Medellin Reports

[Bdd1124]

Sorry, but it really isn't an escort review site, although I understand your frustration. There is a Colombian escort review site which has been mentioned here many times. I can't remember the name (although I'm sure someone does) because I find escort reviews of limited use. There are many things more important when traveling in third world countries looking for escorts strippers, hookers, freelancers, massage parlors and any other method of satisfying sexual desires, than some guy giving a graphic description of how much semen he sprayed and where it landed.

Of course, you could always post one of your own reviews here and that would help bring the thread closer to what you expect. After looking at your posts I'm suddenly confused. Bear with me.

On 2/17/21 you posted you were in Medellin for the 2nd time. On 5/6/21 you posted you had stayed at Energy Living 3 times. On 6/10/21 you said you had been to Medellin 4 times and on 6/12/21 said you had stayed at Haven Hotel twice. Second post same day said the last stay at Haven was in March. The numbers are getting confusing. That's 5 stays in 4 trips (without any mention whatsoever of any women you had the pleasure of pleasuring).

It continues. On 10/7/21 you stated you've stayed at Hotel DuParc several times. That was followed with the revelation on 9/20/22 that you had been living in Santa Marta for a year.

A year in Santa Marta, plus an earlier 4 day stay in Santa Marta, plus perhaps a dozen trips to Medellin over an 8 month period. That's a lot of Colombian experience, which almost seems impossible. Yet not once did you mention a single escort, hooker, bar girl or whatever. Nothing.

Yes, there's a lot of senseless crap here. Instead of complaining there aren't more escort reviews, be proactive. Take all of that vast experience (even though it appears to be made up) and post about it. There should be dozens of girls you could have reviewed. In addition you could give an idea about how Hotel DuParc compares to Hotel Haven and Energy Living. You could tell us about Breakfast at Hotel DuParc or any of the many restaurants in the area. So many things you could have contributed, yet you're just complaining others aren't doing what you haven't done.

To make this post somewhat useful, Tabun is a nice place for Middle Eastern food in Provenza. It's located about a block down from OCI: Mde same street. Dinner for 4 with appetizer cost about $65 and there were plenty of leftovers.

Not mad at this site just frustrated at this thread it says escort reviews.

Definitely not made up at all I visit medellin 3-4 times a year but I live in Santa Marta and have an apartment with a full time girlfriend there and have for the last 2 years.

[JjBee62]

I thought this was a escort review site I can probably count on one hand how many reviews have been written in the last month.

Maybe there should be a different thread for all this other nonsense that gets discussed on this thread.

Just Saying.

Sorry, but it really isn't an escort review site, although I understand your frustration. There is a Colombian escort review site which has been mentioned here many times. I can't remember the name (although I'm sure someone does) because I find escort reviews of limited use. There are many things more important when traveling in third world countries looking for escorts strippers, hookers, freelancers, massage parlors and any other method of satisfying sexual desires, than some guy giving a graphic description of how much semen he sprayed and where it landed.

Of course, you could always post one of your own reviews here and that would help bring the thread closer to what you expect. After looking at your posts I'm suddenly confused. Bear with me.

On 2/17/21 you posted you were in Medellin for the 2nd time. On 5/6/21 you posted you had stayed at Energy Living 3 times. On 6/10/21 you said you had been to Medellin 4 times and on 6/12/21 said you had stayed at Haven Hotel twice. Second post same day said the last stay at Haven was in March. The numbers are getting confusing. That's 5 stays in 4 trips (without any mention whatsoever of any women you had the pleasure of pleasuring).

It continues. On 10/7/21 you stated you've stayed at Hotel DuParc several times. That was followed with the revelation on 9/20/22 that you had been living in Santa Marta for a year.

A year in Santa Marta, plus an earlier 4 day stay in Santa Marta, plus perhaps a dozen trips to Medellin over an 8 month period. That's a lot of Colombian experience, which almost seems impossible. Yet not once did you mention a single escort, hooker, bar girl or whatever. Nothing.

Yes, there's a lot of senseless crap here. Instead of complaining there aren't more escort reviews, be proactive. Take all of that vast experience (even though it appears to be made up) and post about it. There should be dozens of girls you could have reviewed. In addition you could give an idea about how Hotel DuParc compares to Hotel Haven and Energy Living. You could tell us about Breakfast at Hotel DuParc or any of the many restaurants in the area. So many things you could have contributed, yet you're just complaining others aren't doing what you haven't done.

To make this post somewhat useful, Tabun is a nice place for Middle Eastern food in Provenza. It's located about a block down from OCI: Mde same street. Dinner for 4 with appetizer cost about $65 and there were plenty of leftovers.

[Bdd1124]

I thought this was a escort review site I can probably count on one hand how many reviews have been written in the last month.

Maybe there should be a different thread for all this other nonsense that gets discussed on this thread.

Just Saying.

[Anthony2023]

The fact that you're now explaining personal stuff and no longer mocking tells all. LMAO.

LOL That "personal" stuff in case you didn't notice was a copy and paste comment from a comment I made on page 5 or 6 before you even made your comments. LOL.

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[Anthony2023]

I am afraid you have wasted your time coming to this website to find the hottest chicks. If you are all that you are saying that you are then I would assume they are out looking for you. Why even waste your energy? Just show up and lay back and wait for them to swarm you.

Not entirely wasted my time, I did come across a bit of useful information. Like don't bother going to el centro.

[MaddTraveler]

This requires some background information. Earlier this year I had 2 potential girlfriends. There aren't many similarities between them, both bring different things to the table.

In July I decided to devote myself to one of them, the one who I'm now breaking with. That meant I shut everyone else out. I stopped talking to all other girls, including the one I had on deck. I wouldn't even open their messages. I wasn't certain I wanted a girlfriend and decided to see if I was ready to commit. I maintained the silence until yesterday, when I decided the girlfriend no longer holds her former position.

I finally responded to #2's backlog of messages telling her I'm doing well. She's apparently happy to be back in contact.

At some point, at least 7 months ago, somehow the word "cueva" (cave) was mentioned. I made a joke about exploring her "cueva humeda" (wet cave) and she thought it was hilarious.

A few hours ago she asked if I remembered "la cueva humeda" and when I told her I did, sent a video from her shower. She followed up with pictures of her new house and invited me to stay there whenever I'm able to come.

The best thing about this girl, she almost never asks for money, just advice. Plus, sex with her is just crazy.

The moral of the story is, if you can make a woman laugh, you're going to make an impression.

Good stuff man. Matters of the heart will always remain a mystery and it's where the real Magic is. Just finished watching the new Witcher spin off series on Nflix, and at first I didn't like the unlikely couple Eile and Fjall to fall in love but they did. As the story develops you kinna get it. Love needs no explanation, it defies all logic. Like you said, even something as simple as making her smile. This is how the most precious and pricessless commodity in this universe is Free. LOVE, TIME. These two needs to be cherished and I feel bad for the ones who don't.

As much as I enjoy being a hardcore monger and a pussy assassin LOL, my best time with any woman at home or abroad is the cheesy time with a non pro. When a little appreciation or love is reciprocated or shown. No amount of pesos can buy that shit.

[MiamiBoy1]

I'm quite sure Anthony is the same as Miamiboy. #1 TROLL of this forum for 2022. He argues and gets aggressive w everyone, now created another acct and replying to himself seeking extra validation. So pathetic if you ask me.

He came in trying to clown old folks, mocking, making fun and mentioning social security checks, how young and macho he is, how girls prefer his ethnicity. Total ass. And now that I'm clowning him back w counter-bully punches he's suddenly getting serious. Bunch of ass-clowns.

I'm on the defensive side, I hate people who claim to be better than others, and I make fun of anyone who does. Why TF would you come here and make fun or mock someone or group of people based on their age just cause you're younger? That's just low, zero class. Bottom feeder type of people. Straight garbage.

I'm not the same as Anthony, and I'm not replying to myself using a different account. I did not know I was voted #1 troll of this forum, where do I pick my award?

[Mr Enternational]

Earlier this year I had 2 potential girlfriends.
In July I decided to devote myself to one of them, the one who I'm now breaking with. I finally responded to #2's backlog of messages telling her I'm doing well. She's apparently happy to be back in contact.

The moral of the story is, if you can make a woman laugh, you're going to make an impression.

Sounds more like the moral of the story is that old adage about a man only being as committed as his options. Tired of number 1 and hop right over to maybe there is still a chance with #2. Let's bring her off the back burner.

[Mr Enternational]

I think hobbying in my mid 30's is awesome because like I mentioned before I have the full confidence to go after the hottest women (in my opinion) and the best part about it is I don't have to pretend like they like me as well because I am still young, fit, fun and attractive.

I am afraid you have wasted your time coming to this website to find the hottest chicks. If you are all that you are saying that you are then I would assume they are out looking for you. Why even waste your energy? Just show up and lay back and wait for them to swarm you.

[Knowledge]

They push buttons to get reactions. Once the reactions stop, or get repetitive, they go away. I treat it like the noise of my neighbors' parties every December. I ignore it until it's gone after a few weeks.

I'm quite sure Anthony is the same as Miamiboy. #1 TROLL of this forum for 2022. He argues and gets aggressive w everyone, now created another acct and replying to himself seeking extra validation. So pathetic if you ask me.

He came in trying to clown old folks, mocking, making fun and mentioning social security checks, how young and macho he is, how girls prefer his ethnicity. Total ass. And now that I'm clowning him back w counter-bully punches he's suddenly getting serious. Bunch of ass-clowns.

I'm on the defensive side, I hate people who claim to be better than others, and I make fun of anyone who does. Why TF would you come here and make fun or mock someone or group of people based on their age just cause you're younger? That's just low, zero class. Bottom feeder type of people. Straight garbage.

[Lucky Nuts]

I am pretty fcking sure I saw a list of guest friendly hotels and airbnbs on this forum but can't find it. It should be in "report of distinction" if there is such a list. Does anyone know if it has been discussed and if I can find it browsing through posts from a year back or so?

Wish you all a happy mongering 2023!

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...tal-Apartments

You could also search the main forum for the word hotel and find lots of details that way. It's all here but you need to look for it.

[Plan77]

Loutron is a well known day time casa very different from el centro.

Many of the Facebook chicas prefer to visit mid-afternoon.

Masaje parlors and apartments in Laureles. Use internet hook-up sites and / or do a little research to find these places.

Thanks for the intel. Looks like one should plan on getting a massage or set up an appointment in advance for day time action in Medellin.

[JjBee62]

I will make it short.

1. Your example of a gerontophile is an exception. Definitely not the norm, but legal.

2. I do all of the above and enjoy it. And I'm sure any girl would enjoy these things more with a younger, active guy than a grandpa. Unless she is a gerontophile (see above).

3. WTF are you talking about. Didn't you just said I needed to read girl's mind or something to figure out where she would profit the most? I know what going rates are (objective) and stick to them.

4. In the context of that example, lets assume they are equal.

5. Anyone with money can open doors to a better future. This has nothing to do with age.

6. We were talking about rates specifically, don't change the freaking subject. I do not care what they think they are worth. If she says she wants $1000 per date, should I listen and pay her what she wants? If she is out of my budget or her rates are way above going rates, I will move on.

I really, really try.

I'll just address one thing.

Profit is multi-faceted and is another subjective thing.

A girl might have a date set up for 400 k with someone she has never seen before and decide to skip it because her friend just showed up with a couple of bottles and some good weed. She values getting trashed with friends over the good payday.

A guy might take a job that pays less, because it's more enjoyable, lower stress or fits better into his lifestyle.

Knowing how anyone analyzes the pros and cons of a situation (like fucking a gringo for cash) requires mind reading skills. Knowing who she will enjoy her time with more, what combination of age, appearance and personality she will favor, or how much fun she has with others, all require the ability to read another person's fucking mind.

Nothing illustrates how desperate US employers are for employees better than the simple fact that someone like you isn't stuck asking "you want fries with that?

[MiamiBoy1]

1. It depends upon the 20 year old and the 80 year old. I remember moving a 70 year old woman out of Seattle. Her boyfriend was in the 25-30 range, had a good job, while she clearly had very little money. She was moving cross country to be closer to her grandchildren. He quit his job to go with her. And she definitely looked her age. Was there a real connection? A girl from my HS class married a guy in his 50's shortly after graduation and stayed with him until he died. Was there a real connection.

2. Stick to the subject. P4P, not dating. Who says she isn't having fun with grandpa? You? Are you taking girls to places they've never been before to do things they've never done? Are you introducing them to new cultures and new things. Over the last 10 days I've had the opportunity to listen to my girlfriend rave about the things she's done with me to her family.

3. Everything you're stating is subjective. You don't seem to grasp objective. Our relative heights, weights and ages are objective. How each of us feels about those things is subjective. Stating that a hotel bed is very firm is objective. How comfortable the bed is, subjective. Price ranges for girls from different sources are objective. The service any girl provides is subjective. The stuff you keep ranting about is all subjective.

4. All other things are never equal.

5. First, I said there are some older guys getting better girls and better rates. In some cases it's simple familiarity. In others it's because the guy is known to be able to open doors to a better future. Second, nobody said they are offering crazy money. Besides, that only works with the incredibly stupid. Ask any successful webcam model how often some clown comes along offering crazy money if they will first do what they want. Or ask a stripper.

6. If you don't care what a girl thinks you just declared that all of your babble about chemistry and connections is bullshit. You can't make any connection other than simple p4 p without getting into what the girl thinks or how she feels.

I will make it short.

1. Your example of a gerontophile is an exception. Definitely not the norm, but legal.

2. I do all of the above and enjoy it. And I'm sure any girl would enjoy these things more with a younger, active guy than a grandpa. Unless she is a gerontophile (see above).

3. WTF are you talking about. Didn't you just said I needed to read girl's mind or something to figure out where she would profit the most? I know what going rates are (objective) and stick to them.

4. In the context of that example, lets assume they are equal.

5. Anyone with money can open doors to a better future. This has nothing to do with age.

6. We were talking about rates specifically, don't change the freaking subject. I do not care what they think they are worth. If she says she wants $1000 per date, should I listen and pay her what she wants? If she is out of my budget or her rates are way above going rates, I will move on.

[JjBee62]

This requires some background information. Earlier this year I had 2 potential girlfriends. There aren't many similarities between them, both bring different things to the table.

In July I decided to devote myself to one of them, the one who I'm now breaking with. That meant I shut everyone else out. I stopped talking to all other girls, including the one I had on deck. I wouldn't even open their messages. I wasn't certain I wanted a girlfriend and decided to see if I was ready to commit. I maintained the silence until yesterday, when I decided the girlfriend no longer holds her former position.

I finally responded to #2's backlog of messages telling her I'm doing well. She's apparently happy to be back in contact.

At some point, at least 7 months ago, somehow the word "cueva" (cave) was mentioned. I made a joke about exploring her "cueva humeda" (wet cave) and she thought it was hilarious.

A few hours ago she asked if I remembered "la cueva humeda" and when I told her I did, sent a video from her shower. She followed up with pictures of her new house and invited me to stay there whenever I'm able to come.

The best thing about this girl, she almost never asks for money, just advice. Plus, sex with her is just crazy.

The moral of the story is, if you can make a woman laugh, you're going to make an impression.