Medellin Reports

[JustTK]

It don't get more puta than that!

Obvio not a Latina either. ;-)

[Gabacho]

I can say pretty much anything just repeating what the translator tells me. LOL. The problem is to understand what the cashier might say after. I don't want to deal with the problem my friend had when he paid for 1 hour but only got 30 minutes. There was a long line of customers that day so I let the girl deal with it and she picked the hotel.

Remember the BBVA ATM fee? It was pretty common knowledge by that time BBVA was charging a fee starting from September. My observation was you reacted negatively like DM's information was wrong when he was correct. I gave you a way out for you to tell others what card you are using. I am telling you this just so you know how you could be perceived when not knowing you personally but I don't know if you care one way or the other and it does not matter to me.

I proved with the pictures I uploaded that BBVA is not charging an ATM fee to everyone, as you pointed out by asking what bank I use, it most likely varies depending on your card whether or not they charge you a fee. Therefore DM as well as the common knowledge was incorrect because it had been suggested that BBVA charged a fee to everyone.

Also if you have to use a translator app to ask for "una hora" and then don't understand what is being said back to you, then you aren't ready for Medellin, go home and take a spanish class at your local community College.

And the price at El Botero Real has been 8 k /16 k half hour / hour since atleast February of this year. Maybe you should lay off the tussi or bazuko or whatever it is that you are on bro.

And you are correct, I don't care.

-Gabacho Out.

[Turgid]

....I remember one that got righteously indignated when I wanted to switch from missionary to doggy - - 'soy no puta! ....

It don't get more puta than that!

[Surfer500]

7 k was last year's price, it has since gone up to 8 k for 30 mins and its 16 k for an hour. It's not fucking rocket science to ask for an hour when paying for the room "quiero una hora por favor" versus "quiero un ratico" if you just want the half hour.

There are lot's of guy's here in Medellin that are dealing with the "challenges" of communicating in Spanish, myself included, so for Spanish speaking guy's like you, what transpired at the Hotel perhaps seems non-sensical. This is a perfect example of how valuable being able to speak the language is.

[Nounce]

... It's not fucking rocket science to ask for an hour when paying for the room ....

I can say pretty much anything just repeating what the translator tells me. LOL. The problem is to understand what the cashier might say after. I don't want to deal with the problem my friend had when he paid for 1 hour but only got 30 minutes. There was a long line of customers that day so I let the girl deal with it and she picked the hotel.

Remember the BBVA ATM fee? It was pretty common knowledge by that time BBVA was charging a fee starting from September. My observation was you reacted negatively like DM's information was wrong when he was correct. I gave you a way out for you to tell others what card you are using. I am telling you this just so you know how you could be perceived when not knowing you personally but I don't know if you care one way or the other and it does not matter to me.

[Shemp]

After yesterday's experience I was very turned off to facebook chicas. I suppose just about any chica would have been better so I may have rose colored glasses as I share this report. Maria (I won't share her full name but as usual I am more than willing to share via PM for an active forum member) is smoking hot by my standards, about 5' 6', small waist, big (fake) tits, nice ass (big but not too big), 23 years old. She could be a model if she really applied herself. I think her facebook pictures have a bit of skin whitening on it but are otherwise reflective of her. She isn't a fitness girl but a couple of weeks in the gym and she could be. She only has a little bit of fat. I messaged her yesterday about coming at 6 PM today. I was a bit tired so I moved the time to 8 PM so I could take a nap, she was very friendly through the whole process. She arrived by 9 and we sat a chatted a bit. She works in a waitress in a club in Envigado during the weekends and makes 100 mil in salary plus tips per night so probably around 1200 mil per month including tips. She mentioned that gringos give way more tips which I found funny. She doesn't work anywhere else during the week (well, not including this) After the small talk about ourselves, our travels etc. , we went to the bedroom with some foreplay before I did DATY. She really seemed to enjoy my DATY (maybe she was faking it but it must have been really good faking). I joked that she should pay me to which we both had a laugh. She then gave me CBJ and we fucked in cowgirl, doggy and finally I came in missionary. Throughout she gave peaks but no full kisses. We sat and talked for a bit before she took shower. We then sat some more on the sofa and listed to some music and watched some videos on her facebook feed. Her taxi arrived and I paid her (250 k + 20 k taxi) for the two hours and kissed her goodbye.

Overall, it wasn't the most passionate service I had (Average of above average by Colombian standards but not on the level of Brazil in my experience) but it was pretty good and the girl was hot enough to work in gustos and try and charge 4-500 mil / hour. Outside of the lack of DFK, my only complaint was that she was on her phone more than I would have liked. She is a potential repeat for me which is why I am not publicly sharing her info.

Dude, this **** is worthless. A CBJ, forgetaboutit, a few peck kisses but no GFE, to hell with that shit, but being on the phone the ultimate kick in the nuts, when a girl is workin on my dime she aint going to be on the phone, tell her to put it away or leave. Terrible session, don't even think about repeating.

[Knowledge]

I'm willing to take a shave and a hair cut on this one. The new sacalero row is the lawn on the near the north side entrance to the plaza across the street from the front of the Nutibara hotel. They sometimes mix among the other girls so you could cross paths with one unintentionally. Mostly the other girls shun them because they steal and they will accept very low sums to do any perverted thing we rats can come up with. It's a difficult combination to compete against. I try to be open minded but I actively avoid the sacaleros (aka princesas de pegante).

I remember it was 7 K 7/2 this year. That is what I remember but that does not mean I am correct about the price.

Sorry you lost some whiskers not liking Sacaleros as a street rat. LOL.

The quality of the Sacaleros has declined over the years. About seven years ago before all the Vennies showed up, they would hang alongside the Museum. And there where some very pretty ones, albeit all being very thin. I know some guys who were into skinny girls that would go with them and pretty much anything was on the menu with them being so spaced out. I went with one of them and the stench was overpowering, like a heavy smoker with nicotine oozing from their pores.

I don't recommend them to anyone unless your into basically fucking a zombie.

[Marxh]

Actually, I'd double check that. I'm pretty sure the new ones are 20 to 30% more in Colombia due to import duties and VAT. A couple of my favoritas have the iPhone 13 and they had their sisters (who have US visas) purchase in the US because it was that much less. If you're buying a used one, the pricing may be similar to the US, just make sure it's not stolen as they will often be blocked by the carrier.

And DO NOT buy a girl a phone. Very idiotic in my opinion to drop $1000, or even $300 on a phone for 20 year old girl that will break it within a week, leave in a taxi, or have it stolen while she's high on tussi. Also note that it sets an expectation for future gifts of similar size. And $1000 can buy a whole lot of citas jajaja!! My two cents.

I knew right way it was a no as the thought of that exchange would result in losing out too much for just one girl. She's hot, but I know there are others. I wouldn't be coming to Colombia for a $1000. I can do that here and that's elite level escort. Of course I wouldn't know because I can't see myself paying that much for an escort.

[Nounce]

7 k was last year's price, it has since gone up to 8 k for 30 mins and its 16 k for an hour. It's not fucking rocket science to ask for an hour when paying for the room "quiero una hora por favor" versus "quiero un ratico" if you just want the half hour.

I remember it was 7 K 7/2 this year. That is what I remember but that does not mean I am correct about the price.

[Combo]

LOL. I'm also open to recommendations on better places to go. My go-to in Latin America is Brazil but flights there tend to be expensive and long. Plus the political situation at the moment makes me second guess going there. Feel free to PM me.

I'm as big of a Brasil fan as you'll find. But you can't beat the convenience of Colombia flying from the US. Those are my two go-to countries. I don't think any other South American country is going to give you a better experience.

To get a lot of passion from the Paisas you have to work at it a bit more than you do in Brasil.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Well buy her a used Rolls Royce while you are at it. Remember when smart phones were for people that needed them to do real business? And the only people that could afford them were people that were making money with them.

I remember having my Palm Treo out when airplane mode first hit the scene. The lady on the plane made me turn my phone all the way off because she did not understand airplane mode even existed.

Now everyone has or wants these expensive ass phones no matter how much money they are making, and they use only 2 types of apps on them. Look at any of these chicks' homescreen and see what is there. The shit is fucking empty because they only use it for 2 things.

If you want to spend $500 for an uneducated, unemployed chick to take pictures and send messages (maybe listen to music too) then you are what some would call a new fool. Shit used to be for mfs that could afford it. As for me, I am not buying a chick anything that she can not buy for herself. What is the fucking point of being a broke mf in the hood with an expensive ass phone? But of course we know that guys will do anything when that pussy is held on the end of a stick and it starts whispering to them.

Can anyone even try to articulate the "rationale" for buying an irresponsible 3rd world puta an Ifone? For what benefit? My guess, it will be stolen or pawned in less than 48 hrs, or probably more like 12 hrs, talk about labeling ones self a mark? Seriously WTF.

[Chicago85]

Iphone prices in Colombia are pretty much the same as in the US.

Don't fall for that! All girls say they don't have phones or they have broken phones. If you really want to buy this girl an iPhone buy her an used phone.

Actually, I'd double check that. I'm pretty sure the new ones are 20 to 30% more in Colombia due to import duties and VAT. A couple of my favoritas have the iPhone 13 and they had their sisters (who have US visas) purchase in the US because it was that much less. If you're buying a used one, the pricing may be similar to the US, just make sure it's not stolen as they will often be blocked by the carrier.

And DO NOT buy a girl a phone. Very idiotic in my opinion to drop $1000, or even $300 on a phone for 20 year old girl that will break it within a week, leave in a taxi, or have it stolen while she's high on tussi. Also note that it sets an expectation for future gifts of similar size. And $1000 can buy a whole lot of citas jajaja!! My two cents.

[DandyMan51]

Take it all with a grain of salt, although with some guys maybe Valium instead of salt.

The most I've paid in Medellin for 1 girl was just under $100. She works internationally modeling (frequent trips to Europe), stayed for 3 hours and was extremely passionate throughout. I've spent more on a few threesomes.

Overall, outside of the casas and strip clubs most of the women I've had in Medellin have been extremely passionate. If someone can't find passionate women in Medellin I can think of a few possible reasons.

1. They are not picking the right girls.

2. They're unattractive by the girls standards.

3. They have personal hygiene issues.

4. They're not taking the time or making the effort connect with the girls.

I appreciate your analysis. I'm not saying that Medellin is bad or too expensive, that's the other guy, and it is definitely in my top 5 destinations. It's just not my number one destination, personally.

In my case, I think the following:

1. My sample size is really low. I probably have had 1/100th of the number of experiences you have had, especially in Medellin. Plus I am probably too picky as far as girls' appearances go. I'm sure I missed out on many fantastic girls because of this, like the agency girl I called on this trip who I wouldn't have normally connected to on FB based off her actual appearance but who gave me fantastic GFE. I'm hoping if I continue, I'll be able to find some more.

2. Idk. It may also be that because I am relatively young, the girls judge my appearance more by novio standards rather than sugar daddy standards. Or maybe I'm just rationalizing my ugly ass.

3. Don't think so. I've never had a girl have a problem with this before. Or at least ever mention it.

4. Looking through your posts, I definitely don't make the level of effort you do. I would guess this is probably the biggest reason for the variety of experiences in Medellin. I feel like the girls in Colombia are rather shy and there is more effort needed to open them up to true GFE. My preference for Brazil stems from most Brazilian girls hardly being far from shy and being able to find GFE from casa girls and even some streetwalkers with little effort.

[Gabacho]

It's 7 K when I paid. That's how I know it was only 30 minutes so I had to renegotiate in the room to reduce rate for 30 minutes. It's the chick's mistake that she did not rent for 1 hour when I asked her to.

What I am saying is I don't know if 1 hour is common in this place or not. My friend paid for an hour but was only allowed 30 minutes.

7 k was last year's price, it has since gone up to 8 k for 30 mins and its 16 k for an hour. It's not fucking rocket science to ask for an hour when paying for the room "quiero una hora por favor" versus "quiero un ratico" if you just want the half hour.

[Marxh]

Iphone prices in Colombia are pretty much the same as in the US.

Don't fall for that! All girls say they don't have phones or they have broken phones. If you really want to buy this girl an iPhone buy her an used phone.

She was very nice until we got to the "but you said you would give me anything". Which wasn't exactly true. She sounded like a high-end escort, most likely international escort. She was pushy and demanding. And ready to fly out to me.

Obviously I said no.