Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

You should organize barrio tours. It might be a good money maker.

I recently took a fellow Asian BM, Pepolesbuddy, out to explore Aranjuez en la 92. He brought his amiga and I had 2 chicas with me. Had dinner first then took a stroll up and down la 92, it's pretty hilly, but manageable. Found a spot that was popping and partied it up till we shut down the place at around 2:30 am. This was a weekday. We were the only gringos / chinos in the barrio that night. He finally got see how RR99 parties, plays, and prowls in Medellin jajajaja. We went our separate ways after, had a great time, and going to hit up Manrique next! Pepolesbuddy, you're a cool dude and I don't say that often about people I meet on this board or anyone in general. But you need to level up to stay up with me man! Hehehe. I kid of course.

Disclaimer: dont go out in the barrios guys, its too dangerous and the chicas are too hot hehehe.

[RiceRocket99]

I recently took a fellow Asian BM, Pepolesbuddy, out to explore Aranjuez en la 92. He brought his amiga and I had 2 chicas with me. Had dinner first then took a stroll up and down la 92, it's pretty hilly, but manageable. Found a spot that was popping and partied it up till we shut down the place at around 2:30 am. This was a weekday. We were the only gringos / chinos in the barrio that night. He finally got see how RR99 parties, plays, and prowls in Medellin jajajaja. We went our separate ways after, had a great time, and going to hit up Manrique next! Pepolesbuddy, you're a cool dude and I don't say that often about people I meet on this board or anyone in general. But you need to level up to keep up with me man! Hehehe. I kid of course.

Disclaimer: dont go out in the barrios guys, its too dangerous and the chicas are too hot hehehe.

[NuKamdev]

Going to Medellin for the first time next month. I have RTFF about a year's worth of reports and lately continue to follow all posts in this thread. Still, I don't feel prepared. The hotel / AirBnb information is all over the place; it seems hotel / AirBnb is guest friendly on whim so I may have to just book a hotel room for two people and prepare to pay for if I bring two guests at once.

How to keep valuables safe when you bring chicas to the room? I know some hotels provide a safe but by some posts, they don't seem like big enough for a laptop. And if not laptop, what do you use if you need to cast (porno for inspiration? I also read posts about people being mugged so I am worried about walking on the streets with my phone. Without my phone, it would be hard to get around or do anything. Having the phone out and in hand is the obvious thing to do when using it for directions.

Any advice or tips from the seniors on this forum?

[PepolesBuddy]

Something random but something that weighed on me last night. The level of poverty here is no joke for example this lady.

This lady didn't have any business due to the heavy rain and was with her 2 kids.

We are all here to have fun. I ask you all to take a step back, observe your surroundings, and support the local small vendors in any way you can. Buying them a beer or a drink while they waiting around on you goes a a long way.

[Huacho]

I love the term "interesada". It is essentially equivalent to gold digger.

Yes, but this is very tricky. If you use 'interesado / a' with ser, it means gold digger. Say you ask me what I think about the woman you are seeing and I say 'Creo que es interesada. ' I think she is a gold digger. But if you use 'interesado / a' with estar, it translates literally to interested. Thus if my reply to your question about your woman was instead 'Creo que est interesada,' I am saying I think she digs you.

So be careful with 'interesado' and watch your verb.

[LoveItHere69]

Planed my first trip to Medellin for two weeks next month.

Booked Airbnb in Park Ilaha, right on 10th street -- do you think it is wise to stay in that area? Will I be able to find girls in that area and take to my apartment?

Where do I get sim card? At the airport?

Any advise would be appreciated.

Is that a wise area to stay? We know nothing about your experience. Girls are everywhere. What kind are you looking for?

How on earth would anybody anywhere know if your apartment is girl friendly? You never gave the name of where you are staying. Maybe you should ask the person you are renting from as a good starting point.

SIMS can be found everywhere.

Based on your silly questions you obviously have not done any reading on this forum.

[DanielMatt]

Planed my first trip to Medellin for two weeks next month.

Booked Airbnb in Park Ilaha, right on 10th street -- do you think it is wise to stay in that area? Will I be able to find girls in that area and take to my apartment?

Where do I get sim card? At the airport?

Any advise would be appreciated.

[MiamiBoy1]

I must say I was totally at odds with your rating system. But this, I think even tops that. I know its your business and not mine, but I wonder to myself WTF for? What exactly are you trying to achieve apart from torture yourself?

Reading your posts reminds me of watchcng the Mr Mann character in the Little Britain comedy series. An irritating man who goes in to a shop to ask for the most blindingly obscure stuff every week, for nothing more than to irritate the shopkeeper. Its hilarious. There's about 10 different sketches on YT. Check them out!:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcimw3
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4n10h

What am I trying to achieve by being selective? I'm having a good time with the women I like. I guess I will have to put you on ignore list, tired of your dumb comments.

[Osteoknot]

It's hard to argue with your analysis here.

Jajajaj, read what I wrote to Surfer, could have been either / or to you as well. "Knowledge" will always be one of the greater satires to me on this Web site. Feel the love.

[Osteoknot]

Perhaps times are changing, and licking assholes and slurping down another guy's Jizz will become in vogue. Maybe I'm missing something here.

Regardless, not my cup of tea either, and there have been other posts about guy's licking girls assholes, but gargling with a Chica's douche water and / or getting the remnants of a hot load from the John before assuming she was barebacked is perhaps new territory here, as I haven't seen any posts of guys doing that, not at least yet.

You would be on top of that list. Always amusing how people fill in their gaps of knowledge with personal prejudice with very little basis on facts. She was spotlessly clean, you may not have noticed the last foto when she was irrigating out her va-jay-jay. And someday if I am so inclined I will give you a guys an anatomy lesson about the nerve root distribution that is equally divided by thirds to the clitoris, vagina, and rectum, but that's for another day. Stay in your box where you are the happiest as I am sure you will. I am one of the happiest dudes I know. Like I said, you don't get it and I doubt you ever will. Fortunately, that's not important. You have appointed yourself as one of the site's subject matter experts and I am sure that fills a role for others and mainly, yourself.

[Osteoknot]

To be fair, I think most of the general populace would consider you a degenerate. But our community of ISGers wouldn't be so tough.

What's so fair about it?

[JustTK]

My target audience is 18-24 yo, and the sweet spot is 22-24 yo, ideally college girls or fresh out of college having a part time job. I like them young, fresh and energetic, without kids, prior marriages, etc. I'm not looking for someone broke as fuck.

I must say I was totally at odds with your rating system. But this, I think even tops that. I know its your business and not mine, but I wonder to myself WTF for? What exactly are you trying to achieve apart from torture yourself?

Reading your posts reminds me of watchcng the Mr Mann character in the Little Britain comedy series. An irritating man who goes in to a shop to ask for the most blindingly obscure stuff every week, for nothing more than to irritate the shopkeeper. Its hilarious. There's about 10 different sketches on YT. Check them out!:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcimw3
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4n10h

[Combo]

Is what foto did I post that made me look old? Jajajaja.

I have always had an unnatural amount of energy. And Medellin makes me feel younger still. My BMI (body mass index) is in the normal range, as are my cholesterol, blood pressure, and fasting glucose. I take no prescription meds. I am often mistaken for 10-20 years younger than I am. I have all my hair, my teeth, and my belly is flat. I never missed a day of work in my entire career before retiring in 2019 and I have been doing recreational drugs since I was 13 yo. I've noticed none of the chicas care about my age, but they do notice when a guy takes some pride in his appearance, although I am no fashion plate.

And yet, if you read some of the posts here, I am an unhealthy, drug addicted degenerate. Maybe degenerate, but I obviously would match up well to any of my detractors. Amusing how people fill in their knowledge gaps with so much prejudice and bias, but that's just brains being brains! Ostee Out!

To be fair, I think most of the general populace would consider you a degenerate. But our community of ISGers wouldn't be so tough.

[Knowledge]

Do you reckon the Mercedes was all paid up and owned outright?

I'm not really looking for elites or someone who comes from a rich family or has an established career. My target audience is 18-24 yo, and the sweet spot is 22-24 yo, ideally college girls or fresh out of college having a part time job. I like them young, fresh and energetic, without kids, prior marriages, etc. These girls are more fun to be with and easier to meet because they usually have flexible schedules vs someone working 6 days a week and taking care of kids on top of that. I'm not looking for someone broke as fuck, and most centro girls are like that, broke af, can't even afford to pay a water or cellphone bill (heck, some of them don't even own one). The girls I'm meeting have their basic needs covered / paid for, they are not stressed out all the time and I don't have to watch my stuff because they won't steal it.

To date elites, one has to live here full time. I have tried to meet a dentist, an industrial engineer and a real estate broker, but it was difficult to schedule, and my limited time here is precious, so i gave up.

[Osteoknot]

Sounds like eating the results of another man's cum. And licking her asshole.

Not my cup of Tea.

Can't say I even follow your line of reasoning. I always wonder what the motivation is when someone goes out of their way to diss another guy for mongering. Self validation is the only thing that really fits. Thanks for "sharing", jajaja. If I had your feeling about another post, I would ignore it and move on. But I guess that's just me in this example.