Medellin Reports

[Nil Admirari]

I see you young guys too. Mostly scrawny nerds who can't compete for normal women in the first world.

Various suggestions have been made of late for splitting this thread into separate forums. How about:

--One for sharing useful information and instructive or entertaining experiences in Paisa Pussyland;.

--and one (lets call it Ego-Tripping in Medellin) for making smug, snarky, judgmental comments about other Board Members.

[AmorPorFavor]

Don't you accept that some younger guys simply decided to opt out of the norm, the gender role that society places on us, and start paying for sex bcos it suited their values better? That's exactly what I did. I welcome you to sit me in a psycholgisits chair and try to confirm if I am telling the truth.

I see you young guys too. Mostly scrawny nerds who can't compete for normal women in the first world.

[JustTK]

What is more pathetic are young guys with no game who have to live / travel to poor countries and use P4 P to get laid. I never had to buy pussy until I was in my 50's.

Don't you accept that some younger guys simply decided to opt out of the norm, the gender role that society places on us, and start paying for sex bcos it suited their values better? That's exactly what I did. I welcome you to sit me in a psycholgisits chair and try to confirm if I am telling the truth.

[JustTK]

These "third world putas" will be at Daddy Yankee this weekend with seats that are being resold for 3-500 USD.

I doubt that many will be. Only the ones that have sponsors, and very small minority of others. Most spectators will be middle class Colombians and up. IMO.

But if your budget is low odds are you won't even see the top tier girls in medellin. Instagram models, onlyfans models, webcam models. Etc etc.

By Top Tier. I assume you mean high price? Then your comment makes perfect sense. However, I met a absolutely georgeous webcam model in Walking Street 3 days ago. She was a little pricey but I overlooked that bcos she was so sexy - 40 k.

[MarquisdeSade1]

You're double my age but I hope I don't become bitter like you when I can only get it up once a day.

I live in Colombia 6 months out of the year, and trust me, the girls who you spend just "110 k" for some baileys think you're a fool, and they talk about it after they pay 5 k for their own club Colombia when they're fucking their barrio boyfriend for free.

Trust me on this one dude.

And jjbee, to answer your question, yes, the daily wage matters, that's why girls 18-30 would rather make $150 on only fans or the streetwalker around college town makes 80-$100 in an hour instead of working $10 an hour in retail.

Paying any girl more than 100 k to fuck in Colombia is insanity. Just like paying any girl over $200 to fuck in the usa is insanity. Both double the daily wages.

I thought as you age you get wiser? A lot of old dudes here have no chill, no objectivity, and seem set in their ways.

That's why they're always the creepy ones in the flights and immigration lines, out of shape, balding / grey, but think they're badass because they fly to the third world and fuck some universitaria for 12 $ usd. With that creepy smile on their face as they're waiting to show their passports to the immigration officers.

And then you spend your life on these forums acting as some kind of authority, LOL. Congrats, great life.

And no offense to surfer, you're a legend.

Great post.

Encore Encore Encore!!

[AmorPorFavor]

You're double my age but I hope I don't become bitter like you when I can only get it up once a day.

I live in Colombia 6 months out of the year, and trust me, the girls who you spend just "110 k" for some baileys think you're a fool, and they talk about it after they pay 5 k for their own club Colombia when they're fucking their barrio boyfriend for free.

Trust me on this one dude.

And jjbee, to answer your question, yes, the daily wage matters, that's why girls 18-30 would rather make $150 on only fans or the streetwalker around college town makes 80-$100 in an hour instead of working $10 an hour in retail.

Paying any girl more than 100 k to fuck in Colombia is insanity. Just like paying any girl over $200 to fuck in the usa is insanity. Both double the daily wages.

I thought as you age you get wiser? A lot of old dudes here have no chill, no objectivity, and seem set in their ways.

That's why they're always the creepy ones in the flights and immigration lines, out of shape, balding / grey, but think they're badass because they fly to the third world and fuck some universitaria for 12 $ usd. With that creepy smile on their face as they're waiting to show their passports to the immigration officers.

And then you spend your life on these forums acting as some kind of authority, LOL. Congrats, great life.

And no offense to surfer, you're a legend.

What is more pathetic are young guys with no game who have to live / travel to poor countries and use P4 P to get laid. I never had to buy pussy until I was in my 50's.

[Sangnyc21]

These "third world putas" will be at Daddy Yankee this weekend with seats that are being resold for 3-500 USD.

I think people here think Colombia is poorer than it actually is.

Just cause you read some numbers??

I think it comes down to your surroundings. Even an ugly girl tries to charge 200 usd in lleras.

But in centro she's worth 40 mil.

So if you pay 200 usd did you overpay?? No. Because most guys who pulled from lleras will have the same experience.

If you pay 200 usd in centro then yes that is what I consider fucking up the market.

But if your budget is low odds are you won't even see the top tier girls in medellin.

And they are out there but some guys refuse to believe this.

Instagram models, onlyfans models, webcam models. Etc etc. And even in those avenues there are the lesser attractive ones.

But how much do you think a top tier one would charge for a night??

[JustTK]

think it's more a presentation sales thing for the locals versus export. It's like when you get a watermelon from a street vendor, or a local market, it it may still have some dirt on it, where as in like an EXITO it may have been sprayed with something shiny kind of like a new car look.

That is the point. Now we are getting there! A natural looking mango bought locally, compared to an enhanced mango in a high end supermarket that you pay extra for. But underneath, its the same damn mango!

[Surfer500]

It sounds like you don't know how to tell a good mango from a bad mango, so you only buy the cheapest ones. You should try to learn what a well-ripened mango looks and feels like. It should be firm without blemishes on the skin. If you lightly squeeze one it shouldn't be hard or soft. Unless you're making juice or preserves, you want the mango to be at, or just before the peak of ripeness. After that age, they are sweeter, but sloppy and they tend to be clingy.

All those local vendors you're supporting are getting their mangos from the same place as the markets and grocery stores. The ones which end up on the street are the ones passed over by everyone else. That doesn't mean they are all bad, overripe, or not yet ripe. It just means finding the best mango is more difficult, because it's often surrounded by ones which you aren't interested in.

Not everyone has the time or energy to walk around El Centro looking for an acceptable mango. They can quickly go to a market where the mangos are all lined up, so they can easily find the mango which looks best to them. Or they can go online, where they can see thousands of mangos, see where they were grown and when they were first offered for sale.

Each way has benefits and drawbacks. No matter which way is right for you, best results are obtained by knowing how to select the right one.

If you were just to delete "Mango " from your entire post, and replace it with "Chica" , it sounds like a guide in selecting Chicas from different mongering venues in town.

"Not everyone has the time or energy to walk around El Centro looking for an acceptable mango / chica, as an example.

[Surfer500]

Someone asked how much is a mango so I answer here. Most of the fruits sold in El Centro are by piece, by bag or by pile, not by weight, unless you go into the local outdoor market where they have scale, then it maybe by weight. These two guys are less than 5 mils, could be 3 mils. It is so confusing because everything is about the same price so I don't remember the exact price. LOL. I have been waiting them to ripe in the bag for a few days. Two small avocados are in the corner so you get an idea of the size.

To be fair, I think the fruits that one gets at large super market chain are export quality so they look much nicer on the outside. Poor countries export the best to rich countries. Sometimes the locals don't even know the much better looking ones exist.

Are you sure that those where two small avocados in the bag next to the mangos, as it sure looks like a small frog to me. LOL.

As far as your observations about the fruits in the larger supermarkets, like EXITO, well I think it's more a presentation sales thing for the locals versus export. It's like when you get a watermelon from a street vendor, or a local market, it it may still have some dirt on it, where as in like an EXITO it may have been sprayed with something shiny kind of like a new car look.

[JohnnyWalker55]

I have been to Medellin every month since I turned 60 years in 2021.

I will be there on the 18th.

For some of you Americans and Europeans you are from first countries visiting a third world country to fuck third world putas.

And here you you talking about women have visas to travel.

Most people from third world countries that have visas do not return to their countries.

So I say it's bullshit that some guys are banging chick's that travel.

A lot of liars are here on the board.

That's why if I have to do a report here I will not.

It's you paid too much.

I spend my money how I want to.

I live in Guyana it's third world.

I travel every month to Canada for 2 days the to Medellin for 4 or 5 days.

Colombia is so fucking cheap.

I like to drink and party on LA 70.

I have a ton of local girls that's strata 3 and 4.

You're double my age but I hope I don't become bitter like you when I can only get it up once a day.

I live in Colombia 6 months out of the year, and trust me, the girls who you spend just "110 k" for some baileys think you're a fool, and they talk about it after they pay 5 k for their own club Colombia when they're fucking their barrio boyfriend for free.

Trust me on this one dude.

And jjbee, to answer your question, yes, the daily wage matters, that's why girls 18-30 would rather make $150 on only fans or the streetwalker around college town makes 80-$100 in an hour instead of working $10 an hour in retail.

Paying any girl more than 100 k to fuck in Colombia is insanity. Just like paying any girl over $200 to fuck in the usa is insanity. Both double the daily wages.

I thought as you age you get wiser? A lot of old dudes here have no chill, no objectivity, and seem set in their ways.

That's why they're always the creepy ones in the flights and immigration lines, out of shape, balding / grey, but think they're badass because they fly to the third world and fuck some universitaria for 12 $ usd. With that creepy smile on their face as they're waiting to show their passports to the immigration officers.

And then you spend your life on these forums acting as some kind of authority, LOL. Congrats, great life.

And no offense to surfer, you're a legend.

[JjBee62]

In Colombia you can buy mangos in many places. There is no reason to think that you can only buy them in MDE, noe that MDE has the best ones.

You can buy them on the street from small shops or street vendors, or you can buy from upmarket supermarkets like Carulla, Jumbo and Exito, hell you can even order them online and get home delivery.

But where will you get the best quality ones from, and what is 'quality'? Do you prefer big, juicy, sweet, cheap, soft, young? Different people prefer different mangos. And I prefer to buy my mangos from the street, becuase I think they are better value for money, and I want to support the local community. When I buy from the big supermarkets, I know I am paying for their costs, their profits, and therir (to me) meaningless brand.

Hell, several times I bought mangosteens that looked good from Jumbo and Carulla, only to get them home and find they were hard or rotten on the inside. That did it for me. Now I have no faith in paying a premium for the same fruit that I can buy locally.

It sounds like you don't know how to tell a good mango from a bad mango, so you only buy the cheapest ones. You should try to learn what a well-ripened mango looks and feels like. It should be firm without blemishes on the skin. If you lightly squeeze one it shouldn't be hard or soft. Unless you're making juice or preserves, you want the mango to be at, or just before the peak of ripeness. After that age, they are sweeter, but sloppy and they tend to be clingy.

All those local vendors you're supporting are getting their mangos from the same place as the markets and grocery stores. The ones which end up on the street are the ones passed over by everyone else. That doesn't mean they are all bad, overripe, or not yet ripe. It just means finding the best mango is more difficult, because it's often surrounded by ones which you aren't interested in.

Not everyone has the time or energy to walk around El Centro looking for an acceptable mango. They can quickly go to a market where the mangos are all lined up, so they can easily find the mango which looks best to them. Or they can go online, where they can see thousands of mangos, see where they were grown and when they were first offered for sale.

Each way has benefits and drawbacks. No matter which way is right for you, best results are obtained by knowing how to select the right one.

[Surfer500]

Was at Rio Negro Airport yesterday and tried using the Scotia Bank / Colpatria ATM by entrance 4 on the departure level. I've been using this machine for at least two years and yesterday for the first time they showed a proposed conversion rate which was ridiculous with a 6% fee which I declined and then the transaction didn't go thru. I tried a second time and it didn't go thru. So I thought when declining you would be given whatever the market rate is.

I typically only make ATM with drawls from the ScotiaBank ATM at the EXITO in Poblado and have never seen a proposed conversion rate before on the transaction screens. I know a lot other Colombian banks are doing the conversion thing, however this is the first time I've seen it at ScotiaBank / Colpatria and I don't like it, it was almost like the bank was saying take what we are offering, or leave it as we won't be giving you the market rate.

[JjBee62]

Anyone know a clean short term place in Laureles to bring chica. My joint does not allow chica without cedula and I want to fuck this chick so bad. Don't want to take her to dirty centro hotels.

Hotel Suites 44. Rooms are basic but clean.

[JustTK]

I think we should keep the price discussion going on both sides.

I did. But you missed my mango allegory and for some unknown reason, you started chatting about mangos. Hehe.