Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

I normally say "that's a nice photo." Is that OK?

I never tell a woman I've not met in person that she's beautiful. The photo might be ten years old or the person in the photo might not be the person you're communicating with.

[NiceFirst]

And most of them, when they get to the USA, find a better deal and are gone.

Reminds me of this Colombian woman I met at a party. I didn't ask her how she came here, but the fact that she didn't have any family in the US made me think she must have been one of those. Anyway, she was super "white" in her manners and conversations, very entitled too, you would have thought she was a 18 year old brought up in a rich suburb if if wasn't for her Colombian accent and her wear and tear. She didn't even say Hi to me and my friends and she only knew only 1 person at the party recently, but everyone else was long time friend to me. She was the newcomer and we were totally ignored. She didn't even speak Spanish when spoken to. Later when we asked her to take a group picture, and only 1 dude in the picture was white and she said only him looked American in the picture. So there you go, the reason why she ignored us in the beginning was because she was racist. She was light brown and way past her prime. Maybe she was an 8, years ago when she came over.

On the other hand, I've met nice decent Colombian women who married white guys and not dumped him for a better deal. But they were late 40's and the husbands late 50's. So, the lesson here is not to bring a young hot Colombian over here because they will turn "very white" and dump you.

[Turgid]

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful.......

I never tell a woman I've not met in person that she's beautiful. The photo might be ten years old or the person in the photo might not be the person you're communicating with.

[JustTK]

But I wouldn't expect more than crickets from most chicas by asking "que buscas".

I Have no idea what Onion means by 'crickets', but if he were in Thailand that would be a legitiimate answer.

[Mr Enternational]

Except on SA, that is a common question.

It is a common question asked by ladies on dating sites. I usually only ask it in return if they ask me. Women ask dumb questions anyway. On most dating sites what people are looking for is already in their profile. I am not going to first ask something that is already there to be read.

I think it is stupid for them to ask me how old I am and where I am from. And when they voluntarily tell me shit that is already in their profile I think it is weird. Chicks are like I am from Colombia. And I am like duh bich duh.

[Nounce]

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But I wouldn't expect more than crickets from most chicas by asking "que buscas".

Except on SA, that is a common question.

[Surfer500]

I haven't noticed any chica price increases but if you are expecting it hard enough I don't doubt facebook or seeking arrangement girls will accommodate you. Anyway, back to the exchange rate, something unexpected happened to me today. I paid for lunch with a credit card; the exchange rate was 4749, rather a pleasant surprise.

You sure about what you got as the exchange rate, seems hard to believe when the Visa exchange rate was over 100 COP below that.

Yesterday would of been a good day to buy a pricey electronic device or other products at the rate you got.

Regardless, it appears as though the ATM rate USD to COP peaked yesterday and is down today.

My bet is your lunch cost more than a session in Centro, it used to be that $ 10 USD would get you a rato in a cheap love motel in Centro, now were getting below $ 9 USD.

It's totally mind blowing how cheap it can be here compared to the rest of the world for foreigners.

[Osteoknot]

Truck squashes moto, jejeje, And I was on the back of one being piloted by Catgirl when I saw this.

Don't worry, no one was hurt.

Same trip on the moto, second foto, Catgirl sending a shout-out. We were at the Medellin equivalent of Lowes or Home Depot buying construction supplies, except I would not say equivalent. Medellin is much better at the mega-stores than the US of A, IMO.

Finally, an erratum. I called her moto brand a "Vulcan" the other day, which is funny as fuck because I was messaging about Star Trek with John Gault when I wrote that, but the actual moto brand is "Victory."

Victory is a made-in-Colombia brand of moto. Victory is to Auteco what Lexus is to Toyota.

[Osteoknot]

I'd like to come visit Medellin soon as my first Monger vaction. How hard is to find super sloppy facefucking with CIM? (No Condom of course).

I am not sure I have a feel for that because I love that option but I have also put in the time to train specific chicas to do so, time you may not have at your disposal. My suggestion, albeit, I have never specifically done it for that request, is to go to a casa, and ask the Madam to give you the chica who can provide that service and the be prepared to tip for it, 50-100 mil COP.

Another just as realistic option that I have done is go to Ground Zero and tell the chica what you are going to do to her and agree upon the price ahead of time. That's a little riskier and more chancy because a lot of those chicas will say or agree to anything just to get you into a room and then balk or try to change the deal. But sometimes you can hit the jackpot and find some random street girl or candygirl who is just into it and will blow you beyond your wildest dreams for a song and a dance! Good luck, happy hunting and Ostee Out!

[Osteoknot]

You can be direct with very good results by telling them what you are looking for rather than asking them to volunteer that infomation.

Better yet is a couple superficial remarks beforehand with feigned polilteness as suggested by JBee

But I wouldn't expect more than crickets from most chicas by asking "que buscas".

And maybe you weren't either but the culture here is very much into politeness and respect, especially and including the prepago chicas.

My grandmother used to say, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" and then I used to think, "Why are we trying to catch flies exactly?"

Ostee Out.

[Osteoknot]

I enjoyed the fotos of the sisters. THanks for sharing. We may not always have the same taste in women, but in this case we do. Those appear to be my type for sure!

What are my tastes in women? I honestly don't know. Jeje, sometimes it feels like my criteria starts and stops at, do they have at least two available wet holes? But then somehow I end up with some real spectacular chicas who blow my socks and other appendages off. Do you perceive I have a certain type of chica? The only common denominator I am consciously aware of is, young (and legal, of course). Ostee Out!

[Lucky Nuts]

Yeah haha I'm not the most patient person. My conversations usually go like this:

Me: hola senorita.

Her: hola.

Me: que buscas.

Crickets.

You can be direct with very good results by telling them what you are looking for rather than asking them to volunteer that infomation.

Better yet is a couple superficial remarks beforehand with feigned polilteness as suggested by JBee

But I wouldn't expect more than crickets from most chicas by asking "que buscas".

[Knowledge]

This really is very good advice. The typically quick gringo conversation of "what time are we meeting this afternoon" in Colombia is "good afternoon, how are you, I'm well and how are you, how nice, what are you doing, I'm watching TV, oh are you busy, I wanted to know if we can meet."

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you want to get to know her. She's more likely to respond favorably if she feels like she'll enjoy spending time with you.

[Asitis]

First of all, many thanks to all the contributors and the excellent maps!

14th of July: Centro.

Zandaly: Arrived around 3 pm, 8 to 10 girls and 2 customers, quite dark but enough light to see the girls.

Picked Angel for 50 k /30 min, paid the mamasan and went to the room (small and clean).

Angel just got a baby 6 months ago, so no extra (to preserve good health she said).

Quite nice girl, smiling and no rush. She's a flaca petite light skin. Cute face with some light acne damage though.

She offered a massage (quite poor but gentle) then CBJ, action missionary and finished doggy.

Shower offered before and after.

I'll go again to try some other girls, some were to my taste.

Went to check for a burner phone at Celudmovil but couldn't find refurbished ones.

Took a tour around Botero plaza and Parroquia de la Veracruz. Saw some nice SW around. I'll go back.

[Orion4]

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you want to get to know her. She's more likely to respond favorably if she feels like she'll enjoy spending time with you.

Yeah haha I'm not the most patient person. My conversations usually go like this:

Me: hola senorita.

Her: hola.

Me: que buscas.

Crickets.