Medellin Reports

[Recondite]

I have some friendly advice and a request for the newbies when talking to paisas on Facebook. Please be subtle about what you want especially with the chicas that don't have a million gringo or prepago friends. Don't just ask every chica how much to suck your dick or get fucked in the ass right off the bat. If you take the time to chat with them they will make it pretty clear if they are looking for money for sex or not. I'm setting things up for a trip to Medellin on Saturday and have had three chicas I've chatted with tell me without asking they aren't P4 P or ask why I wanted to see them. This tells me some people are leading all their chats with pricing and sex acts no matter who the chica is. Trust me you may be missing out on nonpro sex if you lead this way all the time. I know not all of you are into that but I'm personally a big fan.

Now, these questions did not end up being a big deal for me with any of the chicas I was chatting with. However, those of us who want to pick up nonpros lose in the end if these chicas continue to get more jaded about foreigners. Fewer of them will answer a random message from one of us in that case.

For anyone's reference here are some of my signs to help tell she is a prepago or sexworker (I. E. Selling content) on Facebook: 1) she has a lot of gringo friends and male friends that like all her photos 2) she has lots of other friends in the Medellin prepago network 3) She has lots of photos in underwear (I think bathing suits don't count) 4) When you chat with her she agrees to see you very quickly without many questions, 5) she may be very flaky chatting especially if you aren't in town, 6) if you are in town and setting up a meeting she will eventually bring up price herself.

In contrast she may be non or semipro if 1) MOST IMPORTANTLY she is happy to chat with you a lot and wants to learn about you and your life and tell you about her life, 2) she doesn't have loads of monger friends, though maybe a few, 3) she has lots of pictures of her family and friends on her page, 4) she may have work outfits on in pictures, 5) she may have a higher ratio of girls liking her photos, 6) posts from grandmas, aunts, close family on her page.

My BIG disclaimer would be none of these signs are perfect on their own. But once you see multiple of these signs together you can start to be more confident about how direct to be.

Anyway, I'm excited to be back in Medellin again soon and to see how the prospects I've been lining up work out.

[RubberDuckyBos]

At "A lower / higher end" steakhouse. Yes, putting a high price tag on something does not automatically means it's the best, and it's good to differentiate between paying for the sake of paying, and paying for the experience.

As far as I am concerned, I have been to the best steakhouse in the world, Bern's in Tampa, Florida. Playboy magazine agrees with me. If you follow up on their Website read "Their story", it is the quintessential American dream. Mrs. Bern just died in 2022, but their son carries on the business.

Been awhile since I have been to Bern's, but I recall you order by cut and weight of steak. Of course, anything over medium is strongly discouraged and over medium-well is strictly verbotten, and there are no steak sauces on the premises. I highly recommend it. Try to get seated in the dessert room, if you can.

I bet a friend once to ask for a bottle of ketchup. They asked him to leave.

Went to Berns maybe 15 years ago. It was great. However some of my friends who have been there more recently say it was not that good anymore FYI.

[Nil Admirari]

...... Today is Independence Day, a national holiday, and more storefronts are closed than usual compared to most other holidays which usually seem to occur on a Monday. Depending on how you count them, and including religious holidays, Colombia has among the most if not the most national holidays of any country in the world. I say that is one of the reasons people here seem so chill.....

Osteo's right about Colombia as the Land of the Never-Ending Fiestas. Last weekend when I arrived at the airport, my driver showed up with colored streamers tied to his car. When I asked him if he was coming from a wedding, he said no, it's the "the día de la Virgen del Carmen", patrona de los conductors (the day of Virgin Carmen, patron of the transport workers). One wonders if Colombia reserves a patron virgin day holiday for each of the professions: "el día de los abogados" (lawyers) or "de los manicuras". Or "día de las putas" for that matter.

Then yesterday morning (in search of fresh talent to refresh my depleted chica stable) I decided to make the rounds of the El Centro casas only to find that Zandalay, Casa Cuba, and New Life (and Fantasia Energy in Estadio) were all shuttered up for Independence Day. I did find Amigas Sexy and Dulces Compañias open, each with about 8 chicas available, but none nubile enough to get my juices flowing. Paid the covers, and left.

Having a small window available for some afternoon dalliance, I decided to revisit Happy Massage in Belén de la Palmas, and called in advance to book their basic "Erótico Clásico"service in advance. I had been there once before back in February and had an excellent massage (from a pleasant looking Afro-Colombiana). This time I was greeted by a quite attractive, European-looking masseuse (Sofia by name) and the experience was off-the-charts terrific--by far the best erotic massage I've had outside of a Japanese Nuru-style rubdown.

Happy Massage is located on a quiet street of single-family homes, with an identifying "Happy" very discretely displayed on a nameplate by the door. The massage rooms themselves are handsomely decorated, with warm / soft lighting, little Buddist statuettes, incense in the air, and seductive / relaxing music playing in the background. Sofia started with my feet, and, with excellent sensuous technique, and building slowly up over the hour to the climactic handjob. Her HJ technique itself was unique and amazing, more an intricate massage rather than any stroking, that brought me gradually to an incredible climax. And, so, my Independence Day excursions did have a Happy Ending after all, literally and figuratively.

The joint's definitely not cheap. Even if you don't opt to visit, you might get a kick from perusing the Spa's elaborate website. Under "Servicios básicos" you'll find details on four packages starting with the "Erótico Clásico" for 165 k / HR and then two packages for "Servicios Especiales" with "Trato de Novios" topping the options at 290 k and pricing for about 8 extras at 30 k each. I'm not sure (didn't ask) but I don't think "full service" sex is on the menu. At the bottom of the page is a link to a brochure with more information.

[Py141]

I met this chick on tinder. Maybe 8/10 face and 10/10 bod. Never paid for sex before and thinking about giving it a try. She says she wants to charge me 250 k. I asked her "250 k for how long" and I thought she was going to say 1 hour since that's the rate I've typically seen on here, and she says "for as long as you need. " and I was like "all night" and she said "yes, if you need".

Initially, I was telling her I don't really want to pay someone to have sex with me cause it won't turn me on as much knowing I'm paying for it (this is probably true, but I haven't tested my theory yet), and she like "you're so handsome, no girl is going to fake it. " is this a trap since the price is so cheap?

I stalked her IG and it seems legit. Also I'm Asian, and she seems to have an Asian fetish so from that perspective this seems legit.

Don't want to die. Only 29 and got a kid back home.

[Osteoknot]

Just a heads up for those that plan to be in town this weekend. The plan is to cut off the water this weekend. Check the news for specifics.

Thanks for the heads up.

I like WC Fields attitude about water:

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. "

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. ".

"I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

Jajajaja, one of the greatest all-time comedians, WC Fields.

[Py141]

What's the general feel about going to clubs alone? I've never gone alone before, and it seems like everyone in Medellin is going in groups.

[RiceRocket99]

Took 2 amigas out clubbing last night in Manrique la 45 on Colombian Independence Day. You would think the parties should be the day before, but nope these paisas keep the rumba going like there's no tomorrow. One amiga lives in Aranjuez by la 92, which is their zona rosa. When I went to pick her up, that area was popping and hot paisas in every corner omfg, definitely need to go back and take a closer look jajaja. Hit up Zenith Club in la 45. I was the only gringo there the whole time from 10 pm till 3 am. My body, especially my liver and nostrils definitely feeling the pain today. Saw a bunch of typical barrio dudes, but also a good amount of hot and spicy barrio chicas. Bottle service starts at 90 mil, can't beat that price. There's a cool restaurant called Hangar M45 by Zenith that has an airplane theme with actual airplane seats, parts, and cockpit. The waiters / waitresses wear pilot / flight attendant attire. Go check it out! Don't worry, you won't get robbed or kidnapped out there. Ummm maybe a slight chance jajaja. I kid.

[Cursnoop]

When it comes to Mongering there is only one thing I like about the USA. There is no such thing as girl friendly. You pay for the room and no questions asked.

The not girl friendly thing is to stop sexual tourism in places where families.

[Orgasmico]

Just a heads up for those that plan to be in town this weekend. The plan is to cut off the water this weekend. Check the news for specifics.

[RamDavidson84]

Anybody know a place you can bet sports, specifically UFC? A good place to watch American sports Saturday night? Best Casinos? I went to the one casino in poblado and it looks like just a bunch of slot machines and shit like that. I am a roulettle, black jack, poker guy.

[RamDavidson84]

Didn't know it was still open. Any more details?

Not really much else to add. Girl was 300 k for all night, I could have knocked her down I am sure, but she was cool and very sexy so I simped, my bad.

[Osteoknot]

Have you ever done anything that was so new and fun that you couldn't believe you never thought of it before? In fact, perhaps many of you already discovered this.

As I have discussed here before, I am not a stranger to surfing Web camming sites and I have a few favorite models I have been following for years.

I had one such model pulled up on-line already when one of my regular chicas came by in the middle of the night for a booty call. I suddenly had the thought of having the model on-line watch my chica give me a blow-job.

I asked the model on-line and she quickly agreed. Of course, she gets tipped for watching in the form of tokens per minute while the camera on my computer is turned on. Her rate was a very cheap, eight tokens per minute.

The technology worked purrfektly. I was in my favorite blowjob position on my side. Pumpkin was mostly under the covers with her head sticking out and I put my laptop on the pillow next to my head. I had slight performance anxiety knowing I was being watched and in fact filmed since we got a copy of a video of the session after it was over. But I was able to block the feeling and Pumpkin's magical mouth gave me a full-mast hard-on within less than three minutes.

I couldn't see the model's face during flagrante delicto. We called time after about 8 minutes. Let me tell you, the video is priceless. All it shows is the models face and reaction while watching Pumpkin give me a close-up blowjob. Her eyes were riveted and never waivered. Watching her facial expressions knowing she was watching me and Pumpkin was hawt as fuk-fuk-fuk.

I showed the priceless video to my maid with whom I have been flirting for months while she was cleaning my room this morning. She shocked the hell out of me when she said, "Next time, you should have the girl on the video masturbate while she watches you and your girlfriend".

Excellent suggestion.

[Orgasmico]

Mansion has some cuties weekend nights. These girls provide great GFE and are a fun time. I think he was the owner, but a guy grabbed me and the girl I was with and made me do shots with him behind the bar. Just wanted to have a good time, but kind of annoying on the other hand as I didn't want to rip multiple shots LOL. It was his barbecue so I wasn't going to say no and be a dick.

Does anyone else find it annoying there is not more seating in the Mansion? Like a place to sit and chat with the girls? The room with the leather seats quickly gets filled up and then you have to dance and mingle on the dance floor, which gets old quick when your Spanish is as bad as mine. Over all a good and safe point and click spot.

Didn't know it was still open. Any more details?

[Turgid]

When it comes to Mongering there is only one thing I like about the USA. There is no such thing as girl friendly. You pay for the room and no questions asked.

The policy in the US is to attack you at the pick up point.

[Surfer500]

Thank you for the info. For sure Don Diablo is too pricey. Is that large modern looking grey / green buidling at where Carrera 32 d merges with Calle 10? If So its way up the hill but it sounds like its worth the climb LOL.

Yes the green building, the place is worth trying.

You can also order steaks thru Rappi, they have a kilo of rib eye you can get either whole or four pieces, and it's dry aged.

I ordered them once for a BBQ, and they were very good for Colombian beef, but unfortunately nothing compared to prime meats you can get in the US.