Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Was trying for like 3 days to set something up with a girl from photoprepagos. She completely blew me off last night after saying she would be ready at 10 pm and I said message me when you're ready to confirm. Then she has the nerve to act like I'm the one making it difficult to schedule something so I finally say "olviado, no me interesa".

Met up with a chick from seeking who wanted 500 mil. She looked really hot in her photos, but she was not worth close to 500. I paid for her dinner and taxi both ways. I feel like a chump but not as much as I would have felt if I paid another 500 mil to hook up with her. Went back to my hotel and messaged another girl on seeking. I send her the name of my hotel and a screenshot of the location and she says she will be here at 1 am (it's like 11:45) I say ok and she texts me at 1:15 asking for my address. I ask if she's close and she says "no se donde estas". WTF? A) you're telling me you haven't even called the taxi and you were supposed to be here 15 mintues ago and B) you could easily hide that info from me if you didn't think you were too good to google my hotel. I called her a ***** and said forget it. Fuck these bitches, they have such inflated egos. I'm so over this shit.

Frankly, I'm not surprised everything is turning up shit for you. All I can say is that attitude is everything. You started off complaining and haven't stopped. When things don't go exactly how you expect (and often your expectations are unreasonable) you throw a tantrum.

All the information on how to have the time of your life in Medellin is readily available. It's all been repeated dozens of times. There are many options and most are simple to use.

[JjBee62]

Yea in other words your giving away the money for free. I can see their faces and bodies and smell them while talking to them outside the st hotels. If I'm not getting my dick yet then it's not a bargain it's a waste of money. Your not going to win that argument jb2, I respect you but your wrong on this one.

As for traveling by bus I took a vennie (who only had her Venezuelan cedula so she couldn't fly) from medellin to Santa Marta and back by bus. We went thru Caucasia, Monteria, Sincelejo, and Barranquilla in the way there. The bus ride was almost as much fun as Santa Marta was, seeing the landscape with all the mountains covered in banana trees and palms was really cool. Stopping off in little towns like Santa Rosa de LOS Osos to eat and meet and talk to locals was an experience I enjoyed. I've also taken another vennie from Bogota to melgar to enjoy the piscinas and toboganes there. And I have taken solo bus rides between cucuta and bucaramanga and also between Tolima and Cali. I love the sceneries, the mountains, rivers, cliff drop offs, you don't really see all that in a plane. I agree it can be time consuming especially on the 2 lane highways and especially when they're doing construction but it's still fun and especially if you have a chica with you to share the experience. And no I didn't ask the driver to call me his *****, why the disrespect bro?

I'm a pretty extravagant guy. I'll toss a girl 2 k just as easily as I'll toss 50 cents to a busker on the street. I treat 2 k as if it's just a miniscule amount of money that is not worth freaking out over.

Here's a breakdown:

1 cheap Colombian meal = 5 strip club tips = 10 minutes of naked girls rubbing your junk.

1 cheap El Centro fuck = 15-30 minutes of sex = 15-20 strip club tips = 30-40 minutes of various naked girls rubbing your junk + 1-3 hours of drinking beer and watching naked women dance (beer not included).

1 cheap RT ticket to Medellin (baggage extra) = 5,000+ strip club tips, etc.

I'm not wrong. You have the opinion that spending 2 k in a strip club is a waste of money. That part is fine. You also expressed the opinion that guys who spend money in strip clubs are stupid and wasteful and trying to impress, blah, blah, blah. You're wrong. You're wrong to the point where you deserve disrespect.

Every one of us is responsible for finding our own happiness. If someone is happy doing something and what they are doing is not hurting anyone, then what they are doing is right for them. Whether they're happy in a strip club or hanging out with the Hare Krishnas by the Veracruz Church, let them be happy.

Nothing wrong with seeing the scenery. That's why I rent cars, or drive my girlfriend's sister's car. I'm not at the mercy of a crazy bus driver, I've got better views of the scenery and the girl in the passenger seat probably has her pants around her ankles and my hand between her legs. Driving has all the advantages of taking a bus, but puts you in control. You can stop anywhere or anytime. Instead of spending a few minutes seeing a town you can spend a few hours.

Sure it comes with a price, but when it comes to my pleasure, I'm happy to spend the money. That applies to all things. If my money is being spent to keep me smiling, then it's never wasted.

[Gabacho]

Its true, in Colombia poor people can still get laid.

So now I'm poor because I'm trying to maximize the value I get for the money I spend.

You know what * ISG I'm done trying to help you idiots out.

I guys can RTFF and figure shit out on your own.

[Knowledge]

With all due respect I must say you Sir are a Centro rat.

It's funny you say this because actually about a week ago I had went to the veracruz church area with exactly 30 mil in my wallet (I also had 10 mil hidden to have food and bus money) and anyways I went up to several chicas asking cuanto cobras? I found a halfway decent looking one that said 30 mil to which I replied "pero solo tengo exactamente 30 mil" and I even pulled out my wallet and showed her the 20 mil and 10 mil bills that I had. And then I was like "vamos o no?" and she replied "esta bien vamos" she took me to brisas de jardin around the corner there across from the panaderia. It ended up being 10 k for the pieza and 20 k for her and she even gave me BBBJ without me even asking for it. Then we had condom sex. The session was still pretty decent and I was able to finish.

So actually it can be 30 k even including the room. However I do agree this is not the norm and I was quite surprised myself.

So technically not false information.

[Turgid]

It's funny you say this because actually about a week ago I had went to the veracruz church area with exactly 30 mil in my wallet (I also had 10 mil hidden to have food and bus money) and anyways I went up to several chicas asking cuanto cobras? I found a halfway decent looking one that said 30 mil to which I replied "pero solo tengo exactamente 30 mil" and I even pulled out my wallet and showed her the 20 mil and 10 mil bills that I had. And then I was like "vamos o no?" and she replied "esta bien vamos" she took me to brisas de jardin around the corner there across from the panaderia. It ended up being 10 k for the pieza and 20 k for her and she even gave me BBBJ without me even asking for it. Then we had condom sex. The session was still pretty decent and I was able to finish.

So actually it can be 30 k even including the room. However I do agree this is not the norm and I was quite surprised myself.

So technically not false information.

Its true, in Colombia poor people can still get laid.

[Chicago85]

Was trying for like 3 days to set something up with a girl from photoprepagos. She completely blew me off last night after saying she would be ready at 10 pm and I said message me when you're ready to confirm. Then she has the nerve to act like I'm the one making it diffcult to schedule something so I finally say "olviado, no me interesa".

***** and said forget it. Fuck these bitches, they have such inflated egos. I'm so over this shit.

I'm sorry to learn you are having so many challenges. Most of the working women are young and about as organized as a 20 year old girl in the US. If I was you I'd look at Traveler69's map for Medellin and just hit up some casas to get your sea legs under you. Historically, New Life, Fantasias Spa Energy, and Club Amigas Sexy have been preferred ones. Easy point and click. Just don't go too late in the day.

[Gabacho]

I know some guys are Frugal and some guys are just plain cheap.

But this is just an all time low.

Idk if you're actually Colombian or not.

But if you're a visitor I guarantee your $$ nor your presence will not be missed.

I can only imagine the type of women you're barebacking and fucking.

You fly to another country for their women and then treat them like shit over 40 cents?

Bro in the states you would be kicked out of every strip club head first through the door if you have this type of attitude.

And I assure you, you're not having a better time than me in Colombia.

I've been with real models, porn stars, and top tier girls.

I don't monger anymore as I'm in a relationship with a model so yea I'm good.

But when I read just how disrespectful you are to these strippers. You shouldn't even step into la Isla or any other strip joint for that matter.

I don't know what the hell you are even talking about I am not disrespectful to any strippers. I don't even go to the strip clubs to begin with so how could I be disrespectful to them? Matter of fact I have not even stepped foot inside a strip club in Colombia. The last strip club I have been to was Hong Kong in Tijuana and that was years ago. I am a centro street rat and go with swers. I'm not a club guy, sorry not my stilo.

[DonMedellin]

Thanks to JustTK for the info.

Is Central by the Botero busy on Sunday during the day?

Ground Zero is pretty died on Sundays and holidays. Best time to go would be a weekday afternoon.

[Anthony2023]

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[Horn Hiyo]

Did not make it to Angeles spa Thursday. Hooked up with a SW near my hotel in Parque Lleras. This town is great. My question is El Centro. I went to Botero park and enjoyed the scuptures, had a good meal but did not see many hookers. Walked around for a while but must have done something stupid. I can not find the map in Distinguished posts so I am relying on your patience for some help. Where are they. Probably going back to Fase 2 tonight. Some very nice looking talent there.

Planning to go in a week to Medellin. Saw some concerning reports about safety issues (gun hold ups seem prevalent). Have you had any concerns regarding walking around or otherwise if one take the usual advised precautions?

[Sangnyc21]

Yes giving away your money for free even if it's 2 mil at a time fucking sucks but hey different strokes for different folks. And comparing medellin to anywhere in the US simply doesn't make any sense, there are many things you can do here that you can't do in the US, it's apples to oranges. And for your information I've been here since August and it already is November, and I didn't do it by making it rain in stupid strip clubs. And I seriously doubt you have had more fun than me, albeit we may have a different definition of what fun is, how many of these strip club girls have you barebacked? How many stay with you for a week straight like a girlfriend? How many have you traveled with thru Colombia to different pueblos by bus? Yea I think we have different definitions of what fun is and I seriously doubt you have had more fun than I have had in Colombia.

I know some guys are Frugal and some guys are just plain cheap.

But this is just an all time low.

Idk if you're actually Colombian or not.

But if you're a visitor I guarantee your $$ nor your presence will not be missed.

I can only imagine the type of women you're barebacking and fucking.

You fly to another country for their women and then treat them like shit over 40 cents?

Bro in the states you would be kicked out of every strip club head first through the door if you have this type of attitude.

And I assure you, you're not having a better time than me in Colombia.

I've been with real models, porn stars, and top tier girls.

I don't monger anymore as I'm in a relationship with a model so yea I'm good.

But when I read just how disrespectful you are to these strippers. You shouldn't even step into la Isla or any other strip joint for that matter.

[TalkYes]

It's not free. The girl does give something in return.

Bullshit. Sometimes they don't even say thank you.

[TalkYes]

Was trying for like 3 days to set something up with a girl from photoprepagos. She completely blew me off last night after saying she would be ready at 10 pm and I said message me when you're ready to confirm. Then she has the nerve to act like I'm the one making it diffcult to schedule something so I finally say "olviado, no me interesa".

Met up with a chick from seeking who wanted 500 mil. She looked really hot in her photos, but she was not worth close to 500. I paid for her dinner and taxi both ways. I feel like a chump but not as much as I would have felt if I paid another 500 mil to hook up with her. Went back to my hotel and messaged another girl on seeking. I send her the name of my hotel and a screenshot of the location and she says she will be here at 1 am (it's like 11:45) I say ok and she texts me at 1:15 asking for my address. I ask if she's close and she says "no se donde estas". WTF? A) you're telling me you haven't even called the taxi and you were supposed to be here 15 mintues ago and B) you could easily hide that info from me if you didn't think you were too good to google my hotel. I called her a ***** and said forget it. Fuck these bitches, they have such inflated egos. I'm so over this shit.

[SouthernOcean]

Thanks to JustTK for the info.

Is Central by the Botero busy on Sunday during the day?

Thanks.

[Surfer500]

I think you can buy a phone in Colombia and download the eSIM from your US cell provider to restore the number.

Not sure about that, about a year ago I was told by Verizon that you actually needed a physical SIM card from them to do that but maybe the technology has changed.

Regardless, I brought some Verizon SIM cards with me, but perhaps this has changed. What I do know is that a lot of guys who don't have USA phones in Colombia with International service have issues getting text messages and going thru two step verification which is becoming more and more common. Google I believe has recently started implementing it.

But I really don't know much about this except the problems I hear other guys are encountering in Colombia without a USA phone with International service.