Medellin Reports

[Aussie Greg]

Who was the gringo that was shot in the passagers side driving down 33rd street this last week ? (4 bullets in his side but he lived, well he´s still alive)

His girlfrind was driving and she was killed, apparently they were after her!

A.G.

[Xion149]

I am setting up a trust fund to help the girls here in Medellin. The girls that I have been with will all be taken care of for the rest of their lives. My children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are a bunch of spoiled brats who deserve nothing. My last days on this earth have been filled with happiness by a group of prostitutes and a couple prepagos. It is quit remarkable that things unfolded how they have, but they have, and that is how it is.

I'm glad you filled the story in a bit, it makes a lot more sense in context!

My hat off to you, that's quite a piece of philanthropy.

[Aussie Greg]

I asked my girlfirnd Cata yesterday, when we go out with a group to Mangos or where ever with a group of our guests and there escorts so to speak!

(at time's we have large groups at Mango's and resturants) every body will think you are the same as the escorts si o no! She said to me si, claro, don't you feel a little uneasy, she said yes I do but I don't care, a am really with you and this is your job to take people/guests out for a good time, we have been together for a year and a half.

I also asked her, are there many girls living off older men at all these Universities, she told me, ¨you wouldn't believe how many¨ I said to her yes I do.

I would say that every man here in Medellin who has money and a wife and children has a mistress, or two, even my father inlaw's from both my girlfriends.

Generally, Paisa's look down on Gringo's (and even other Colombian's from other parts of Colombia) now even more so, before when I was first here no.

Anyway, thats my two cents worth.

A. G.

[Ken_Apples]

My best sexual memories have not been from the prettiest girls I have met, but more the kind of "girl next door" type with a extraordinary sexlust.

And even that I have never fucked a "true famous" celebrity fashiongirl, I can judge from their leaked sexvideos on the internet that the sex they provide is not on pair with what most males would call "hot sex".

However, I have had some really, really good sex with quite a few girls next door.

Bottomline: I'm in it for the fun sex. If you want surface, buy a fashion magazine.

Best regards / Ken Apples

I want to be like Uncle Jack when I get old! :)

Well, it's good to see that at least one person out there can verify what I've tried to say now and then. That there is a high-end with some really stunning women, and that most of these are off-limits to the turistas unless you're hanging out with the right Colombians and are not just around for a few days.

In any case, if the street scene or the low-end casas are your thing, by all means enjoy it. I'm not all that crazy about them, but I've had decent/interesting experiences at those places too.

Just don't expect Sofia Vergara or Andrea Rincon types to pop up. :)

[Wolfy Baby]

Is that ALL the women we deal with have to be treated with respect; this is especially important to bear in mind for visitors to country as potentially dangerous as Colombia. Doing so only enhances the experience for all parties involved. The inevitable sucess of a place like the Mansion does, unfortunately, have the side affect of drawing down some more unsavory, cheap-charlie types, who just a few years ago, would never have ventured beyond the relatively safe havens of the D. R. , or Costa Rica.

While I recently had a great visit renewing friendships with the Aussie and MDE Bob, as well as meeting new friends, my stomach would would turn as a particular 'monger' would proudly relate over breakfast how he would complain to a casa manager if a girl he just banged for an hour for 50k, had the temerity to ask him for a tip! Not to mention, never chipping in for the bill, but still hanging with the group at Mango's. I hope he recognizes himself here. "Ugly Americans" like him give us ALL a bad name.

[Phunluv]

I want to be like Uncle Jack when I get old! :)

Well, it's good to see that at least one person out there can verify what I've tried to say now and then. That there is a high-end with some really stunning women, and that most of these are off-limits to the turistas unless you're hanging out with the right Colombians and are not just around for a few days.

In any case, if the street scene or the low-end casas are your thing, by all means enjoy it. I'm not all that crazy about them, but I've had decent/interesting experiences at those places too.

Just don't expect Sofia Vergara or Andrea Rincon types to pop up. :)

[Admin]

What Uncle Jack is basically saying is that he wants us to leave the chicas to the rich like him because we can't or choose not to pay what he can.

Let someone with Bill Gates' money go down and tell Uncle Jack that he's a piker for not giving the girls what Bill can, and I'll bet he would make the same arguments as we do against what he is saying.

Some of the guys on this board don't even make $45k net and even if they wanted to pay what Uncle Jack suggests is appropriate, they wouldn't have the money to eat or even get home.

I am not attacking the man, only his elitist attitude and his attack on we papis pobres.

Not everyone can abandon his family, move to Colombia, and spend his life savings on Colombianas.

Hi George,

With all due respect, your arguments are complete bullshit.

First, Uncle Jack is employing a strategy that can only be employed by someone who is living in the country. It simply cannot be employed by visiting tourist mongers, and thus has no effect on their chica-chasing ambitions.

Second, Uncle Jack's strategy is targeted towards a demographic group of chicas that does not work in the traditional venues, and thus it has no effect on the chica prices in the venues typically frequented by visiting tourist mongers, and thus it also has no effect on their chica-chasing ambitions.

Thanks,

Jackson

[BeersTerry]

Isn't the point of the forum to share information?

Uncle Jack provides good info. So Jack is in a different snack bracket, why does that [CodeWord140] you off ? Does it make the info any less relevant?

As Sailor suggests, different strokes for different folks.

[Salsero Loco]

I agree with most of what Uncle Jack said, I only took exception to the following:

"But I assure you that 99. 999% of the University students are not going to be seen in public with a gringo. These girls are very aware of their class position and realize that most of the gringos in Medellin are poor low class scum in the United States. These girls only date Colombians, or in the rare case rich gringos that live in Medellin."

Maybe I am part of the .001 %, but I have had some serious Colombian girlfriends, one in particular I was with for three years, and she was a university student and worked on occassion for one of the big modeling agencies in the city, took part in Colombia Moda fashions shows, etc. I am not a rich man, but I do speak fluent spanish and treated her well.

I guess I take exception to the idea that beautiful Colombian women from the middle and upper classes will not date gringos. If you are not uncouth and treat them well, I think there are many beautiful Colombian girls from all classes who are obtainable and would make great girlfriends and even-- gulp!-- wives.

My two cents.

SL

[La Isla]

Jack,

I have not reached that stage in life, but more power to you man. You worked hard, its your money and you have a right to do whatever you want. You're right, old people here don't get any respect. I have seen it too many times where children see you getting old and only see the dollars. NO RESPECT for the experienced, wise old man. All they see is an old fool with money.

Good luck man. I respect you.

[Ricker]

... Most of these girls have treated me with nothing but kindness. I was a very powerful person at one time but people in the United States treat me now like I am an idiot. Even my stupid children wanted to put me away in a home. When I moved to Colombia it was to say a big FUCK YOU to everyone in the United States. People in Colombia are respectful to older people and remember you for what you were.

Now I am seeing American scum showing up here in Medellin. Don’t think people are not noticing you fools. I am going to tell you all one lesson in life that you really should pay attention to. You better learn to treat people with respect or something really bad is going to happen to you.

I am setting up a trust fund to help the girls here in Medellin. The girls that I have been with will all be taken care of for the rest of their lives. My children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are a bunch of spoiled brats who deserve nothing. My last days on this earth have been filled with happiness by a group of prostitutes and a couple prepagos. It is quit remarkable that things unfolded how they have, but they have, and that is how it is ...

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I have to admit that my initial reaction to your first post was that you were being pompous, but I was mistaken.

This second post of yours shows that you are a caring and apreciative person.

I also appreciate the kindess I have found in the Colombiana.

I'm sure that I don't have the resources you have to financially reward them, but I always treat these chicas with warmness and with a good heart.

Take care amigo!

Ricker

[Member #3435]

I retired and moved to Medellin almost 8 years ago. I have been reading this forum for a few months to get the occasional chuckle. But I finally got to jump in here and straighten things out since you guys have no idea what you are talking about.

Gringos do not set the price of pussy in Medellin except in places where gringos all hang out. Indeed, your influence in this area is so small outside of the mansion that it is laughable.

I bet no one on this forum has ever actually met the type of girl the rich Colombians are screwing. These girls would not be seen dead with a tourist gringo. They are getting probably the equivalent of $1000 USD a night from Colombian men.

Yes, that is not a mistake, I am talking 2 million pesos or more for TLN. You guys think you can compete with that?

There are top notch girls in Medellin that can get whatever they want. I am talking genuine models not wannabies. Many of the University students have Colombian Sugar Daddies that pay their entire tuition, books and other expenses. But I assure you that 99. 999% of the University students are not going to be seen in public with a gringo. These girls are very aware of their class position and realize that most of the gringos in Medellin are poor low class scum in the United States. These girls only date Colombians, or in the rare case rich gringos that live in Medellin.

I myself have lots of money and mingle with the upper class Colombians. I also speak perfect Spanish. Almost every wealthy Colombian I know has at least one mistress and they treat them like a princess, money, school, clothes, etc. Etc. Why would these girls want to be with some lowlife gringo who thinks he can give her $50?

One of my Colombian friends introduced me to his mistress. She is a girl that looks better than any of the Mango dancers. She attends the University of Medellin on his dime. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous but she is also smart and speaks English to some degree. She is a real "prepago" not some gringo puta. She will probably be with him until she graduates and gets a real job. She would never be described as a wh0re since she is with only this one guy until he dumps her.

She introduced me to two of her friends that I am now maintaining. The only way these girls agreed to meet a gringo was because of good references from the friend and the fact that I live here and have lots of money. I am seen as an investor here not as a tourist, and that was the big difference that allowed me to meet them.

Here is how things unfolded. The first girl was brought over to my house. I had to take her out for diner and talk to her so she would decide if she wanted to become my prepago. She had no sexual contact the first day. She then called me the next day and said that she would be my "girlfriend". She then came over and fucked my brains out. She never asked for one peso for the first couple of weeks. When it came time to pay her tuition the bill magically appeared in my office. We both understand that this is how it works but there is never any discussion of money. In her eyes she is not a wh0re but just a girl who needs a way to have an education.

The second girl got connected with me in the exact same way and our relationship is almost exactly identical. They know I am with more than one girl, and the occasional puta, but that is ok as long as it is not talked about.

So how much does it end up costing when I do the math? I would say about $2000 USD a month for each girl. I rotate the two girls every night so they are screwing me about 15 times a month. That works out to about $135 USD a night which is really cheap when I do the math like that.

In exchange for $4000 a month I get two girls that worship the ground I walk on. Normally one will come over in the evening about 6:00pm and we will have diner, talk about her school, and then fuck for a couple of hours. In the morning we will fuck again and then she will go off to school. Both of them are drop dead gorgeous teenagers. One is 18 and the other is 19. They could easily be Mango dancers but they would not lower themselves to that. They do not use condoms and have both been tested. They treat me exactly like they would their Colombian boyfriend. When they graduate they will go on to have normal jobs unlike many of the girls in Medellin who aspire to only be putas all their lives.

These girls are pure quality that can demand whatever price they want and get it. You are not going to find them hanging out in Mangos or within 10 miles of the mansion. You might see them in Parque Llerras but they are not going to talk to you. You know the girls you see in Llerras that are "stuck up", well the reason they are like that is they know most of the gringos are lowlifes and that a Colombian man will treat them like a princess.

All you guys who are with 50, 000 pesos girls have no idea what is out there. If you have money, real money, and you live here, then you really can have some of the most beautiful woman on the planet. These are what the Colombians call "prepagos" not the girls that mix with the outsiders.

What's the exit strategy?

[John Jay]

"These girls are very aware of their class position and realize that most of the gringos in Medellin are poor low class scum in the United States".

That's very hurtful!

[George0724]

What Uncle Jack is basically saying is that he wants us to leave the chicas to the rich like him because we can't or choose not to pay what he can.

Let someone with Bill Gates' money go down and tell Uncle Jack that he's a piker for not giving the girls what Bill can, and I'll bet he would make the same arguments as we do against what he is saying.

Some of the guys on this board don't even make $45k net and even if they wanted to pay what Uncle Jack suggests is appropriate, they wouldn't have the money to eat or even get home.

I am not attacking the man, only his elitist attitude and his attack on we papis pobres.

Not everyone can abandon his family, move to Colombia, and spend his life savings on Colombianas.

[Hang Low 69]

Someone asked why I do not change the girls every day since there are so many. Well than answer is simple:.I am an old ooooooold man with a lot more money than time. I just do not have the energy or mobility to go out with a dozen girls. Once in a while I will see something so stunning that I have to try her. I have a very rich Colombian friend who occasionally brings me over some top model types of girls. These are the girls who get the 2 million pesos a night from the upper class Colombians.

I am a very realistic person. I know I am an old and decrepit. I had my days of youth but they are long gone. These girls are sharing their beauty and youth with someone who is not their equal in appearance and for that they deserve every pesos they can get.

Some of the lowlife American scum I see showing up in Medellin lately really need to open their eyes. You should not be trying to cheat these girls out of every pesos you can. Instead you should show them generosity and kindness. These girls do not have the same opportunities that we had being born in a first world country.

I was at the park last week with a couple of male Colombian friends. On the table right beside us showed up a group of clowns from the United States. These clowns were talking a load of shit about all their "monger" experiences. They were saying stupid shit about how they found a girl and only paid her 50, 000 pesos. If I was younger I would have cracked a couple of them in the head for being so disrespectful. You clowns are also lucky that the Colombians I was with could not understand what you were saying. You clowns were indeed very lucky for this.

Most of these girls have treated me with nothing but kindness. I was a very powerful person at one time but people in the United States treat me now like I am an idiot. Even my stupid children wanted to put me away in a home. When I moved to Colombia it was to say a big FUCK YOU to everyone in the United States. People in Colombia are respectful to older people and remember you for what you were.

Now I am seeing American scum showing up here in Medellin. Don’t think people are not noticing you fools. I am going to tell you all one lesson in life that you really should pay attention to. You better learn to treat people with respect or something really bad is going to happen to you.

I am setting up a trust fund to help the girls here in Medellin. The girls that I have been with will all be taken care of for the rest of their lives. My children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are a bunch of spoiled brats who deserve nothing. My last days on this earth have been filled with happiness by a group of prostitutes and a couple prepagos. It is quit remarkable that things unfolded how they have, but they have, and that is how it is.

In the last 8 years I have lived in Medellin I have kept a record of every girl I have been with. If they have children I remember to send them a present on their birthday and something at Christmas. If the girl needs something important she knows she can call up Uncle Jack to get some money. Very few girls have ever tried to take advantage of my generosity. Very few.

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I am glad you are enjoying your golden years. More power to you. Do not let these cheap idiots disrupt what makes you happy. I like to treat people as I want to be treated so even the hookers are treated as humans. Dont put all us gringos in one bucket. I sure would like to see a photo or two of what I am missing.

Thanks for all you input.