Medellin Reports

[Ezyngo]

Guys, you have until this Friday the 31st May for name sugestions, we have over 50 so far.

AG.

Here is my humble suggestion for the bar. ' El Encuentro', the Encounter.

Cheers.

[Ricker]

I exited the 'Dungeon of Doom' of SF2 and hailed a taxi in El Central aka El Centro. I recently heard a lot of chatter about an upscale casa called 'Energy. ' The place is located in an affluent area of Medellin referred to as 'Lleras. '

Within minutes, I'm located in Lleras. The surrounding area appears pleasant. This particular section of Lleras consists of two and three story apartments and stores. Definitely less people and noise as oppose to El Centro. It's expected because El Centro is Downtown.

Fun report to read, thanks.

Energy, however, unless it moved recently, is not in Lleras of Poblado, it's near el Estadio.

[Aussie Greg]

Guys, you have until this Friday the 31st May for name sugestions, we have over 50 so far.

In the first week of June. 5 names will be picked out of the list and then on the opening night, the 1st July 2012 Medellin Bob will anounce our new name.

A. G. (If I have left somebody out, let me know and I'll put you back in)

Questner, 'La Carechimba'.
Guidoguido, 'My Chapona'.
Socker,"Shrimps on the Barbie'.
Dos Lunas, 'Amnesia'.
Harry J 'Slighter'.
D B, 'Forbidden Paradise'.
Dan B, 'Secret Service'.
Bill M, 'Top Knouch'.
Paul T, 'Gringo Getaway'.
Nivar V, 'Pervert'.
Daryl F, 'Doctor'.
Dan Mac, 'El Oficina'.
Scott C, 'Nitro'.
Rodger C, 'Slick Monkey'.
Douglas C, 'Olgita's Palace'.
John K, 'Paisa Down Under'.
Juan G, 'Holy Grail'.
ricdzn@aol.com 'La Cueva'.
Andrea M, 'Rumba Carechimbas'.
Lee B, 'Rico Suave'.
Ravi J, 'Paisa Linda'.
Steven B, 'Wet Spot'.
Max B, 'Chimba R'.
Dan L, 'Players'.
Barry B, 'Marcho Bar'.
Chris H, 'The Ball Buster'.
Henry I, 'The Crow Bar'.
Ron O, 'The Tango Bar'.
Joe Mac, 'The Purple Pleasure Dome bar'.
Rioguest, 'Paradice Plaza'.
Wilt the Stilt, 'Chupe Pues'.
Guidoguodo, 'Casa Cuka'.
Vitrea, 'El Agujero'.
The Knife. Dingo's Den'.
Nabru, 'La Oficina'.
Kelso 1, 'Usual suspects'.
Hillbilly69, 'Kahonies'.
El Capitan, 'Las Rumbla'.
Lmarcone, 'Fonda del Gallo' 'Cock's Ranch'.
TweedleD, 'Euphoria'.
Viajero, 'Milk Factory' Frabica de Letche'.
Reefski, 'Three Floors of working girls'.
Oh Ya Papi, 'The Bat Cave'.
Superboy1, 'Paisa Inn'.
Miami Heat Lover, 'Downunders'.
RICKER, 'La Plazita Paisa'.
El Bacano, 'El Bacano Barra'.
Belvaros, 'The Boxing Kangaroo' 'La barra de Boxeo Canguro'.
Jonesie, 'The Hole'.
Aussie Greg, 'The Slaughter House' 'El Materdero'.

[Ezyngo]

I have an urge to hit a casa. I make my way over to 'Sexi's Fantasias 2. ' (Ref: Matt Psyche Casa Map).

Trip Report: Part 2 Nighttime (Mall, Mayo, El Centro Strip clubs, San Diego Strip Club, and back to the Casino)

IMHO, the lineup is very solid unlike SF1. A few minute walk from Hotel Gran.

FYI, striptease in Mayo every Friday and / or Saturday night at La Amistad discoteca on the strip, from 11PM to 1AM. Only selected chicas are invited to perform. You might enjoy it. I did.

More and more chicas are getting that without leaving Medellin, but you knew that!

Not true. But still,

Cheers.

[Dos Lunas]

Reef,

White sofa seats, white walls with one side mirrows, two 60" tvs and one 40" for 3 NFL games. Purple timber doors (Nazareno) and bar top and also timber Nazareno floor.

A. G.

Greg,

How about a stripper pole in the new bar. New bar name "Amnesia."

[Logistico]

what happened?

i woke up to a chilly medellin morning breeze and the sight of sunshine entering my bedroom. i glanced over at the dresser and witnessed the neatly laid out clothes, i had placed for the night before. the faint aroma of ron stretches throughout my mouth. i'm still fully clad in last night's clothing. i'm daniel larusso, getting his ass beat by cobra kai on the 1st night. damn, a wasted night.

no problem. it's early and breakfast is being served on the 2nd floor of the hotel. i turned on the telly for a quick news report. every channel is showing a similar report on bogota. i throw on a clean shirt and start my journey for breakfast. the menu is lack luster. i order the breakfast sandwich and considering i'm still hungry from last night, i begin to order enough food for 3 persons. eggs, fruit, café, juice, water, sausage etc.

after breakfast, i freshened up and went to the balcony. i began to enjoy the scenic view, bustling feet of people, and the blaring noise of taxi horns. it blended to create a unique melody of orchestrated noises. i threw my feet up and tried to relax into an extremely uncomfortable chair. i lit a morning cigarette and started sipping a nice glass of cognac. at that moment, i began to imagine this would be a comfortable life to live, if only, i could sustain it.

i few balconies over, i notice another older gentleman. he appeared to be of american descent. i saluted him; he returned the gesture with a smile. moments later, a young beautiful paisa walks out of his room and onto the balcony adjacent from me. she begins to apply her morning eye shadow, while taking lines of 'lindsay lohan. ' i'm intrigued. but then again, it's medellin. it's el centro. game on.

i pop ½ of a sildenafil 'energy pill' take a shower, got dressed and headed downstairs. i'm feeling good with a pep in my walk. the hotel doorman greets me as i exited the hotel. for the porpina i gave yesterday, i'll assume he'll remember me for the entire duration of the trip.

i have an urge to hit a casa. i make my way over to 'sexi's fantasias 2. ' (ref: matt psyche casa map). the lineup is solid for an early morning session. there's 8-10 chicas, some nice ones too. damn, i see a beautiful chica. if you enjoy fake barbie dolls types, they had one here. she gives a lackluster greeting, but has the appearance of a fase dos chica. i know where this session would head if i picked her. i got great vibes from a few other chicas; however i wanted this 90's latin pamela anderson. 30k for the ½.55k 1hr.

the place is a water-hole, connected to a shit hotel. the rooms are horrible compared to the new life location. i wanted to take pamela anderson out of this joint, to my castle, and a possible visa stamp. mr. miyagi smacks me in my mouth and i begin to taste the ron! are you fucking kidding me? she leads me towards a small room. literally, it's the size of a bathroom. a window is located in the room. i glance out and i see the unselected chicas sitting on plastic chairs chewing gum, waiting for their next victim.

i have no problems with the other chica's wanting a show. i go into smash mode. this chica is pretty and can work it. she starts with her 'mechanical' routine. she's acting like the director; however i'm financing this movie. i take control and place her ass up and bark. then i lay her face down, like a bikini sunbather on south beach. i went to work.

(side note) i've notice when you 'work a girl out, ' she tends to rush you into a missionary position. (unless she really likes you and enjoys kissing). if you're not kissing gents, she doesn't dig you and this should act as a 'red flag' that the chica is rushing the session.

hoping to end the session, with an early pop; she did just that. one 'pop' gent's. gracias, mi amor. ¿cuál es tu andúmero? no number. no picture. solid session, but no extras. go with your instincts chaps. cheers.

i exited the 'dungeon of doom' of sf2 and hailed a taxi in el central aka el centro. i recently heard a lot of chatter about an upscale casa called 'energy. ' the place is located in an affluent area of medellin referred to as 'lleras. '

within minutes, i'm located in lleras. the surrounding area appears pleasant. this particular section of lleras consists of two and three story apartments and stores. definitely less people and noise as oppose to el centro. it's expected because el centro is downtown. overall nice area.

i walk the staircase and ring the bell. a mama-san greets me and leads me into a nice room steps away from the entrance. the sitting room is laced with several comfortable sofas and oversized pillows. i was about to fall asleep right then, however the mama-san proposed a drink. pilser would be fine. i sat on the middle sofa with a heavy tinted glass window behind me facing the public street.

she presented my beer and the lineup began. scantily dressed women presented themselves one by one. all women were dressed in 'white robes' with beautiful lingerie underneath. the outfits reminded me of another high end casa loutron.

i tried to maintain my composure while gradually sipping my cerveza and greeting each chica. 'mucho gusto. ' hola, como estas usted? ' 'gracias, mi amor. ' i believe it's important to greet and smile at each chica. it's tough to generate a connection in a matter of moments, but a simple 'smile and light shake of the hand' can create magic imho.

the energy lineup is amazing. they have an all star lineup which could complete for the olympic gold here gentlemen. the casa had 12-15 chicas in the lineup during early afternoon (say 2:00ish). additional chicas could have been in session as well. i greeted two beautiful paisas and quickly typed their stage name into my mobile device, so i wouldn't forget.

after the lineup, i needed an operation or my blood pressure medicine. this particular casa had something for everyone. a remarkable assortment of tall, short, dark, light, natural, fake, petite, and thick chicas. the human resource department deserves a sincere handshake from us.

the mama-san began with the prices for the different services and time limits. she sounded like a 'spirit airlines' customer service rep from india. she began charging for massages, oral, fs. blah blah blah is all i heard.

i took it all! 1 hr 98k for everything.

i thought: how could i recommend energy on my 1st official visit to this particular casa without receiving the 'deluxe package? ' how could i assist future board members who've helped me so generously? or maybe, i was thinking greedy and narcissistic and wanted it all like scrooge mcduck in ducktales. swimming in the paisas. whatever the theory or rational, i was horny.

i told the mama-san to get a particular chica ready. i would need 15 minutes to relax and enjoy my beer, while she prepares herself and my heart rate returns to normal. she smiled and exited the vicinity.

while relaxing on the sofa, i noticed a newspaper on the coffee table with the headlines 'aun no se sabe quien ataco. ' an assassination attempt combined with a bomb exploded in bogota yesterday. i peered into the lobby. people are glued to the telly as well. i continue to read. i realized even though medellin was located hundreds of kilometers away, reality is close. people here live in crisis, terror, and without the luxuries we enjoy for their entire lives. and by luxury, i mean peace.

shit, i pop my other ½ of my 'energy pill' regardless to the fact of my earlier near fatal cpr episode minutes prior. if the people here live in danger, so shall i. this vacation went from luxury to grit. i'm taking you to the mayo and the strip clubs of el centro!

back to reality.

i'm greeted by a beautiful tan skinned physique chica with a pretty face. she possesses a gorgeous encircling ass and a set of perky c cup titties. she smiles and walks me upstairs to the room. the quarters are spacious and clean. she asks me to take a shower and i oblige. the water can be extremely hot or freezing cold. throughout my traveling experiences outside western countries: i've learned if an establishment contains a sufficient supply of hot running water; i will recognize it to be an upscale environment.

she lays me down and begins to give me a terrific 'real' massage. from head to toe approximately 20 minutes. i mean damn. head to toe. even lightly cracking and massaging my fingers. it's not heaven guys, its medellin. i'm loving it.

eyes closed she turns me over and begins to give me a cbj, while caressing my two best friends. after 10 minutes she begins to ride me slowly while looking directly into my eyes. then she changes tempo and moves faster. with the added support of the energy pill, i'm fine and enjoying every second of it. i turn her over and hit doggy while she lightly moans. i finished the session in missionary. her body is nothing short of amazing.

we exchange numbers. i thoughtfully ask for a picture, however she kindly declines.

(in my head) , i'm thinking this whole ordeal in cartagena is really fucking up my vacat time. in my worse dave chapelle voice, 'please believe meeeee! please believe meeeee! ' (youtube it).

i leave with a smile. the weather is still amazingly perfect as i exited down the staircase in search of my dollar empanada.

trip report: part 2 nighttime (mall, mayo, el centro strip clubs, san diego strip club, and back to the casino)

[Guidoguido]

My chapona.

[Jonesie]

On the ground in MDE. Staying at CB2. Robert walked me down into the Paisa Pit on my first day. It's coming along, the space has potential. Though it'll be hard to imagine not hanging out by the pool after so many trips.

[Aussie Greg]

More and more chicas are getting that without leaving Medellin, but you knew that!

CC.

No I didn't know that, where mate?

A. G.

[Reefski]

I've had her 3 times. The first time was good, the 2nd was a 3-way with another girl and that was good too. The 3rd (and last time) was mediocre although there was plenty of kissing and probing (all holes). That was a year ago and I'm not surprised about her poor performance. Although I had a couple of good sessions with her, I've heard several bad reports on her as well. She's definitely hit and miss.

Reef.

Just got the worst service ever in Medellin from this chica with the profile,"Kebellyn".

http://youtu.be/v7ztp2H41jk

She is definitely no stunner but I thought at least she was cute but what came to my room was at least 30lbs heavier than her photos. I organized a session with BBBJ for 1. 5/2. 0 hours for 150K. She wouldn't let me suck her tits, could not touch her pussy. 'I'm ticklish' etc. I had to cut the session short after 20mins and had to take the hit on the agreed upon fee. Did not want a scene. I will probably not use RL in the future.

I negotiated DFK, she only kissed me half heartedly & only delivered CBJ. I DO NOT RECOMMEND her at the HIGHEST level.

[John]

Hi Almotu,

I concur with you in regards to Kebellyn. She repeatedly gives bad service. Although I have never been with her but she gave bad service to my other friends.

I think purpose of this board is to share experience with particular girls and best sharing can be had with information for both bad and good experiences.

Regards,

John.

Just got the worst service ever in Medellin from this chica with the profile,"Kebellyn".

http://youtu.be/v7ztp2H41jk

She is definitely no stunner but I thought at least she was cute but what came to my room was at least 30lbs heavier than her photos. I organized a session with BBBJ for 1. 5/2. 0 hours for 150K. She wouldn't let me suck her tits, could not touch her pussy. 'I'm ticklish' etc. I had to cut the session short after 20mins and had to take the hit on the agreed upon fee. Did not want a scene. I will probably not use RL in the future.

I negotiated DFK, she only kissed me half heartedly & only delivered CBJ. I DO NOT RECOMMEND her at the HIGHEST level.

[Almotu]

Just got the worst service ever in Medellin from this chica with the profile,"Kebellyn". http://youtu.be/v7ztp2H41jk

She is definitely no stunner but I thought at least she was cute but what came to my room was at least 30lbs heavier than her photos. I organized a session with BBBJ for 1. 5/2. 0 hours for 150K. She wouldn't let me suck her tits, could not touch her pussy. 'I'm ticklish' etc. I had to cut the session short after 20mins and had to take the hit on the agreed upon fee. Did not want a scene. I will probably not use RL in the future.

I negotiated DFK, she only kissed me half heartedly & only delivered CBJ. I DO NOT RECOMMEND her at the HIGHEST level.

[LuckyEddie]

Second, I know many regular girls who take in the mouth. I am willing to bet your old, current or future girl friend or wife has done the same. So if this is a reason to cancel the date I think it is the wrong reason.

There are girlfriends who swallowed the loads of the old boyfriend 6 months ago and then there is the puta who has sucked off 6 loads half an hour ago.

And therein lies the difference.

[LuckyEddie]

I agree with Ricker. The hypocrisy of some forum members is unbelievable. I know Bandy and think that this might have something to do with his background (there are good girls; the kind that you date, and there are bad girls; the kind that you screw), but its still not an excuse for mistreating a girl in this way. Imagine that a girl meets you for dinner and somehow discovers that your hobby is visiting casas, tells you that you are a pitiful scumbag, does an about face and leaves. I think that this would be equivalent behavior.

Exactly and totally warranted behavior, why not? That girl, like all of us have our standards and limits. Also Bandy did not call her a "pitiful scumbag". I am sure he was tactful and charming and the girl was probably really into him. But he did the right thing IMHO by keeping real and working girls separate.

Sage advice: A girlfriend is a girlfriend and a puta is a puta and none the twain shall meet.

Any working girl meeting guys outside of the casa or having a boyfriend, knows that sooner or later if boyfriend finds out she is a working girl that everything could immediately change. How could she not?

Put the shoe on the other foot. You are an ex con (involuntary manslaughter during a botched robbery) , paid your debt to society. However you have to know that some women or future employers may have a serious problem when finding that out.

Bandy was only here for a short time and did not feel the need to waste one of his dinner date nights (and the $) on a girl he could have for 35k during the day. Someone who does not have serious relationship potential. Also only being here on a week's vacation how can he be sure "Cindy" isn't a super well known prepago? Who wants to be in a restaurant with a girl that everyone has had?

Me? Like Ricker and many others here I treat all with respect and I have no prob going out with working girls and spending time outside of the professional puta arena. But on my terms. But the other way around. Finding out the girl you are serious with is cleaning 5 loads of jizz from her mouth every day. Is not something most guys would want to be surprised with.

Lastly she called many times and was heartbroken after he tipped her generously TWICE. Of course if he's splashing cash her way she is going to want to hook up with him as much as possible for his week long vacation. No?

[Questner]

Bar name? 'La Carechimba' sounds good to me. Or just tolerable 'La Chimba'