Medellin Reports

[Ricker]

Go ahead and bring your blonde friend. No more dangerous for her than for anyone else.

There are plenty of hot girls, blondes, brunettes, whatever, roaming el Poblado.

[Bijou]

So for all the TRUE Medellin experts. Would you advise taking or not taking a tall hot blonde that who likes to monger? I have traveled quite a bit since my divorce a few years ago and have posted several reports. But my travels have decreased greatly since meeting my current girlfriend. She is a tall hot bisexual blonde (that's the good) ; however, since I've taken her on a few mongering excursions, there is going to be drama if I want to travel alone (that's the bad). We have been to DR, CR, and Tijuana together without any major incident. We normally hangout at a bar, disco, or strip club at these places, or I find a girl for both of us. She does get noticed easily (another bad for mongering travel) and usually its other mongers that cause the most headaches for us because of the fact that she is hot and wants a woman just like them (why is it men want the one girl they can't have when there is so many else around them that they can easily have?).

Although, I've been to Cartagena several times, Cali and Bogota once alone, I've never been to Medellin and it is one place I want to go. (I'm darker skinned, blend in easily with the locals, speak sufficient Spanish, and have some common sense). Unlike the other places I named above, I realize that in Medellin we / she can't go trolling in Centro or Mayorista for a girl at night without inviting trouble.

My plan would be to stay in the Poblado area and I would go trolling at night to find a girl that would do us both. Maybe I'll take her to go to Mangos or one of the other discos, but she would not be out trolling with me.

The real question I need answered is how UNSAFE would it be for her (a tall hot blonde) during daytime hours in just the "tourist" places? In other words, how "dangerous" is MDE (specifically the Poblado area) during daytime if an attractive gringa is at your side drawing attention? Would you recommend I go alone? Also, any advise on best places to find what we are looking for?

DISCLAIMER: I'm not interested in starting any flaming and feel I have contributed useful information to this board to deserve some useful replies from those that really know MDE.

Thanks,

Bijou

[FreshWind]

I also had a 1, 000 sheep and 250 cattle breeders...
A. G.

By comparison I raised 90 angus beef and my uncle has 70 Holstein milkers. Both were a handful but pale in comparison to managing 1000 sheep and 250 cattle. That would be worthy of an opening scene in a motion picture.

Don't know much about the pigs or potatoes but it seems the piasas are a little sweeter and not as expensive to feed.

[Aussie Greg]

Sorry. How big were the pigs? How big were the potatoes?

My Piggies.
I only ever had up to 5 sows, the biggest litter was 21 and 15 lived! When I had these I was 14 years.

My father was a policeman and mother was from a farming background.

Potatoes.
It depended what varieties I was going and for which markey mate.
For example Delaware potaotoes were for the fresh market. Sebago, Kenabeck and Cadema were for the potatoe chips market and Russet Burbank were for the french fries market. In my heyday I grew over 1,000 ton a year.

I also had a 1, 000 sheep and 250 cattle breeders, F1 with a Charloia bull over them, growing baby beef for the local market, then I swiched to a dairy for two years before coming to Colombia.
(this is what I miss the most being in Colombia, not being able to make my own butter, cheese and flavoured milk to sell)
I sold every thing.

Its so sweet, isint it.
A. G.

[FreshWind]

I guess no body wants to talk about my pig and potatoe farming days in Western Australia, darn.A. G.

Sorry. How big were the pigs? How big were the potatoes?

[Aussie Greg]

[QUOTE=Shemp; 1291832]What we do want to talk about is your closing of the pool area at 4pm. So if I step.
Out of my favorite room, # 11, at 4:05pm, I will not be allowed to sit or stand outside.
A. G.
Yes you will be able to sit or stand in the pool area.

My room? The gestapo wasn't that cruel, no chicas by the pool.
A. G.
Thats correct, no chicas by the pool unless they are swimming, tanning and or are wth a guest.

Herding them all into the basement.
A. G.
Even before 4. 00pm, all visitors will be required to sit in the new bar area unless they have been invited into the guests room by the guest.

Hotel Medellin Plaza, the only hotel in the world where the pool closes at 4pm.
A. G.
I guess many people can speculate, all I would like to say is. Wait and see for your self how Medellin Bob and I to a small extent are going to run the bar.

Women aren't allowed at the pool. Wow, they're not that strict in Saudi Arabia!
A. G.
Wrong, whats a swimming pool for?
You can only be a guest of the hotel to use the bar anyway unless you are invited by MM, BBB and or A. G.
We might have a open day for all you people who are too cheep to stay with us jajajajajajajajaja but we will probley double the drink prices that day and have no englich laungage students lessons.
Anymore questions!

A. G.

[VagigiLover]

Does anyone know if MDE has saunas where the girls interact with you. Either cleaning you up before some fun (like Macau) or Turkish bath?

[Shemp]

I guess no body wants to talk about my pig and potatoe farming days in Western Australia, darn.

A. G.

What we do want to talk about is your closing of the pool area at 4pm. So if I step.

Out of my favorite room, # 11, at 4:05pm, I will not be allowed to sit or stand outside.

My room? The gestapo wasn't that cruel. No chicas by the pool, herding them all.

Into the basement. Hotel Medellin Plaza, the only hotel in the world where the pool.

Closes at 4pm & women aren't allowed at the pool. Wow, they're not that strict in Saudi Arabia!

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[TweedleD]

I guess no body wants to talk about my pig and potatoe farming days in Western Australia, darn.

A. G.

Only if you had sex with the Pigs!

[Kelso1]

I'm still in Managua, and if you thought it rains to much in MDE then don't come to MGA during the rainy season. Also very hot here compared to MDE. I think that is why my posts lately have been a little off the hook. I think it is because I wish I was in MDE. LOL.

My real intent was to just let everyone know that safety is paramont In all MDE not just some areas.

There is a fellow I have met a couple of times on two different trips to MDE, and next time I see him I'll ask his permission to post about his action in MDE A true legend in the making, but is not a member of ISG. Jack knows who I mean.

Yes by all means lets get back to the good stuff.

Schmwrr my friend looks like your on the road to a little vacation from ISG.

[El Bacano]

I shouldn't have called anyone specifically a moron, My intensions were that I don't mislead a newbie to relax in el central, in Poblado for that matter also, maybe I learned something, I was allways comfortable there, anyways ill be hitting Medellin in a few weeks and try to bring in a good report or 2, Good experiences to all, and lets please get back to the women, and take it as a given that its dangerous.

[Ricker]

Just by commune.

No shit more gringos get robbed in Poblado as I am sure more Eskimos get robbed in Alaska than in Miami, that doesn't mean Eskimos are safer in Miami at 2am it just means there aren't as many there compared to Alaska. Just like Poblado and Centro, shit loads more gringos in Poblado than Centro as most of you already know.

Thanks, you explained it nicely.

[Aussie Greg]

I guess no body wants to talk about my pig and potatoe farming days in Western Australia, darn.

A. G.

[LocoGringo]

Wpw, it appears that anytime someone mentions a "competitor" of the mansion nothing but negativity comes. Are they all bad? Remember, fine line between kissing ass and licking ass. Let the fun begin.

[Hillbilly69]

Just by commune.

No shit more gringos get robbed in Poblado as I am sure more Eskimos get robbed in Alaska than in Miami, that doesn't mean Eskimos are safer in Miami at 2am it just means there aren't as many there compared to Alaska. Just like Poblado and Centro, shit loads more gringos in Poblado than Centro as most of you already know.