reports

[RiceRocket99]

Thanks, I appreciate the advice and not giving me a hard time on my stupidity. I'll most definitely have to bring back some memories of these girls and it's the weekend so I expect a ton of girls showing up and going to check out Liquid Lounge on Saturday as well. BTW. It's interesting to learn Colombian slang as I had to figure out a bunch of them quick, such as epa (girls say it when they're having a good time) , kripa (weed) , chimba (multiple meanings based on context could be good or bad) , parse (partner or friend) and lots more.

Don't get hung up worrying about getting those naked or 'action' shots while you are alone with the girl. I am sure there are plenty of guys with their cameras in the common area of the Mansion. Get a new buddy to take some clothed pics of you with your amigas before you leave town, otherwise you will regret it. Even Alexa could help, I think they still use an iPad to take photos of the new talent.

[Almotu]

Alright guys. I know I made all the wrong moves my first night, but I have recovered and every night so far has been great, if not super great! To explain a few things about why I had that much stuff on me the first night: Didn't realize I had my watch on me the whole time, it becomes part of you and after a long flight, sorta forgot about it. I use my iphone to take pics so I didn't want to leave my phone at the hotel.

Don't get hung up worrying about getting those naked or 'action' shots while you are alone with the girl. I am sure there are plenty of guys with their cameras in the common area of the Mansion. Get a new buddy to take some clothed pics of you with your amigas before you leave town, otherwise you will regret it. Even Alexa could help, I think they still use an iPad to take photos of the new talent.

[Almotu]

. BTW. Kelly Hernandez is a girl I met at the Mansion and Luna Lunita as well. I know Luna's fb doesn't have her pics and in person, she doesn't look like Kim Kardashian! Haha. But she's a petite girl with a nice booty, but fake tits. It sucks I don't have my phone to take nice pictures with them. Kelly does look Asian, and that's probably why she was attracted to me because I'm chino. All the Mansion girls know me as chino cochino! If you stay at the Mansion, no need to hook up with any FB girls beforehand because if you do, they'll most likely be in the Mansion anyways! And the vets would know how to contact other FB girls as well if needed. I pretty much had to ignore other FB chicas trying to get me to invite them over to the Mansion. The current selection is good enough already and don't want to have a girl come over and end up not clicking and have to pay for her taxi back and forth. One thing I know people here mentioned, it does seem like the girls that show up are the same every other day or so, but I've only been here 4 days so not enough to make a generalization. One thing for sure, there are lots of chicas to choose from for short term or TLN.

The 6 girls I went clubbing with from my earlier post were: Kelly Hernandez, Luna Lunita, Angie Viera, Luna's sister (don't' know her name) , Sarah (tall black mansion girl) and another friend. We started at Luxury, then moved on to another spot. Alright, if anyone still wants to read the rest of my trip without giving me heat, then I'll oblige!

Your trip report is very much appreciated, please continue as we adjust our trousers! (hahaha!)

[Member #4287]

I understand what everyone is saying, got no one else to blame, but me. Lots of mistakes I made: bringing nice watch / phone, too much cash. 2 chicas at once, and too much alcohol. I've recovered since. Got to say all the FB chicas I connected with were not even necessary since I'm staying at the mansion. Most of the FB chicas I talked to or friended in the USA were or currently are mansion chicas. Had a girl named Kelly Hernandez. 20 yrs old, nice natural perky B tits, soft skin, great personality (can provide FB). Got TLN for 250K plus taxi, which included extra services with no extra charge including anal, ass licking, cim, BBBJ and all possible positions. Hit that at night and then in the morning before she left around noon. All these girls are passionate and friendly, but if one is really into you and you connect with her. It's heaven on earth! And they may provide things not on the regular menu! Decided to get her to double date with another mansion guest and his girl for dinner the next night at Parque Lleras at Triada Restaurant. Nice, but a bit pricey place, but we all enjoyed ourselves and had good time.

Kelly's friend, Luna Lunita, another mansion girl with a great body and personality joined us for some clubbing at the Farenheit. Got back around 6am and we were exhausted. Didn't do any late night action, just did some cuddling / making out and rested for a morning romp. Woke up and they both tagged team me. Best 3some of my life. Had some lunch and went back at it again for round 2. Best moment was when Kelly was licking my ass and Luna was sucking me at the same time. Glad I held my load as long as I could. I ended up blowing my load on both their mouths and both sucked it dry. They didn't leave till around 6pm, so basically TLN plus TLD (todo la dia). Paid 220K to each one plus taxi (20K). I know the going rate is 300K for TLN, but those prices are definitely negotiable. BTW. Hit up a few casas: New Life, Coffe Shop & Blue Room. Casas are good for quick bang for the price, but I prefer the companionship of a girl and being able to chit chat and develop some chemistry, so the mansion or fb is a better route for me even though it's more expensive. I know I can get #'s from these casa girls, but none of them so far peaked my interest for an outside date. I'll have to say Blue Room is my preference (nicer & cleaner environment and not super busy) , but it's pricier. 100K for an hr with massage included with the extra service.

Sounds like you are having a blast now.

Personally I don't like the casas much. Of course there are always exceptions to the rule. But the casa chicks just don't provide the quality service that the mansion chicks do (for me personally). And then you have the guys that actually prefer the casa chicks over the Mansion because the Mansion chicks really aren't showing them much love. At least in the casas these guys get a guaranteed minimum compliance or the girls will find themselves looking for another gig fast.

One of the things I like about the Mansion is that you have a chance to chat the chicks up quite a bit. So you can get a good sense of which chicks dig you before you make a move. Otherwise your bedroom experience could actually be worst than the casas. At double or more the price.

I hope you are planning or going to Liquid Lounge for their grand opening this Saturday. Let us know how it goes.

[RiceRocket99]

Alright guys. I know I made all the wrong moves my first night, but I have recovered and every night so far has been great, if not super great! To explain a few things about why I had that much stuff on me the first night: Didn't realize I had my watch on me the whole time, it becomes part of you and after a long flight, sorta forgot about it. I use my iphone to take pics so I didn't want to leave my phone at the hotel. But the 2 dumbest things I did was drinking too much and having too much cash on me. And certainly the biggest dumbest thing was getting the second girl to come through. Oh well. Now, onto the fun stuff.

I know everyone has their own opinion about the Mansion and being my first time, my perspective is certainly different from those that have been there multiple times or those that had never been and just heard about it. I personally like the place and the environment, there are some cons, but the pros most definitely outweigh them. There are a few veterans staying at the Mansion that has visited MDE a ridiculous number of times. I was like, really? You've visited Colombia over 50 times! There were some guys that kept to themselves, but the vets were open minded and took me under their wings and showed me the ropes. They certainly didn't blast me about my stupid first night and told me to not let it ruin the rest of my trip.

Almost all the Mansion girls are great and very approachable, some you just need some time to develop chemistry with. Plenty of chicas to choose from and I know that it's so easy to just stay there and not get a chance to venture out. Good thing a seasoned vet took me and another newbie around. First went to hang out for a quick dinner in the Mayorista (kinda brought back some bad memories) , then went to a strip club in El Centro (Conejitas, I believe). Certainly not a place to be by yourself at night, too rundown for my taste and basically 2 doable girls out of about 20. Off to San Diego Grill and it was a decent strip club, but the chicas just seem a bit cold. Looking bored and disinterested. Definitely better quality than the El Centro spot. Finally ended up at Fase-2. Easily the best place by far. Best quality of chicas and they were friendly and approachable. I liked the fact that our vet (by design) started us at the low end spots and ended up at the upscale places. The newbie took a hot looking blonde with natural DD's (I felt them, not that I'm a boobs expert) for 170K an hr including the room. I didn't partake since I was basically drained from the incredible 3some with Kelly & Luna from earlier. I just watched and enjoyed giving out the tips by touching the girls' ass & tits. Kinda gets annoying after awhile that all the girls (from all the strip clubs I've been to) that dance on stage come around to each costumer asking for tip (1-2K) , usually every 10 mins or so. I don't mind giving them, but I just don't like the fact some expect it without even politely asking for it.

I don't want to feel cheap and have the girls point at their elbow. A Colombian gesture to say that you're a cheapskate. After the strip club tour, went back to the Mansion and had my first night sleeping alone. Which I needed to prepare for tomorrow.

BTW. Kelly Hernandez is a girl I met at the Mansion and Luna Lunita as well. I know Luna's fb doesn't have her pics and in person, she doesn't look like Kim Kardashian! Haha. But she's a petite girl with a nice booty, but fake tits. It sucks I don't have my phone to take nice pictures with them. Kelly does look Asian, and that's probably why she was attracted to me because I'm chino. All the Mansion girls know me as chino cochino! If you stay at the Mansion, no need to hook up with any FB girls beforehand because if you do, they'll most likely be in the Mansion anyways! And the vets would know how to contact other FB girls as well if needed. I pretty much had to ignore other FB chicas trying to get me to invite them over to the Mansion. The current selection is good enough already and don't want to have a girl come over and end up not clicking and have to pay for her taxi back and forth. One thing I know people here mentioned, it does seem like the girls that show up are the same every other day or so, but I've only been here 4 days so not enough to make a generalization. One thing for sure, there are lots of chicas to choose from for short term or TLN.

The 6 girls I went clubbing with from my earlier post were: Kelly Hernandez, Luna Lunita, Angie Viera, Luna's sister (don't' know her name) , Sarah (tall black mansion girl) and another friend. We started at Luxury, then moved on to another spot. Alright, if anyone still wants to read the rest of my trip without giving me heat, then I'll oblige!

[Almotu]

I understand what everyone is saying, got no one else to blame, but me. Lots of mistakes I made: bringing nice watch / phone, too much cash. 2 chicas at once, and too much alcohol. I've recovered since. Got to say all the FB chicas I connected with were not even necessary since I'm staying at the mansion. Most of the FB chicas I talked to or friended in the USA were or currently are mansion chicas. Had a girl named Kelly Hernandez. 20 yrs old, nice natural perky B tits, soft skin, great personality (can provide FB). Got TLN for 250K plus taxi, which included extra services with no extra charge including anal, ass licking, cim, BBBJ and all possible positions.

Kelly's friend, Luna Lunita, another mansion girl with a great body and personality joined us for some clubbing at the Farenheit. Got back around 6am and we were exhausted. Didn't do any late night action, just did some cuddling / making out and rested for a morning romp. Woke up and they both tagged team me. Best 3some of my life. Had some lunch and went back at it again for round 2. Best moment was when Kelly was licking my ass and Luna was sucking me at the same time. Glad I held my load as long as I could. I ended up blowing my load on both their mouths and both sucked it dry. They didn't leave till around 6pm, so basically TLN plus TLD (todo la dia). Paid 220K to each one plus taxi (20K).

Thanks for sharing your trip with us, warts and all. Kelly looks a bit asian, cute. Saw photos of her enjoying the horse parade during the Flower Festival. Did you arrange your date via FB or was she already showing up at the Mansion anyway? Would be great to see some pix of Luna Lunita since all the photos on her FB are of Kim Kardashian. LOL. Did you guys enjoy some chronic together?

Can't wait for the rest of your trip report. Love to read about someone enjoying the fresh excitement of hobbying in Medellin for the 1st time.

Which Mansion girls did you take to the club? Was it Luxury?

[Ricker]

You can get away with all of this in a controlled environment like the Mansion, but with Mayorista street rats (or any street rats) you have to be more careful. Before I bring any chica to my apartment I always "chica-proof" the place by keeping all my electronics (cell phone, cameras (unless in use) and cash in the safe, and the apartment keys in my pocket. When the pants come off for a shower, I take them with me into the bathroom. They never leave my sight. At the end of the chica-proofing there is nothing for her to steal except some bed sheets, spoons, and knives.

I remember once, in a hotel in Caracas, I "chica-proofed" the room, all valuables hidden and locked away.

Or so I thought, LOL.

After our fun together, I went to shower, then she got up to shower afterwards.

I went for a drink from the room mini-bar, but it had been emptied, right into her over-sized purse I found.

Well, while she was in the bathroom, I re-took all the mini-bar from her purse and hid all the mini-bottles, munchies, etc out of sight.

She got the funniest, puzzled look on her face when she went to leave, grabbed her bag and it was much lighter weight than she was expecting.

I just looked at her like, what? What's wrong?

She said nothing, she split, no tip that night hahaha.

[SlamCity7777]

Slam, how is it that your posts are on delay and we end up writing almost exactly the same identical shit, LOL?

I've called my abogado. You'll be getting sued for copy right infringement soon! LOL! Great minds do think a like.

I was thinking the same thing. Don't know why I'm on delay. Just lucky I guess.

There has been a ton of Rice hate. He know what he did and has a good attitude about it. So let's see some of those club pics with the 6 pack of mansion girls! Dale!

[Combo]

Very educational series of posts here today!

$800 plus nice watch and phone. Those two girls must have thought they won the lottery. As was pointed out, that's 3 months wages for many Colombians!

I do appreciate RiceRocket's willingness to post this, as he knew he'd get shit. And also his positive attitude going forward. Hopeful, new mongers learn from it what not to do.

[SavePros321]

It should also be mentioned that "Pussy Greedy" is a common factor in guys getting Got! From everything I've been told first hand and most of the stories here it is always when some gringo gets Pussy Greedy and has two or more girls in the mix that they get robbed. It's easier to pull a scam when you are in a team, safer for them too. If you need to have a 3 some do it with a girl that has good reviws or that you've taken a few times so you have a dynamic with her. You know. Use some common sense! Hahahah!

Slam, how is it that your posts are on delay and we end up writing almost exactly the same identical shit, LOL?

Newbies take note: one of the fastest ways to get robbed is trying to be a "Porn Star" by having multiple chicas in one session. Almost every robbery case had the same elements: multiple chicas (at once) , lots of alcohol, and in this case, Coke (I'm assuming that's what he meant by "Sugar"). While one is occupying you in your drunken, coke-induced stupor, the other is rummaging through your pockets or in the other room (if you are at an apartment) going through your shit.

[RiceRocket99]

I understand what everyone is saying, got no one else to blame, but me. Lots of mistakes I made: bringing nice watch / phone, too much cash. 2 chicas at once, and too much alcohol. I've recovered since. Got to say all the FB chicas I connected with were not even necessary since I'm staying at the mansion. Most of the FB chicas I talked to or friended in the USA were or currently are mansion chicas. Had a girl named Kelly Hernandez. 20 yrs old, nice natural perky B tits, soft skin, great personality (can provide FB). Got TLN for 250K plus taxi, which included extra services with no extra charge including anal, ass licking, cim, BBBJ and all possible positions. Hit that at night and then in the morning before she left around noon. All these girls are passionate and friendly, but if one is really into you and you connect with her. It's heaven on earth! And they may provide things not on the regular menu! Decided to get her to double date with another mansion guest and his girl for dinner the next night at Parque Lleras at Triada Restaurant. Nice, but a bit pricey place, but we all enjoyed ourselves and had good time.

Kelly's friend, Luna Lunita, another mansion girl with a great body and personality joined us for some clubbing at the Farenheit. Got back around 6am and we were exhausted. Didn't do any late night action, just did some cuddling / making out and rested for a morning romp. Woke up and they both tagged team me. Best 3some of my life. Had some lunch and went back at it again for round 2. Best moment was when Kelly was licking my ass and Luna was sucking me at the same time. Glad I held my load as long as I could. I ended up blowing my load on both their mouths and both sucked it dry. They didn't leave till around 6pm, so basically TLN plus TLD (todo la dia). Paid 220K to each one plus taxi (20K). I know the going rate is 300K for TLN, but those prices are definitely negotiable. BTW. Hit up a few casas: New Life, Coffe Shop & Blue Room. Casas are good for quick bang for the price, but I prefer the companionship of a girl and being able to chit chat and develop some chemistry, so the mansion or fb is a better route for me even though it's more expensive. I know I can get #'s from these casa girls, but none of them so far peaked my interest for an outside date. I'll have to say Blue Room is my preference (nicer & cleaner environment and not super busy) , but it's pricier. 100K for an hr with massage included with the extra service.

[SavePros321]

She asked if her cousin could come and have a 3some and bring some sugar for 30K. I hesitated, but being my first night. I had no sense of self control, so I obliged. Her cousin comes and brings the stuff and we enjoy ourselves. Got BBBJ from both of them.

Things went downhill from there. I drank quite a bit in the airplane, I'll say about equivalent to 5 shots and 2 more drinks at La Isla. Then I bought a small rum bottle for the hotel room, so the alcohol was kicking in for sure. All for the wrong reasons. I have a pretty good tolerance, so I wasn't drunk, but was caught up in the moment. So after the 2 got down on me. And I'm just on cloud 9. Then suddenly, the original is nowhere to be seen. The cousin says she'll be back. Then the cousin says she has to go and I was WTF? She told me to wait for the original girl. So I wait. Then the security guard asked me if it's ok to let her leave. I say, ok. Then I go check my pants (should've done that earlier) and nothing seem missing, but my watch (gucci). Stupid that I took it off in the first place, I thought I must of misplaced it, so I look around and nowhere to be found. I check my wallet and there were some cash there, but way less than what I had before.

They took about $800 worth of US & Colombian money. I rarely have that much cash on me, but I took the money out of the airport ATM and just was in a hurry to leave after I checked in and didn't put most of it in my safe. And that's not the worst of it. My iPhone 5 was stolen. That really was the boiling point. It was my life and even though I'll get a new one with insurance, I was going to use it for taking nice pics / videos. Effing sucks!

That was one expensive session bro, but thanks for sharing.

Newbies take note: one of the fastest ways to get robbed is trying to be a "Porn Star" by having multiple chicas in one session. Almost every robbery case had the same elements: multiple chicas (at once) , lots of alcohol, and in this case, Coke (I'm assuming that's what he meant by "Sugar"). While one is occupying you in your drunken, coke-induced stupor, the other is rummaging through your pockets or in the other room (if you are at an apartment) going through your shit.

You can get away with all of this in a controlled environment like the Mansion, but with Mayorista street rats (or any street rats) you have to be more careful. Before I bring any chica to my apartment I always "chica-proof" the place by keeping all my electronics (cell phone, cameras (unless in use) and cash in the safe, and the apartment keys in my pocket. When the pants come off for a shower, I take them with me into the bathroom. They never leave my sight. At the end of the chica-proofing there is nothing for her to steal except some bed sheets, spoons, and knives.

And like Biffa said, if this is a chica you are not sure about (imagine lots of guys will run into this problem meeting chicas at Liquid Lounge since then are not vetted like at the Mansion) then never bring her back to you place. Take her to a short term love motel instead.

And as always:

Never say you've just arrive or its your first day, always make out you've been there several weeks and will stay a few weeks more.

[Ricker]

. Effing sucks! So I'm just mad at myself because I should've known before and I'm not an amateur monger, but just too over anxious on my first MDE night. No need to feel bad about me. Besides that night, each day / night has been super!

I won't let this experience ruin the rest of my trip. If you ask me, would I still go to MDE if I knew this would happen? I'll say, except for my iphone being stolen, yes! No doubt! Everything that was taken is replaceable.

Yikes! Sorry to hear about your bad experience, and good of you to post of your follies so maybe other readers may learn.

As you must know, your mistakes were so rookie and ameteurish, it's hard to believe actually.

Let's see; Gucci watch, I-phone 5, almost a $1000 cash, drunk. 2 girls, el Centro, no wingman, etc.

These girls almost had to rob you LOL.

They may not ever see such a target again.

Glad you recovered and are now enjoying life in Medellin.

Like you said, all items are replaceable, no one hurt, just maybe your pride for being so foolish.

Good luck.

[Member #4349]

OK. Straight to the point.

Thanks, appeciate the honesty. Too many people make crazy safety comparisons with other cities, its good to see an honest report.

But jeez $800, gucci watch and iphone. Sorry to hear that, lessons for us all I'd say.

As a professional monger (if such a thing is possible) I wouldn't dream of taking a gucci watch with me to a monger destination. Or indeed any jewellery, medallions, bracelets, tie pins or cufflinks.

And generally I take enough cash for the evening plus enough to pay for one hoe, allowing enough to be able to indulge in some pretty piggy behaviour with her. But no more than that.

Remember the hoe's think you're a gentleman if you don't actually punch them and do pay them something. You don't need a gucci watch and ipad to stake a claim on her ass, just a few greenbacks.

Iphone. These are world class objects of desire, again I'd probably take either a cheapo "burner" as I've learnt they're called, probably with a local sim card to boot, thus you can keep in touch, pay the low local rates, and not have your regular phone contacts polluted with dozens of wierd calls and texts from girls with latin names.

Long ago I gave up getting wrecked on a mongering trip, I don't mind a beer or two but I got to keep a sharp mind. You think you're choosing them? Bear in mind they're choosing what to do with you, based on your physical presence, characteristics and sobriety.

As insurance I practice other tricks, such as putting a few dollars in a shoe. Always walking in the light by the road. Always keeping an eye for one guy coming one way and another coming another way, avoiding any footpad pincer movement.

And always get the cab fare up front. And don't ever believe "up to you", get the price, for the services you want, hammered down first. More recently I've taken to arranging safe short time accommodation earlier in the day and then connecting up with the hoe's later, that way I know where I'm going and the likely risks, even the basic geography of the area.

Never say you've just arrive or its your first day, always make out you've been there several weeks and will stay a few weeks more.

Its a bore being hyper careful on vacation, but the alternative is worse. Better luck for the rest of your time in Medellin.

[Mr Gogo]

The post wouldn't have been that bad if he could have told us where he was exactly and who he was with.

Doesn't matter, he wasnt hurt thats the important thing. I hope he does some serious self evaluation. He makes so many mistakes that it was going to happen eventually. A new city, you should always have your guard up. You always take the side of caution. His drunkenness and horniness almost cost him serious harm.

Why take 800usd out when you have a room safe? This is Colombia at 1am on your first night. The girl took the lead after she sized him up. Gucci watch, iphone, first night, and drunk and horny. Why take the iphone out with you? I have an unlocked htc one that I travel with internationally that cost 120usd and it takes great videos and pics. Memo; guys that have new iphones don't take them out in foreign countries, you can get killed over them.

Guys don't let girls call friends at 2am, you will probably get nothing but trouble. Guys when you are drinking and reach a certain level, start watering yourself down. Don't get drunk and take on new people, its probably best to just hang out. Know your limits when away from home.