Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

...There's a cool restaurant called Hangar M45 by Zenith that has an airplane theme with actual airplane seats, parts, and cockpit. The waiters / waitresses wear pilot / flight attendant attire. Go check it out! ....

Guys, do yourself a favor and google this place as a reference.

RR99, unless you have use name that contains the word Gee or Alfred. I think you are not the only Chino active around that area.

[Osteoknot]

Even he can run out of luck in a flash and without notice. Manrique, Bello, whatever, they damn sure know he isn't a local. He's also cocky and partying heavy. At least he's been warned.

RiceRocket has nothing to worry about. Tomorrow is promised to no one, there are no guarantees in life. Why do you give a shit how he lives, especially since he is obviously enjoying himself? You come across as one of the most bitter and unhappy dudes here, to me. Have you met him? I have. Dude knows what he is doing.

In fact, that's a barometer I use in general here. If a user is mostly posting criticims, Stupid Shit, with very little examples of fucking, licking or getting sucked, or some form of joy about sex in life, then what the hell are they doing here and why should I pay any attention to them? This is a mongering board! Sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable.

I seriously need to think about reinstituting my Ignore List. I am still trying to learn.

[Surfer500]

That's surfer.

Hate to disappoint you, but that wasn't me that was described.

Note even close.

[Maelstrom]

Many times. I met a girl from Amigas Sexi at her apartment last week because she didn't have a cedula and couldn't come to mine. Met lots of girls off Mileroticos at their aptos too.

It's fun to go to the barrios. Its where the real life is for the majority.

This is what I was thinking as well. They're more comfortable and would give really good service. I'm going next month I will report back. There are interesting ones that are based in Laureles.

[Maelstrom]

There is always some risk where you aren't in control of the environment. Best just take the cash with you and not much more. I'd rather schedule the first session in love motel then consider her place if she seems trustworthy (and exist at all). Also, worth checking whether the girl has any reviews on catadorcolombia.

Thanks I will check out that site.

[Osteoknot]

Well sounds like your going to be going into withdrawal upon exiting Colombia.

What are you going to do while your away?

I remember one of our posters, Sjobs, who was stuck outside Colombia during the Pandemic came up with all kinds of stories of how he would smuggle himself into Colombia when it was closed by bribing Immigration officials if necessary, and even sneaking in from Venezuela.

All total fiction of course, but the posts where quite entertaining being so unbelievable.

And with you being a high wire act, with no balancing beam, or a safety net below, it surprising that you didn't get jacked up on this trip.

Safe travels!

I was so tired from no sleep for 38 hours that I slept through all 3 of my flights only to be awakened each time by the landing. Really, it was the easiest trip ever although sometimes I am pretty sore the next day from sleeping so much in airline seats. Nine hours after landing, I feel pretty good, I think the gym work I was doing in MDE really helped.

My last night with Catgirl and Scarlet was phenomenal. They are both long-term loves, and they both returned the evening of my departure, my taxi picked my up at 9:00 PM last night and I got in at 11 AM Sunday.

For pure love and emotion from which it was very hard to tear away, the few hours I spent in bed with Freckle and the Little One was off the charts, in the puta motel across the street from The Nutti. I just posted about it. My relationship with Freckle makes no sense other than we love each other's company. I started with her this trip when I went directly from the airport and spent five nights with her in a different dive motel in the Belly of the Beast in El Centro. Then she found a girlfriend, the Little One, who accepts me at Freckles' behest. I can't describe it fully and you know I am not usually at a loss for words. They are both 18 years old.

What am I going to do here? I have a hundred things to do and nothing I have to do, being retired. I am going to get overnight shipping of a new phone from my old provider to replace the one that was stolen. My cable service is out but I have Internet as you can see.

My yard guy seems to have abandoned me and it's a jungle out there. Right before I left I had a tree removed and a bunch of roots ground out but now there are like 50 little trees sprouting up, see foto.

One of my two antique sports cars wouldn't start even though it was on a battery tender, I hope all I need is a new battery, I have a diagnostic machine hooked up to it now, see foto.

I want to get hundreds of fotos off my Colombian burner phone that is not working now that I am in the states, although that realization did not occur to me until I was sitting in the MDE airport. I just posted about that.

I need to help supervise my casa build in San Cristobal but Catgirl is very good at that. Eleven foundation columns are going in now. I need a new visa in order to return this calendar year to MDE. I fucked up as usual and once I got to Medellin, sex, drugs, and guraracha music took over and I procrastinated on those plans. I have a couple of Colombian lawyer leads for where's you pays your money, and you gets your visa, end of story. Expensive, but for me probably the best value.

Keep up with the gym that I started in Medellin. I lead a very healthy lifestyle here. No drugs, no mongering. My best friend is my ex-wife but she lives several states north. We like to travel together. I pretty much don't date. Medellin has ruined my tolerance for the bullshit in pussy prison here. The last chica who wanted to go out with me here, I told her to show at my front door in an overcoat with no underwear, and we had to fuck first before we went out. She considered it, but in the end she was a no-show, jajaja.

Continue remodeling my house, the finest example of Mid-Century Modern in my city. I often get asked if it is a Frank Lloyd Wright designed home, I wish. I lead a good life.

I know my lifestyle seems like a "high wire act" to some, but it's all relative. I wrote about my friend Crazy George in Medellin. I look like a monk compared to him. I admit I am more than 2 standard deviations away from the mean, for sure.

I have been this way all my life so it will be a tough sell to get me to think something needs to change, not saying you did. Most people don't get me, but that's not important. I don't need or want to be understood, which I consider to be one of the greater human fallacies. I am fully prepared for the consequences of my actions other than I prefer not to be tortured to death or suffer significant permanent disability. Other than that, If I Die Tomorrow, I Die A Happy Man, my epitaph. Live one day at a time.

I have never felt deeper in love with Catgirl. In fact, there is a lot of love with all the chicas on my List. Once you accept the premise that money equals love in the Medellin culture, so much of the behaviors become crystal clear. I am not being trite. The concept is profound and deep and you have to digest it for a long time before it sinks in. At least it took me awhile to get it and I am generally a Quick Study. BTW, I am not saying you have to spend a lot of money to be loved.

Thanks for the question. I can be a real asshole sometimes but I don't let it bother me. Before I retired in 2019, I had a high profile position in a Fortune 20 company and I constantly had to be aware of my professional reputation, and so forth. One of the revelations I made after retirement was I stopped trying to be a better man. Great decision. Made me a better man, jajajajaja.

I can't speak for SJobs but I am a Truth Seeker and everything I post is 90% true. I don't claim 100% because I am on the inside looking out, and it is impossible to eliminate personal bias. But to the best of my ability, and I am better at it than the average bear, my number one driving force is the search for The Truth. I will admit some of my shit seems unbelievable. You should see the stuff I leave out that I don't bother to post because I know very few would believe me. If after I write it down, I read it and think, "If I wasn't the one it happened to, I would not believe this shit"! Then I usually leave it out, jajajajajaa.

[JustTK]

That's surfer.

Haha. Tall? Short shorts? The rest kinda fits.

[JustTK]

There is always some risk where you aren't in control of the environment. Best just take the cash with you and not much more. I'd rather schedule the first session in love motel then consider her place if she seems trustworthy (and exist at all). Also, worth checking whether the girl has any reviews on catadorcolombia.

Many times. I met a girl from Amigas Sexi at her apartment last week because she didn't have a cedula and couldn't come to mine. Met lots of girls off Mileroticos at their aptos too.

It's fun to go to the barrios. Its where the real life is for the majority.

[AdamWl]

Im sure there are some mongers out there that enjoy reading my barrio posts, and thats enough reason for me to write, but I'll go back to my Bello bubble.

Please keep the posts coming! This is a very unique and interesting perspective and you're the only man on the ground there on this forum (as far as I can tell).

[BlackThought]

Saw an older gentlemen gringo strolling around Veracruz church checking out the chicas. As gringo as one can get I suppose, tall, pale white skin, white hair and very short shorts. Could be spotted from a mile. He just walked like a boss and like he doesn't give a fuck. Admired his confidence.

That's surfer.

[AdamWl]

Has anyone here had the courage to do a session at the prepago's place?

There is always some risk where you aren't in control of the environment. Best just take the cash with you and not much more. I'd rather schedule the first session in love motel then consider her place if she seems trustworthy (and exist at all). Also, worth checking whether the girl has any reviews on catadorcolombia.

[Osteoknot]

A lot of these centro SWs have kind of stern / cold expression on their faces, especially the ones standing alone. Others seem bored.

Chat them up a bit or just break the ice and their game face melts away almost every time. I often see a personality transformation for the better once we are in the room. Think of it of from their perspective for a moment. They need to keep their guard up.

My wingman was the same way. He wouldn't approach a chica if she didn't like the expression on her face. I agree, probably from a marketing perspective some chicas could do better. But if I think about all the fine chocha I would've missed out on by applying that rule, well, let's just say I don't follow that rule.

If you otherwise like their looks and body, approach them and see if their expression quickly changes. You can always walk away.

[AdamWl]

Thanks, I think I remember getting a promotional offer to open an account but I chickened out because there was no FDIC insurance and they had a lot of crypto investments.

True, there was no insurance in the beginning but they've added it later. Yeah, originally it was just multi-currency account for travelers to battle the fees but they've added bunch of stuff on top of that since then, like crypto, stocks etc.

[Osteoknot]

What's this phrase? I'm trying to think of the implication, but all I can come up with is women in Medellin are lesbians and are only with men as providers?

But then I Goolged it and got this definition for social anthropology: "The branch of anthropology concerned with the study of human societies and cultures and their development. ".

Ask Recondite. His original response mentioned "a social science / anthropology perspective which makes me want to get to the bottom of how these social dynamics work". So I combined his phrases.

BTW, your observation is pretty spot on. I have mentioned several times the saying in Medellin, "When a woman cheats on you, it is usually with another woman". Seems like most of the women I meet are either lesbians functioning as sex workers, lesbians, bisexual, or bi-curious.

I spent my last afternoon in Medellin huddled between these two,18 year-old cuties who live together at their puta hotel. They sleep in the same bed. The larger one I named Freckle because of the lone freckle next to her pussy. You can see the freckle in the last foto on her labia majora just to the left of her closed pussy hole. Later I found one more freckle on her immaculate body on the sole of her right foot.

Freckle is dominant and she sends the Little One out do the sex work at Poblado and Ground Zero, to pay the bills. Everything about their relationship appears romantic and sexual but they tell me not, but if not, then it's just a matter of time. A good friend of mine said just put enough pink shit under their nose and that will tip them over the edge every time, jajaja.

Freckle has one of the bests chests out there. In fact, her body is damn near purrfekt and yet you will never guess what she is getting tomorrow. Liposuction. At first, my opinion was pretty low for any doctor who would take money from an 18 year-old to perform unneeded cosmetic surgery. But then again, who am I to say if it makes her happy? I know Freckle was obsessed with it since I met her but I didn't think she was seriously going to do it. I am sure most of the money she is using for it is from what I gave her and the Little One while I was there, so I do have some mixed feelings. As long as nothing gets botched about the surgery, if it makes her happy, then so be it.

Yesterday afternoon, I was in their bed concentrating on Freckle, who I met at the end of my previous trip and before she had the Little One as her girlfiend. When I would start to move over to the Little One, she would look at Freckle for direction, Freckle would nod and tell her to go ahead, and then the Little One would be compliant and do whatever was on my mind. Total turn on. Freckle prohibits me from fucking the Little One without a condom, even though she does not require me to use a condom on herself. A lot of dynamics in play.

Sorry to rehash a few old fotos of those two chicas, but all my fotos from yesterday afternoon are stuck on my Colombian WOM phone and it ain't working now that I am back in the states. I think to upload those fotos I am going to have to put in a new chip in my Colombian phone, it's a Nokia. Any suggestions? Wal-Mart? Kroeger? I won't be using it as my main phone but I'd like to upload the fotos on it to my Google Cloud. Any help appreciated, I am average tech-savy, probably less-so when it comes to phones.

[AdamWl]

Picked up my second el centro SW. This time much sweeter than the previous one. Cute as hell, we hit it off right from the start, she just had a sparkle in her eyes and good vibe about her. Vennie. 20 yo. Petite. 50 mil for 40 min, didn't feel like haggling with her. Room 12 mil. As we entered the room, she just glues herself to me, starts to look deeply in my eyes, hugging, we kiss a bit. She asked personal questions and seemed genuinely interested in the answers.

After a shower I mention oral sin condon, she smiles and starts explaining something to me, I didn't understand anything. Doesn't matter, I just put it on. Very nice BJ skills. A bit of pubic patch, nice for a change, my first chica here that wasn't completely bald. Nice titties but unfortunately not firm, she must've have had the baby already. Ass not that firm either, not saggy or anything just 'watery'. Anyway, the vibe was very good she was very engaged and I just couldn't get enough of her cute face. Couple positions and I finish.

No whatsapp. No fayboo either, she said she lost her account or something like that and she's using her sister's account. She was trying to explain this to me in as clear Spanish as possible with the hope I understand. She wasn't annoyed with me, I saw she tries her best patiently. Unfortunately repeating the world I don't understand slowly an clearly over and over doesn't really help that much, neither stroking my hand while repeating it, but once the google translate was out it went smoothly. She sent a friend request to her sister then made sure I message her there and then. Once I did she seemed relieved and satisfied. We hug and kiss and part ways.

Saw an older gentlemen gringo strolling around Veracruz church checking out the chicas. As gringo as one can get I suppose, tall, pale white skin, white hair and very short shorts. Could be spotted from a mile. He just walked like a boss and like he doesn't give a fuck. Admired his confidence.