Medellin Reports

[Elvis 2008]

It maybe a bargain with BBBJ but it's a lousy deal for most who want BBBJ.

Like I said in my 10 rules of the Medellin forum, if you pay anything over $20, you are going to get criticized.

[Eloket]

The sick mother story is one of the most common. If she gets back in touch with you it will be because her mother got discharged from the hospital and now needs medicine or her bleeding won't stop. I heard that one more than a few times.

Yeah, the mother was discharged and now needs medecine. Go figure. Well, if she agrees to see me again I can help her with her mothers medecine.

[Osteoknot]

Day started with my waking up to MMM (MarvelousMotelMaiden) on my Whassap asking to over, seems all has been forgiven.

She arrived looking like a million bucks as usual. Took her to an early lunch downstairs, my wingman came down and joined us.

Back to my room, not a lot of time, we needed to go buy a birthday cake for Sugar Baby as I promised to do the day before. MMM's jeans looked like they were spray painted on as usual, so we had quck sex with rear entry with her jeans just pulled down to her mid-thighs, shoes still on to save time. I edged but didn't come because I thought I might have a lot of choices at the birthday party, and that prediction turned out to be true.

We went and bought the cake a block away from Ground Zero near the metro station, see second foto, 25 mil COP or under six bucks for a small size round three layer cake. We were 20 minutes early and went upstairs at the love motel and dropped off the cake and made sure my usual room at the front was available. Went back down and the birthday girl and her two friends were waiting for us. MMM and I went several storefronts down and bought nice cake plates, forks and a knife, which I also gifted to Sugar Baby. All of us then went back up to my room in front, recently renovated with new paint, new TV, and a new fan.

If you were hanging out at all in the courtyard at Ground Zero yesterday, you heard us. The windows were wide open and one of the girls brought a speaker that had some juice. Maybe it's a sign of my age but I find when the decibel level is loud enough to cause hearing damage that it's not as enjoyable, but hey, it wasn't my birthday, so I didn't want to be the wet mop in the room.

What transpired over the course of the day was definitely a new personal record for the most number of girls I was with in one day, and there were two more, Freckle and Scarlet, when I got back to my hotel room that night. Problem is, I got so fucked up that I don't really remember them all but a realistic estimate would be ten chicas.

The party started at 2 PM and I didn't leave the room until dark, at 7 PM with motel staff knocking on the door and calling time. By then I was with one girl, a lesbian. She had come up with her novia after all the other girls had left. I spied them from the window, and had her girfriend's Whassap. I was negotiating with them on-line when they circumvented the process and appeared at my door.

My last encounter with the dominant butch of the couple had not ended splendidly because of misunderstanding about what services would be provided for the price paid, so we spent about 15 minutes tediously hammering out the details, and I am glad we did. Long story longer, the dom les got miffed and left early because her flakey girlfriend had taken a real liking to me. She was already asking for a spot on my List and so forth. Not a chance, I caught her trying to steal some of my tussi when I came out of the bathroom, she was pouring it in another bag. When I confronted her she denied stealing and said she was "taking a little bit to my friend downstairs" and she stuck to this line of puta reasoning for the rest of our session.

No reason to ruin the rest of our time, I even caught her a couple of more time on some early slight of hand moves with my pink shit again. Pity the poor newbie who gets her for his first Ground Zero encounter because she is the type of puta who will eat you up alive if you don't know the ropes.

After the rain stopped, we both went home. I Iiterally told her at least twenty times "no" to a propina or more money above and beyond what we had originally agreed upon. I did get her to agree that her day with me was a better than average day for her, but that argument is generally meaningless to the puta mind.

Came home, and Freckle was Whassapping me, offering to come over for free. Her little roommate was home sick with a fever. They are supposed to be in Peru, remember? Get this, Freckle took all the money she had saved for the trip and scheduled liposuction that she doesn't need on her near purrfekt body. Then on the day of surgery, yesterday, she tested positive for Covid even though she doesn't even have a sniffle (the dreaded false positive), so surgery is postponed for ten days by which time I will be gone.

She says she will fuck me for free but she and I both know that is puta-speak for "I am stuck with no money and unless you want me to sell my wet holes in the Park, I am going to need some help". Her little roommate is more quick to work Ground Zero than Freckle. This translates to I will fuck them both for below FMV (Fair Market Value) between now and when I leave on Saturday.

Freckle is the jealous type and makes me use a condom with the little one to dampen my enthusiasm, I kid you knot, jajajaja. By "makes me" I mean she told me if she ever catches my dick inside her roommate without a cuvah on my bubbah, that I will never see Freckle or her roommate again. An effective threat and she would follow-through in spite of her financial predicament. Plus, I probably would use a condom anyway with the roommate because she is actively selling her wet holes at the present time.

Freckle left, then Scarlet Whassaped and came over at 3 AM and slept until 7 AM. We had some good-night-go-to-sleep sex. Around 6:30 AM she left in a rush and did not take care of my morning wood, so I paid her below FMV at 120 mil COP. I got a nasty-gram Whassap from her about 15 minutes after she was out the door and I had to remind her that she was no longer my Number Two Novia, and that she would have to earn her way back up to the top, and that this is not how to do it.

Starting with MMM in the morning, and ending with Scarlet, that's at least ten chicas in a 24 hour period, and I am probably forgetting one or two. Definitely smashes my old personal record which was seven, I think.

Ostee Out, and I will Keep On Keepin' On, as always.

[Knowledge]

As soon as the subject of costs in other countries (usually Europe or the US) comes up it is a massive tell that somebody is trying to justify an above market rate. There is no need to justify it and it's nobody else's business. I am a bit of a contrarian on the last point because I don't believe any group of outliers can move the market. By definition outliers are statistical anomalies that don't change the prevailing trend. In plain terms there are not enough "whales" who pay Vegas prices to cause everyone else's costs to shoot up to that level. The real determining factor is time, as in the time a Weekend Warrior does not have to spare. Guys who have that time to spare can nurture deals that are not available on a point and click basis. No shade and no value judgment, it's just the way it is.

I haven't criticized him, and I won't. What someone pays is what they pay. It's worth mentioning he probably could have gotten the same girls for less.

As far as La Isla being the greatest collection of beauties in Colombia, I found it to just be decent. I had no trouble finding an acceptable girl, but there were at least as many who didn't meet my standards. However, when it comes to strip clubs in Medellin, nowhere else can match the overall experience.

Several times now you've made disparaging remarks about the girls in El Centro, as if every one is the same. No matter where you go, El Centro or La Isla, Facebook or SA, you'll find a wide range of women, from butt ugly to gorgeous. Thirty minutes in El Centro or anywhere else will prove that. Unless you're watching who everyone else is picking up, you have no idea whether they're fucking 4's or 9's (for those who use a scale), and that applies to La Isla and El Centro.

What price an escort in the US charges is irrelevant, unless you're picking up a girl in Medellin, flying her to the US and then offering to pay her for sex. The inexperienced monger might be amazed at the price, but anyone who has been around understands that you don't base what you spend on what you would spend in the US. Otherwise we would all be paying $200 per night for 3 star accommodations instead of $50 or less.

And there is no difference between a generic girl in La Isla and a generic girl in El Centro. Any day of the week you can find a girl working the street in El Centro who will rival the best in La Isla.

[Knowledge]

1 million pesos is $235. It is already a thing at Gusto's isn't it?

You are right according to what I read and hear second hand about Gustos. I'm not mad about it and more than I am mad about the five figure price of a Birkin handbag. I am more likely to sprout wings and fly than I am to get involved with either.

[Knowledge]

It is just as likely, if not more likely, another punter or a barrio beau is what had your dinner date occupied. I would not adjust my schedule for her unless there are no other options.

After the graffiti tour and the drug debacle I felt I needed a calm day. I was also waiting for my chicka to verify our dinner date. There was no dinner date. She texted her mother was sick and she spent the day at the hospital with her. Well, might be true, but who knows. Woke early and went to sleep early not a day to remember.

Popeye without spinach. Did not make the most of this day.

[Knowledge]

My standards are lower. I am a Centro rat after all LOL! But seriously, I usually see no more than 5 that interest me, fewer in direct proportion to the size of the lineup of course. It's not hard to decide between fewer girls than we have fingers on one hand. Unless you pay attention to the girls you don't want.

For my casa experiences I would assign the name of each girl I was considering to a finger. Touch the finger and repeat the name. As each new girl would come out, touch that finger again, repeat the first girl's name and if the next girl was a possibility, touch the next finger and repeat her name. Once 3 were memorized, I'd decide whether a girl was good enough to replace one. Seldom saw more than 3 worth considering.

[Surfer500]

For my casa experiences I would assign the name of each girl I was considering to a finger. Touch the finger and repeat the name. As each new girl would come out, touch that finger again, repeat the first girl's name and if the next girl was a possibility, touch the next finger and repeat her name. Once 3 were memorized, I'd decide whether a girl was good enough to replace one. Seldom saw more than 3 worth considering.

I can't remember how long it's been since I've been in a Casa in Medellin, but I do remember what a conundrum it could be making a selection if there were a lot of girls working.

What worked best for me, and I don't know what the protocol is nowadays, but I would ask for a complete line-up of all the girls together after they would come out individually.

But again, I don't know how it works these days at the Casa's, and my memory is so short I would have a hard time remembering the girls names, let alone scoring them and trying to memorize their names.

Hence a complete line-up, unless there's only a few girls working at the Casa, and then it should be easier to make a selection if there is one you want to do.

My last experiences at Casa 's was in Athens Greece of all places in 2019.

They call them Studios there, and they would bring the girls out, and of course I couldn't remember any of the girls names, but what I did remember was the girls physical attributes.

So in some instances it was very easy, I would tell the Madam, I'll take the blond haired girl with blue eyes, or the little spinner.

[Surfer500]

After the graffiti tour and the drug debacle I felt I needed a calm day. I was also waiting for my chicka to verify our dinner date. There was no dinner date. She texted her mother was sick and she spent the day at the hospital with her. Well, might be true, but who knows. Woke early and went to sleep early not a day to remember.

Popeye without spinach. Did not make the most of this day.

Maybe you need to change your routine.

Sometimes guys like to hit the Casa's in the morning, kind of like eating Wheaties for breakfast to start the day off, and then see how the day develops.

I can remember doing this many years ago, it's a great way to start the day getting a load off in the morning, and then carousing around the rest of the day looking for your next one.

[Surfer500]

RamDavidson84,

Depending on where you go fishing, 400,000 pesos can be a Chica fantasy, and a Colombian local would think your nuts for paying a Chica that kind of money.

Putting things in perspective, the Colombian minimum salary is about 1 million Pesos a month, so you Chica earned almost two weeks salary for perhaps a few hours of time.

I'm not saying you got hosed by this Chica, your post illustrates the "shark" attitude of the Chicas there, but you can't blame the them for asking for $ 200 USD for an hour.

I would do the same, and I can see some of the girls getting that amount of money easily.

However I wouldn't characterize the guys paying that kind of money as assholes.

Putting things in perspective, I can remember about 15 years ago spending time in the Del Rey in Costa Rica and so many guys would show up, on vacation, going thru a nasty divorce with a two ton whale, and a stunning beauty like you described shows up and it was $ 100 USD back than that many of the girls would get for an hour.

And sometimes the guys would go upstairs in the Hotel, and be back down less than 30 minutes later, and the Chica would be back on the prowl with a Cheshire Cat grin on her face.

[Osteoknot]

After the graffiti tour and the drug debacle I felt I needed a calm day. I was also waiting for my chicka to verify our dinner date. There was no dinner date. She texted her mother was sick and she spent the day at the hospital with her. Well, might be true, but who knows. Woke early and went to sleep early not a day to remember.

Popeye without spinach. Did not make the most of this day.

The sick mother story is one of the most common. If she gets back in touch with you it will be because her mother got discharged from the hospital and now needs medicine or her bleeding won't stop. I heard that one more than a few times.

[JjBee62]

It is good to see the Marriott has changed their guest policy; it it my favorite hotel in Medellin.

And pulling two hotties out of La Isla for $230 apiece for the night is a good rate. I paid $80 an hour for a beauty from there and a different girl asked for $160 for the hour, so you did fine. The guys who question how much you paid have no clue what quality is. When I went to La Isla, it was the single greatest collection of beautiful women in Colombia I had seen. I had heard it went downhill and then up again.

Guys want to compare the rates of women to those glue sniffers in El Centro but some of us are and were willing to pay for beauty. They do not understand that if you want a woman like this in the USA, it is $1000 an hour. https://tryst.link/escort/mira_1.

So $230 for the whole night for a comparable woman is a bargain. The guys who criticize you see no difference between a woman from La Isla and one in Centro.

I haven't criticized him, and I won't. What someone pays is what they pay. It's worth mentioning he probably could have gotten the same girls for less.

As far as La Isla being the greatest collection of beauties in Colombia, I found it to just be decent. I had no trouble finding an acceptable girl, but there were at least as many who didn't meet my standards. However, when it comes to strip clubs in Medellin, nowhere else can match the overall experience.

Several times now you've made disparaging remarks about the girls in El Centro, as if every one is the same. No matter where you go, El Centro or La Isla, Facebook or SA, you'll find a wide range of women, from butt ugly to gorgeous. Thirty minutes in El Centro or anywhere else will prove that. Unless you're watching who everyone else is picking up, you have no idea whether they're fucking 4's or 9's (for those who use a scale), and that applies to La Isla and El Centro.

What price an escort in the US charges is irrelevant, unless you're picking up a girl in Medellin, flying her to the US and then offering to pay her for sex. The inexperienced monger might be amazed at the price, but anyone who has been around understands that you don't base what you spend on what you would spend in the US. Otherwise we would all be paying $200 per night for 3 star accommodations instead of $50 or less.

And there is no difference between a generic girl in La Isla and a generic girl in El Centro. Any day of the week you can find a girl working the street in El Centro who will rival the best in La Isla.

[Eloket]

After the graffiti tour and the drug debacle I felt I needed a calm day. I was also waiting for my chicka to verify our dinner date. There was no dinner date. She texted her mother was sick and she spent the day at the hospital with her. Well, might be true, but who knows. Woke early and went to sleep early not a day to remember.

Popeye without spinach. Did not make the most of this day.

[ChuchoLoco]

1 million pesos is a chica fantasy. If any motherfucker is paying a million pesos for a chica in Medellin, then he is a mentally handicapped asshole. I am no Rico Suave and I had one of the hottest girls in Gusto's the other week and she told me $200 USD for an hour, I looked around and the girls in the club outnumbered the guys 2-1 at least. I then gave her a serious look which mean't no chance and she quickly accepted my 400 k peso offer. This was prime time too, no late night magic. She didn't go all out GFE for me, but I had no complaints and she even split a cab with me back to Parque LLeras as my night was only just beginning.

You paying 400 K? At least that was better than $200 US but wtf is going on when 400 K is a good price? Maybe I've been away too long but only since January.

[Knowledge]

As I said, once you ignore the girls you don't find appealing there will generally be three to five you would consider out of the lineups. It's much easier to remember which of that smaller group make the cut. Aiffe has them all come out and say their name a second time when they have a larger lineup. The number badge thing I think is a language barrier workaround.

I just whip out my calculator and type in 13+25+2+9.

"can I see these 4 girls again?