Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

I smoked some weed with one my casa regulars the other day, I asked what kind it is and I she said something sounding like Crepa now that you mention that. Not a regular user and it's been a while so I took only two puffs for a 'museum dose'. Man, was I glad it was a short walk back home, that shit was strong.

She brought a big bag of what she said was about 7 grams and that she paid for it 10 mil in barrio.

Didn't know it was laced with chemicals, not planning to repeat it.

I don't know about chemicals but I think if you have never smoked before or don't smoke regularly, it is not difficult to be knocked out by a regular one. I let chicas smoke in my place, pretty much they all smoke blunts, but there are different sizes and strengths. I asked a 18 yr old how long has she been smoking, she said 3 years regularly, so I guess what she smokes will be pretty strong for people who don't smoke regularly /.

[Osteoknot]

After MMM (MarvelousMotelMaiden) fixed our room, GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-to-Girl) and I had a bunch of leisurely sex. When I bought the banana that morning on the walk over to the love motel with her, the last thing on my mind was inserting into her pussy. I washed the banana with soap and water. She was hesitant about germs but I pointed out to her that my foot that was up inside her va-jay-jay-vault a little bit earier was probably ten times dirtier than the banana and she quickly acquiesced. She shocked me when after I inserted the banana in one smooth motion, she reached out and gave me a high five, I kid you not.

Folks who follow me know I can beat a dead horse into dogmeat if I think misinformation is being purported. On this whole pussy is like the pristine Sistine Chapel and can only tolerate certain kinds of lubes, allow me to enlighten you.

As one of the OB-Gyn's in the HMO network I was in charge of once told me, "Women sit in a cesspool all day long". There is so much normal flora and bacteria colonized in a woman's nether regions that a pussy can pretty much defend itself against most of the outside insults thrown at it. The whole "delicate pH balance" millieu is a bunch of bullshit other than some very broad strokes with candida and yeast infections. Which BTW are not sexually transmitted diseases.

Sure, if I injected an entire bottle of Lubriderm internally into her twat and let it sit there for a couple of days, there could be some complications. Or she might just end up with a nice, goopy, sweet smelling twat. But for recreational use and with normal hygiene before and after, and that includes a little manual internal irrigation in the shower after sex, pussies don't care what kind of lube you use.

Lubriderm is a great sex lube. I also use liquid silicone for lighter duty.

There is also a dose-dependent effect in play. That means a little bit is not going to make much of a difference, but a lot might. Use common sense.

If you are an Internet jockey, you can go on-line and find all kinds of warnings about what to use and not to use as a sex lube. There is no clinical or medical evidence to back those claims. Most of it is commercialized propaganda. If I had the spare time, I would get a grant from Trojan to dispel the "petroleum makes condoms break" myth, and set up an actual bonafide experiment using condoms on mechanical dildos with different lubes, but I am not motivated to prove something I already know. I have used Vaseline with condoms without a problem. In fact, the few times I have had a condom break it had nothing to do with the lube. I will even go as far to say the chance of condom failure is much higher without the use of lube of any kind, because of the increased friction, and the lube choice itself is mainly a red herring.

In general, when a person mainly uses the Internet for their source of information, you can make some convincing points and build some reasonable sounding arguments with the use of fancy words, rhetoric and semantics, that can convince others of similar ilk who are equally unenlightened. But when someone in the audience is actually in-the-know based on real world experience, training, education, and professional experience, then Internet arguments are like waving a red flag in front of a bull, except this ain't no bullshit. That's how obvious it is to people who are trained or professional in a field compared to someone who graduated from University of Google.

Unfortunately, the trained professionals are few and far between and Google has become ubiquitous. I am not anti-Google, in fact, it's a modern miracle. However, Google is not a substitute for formal, vetted, reviewed, edited, and peer reviewed material. Basically, anyone can find any point that will support their own by doing a Google search. Obviously, that doesn't make them automatically right. People who rely mainly on their University of Google degrees to prove points, in my experience lack the ability to think critically and objectively.

BTW, I am not purporting formal education as the be all and end all. Especially in this mongering game, which I should be able to safely assume is the reason we are all here and why you are reading me so intensively at this moment. This is the school of hard knocks, common sense and street smarts. Anyone who brags or makes claims about their IQ on this Web site gets an automatic 30 point deduction. Dems the rulz.

I thought my day was done but while walking back to The Nutti I spied two of my long time Ground Zero honey's, but I had never seen them together before, as a team. Some quick banter, and we did a 180 back to the love motel again for a quick thirty minute session. The reason it wasn't longer is because I was running out of money. I ended up giving the girls my every last peso I had on me, which was part and parcel in my open negotiations with them and meant I got them to agree to a price that was below Fair Market Value (FMV). We bumped into MMM again inside the Love Motel, me with these two hawt as fuk cuties on each hip and MMM rockin the maid uniform, but she gave me the total cold shoulder this time and ran off in a direction where I did not see her again for the rest of the day.

Turns out tomorrow really is one of the hawt-as-fuk-honey's birthday, cedula confirmed, and the three of us agreed to have our own little private birthday fiesta in a love motel room, tomorrow afternoon at Ground Zero, special guests invited, jeje. Anyone know where I can score a birthday cake, quick-like?.

Asti Out, and I gots to Keep On Keepin' On.

[BbqMushrooms]

Your wise not to take any more puffs. They have some weed here I think they call Crepa which is laced with a chemical. I'm not an expert on this, and I know we have some resident experts here on this, but the stuff can kick the shit out of you. I don't know if that was what they had, you may of just been wore out from your tour and perhaps the altitude.

It's a strain of marijuana that became poplar a few years ago. It's at least twice the potency of the regular marijuana you can find down there. That's not to say you might find laced weed if you don't know your source, just to say it doesn't necessarily mean that it's laced, just that cripy weed is much more potent and sought out for that quality specifically. It does sound like you might've just been exhausted and out of it already though.

[JonnyPokerStar]

I just got back from Medellin and have a lot of different thoughts about my week-long trip, which was incredible. I'm going to write a few different posts instead of one longer one so people can read what interests them and skip as wanted. I'll start off with my thoughts about nonpros and approach them on Facebook. Over my trips to Medellin I've increasingly gravitated towards nonpros and semipros and away from pros since I have the best experiences with nonpro and semipro girls. I've got around 800 Facebook friends and I decided to spend the time sorting them into nonpro and pro friend groups before my trip in order to optimize my odds of meeting nonpros and semipros. I used criteria for IDing these girls I've written about previously so I won't summarize her (search my earlier posts). I ended up with a list of about 200 I thought were nonpros, messaged the 35 hottest on the list, got responses from about 12, and ended up with longer chats with eight. Of the eight I met four. I ultimately repeated heavily with my two favorites since I really enjoyed their company but could have easily seen more girls. Since I'm a fluent Spanish speaker, I talked a bit about their experiences on Facebook, why they talked to me and all as well.

First and foremost, to be clear, even average-looking girls are receiving a load of messages and a lot of messages asking for naked pics, offering them money etc. One woman I met actually showed me her Facebook and she had over 100 friend requests and a load of messages. If you are targeting a nonpro be polite, be a gentleman, come off as a normal person and ask them about their lives. The girls who I chatted with thought I was attractive based on my photos, but they all commented that they decided to meet me because I was polite to them and seemed normal. My current #1 chick (who is a cam girl so she is not a complete nonpro and I don't include her in the four above) also has stressed to me many times that she really likes me because I've always been a gentleman with her.

Secondly, be honest about what you are looking for with them. You'd be surprised what many will accept. The two chicas I spent the majority of my time with know I'm married / in an open relationship and know that they are not the only women I'm seeing and are cool with that. One of them wanted to spend my last night with me and I told her I was going to be spending it with someone else, who I'd know longer and she was cool with that too.

Thirdly, I'm now more keyed in on how they dress on their profiles as a sure sign that they are nonpros. A lot of photos in normal clothes, maybe with a few in bathing suits is a great sign they are nonpro.

Fourthly, as others have said on the forum be prepared in some cases to go out on dates or to not get sex. I don't mind dates as I speak Spanish and am actively trying to learn everything I can about Colombian culture. They may even ask to bring a friend on the date, which happened to me on one case. For me, lunch / coffee and taxis are cheap so I don't mind. I had a couple who were willing to come to my apartment off the bat. I offer to cook for them as a way of getting them there without being creepy. One of those girls ended up coming to my apartment and drinking and talking with me without sex, which I didn't mind at all. She ultimately didn't have sex with me because I'm in an open relationship and she didn't like that (was even bargaining that we could be in a thruple with my wife at one point if I closed my relationship).

Fifthly, I made a great friend / got a tour guide with one girl who I decided I didn't want to sleep with. She took me to San Felix, Comuna 13, the teleferico, and shopping in centro. All I did was pay her taxis and buy her some food and drink on our site seeing excursions. Finding someone like that is a great way to see the sites.

Sixthly, you will spend money and time on dates so going with a pro may be the preferred option for some. I always paid taxis for girls and offered to pay the babysitter if they had kids. Taxis and babysitter should come out to less than 100 k in most cases. You may want to give some of them a gift too. One of my repeat girls is a baker who makes 1 million a month and is obviously struggling to get by with her family. I gave her an extra regalo after the first time I saw her and she was grateful. Later I would just pay her taxis or send a car for her and she didn't mind that either.

Finally, I learned a lot more about Colombian dating and relationships this trip. Relationship dynamics in Medellin are pretty fucked up. Its common for women to shack up at 13,14, 15 to men in their mid to late 20's (or older). Two of the women I met had long-term relationships with richer men (estrata 4) that started that way. They both were cheated on so much that they separated and now are single moms in estrata 2. This is in addition to the absentee dads (know many like that from this and previous trips), and controlling and financially manipulative relationships (this seems common with the cam girls). These chicas love honesty so much because they are so used to cheating and lies.

Great post. I am curious if w. Are. T. To the non pros, you ultimately paid them directly in cash or only paid the dates and logistics, and if you could see yourself in a relationship with any in the future or not and what the main draws and stumbling blocks would be.

Thanks for the data!

[Osteoknot]

This may not have been the finca fiesta that I thought I would be at for my last weekend in Medellin, but nonetheless I had a Spectacular Sunday. Like most of my best days here, little or no planning went into it, the day unfolded and happened on it's own. Do not ask yourself what you have planned for Medellin, sit back and wonder, what does Medellin have in store for you?

My GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-to-Girl) Whassapped me in the morning wanting to meet, like she does every day. I asked her to be available for two hours, we ended up doing four and a half. Fantastic, marvelous, loving and a little kinky, see fotos. I forgot about setting the lap records that I mentioned before, and nothing was preplanned.

The reverse foot job occurred to me after the same vantage point and at the same moment when I took that first foto shown. Never did that before. My big toe, second and third toes were in her pussy, and my fourth toe slid effortlessly into her cute snug little asshole without even trying, thanks to a generous use of Lubriderm. She enjoyed the rocking back and forth I did with my foot.

We spent a lot of time hugging and kissing. She is every affectionate. I spilled my small bottle of Listerine on the mattress and who should appear at our door but MarvelousMotelMaiden (MMM). She had gotten called into work when she let the wrong person know the night before that our finca fiesta got called off, and I sent her home a little before midnight. I will throw in some fotos MMM in my hotel room in the next post, Part 2. She is mesmerizing. We spent over 8 hours together waiting for the failed finca fest, mostly in my hotel bed, jeje. I will confess, I was a little curious to see if she really would be on job the next day at my favorite love motel where I met her, but I believed her when she told me she had to return to work the next day under the threat of losing her job.

The interaction with MMM and GZGTG in the room at the same time was interesting and entertaining to say the least. MMM was still miffed at me for sending her home the night before. I played a little grab ass on her when she flipped the mattress and jokingly asked her for blowjob. GZGTG of course heard everything and asked me later if there was something between us. MMM asked me for some lunch money. I hesitated then I gave her 20 mil COP. When I wrote her later and asked her what she did for lunch before she met me, she said "I didn't eat" which I thought was probably the best answer I could hear.

She's not jealous about me fucking other girls where she works, but she also messaged me later about "all the money you pay them and all you gave me was taxi fare to go home last night". Even when they are not sex workers, the chicas here all seem plugged into the Pay for Play mindset. I reminded her of the money I lost on the deposit at the party, the money I fronted for her child care, the smoking hot bathing suit I bought her for the party, and even the dinner I bought for her. These are just exercises in semantics to her because the typical chica here goes by one thing and one thing only, and that is how much money do they have in their pocket when they go home. This is one how the financial part of their minds work. Total expenditure is meaningless to them. I get it.

(Cont).

[JonnyPokerStar]

Perhaps you are just a smidge too much self-aware, but hey, not a problem, I think we are all enjoying your reports. No reason to change up and possibly tip the apple cart other than a minor tweak, maybe time for a can of spinach, jajajaja?

A bad day in Medellin beats most good days back in Pussy Prison US of A. And I have noticed, the off-days never seem to last more than a day, and the rebound is usually fantastic.

My fabulous finca party never materialized and I lost my deposit of slightly less than $90 USD for three people. I believe the organizers were not being duplicitous and trying to rip me off. They are a very friendly, young married couple in their early 20's, and they simply got in over their heads with their organizational and planning skills. When they told me on the day of event they were "still waiting for people to get off work to collect the money" I predicted failure and told them when you wait until the last minute to collect your cash, there will be too many no-shows, and that's exactly what happened. They say the event has been rescheduled but I won't be here. Live and learn for all of us. They typically and annoyingly message me 40-50 times per day, so I blocked their Whassap.

I am headed over to Ground Zero for a two-hour session with my GZGTG (Ground Zero Go-To-Girl). I like to be spontaneous and we have been doing somewhat different things each session. Here's an idea. I've been running lapjs on her (all three holes each session). What if we see how many laps I can run on her before she taps out?? Mouth-pussy-ass, mouth-pussy-ass, mouth-ass-pussy-ass, mouth-ass-pussy, jeje, you get the idea.

Except odds on any bet would be that this little sex machine will not tap out, jejejeje.

Keep On Keepin' On my Brother in HiJinx. The Force is strong with you, jeje.

+1 for "running laps".

[JonnyPokerStar]

I went to Fantasias Energy with another board member. He wanted to do a "high end" casa and was talking about Loutron. I hadn't been to Fantasias Energy yet, and figured that would be easier to do since it was in Laureles. This was technically the only paid sex I had this trip. They are currently charging 170 k for an hour. I don't think the place is worth it in comparison to other casas and I've concluded casas aren't for me personally. I didn't see a huge difference in the quality of girls and / or facilities in comparison to New Life, which I visited in 2020. This time the other BM beat me to the hottest girl in their lineup of 5. I chose a red head that was probably the second hottest. She had a decent body, a tiny bit of belly fat. But of course, she had rules like no kissing and tried to upsell me for BBBJ (wanted 130 k more). The covered BJ was good and everything was fine by which this girl was doing her job well as she understood it. But I didn't cum and the girl even asked me why I was so serious after the session (it was because I wasn't that into it). In my opinion, the casa experience really has nothing on the types of experiences I've become accustomed to with semipros and nonpros or even some of the good Facebook pros I've seen in the past. If I were to go back to a casa it probably would be one of the normal / cheaper ones as I don't think Fantasias energy does much to justify the higher price.

Couldn't agree more; in my experience I am not a casa guy, but I have not found price to be a good an indicator of quality in these places. And semis / non-pros are usually the best for obvious reasons.

[JonnyPokerStar]

I'll leave it to the other members as I don't have much personal experience with that, only what I read on the forum and photos online. I believe Hotel Ibiza is considered one of the best here.

And just to clarify. It's not like the rooms aren't cleaned each time, it's just that the standard is generally low for western sensibilities and bathrooms can look pretty unappealing too. Most often no showerhead or warm water as well.

Yeah but the showers at ground zero are world class, just. Pipe sticking out the wall with unrestricted water pressure, hot enough to scald you if you're into that. I'm sure to visit ground zero at least once a week as the shower there is so superior to that of my middle class apartment.

[JonnyPokerStar]

You are overpaying out the ying yang.

I wonder how high they got on the leaderboard wi that sale.

[CkNice11]

1 million each and no BBBJ. Might be the most absurd thing I've ever read on here.

I hope those chicks know he just a one off and the rest of us gringos aren't that silly.

[Osteoknot]

A shortcut workaround some may find useful for making casa selections is to only remember the names and girls you may want to select and immediately forget those you don't. Our minds have limited powers of recall. When a girl you find undesirable approaches you, greet her with whatever variation of a nod or handshake the casa is using then forget her right away. When a girl you see as a possibility appears, remember her name. It narrows the list considerably and makes much more efficient use of memory. It's not that often you need to remember more than a handful. Also, the casas will ask the girls to come out all at once or one at a time a second time on request.

Remember certain names and forget the others. Brilliant. There is no mnemonic device in your example. And how do you know when you choose to "remember" a girl, that a subsequent girl won't supplant your opinion? Or that the one you didn't notice at first turns out to be one of the better choices? Oh, that's right, you have to remember to forget, or forget to remember, jajajaja.

Have you ever taken a step back to look at how much of what you write, is drivel at best?

Here's the problem with guys who exhibit your type of "Knowledge". You get it right roughly half the time. I can toss a coin and get the same result. A person who is wrong all the time is more valuable because then I can do the opposite. With you it's a crap shoot. You remind me of FunLover. I probably wouldn't even give your posts more than a passing glance now that I have eliminated my Ignore List. That's where you were and belonged. But if you are going to take the extra step to give yourself a username with meaning, then at least back it up with some semblance of reality. To me, you appear delusional. If you username was "Fancypants" or "sneezesalot" or something nonsensical like "osteoknot" then I could cut you some slack. But "Knowledge?" Give me a break.

Pen and notepad, as mentioned. Thanks for playing.

[RedKing18]

How does one go about finding and adding Medellin women on FB while he is stateside before he goes? I'm about 3 weeks out and have a lot of work to do! Any help, even a phone call would be very appreciated if anyone is willing to spend a few minutes on the phone. I know I know RTFF but it's like 1600 pages! Who has that kinda time! It's not like it's divided up into nice categories like: phones, money exchange, lodging, FL's, casas, FB, websites ect. (would be really nice if someone put together a guide). I'm mostly interested in FB women, semi and nonpros. I'd like to avoid casas, el centro, I. E. Picking up girls right on the street. I'll be in town for 2 months to legit study Spanish and women are a secondary priority. Seriously any help, a beginners guide, basic info, a meet up in Medellin would be more than appreciated.

[Mr Enternational]

1 million each and no BBBJ. Might be the most absurd thing I've ever read on here.

2. 4 million pesos? $560? I am glad that my dick works onsite and I don't need to take pussy to a special place to fuck it.

[Combo]

You are overpaying out the ying yang.

1 million each and no BBBJ. Might be the most absurd thing I've ever read on here.

[Elvis 2008]

They quoted 1. 3 million each for all night I got them down to 1 m each. Paid the 200 k exit fee for each. Again no issues getting the girls in at the Marriott no one even checked for ids and Evan ordered room service. Great session even though no BBBJ. These girls Rosalie and Sara both very hot morenas Sara more natural and Rosalie with implants good combo since they are friends.

It is good to see the Marriott has changed their guest policy; it it my favorite hotel in Medellin.

And pulling two hotties out of La Isla for $230 apiece for the night is a good rate. I paid $80 an hour for a beauty from there and a different girl asked for $160 for the hour, so you did fine. The guys who question how much you paid have no clue what quality is. When I went to La Isla, it was the single greatest collection of beautiful women in Colombia I had seen. I had heard it went downhill and then up again.

Guys want to compare the rates of women to those glue sniffers in El Centro but some of us are and were willing to pay for beauty. They do not understand that if you want a woman like this in the USA, it is $1000 an hour. https://tryst.link/escort/mira_1.

So $230 for the whole night for a comparable woman is a bargain. The guys who criticize you see no difference between a woman from La Isla and one in Centro.