Medellin Reports

[TheMan31]

Slim petite girl with large natural breasts in Medellin.

I like it. I'll be there in a coule of weeks. Where did you fne her?

[Jim0129]

Conquered them and enslaved them for centuries while stealing all their precious metals and raping their women? Just a guess. You know, foreigners like Cortes and Pizarro. In the specific case of the Yew Ess and Colombia, the Yew Ess stole Panama from Colombia to build the canal. If Colombia had the revenue from the canal, things would be considerably different.

Don't forget Chiquita Banana!

[MoonShot]

Slim petite girl with large natural breasts in Medellin.

[MoonShot]

Apparently it is. And small skinny girls with big natural tits is, well, unnatural.

That is what I thought until I met this girl in Medellin.

[Zeos1]

What is happening to online? It seems like there are way less girls advertising online. And the ones that are, are just overall lower quality.

I have enough girls in my rotation but my problem is that they only have ass. ......

I'm just looking for a small skinny girl with big natural tits. Is that too much to ask for?

Apparently it is. And small skinny girls with big natural tits is, well, unnatural.

[GuiGui123]

Looking on mileroticos, photoprepagos, pasionprepagos, Skokka, and just searching up "escort Medellin".

Who knew finding a girl of this body type would be so hard.

These websites have always been awful. Learn to use Facebook, Tinder and Instagram. Of course be careful as some of these girls might be ill intentioned.

[Haxagonus]

Where online are you looking? Perhaps I can point you in the right direction. I might know some.

Looking on mileroticos, photoprepagos, pasionprepagos, Skokka, and just searching up "escort Medellin".

Who knew finding a girl of this body type would be so hard.

[Balboa]

Could it be because they believe foreigners are causing the local talent to hike their prices?

It's obviously because of the ruckus some guys are causing and the bad press lately.

I doubt some middle aged lady giving one the stink eye gives a hoot about the PFP pricing, lol.

[Turgid]

.......Don't get me wrong, I got a couple of dirty looks and even people outright looking disrespectful .......

Could it be because they believe foreigners are causing the local talent to hike their prices?

[Balboa]

Things are going well.

Thursday, I had some work in the morning, and after all the meetings, I was not hungry, I was haaangry. I could have taken down entire pigglet by mself. What was supposed to be a quick lunch turned into 2. 5 hours of drinking, laughing, and planning with my local Colombian counterpart. Man, people are very chill here, and I like that very much.

Operator out. Until next time.

Nice report! Keep enjoying!

[Turgid]

Interested in the prices? Would beat flying down to MDE every few months LOL.

Check out Roosevelt Ave. Asian / Latina from around $200 to $400 per hr. I understand half hour is also available from some for half that.

[Huacho]

What did some other foreigners do to get to this level? I need some backstory / history here if anybody is willing to enlighten me.

Conquered them and enslaved them for centuries while stealing all their precious metals and raping their women? Just a guess. You know, foreigners like Cortes and Pizarro. In the specific case of the Yew Ess and Colombia, the Yew Ess stole Panama from Colombia to build the canal. If Colombia had the revenue from the canal, things would be considerably different.

[DownLow123]

In most other Latin America destinations I've been to, the expectation is usually to shower before the fun once you get a girl into the room. Sometimes the shower is together (more fun) while other times the girl wants to shower separately. What's the shower patterns in Medellin when you bring a girl back to your room? And what about at a casa like New Life or Energy or at the rooms within clubs like La Isla?

Speaking exclusively from fb girls, I never showered before the business. A few showered themselves, but never on a 1st meet. Repeat business I have showered with them if they ask.

It's safe to assume to mingle with the chick 1st, than invite her to the room, for me it's under the disguise of musica to make it a bit more natural experience for her. Can't tell you how many girls start grinding on me while undressing during a little reggueton. They LOVE Carol G.

[DownLow123]

Locals will show you a smiley face but they do not like foreigners banging their women and that is the root of the issue in Medellin. Foreigners account for less than one per cent of the mongers in Medellin but having become quite visible the locals (some of whom are mongers themselves) have gotten the mayor to invoke the crackdown law per " if it is deemed a threat to public order".

My advice to mongers is to be as discreet as possible as we used to be in the old days.

Regarding the US, mongering in NYC is not too bad right now, just the quality does not match that of Asia or Latin America, my biggest beef.

Interested in the prices? Would beat flying down to MDE every few months LOL.

[KebabOperator]

Things are going well.

Thursday, I had some work in the morning, and after all the meetings, I was not hungry, I was haaangry. I could have taken down entire pigglet by mself. What was supposed to be a quick lunch turned into 2. 5 hours of drinking, laughing, and planning with my local Colombian counterpart. Man, people are very chill here, and I like that very much.

Don't get me wrong, I got a couple of dirty looks and even people outright looking disrespectful when I tried to grab a late-night bite in Laureles, but overall, people are nice. I just don't understand the hostility some locals have with foreigners; most foreigners I met are respectful and keep to themselves, plus we are spending local monthly salary in a day, ergo helping the local economy, so why the anger and disgust? What did some other foreigners do to get to this level? I need some backstory / history here if anybody is willing to enlighten me. Also, everyone, please govern yourself accordingly, like the civilized, decent humans that you are, and don't be a dick. We don't need bad energy and enemies here. Unnecessary.

After lunch and drinking, I did a quick casa visit (somewhere in bello) recommended by my driver, and it was meh. It satisfied the itch, but New Life had a better lineup. I guess it was a very local place, which is always interesting, but I am a quality over quantity persona, and let's just say I won't repeat this location. We grabbed some cervezas with my driver by my place as he told me some funny stories; he promised more quality for next time, and we partied ways. Overall good time.

I was in the mood for some more, so I texted a girl from FB (Lorena, 21, all-natural, objectively 8), and she came over to my designated playroom. The Damage was 300, little more than 2 hours. This girl literally hugged me three times in the doorway as she was kissing & leaving me and then literally shook my hand lmfao I was cracking up so hard. I guess I passed the test LOL.

Anyway, I had some gas left in me, so I was wandering around Laurles, just doing my usual recon tour, when I heard someone screaming my name from across the street. I did not have glasses or contacts, so I could not even see who it was so I stood there and waived like a stooge; as she got closer, it was one of the girls working with the local team, and to say that they were gorgeous would be an understatement of the century. She was out with two of her friends at a local bar, and one of the friends was whippinn around in new Benz GLE, so they definitely were not starving. Anyway, after the small talk, she asked me what I had planned; I said I was studying the local land, and she laughed and said let me take you out tomorrow and show you real Medellin. I mean, who would say no? So, big plans for Friday loading. We all said goodbyes, exchanged WhatsApps, etc, and the girl I knew and one with the Benz left.

The third girl apparently lived nearby, and basically, since I was looking for a barbershop, she said she would show me on the way. We Got to the spot just in time, as they closed at 8. I got cleaned up (beard / hair), and during the cut, she kept complimenting me repeatedly to the point where the barber had a constant smirk on his face. I said it felt like the night was not done yet. Maybe we should hangout / drink somewhere. When I tell you her eyes lit up like a little kid, it was the cutest thing ever. Since I don't know any good spots yet, I told her she picks the place, I pay, and she may have to carry me home: the. Little did I know this would be foreshadowing. We ended up on some rooftop place with very good food, decent drinks, and usual 4 note music in rotation. This went on for 3-4 hours; dn lost track of time. We had really good conversation, she told me about her life etc, I explained little more about myself etc. We were really vibing. She is the type of girl who is always smiling, and just the damn energy coming from her was very nice. I mean, a drop-dead gorgeous 22-year-old girl full of life and enjoying herself, what more can you ask for? (objectively a 9 if not 10). Anyway, I seem to be saving money here in Colombia, in terms of P2P, because other than food and drinks, this did not cost jack squat (I did send her Jador and flowers through Rappi as a thank you but I mean she deserved it). Activities were nonstop all night; Nobody got any sleep, but everybody was happy. If one could put this kind of talent on a resume, she definitely needs to do it in capital letters lmfao. She just left, but not before she cleaned up my place, LOL. Yes, I broke my stupid rule, I took her to my actual bed, not the playroom, bcoz playroom was messy and smelled like pussy from before, and I was not willing to walk drunk two more blocks. This night will go down in my personal book as one of the best (def on top 30 list). It is about 11:40 AM here, and neither of us could stand straight after last night. I literally had to help her to her Uber; poor girl going to be sore for a bit.

So much for my big rotation plans, but three in a day is still not bad. Honestly, the third girl, I would take one a day like that and be happy; this chick took all my energy and half my DNA and wants more. I need to stock up on Zinc supplements to reload the guns.

I wrote all this report for people who want to come enjoy this beautiful city and life here. It is still good. It is very fun. It is not dangerously unsafe, and Talent is just off the charts. Don't listen to the nay-sayers and Fudgin idiots. Just like in every country there are people with decent head on their shoulders, idiots and idiots squared. Be smart and you will be very happy.

P.S. I heard through a new expat friend that some guy got robbed yesterday while holding his phone in one of his hands and trying to count the cash with another hand at 9 PM in the Plaza Botero area. I mean, if "I am asking for it was a person," this guy would have his picture in a book. Please don't do stupid shit like that. When it gets dark, you leave the Plaza Botero area.

Operator out. Until next time.