Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

Nothing wrong with eating an El centro puta's asshole, I do it all the time.

If you think about it, that maybe the cleanest part.

[Combo]

I recently took a fellow Asian BM, Pepolesbuddy, out to explore Aranjuez en la 92. He brought his amiga and I had 2 chicas with me. Had dinner first then took a stroll up and down la 92, it's pretty hilly, but manageable. Found a spot that was popping and partied it up till we shut down the place at around 2:30 am. This was a weekday. We were the only gringos / chinos in the barrio that night. He finally got see how RR99 parties, plays, and prowls in Medellin jajajaja. We went our separate ways after, had a great time, and going to hit up Manrique next! Pepolesbuddy, you're a cool dude and I don't say that often about people I meet on this board or anyone in general. But you need to level up to keep up with me man! Hehehe. I kid of course.

Disclaimer: dont go out in the barrios guys, its too dangerous and the chicas are too hot hehehe.

To be fair, you speak Spanish, know the city well, and sound like you're pretty street-wise. The typical USA Or Europe hobbyist would indeed be ill-advised to do what you did.

[JjBee62]

Do you reckon the Mercedes was all paid up and owned outright?

And do you reckon that the girl in the Mercedes paid for everything, or did she latch onto his wallet like a leech?

[Knowledge]

Absolutely nothing wrong with it any more than there is something wrong with brussels sprouts; I won't eat either of them.

Nothing wrong with eating an El centro puta's asshole, I do it all the time.

[Osteoknot]

Nothing wrong with eating an El centro puta's asshole, I do it all the time.

Supposedly the GI tracts of the Vennies are loaded with it. If you're not familiar with the world's number one human parasite then work on your University of Google degree and look it up, jajaja. Except I don't call Giardia a parasite anymore. Giardia is so ubiquitous, it is commensal, after you have cleared it once from your body once, in my not so humble opinion. Oh, and BTW, I did not catch my Giardia from licking ass, which is a risk factor. I drank the mountain stream water up at our casa build on the mountaintop.

I am typically ten steps ahead of my detractors, I simply don't bother to take the time to explain it to them, usually. I usually have better and more important things to do but sometimes they can use the enlightenment, although many of them if not most are unteachable. Being immune to Giarda and using Listerine like I do before and after all my oral sexual encounters basically makes me 99.9% safe, if not higher. A helluva lot safer than what most guys here are doing.

Also, if the knuckleheads here bothered to read between the lines, clearly our young preggo example is not your run-of-the-mill El Centro puta, unless you go by Mr. E's definition. She is a young, fresh, inexperienced mother desperate for cash and very green to the ways of selling her wet holes. Certainly lower risk than the weathered cheapest grade putas you find hanging out in front of the church, where some choose to monger, including me depending on the day and the mood.

I wonder is she delivered yet? She did not show up for our follow-up meeting yesterday, that she seemed very eager to do after our first tryst. Yesterday, was in fact her due date. But on the average, first time mom's or "primagravidas" typically go over about a week from their expected due date, mainly because nothing in their birthing tract has ever been stretched out before, or at least that's the theory. But I am sure most of you knew that already, right?

My schedule is crazy. I am booking the girls from my List and more every one and a half hours and telling them if they don't show up on time they will lose their spot. Some of them are even coming to my hotel room while Catgirl is here, she doesn't mind if I fuck certain ones in front of her, for example Scarlet with whom we shared my best three-way of all time, this trip.

I decided to gift GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-to-Girl) 250 mil COP for the excellent service she gave me at least 4 days out of each week, and below FMV (Fair Market Value). I was feeling a little chintzy with that amount but she is thrilled. I will meet her early tomorrow morning at Ground Zero for a 30 minute quickie and that.

I have two bombillos and two different girls, Pumpkin and Scarlet, are thrilled to be getting those, jajajajaja.

I love you guys, even when you misbehave.

Ostee Out.

[NeilGeorge]

Nothing wrong with eating an El centro puta's asshole, I do it all the time.

Sounds like the Hershey Highway of Caca. Enjoy boys!

[Mtndew704]

Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.

Nothing wrong with eating an El centro puta's asshole, I do it all the time.

[Knowledge]

There is a saying in the southern USA, "a hit dog will holler. ".

Back to matters at hand, I am seeing a trend of Venezuelans coming back to Medellin to roost in Plaza Botero. Two of them I've known a couple of years came back after giving birth and realizing that although the economy is improved in Venezuela it hasn't improved enough to support a new mouth to feed. A third one, who was fresh off a four-day bus trip from Caracas, told me they find it easier to get Colombia immigration documents under the "Andino" program. My head is still spinning about the idea of four days on a cramped bus with a months old infant and limited resources to get food.

[Osteoknot]

A few guys felt compelled to diss my mongering that gorgeous one-in-ten-thousand preggo maybe because I entitled the post, "Scored One for the Team" and they want to make sure we all know, they are not on that team, jajajaja. I will remember that if it ever comes time to choose sides, jajajajaja. Maybe with a different title they would have sat on their hands.

Who knows and who cares at this point. As I often do, I flogged that dead horse into dog meat. Time to move on to bigger and better things.

Catgirl, my perennial Numero Uno Novia and the reason I am here and alive, is spending my last two nights in Medellin with me. At the moment, she is out at the building site of our city house in San Cristobal. Compared to our build on the mountaintop three hours north of here, this construction is progressing at lightening speed. We are putting in eleven columns on our hilly lot to make a level foundation. Two stories, including a garage. Two bathrooms, I am pushing for three. Six rooms.

I sent lunch out with Catgirl to all the workers, five on site at the moment, mostly her family including her dad and two of her brothers. I am getting a great rate on the labor. Realistically, when I return for my next trip it could be finished but one never know how that goes. The first story we are building custom, the second floor with be prefab.

Ostee or in Espanol, Asti, Out. Feel the Love.

[Osteoknot]

PSA: The Little One, the smoking hot roommate of Freckle. A mini-Vennie type. Now that I am leaving as this couple's main source of support, she is working Poblado, if you are so inclined. She will be typically detached during sex but you can pose her like a sex doll and she has that natural back arch with her ass down low in doggy position that is not so easy to find.

She won't go cheap. In the fotos, Freckle is the one with the blue hair and on my List. She sends the Little One out to work and Freckle stays home. The Little One's twat is usually a little goopy but as a subject matter expert on STD's, I can tell you she was not infected when I had her. Nothing a panito or two can't handle, jajaja. Her right forearm is tatted up. Her body is better than she looks in the foto standing at the front desk of The Nutti. If you fuck her, tell her Asti said hey, jajajaja.

Happy Hunting. If she's not your type, there is no reason to post about it, unless you need to publically self-validate. No one can stop you, there.

[Knowledge]

You should organize barrio tours. It might be a good money maker.

I recently took a fellow Asian BM, Pepolesbuddy, out to explore Aranjuez en la 92. He brought his amiga and I had 2 chicas with me. Had dinner first then took a stroll up and down la 92, it's pretty hilly, but manageable. Found a spot that was popping and partied it up till we shut down the place at around 2:30 am. This was a weekday. We were the only gringos / chinos in the barrio that night. He finally got see how RR99 parties, plays, and prowls in Medellin jajajaja. We went our separate ways after, had a great time, and going to hit up Manrique next! Pepolesbuddy, you're a cool dude and I don't say that often about people I meet on this board or anyone in general. But you need to level up to stay up with me man! Hehehe. I kid of course.

Disclaimer: dont go out in the barrios guys, its too dangerous and the chicas are too hot hehehe.

[RiceRocket99]

I recently took a fellow Asian BM, Pepolesbuddy, out to explore Aranjuez en la 92. He brought his amiga and I had 2 chicas with me. Had dinner first then took a stroll up and down la 92, it's pretty hilly, but manageable. Found a spot that was popping and partied it up till we shut down the place at around 2:30 am. This was a weekday. We were the only gringos / chinos in the barrio that night. He finally got see how RR99 parties, plays, and prowls in Medellin jajajaja. We went our separate ways after, had a great time, and going to hit up Manrique next! Pepolesbuddy, you're a cool dude and I don't say that often about people I meet on this board or anyone in general. But you need to level up to keep up with me man! Hehehe. I kid of course.

Disclaimer: dont go out in the barrios guys, its too dangerous and the chicas are too hot hehehe.

[NuKamdev]

Going to Medellin for the first time next month. I have RTFF about a year's worth of reports and lately continue to follow all posts in this thread. Still, I don't feel prepared. The hotel / AirBnb information is all over the place; it seems hotel / AirBnb is guest friendly on whim so I may have to just book a hotel room for two people and prepare to pay for if I bring two guests at once.

How to keep valuables safe when you bring chicas to the room? I know some hotels provide a safe but by some posts, they don't seem like big enough for a laptop. And if not laptop, what do you use if you need to cast (porno for inspiration? I also read posts about people being mugged so I am worried about walking on the streets with my phone. Without my phone, it would be hard to get around or do anything. Having the phone out and in hand is the obvious thing to do when using it for directions.

Any advice or tips from the seniors on this forum?

[PepolesBuddy]

Something random but something that weighed on me last night. The level of poverty here is no joke for example this lady.

This lady didn't have any business due to the heavy rain and was with her 2 kids.

We are all here to have fun. I ask you all to take a step back, observe your surroundings, and support the local small vendors in any way you can. Buying them a beer or a drink while they waiting around on you goes a a long way.

[Huacho]

I love the term "interesada". It is essentially equivalent to gold digger.

Yes, but this is very tricky. If you use 'interesado / a' with ser, it means gold digger. Say you ask me what I think about the woman you are seeing and I say 'Creo que es interesada. ' I think she is a gold digger. But if you use 'interesado / a' with estar, it translates literally to interested. Thus if my reply to your question about your woman was instead 'Creo que est interesada,' I am saying I think she digs you.

So be careful with 'interesado' and watch your verb.