Medellin Reports

[Mr Gogo]

That is exactly my point! I am sure these folks (LOL) would love a bite to eat but what they really want is to get a buzz or keep a buzz and since I can totally relate to that, I am cool with that! I sure is hell am not going to start trying to reform a guy down on his luck. No fucking way, I want the guy to be happy! He already has enough problems!

Reform the guy? Nobody said grab his hand and take him to church. But if you want the guy to be happy and if your comfortable doing it that way, its all good.

[You Can]

That is exactly my point! I am sure these folks (LOL) would love a bite to eat but what they really want is to get a buzz or keep a buzz and since I can totally relate to that, I am cool with that! I sure is hell am not going to start trying to reform a guy down on his luck. No fucking way, I want the guy to be happy! He already has enough problems!

I like that. Tell them to get high not go eat.

One time when I lived in a rough area I walked out of my house and a guy asked me for money to go eat. At that time we had just finished a real good dinner and had a lot of good leftovers. I tell the guy wait a minute and I will help you out. I go in my house and make a great sandwich with crisp Italian bread and I then go outside and hand it to him. He looked like I had just given him a sack of monkeys.

[You Can]

Hey Bud, this runner up guy is a total piece of crap! Hopefully he will travel to an area with a beautiful beach and ocean and walk down to the ocean and just keep walking till its over his head and put himself out of his misery. He is a total dickhead!

Why do you and so many mongers feel the need to prove that they are not really mongers or have graduated to suddenly being real men who don't pay for sex anymore?

Never in his life has Donald Trump bragged about having money.

Brad Pitt never had to tell his friends "I'm a ladies' man with game, chicks dig me"

Lady Diana never said "I have class" or "I am affluent"

Einstein never told anyone,"I'm a smart feller"

These people don't have to say it, in fact they don't even think about. They just ARE.

People who DO brag about how great they are really aren't. Because greatness, class, being a real man etc, is understood, no need to brag about it to a bunch of internet strangers.

The braggart at one point in his life has come to realize just what he lacks and was not born with and thus becomes resentful and also lacks to ability to be happy with himself. The common and classic traits are bragging as a way to fill in what is missing and treating others with little or no respect, especially women as that is who he blames for his shortcomings. Our friend has already demonstrated that tenfold.

Inferiority complex? Low self esteem? A need for approval? Yes, yes, and probably yes.

Runnies, is my approval really that valuable to you? I am so flattered. I pat you on the head and hang your drawing on the fridge, whatta good boy!

Does it bother you that you had to weasel your way into the club instead of being born a great ladies man? Are you really a member or are you faking it a little?

Obviously you are leaving us as why would such a great man need to part of the monger community?

I for one could all use some education to get to your level, oh swami, can you write a book perhaps?

[Kozak]

Hi All,

Wanted to ask any Canadian who have gone to MDE what airlines they used. I am in the process of doing the reaserch but wanted to know what others had used. I have seen AA and Air Canada that have flights but if anyone else has other recomendations please PM me. Debating about MDE or Brazil so any info on flights would help

Thanks.

Kozak

[HelpRules]

Has anyone tried Coca Sek? I was reading about this drink made with coca leaves. Whats it like? Can you buy it anywhere in Colombia?

[SavePros321]

sup fellas. i'm going to colombia for 2 weeks in march. i'm going to be hitting all the major spots. medellin, bogota, cali, pereira, santa marta, barranquilla, and cartagena.

i'm young in shape 24 yrd old male that will be trying to game girls in regular clubs and malls but i need a fall back option if it turn up empty handed.

i'm looking for a spots to go to sorta like the balcony in brazil and the del rey in costa rica where i can go and try to shore (get some girls for free)

can someone give me some spots to hit?

go to the "medellin list" thread. when you find the "medellin list" in that forum look under the section of that list that says "clubs / discos / non pro." there are also list threads for cali and bogota as well.

godspeed

[Legal Tender]

If you've ever had stray dogs or cats hanging around your place you know not to feed them because everytime you open your front door there they are expecting to be fed again.

It's the same thing with trolls. Don't feed the trolls. Else they won't go away.

Please, attention is addicting. The troll choses to engage negatively in order to get attention. Don't reward this type of behavior. Response just encourages it. Don't feed the troll.

[Tar Heel Bred]

Sup fellas. I'm going to Colombia for 2 weeks in March. I'm going to be hitting all the major spots. Medellin, Bogota, Cali, pereira, santa marta, barranquilla, and Cartagena.

I'm young in shape 24 yrd old male that will be trying to game girls in regular clubs and malls but I need a fall back option if it turn up empty handed.

I'm looking for a spots to go to sorta like The Balcony in Brazil and the Del Rey in Costa Rica where I can go and try to shore (get some girls for free)

Can someone give me some spots to hit?

[LuckyEddie]

Here is my situation. I come here for valuable travel advice and normally get it.

Enough said and I promise I'll be nicer from here on out because I do plan on traveling a lot this year and need the information. Bye

That's funny. I can't find any posts where you asked for "travel advice". If you are not posting here and only reading than you don't have to "be nicer from here on out ". The phrase "fulla shit" comes to mind.

Here is my situation: I come here for valuable horse racing advice and for home improvement tips and normally get it.

My experiences are with non pros. A lot of times I get people challenging the truth of my posts because a lot of you people here think all women are prepagos when in reality it is about. 0001 of the population! .

Although you are on the right track, that not all women are pros, your figure is pretty exaggerated. Be that as it may let me inform you that women who do not sell themselves and have some semblance of dignity, class and self respect would not be caught dead with a foreigner who is just passing through. Even the foreigner passing through every 3 months (on bizness no doubt you international executive you!).

Sorry to break the news but therein lies the catch 22. Spelling it out: If the girl is quality and not prepago and she is with you (travelling through every coupla months) immediately her high level of worth goes right down the toilet. Also women with self respect are not jumping into bed on one or two dates with the travelling saleman from Skokie.

Most under 30, single no children estrato 3 or 4 women who are not prepagos who have regular office jobs and half their shit together aren't really into the weekend romance with foreigners. You, like myself, being in touch with women all over the globe should know that is the case.

Did I mention before somewhere that the phrase "fulla shit" somes to mind?

Also for the same reason you list as to why US women and Colombian women are not all that different (to which I whole heartedly concur) there exists the same thing with Col men vs US men. There are tons of good Colombian pickens for Colombian women and tons of losers. Just like the US. There is no need for her to settle.

Why would that awesome Colombiana waste her time with some foreigner who is just passing through? With some foreigner who can't find a good airfare deal without going to a sex forum? A guy who already stays in six different places when in Colombia who is in need of more hotel information or "travel advice"? A self proclaimed millionaire? Looking to save $100 on airfare? The phrase "fulla shit" comes to mind.

On a lighter note Spirit Air is having a promotion where people not in their club can reap the benefits without the $39 fee. Maybe you are here for weather too? There is a low pressure system coming in from the north.

See? It's good that you are here. Look at all these travel tips in Medellin Sex Reports! You are sooo right Mr Millionaire!

Or maybe you are here to pump yourself up because of your short comings and low self image? Obviously that is what it is as what type of millionaire continues to come here for travel advice? Maybe you're are just fulla shit?

[Ricker]

... She probably hates me now and in hind site she was probably the best girl I met the entire trip. Enemy #1.

... I never called her a gain. Enemy #2.

... Never called her but took a couple of calls from her. Enemy#3.

... I just got a nasty email from her today telling me that she is different and can't be treated like this and never to call her again. Enemy #4.

Now I have to admit, all that hating and enemy making is pretty admirable stuff. :)

... I put lots of smiles on the faces of everyone I encounter when out of the USA ...

You mean right up until they hate ya and become another 'enemy' as you put it, right?

BTW, you're not self-absorbed or anything are ya?

[Ricker]

Please my friend, I hate the your mistake.

Thanks

Hahah I just had sishi with her Friday night

Ditto my friend, I hate the 'sishi' mistake :)

[LuckyEddie]

Most of my girls don't want to go to lleras because they think people will think she is a prepago because I'm white and blue.

Runny as much fun as I had with my last post (bronchitis almost all the way gone) in all seriousness I have had two occasions where the girl did not want to go to Lleras.

There are 3 main reasons not including the estrato 2 girl who has been there and feels out of place because of who she is and how she dresses; of course an afluent foreigner like yourself who speaks perfect spanish would never be able to tolerate the gutter talk of a barrio girl so I exclude that:

1.) she is protecting her rep with someone other than you. Ie: other men she does not want to be seen by and have to confront at a later time. Uncomfortable for her.

2.) she is protecting her rep with you. She is known gringo trash and does not want you to find out. Use your imagination. Uncomfortable for her.

3.) she is embarrsased to be seen with you because you are not her type, much older or she is way out of your league. Nuff said.

All 3 are bad my friend. Good looking, young, blond hair blue eyes, speak perfect Spanish? What decent girl would not want to parade around with you in the Beverly Hills of Medellin?

[LuckyEddie]

Jeeze, this guy has never spoken to anyone on a plane one seat in front of him! What a loner!

I'm done with you people. Jajaja

Why do you and so many mongers feel the need to prove that they are not really mongers or have graduated to suddenly being real men who don't pay for sex anymore?

Never in his life has Donald Trump bragged about having money.

Brad Pitt never had to tell his friends "I'm a ladies' man with game, chicks dig me"

Lady Diana never said "I have class" or "I am affluent"

Einstein never told anyone,"I'm a smart feller"

These people don't have to say it, in fact they don't even think about. They just ARE.

People who DO brag about how great they are really aren't. Because greatness, class, being a real man etc, is understood, no need to brag about it to a bunch of internet strangers.

The braggart at one point in his life has come to realize just what he lacks and was not born with and thus becomes resentful and also lacks to ability to be happy with himself. The common and classic traits are bragging as a way to fill in what is missing and treating others with little or no respect, especially women as that is who he blames for his shortcomings. Our friend has already demonstrated that tenfold.

Inferiority complex? Low self esteem? A need for approval? Yes, yes, and probably yes.

Runnies, is my approval really that valuable to you? I am so flattered. I pat you on the head and hang your drawing on the fridge, whatta good boy!

Does it bother you that you had to weasel your way into the club instead of being born a great ladies man? Are you really a member or are you faking it a little?

Obviously you are leaving us as why would such a great man need to part of the monger community?

I'm tired of trying to educate you people. Final post to follow. About educating you

I for one could all use some education to get to your level, oh swami, can you write a book perhaps?

[John Gault]

I agree, let not go crazyy with all this Karma talk, but fukit I will add this to the conversation and this is no bullshit. Whenever I get a bum asking me for a few bucks, I always ask them what there going to do with it? For the most part they always say buy something to eat or something else they think I want to hear! Then I say no, thats no good why don't you go buy some liquor or drugs and you will feel alot better and they don't know what to say, they actually look puzzled. But I am serious, so I give them a 10 dollar bill and tell them to go get fucked up! There usually happy now and I am to because I know I just helped a guy out that wanted a few drinks or to suck on the glass dick! God bless the soul.

I like that. Tell them to get high not go eat.

One time when I lived in a rough area I walked out of my house and a guy asked me for money to go eat. At that time we had just finished a real good dinner and had a lot of good leftovers. I tell the guy wait a minute and I will help you out. I go in my house and make a great sandwich with crisp Italian bread and I then go outside and hand it to him. He looked like I had just given him a sack of monkeys.

[LuckyEddie]

Whenever I get a bum asking me for a few bucks, I always ask them what there going to do with it? For the most part they always say buy something to eat or something else they think I want to hear! Then I say no, thats no good why don't you go buy some liquor or drugs and you will feel alot better and they don't know what to say, they actually look puzzled. But I am serious, so I give them a 10 dollar bill and tell them to go get fucked up! There usually happy now and I am to because I know I just helped a guy out that wanted a few drinks or to suck on the glass dick! God bless the soul.

A beggar asks a man in car at a traffic light for some money to eat.

The man says, 'If I give you the money, you will just use it to buy booze'

The beggar says, 'No, I don't drink'.

The man asks, 'Then you will just gamble it away'

The beggar says 'No, I don't gamble'.

"Well you'll just spend the money on a hooker in the red light district instead of food" barked the man.

"No I don't believe in paying for sex" replied the beggar.

Then the man asks, 'Then will you get in the car and come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble and sleep with hookers? '