Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

Can't remember the exact details, nothing disastrous other than I told myself, "never again."

YMMV.

[Fun Luvr]

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

If you were inquiring about rooms during the flower festival, that may be a reason for the increase.

[Queens35]

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

[JjBee62]

Are there roaches? What is the general condition?

I don't think he's in town yet. One of my friends has stayed there and had no complaints. Good value, chica friendly.

[JjBee62]

I'm staying here it even comes with a spa tub located directly in central.

A friend has stayed there a few times and had no complaints.

[JjBee62]

It is in fact one of several well known punter clubhouses around town. I'm not sure the prevailing facebook rate is different there except those situations where girls convince guys they are somehow special, fresher, or whatever guys need to hear to perceive value.

I've never stayed there and probably never will. However, most overcharging issues can be avoided by negotiating a price before letting them know where you're staying.

[Osteoknot]

Probably the quickest way to get rid of penis road rash is to use Baby Rash Diaper Ointment which I believe is zinc oxide. It's a very sticky white ointment which I have used in the past, however not of lately.

As your aware, if your in a situation where your Chicas are not naturally wet enough to avoid the friction when a pussy is dry, which causes road rash, you could use a lubricant, such as Astroglide, but I haven't seen it here in the pharmacies, but I haven't been in a sex shop here, so perhaps it's sold here.

But I'm sure your on top of which lubricants work best based on your experiences travelling the Hershey Highways. LOL.

The secret for me it to wrap the penis in an aloe panito as I showed after applying the ointment. This creates an occlusive dressing of sorts, and helps keep the salve from evaporating and drives the medicine into the skin.

Also worth noting, "creams" are water based and soluble, while "ointment" are grease based, and I would generally recommend leaning toward the latter for these purposes but that is personal preference.

Your diaper rash white cream is a good suggestion, if a little messy. If I had my druthers I would go with 5% hydrocortisone ointment.

Also, as far as I am concerned the gold standard of lubes is 100% liquid silicone. Expensive, but really the best value because you use it by the drop. Be careful not to buy silicone containing lubes but only 100% pure silicone. The stuff is amazing and has to be felt to be believed. If there is a drawback, it's a little light for heavy duty tight penetration.

Last night I took Pumpkin's anal virginity and had to rely on the old standby, KY Jelly, to gitter done. I paid her 500 mil COP because she was desperate for money. A few days earlier I paid 50 mil COP for the same thing, so as you can see I am flexible.

The deal for her to get paid was I had to cum in her ass. Took two attempts, I had to reposition her once, face down, stomach on two pillows, butt in the air. The key there was to get her head smashed up against the headboard so she couldn't run away when I went full bore on her. Mission accomplished. She said she would never do it again, but money always wins in the end. She was sobbing, crying and even screaming at a couple of points. I have a pace that I will take. I won't ram it home but I won't waste have the fucking night trying to accommodate her hole, either. In the end (punny), she was all smiles with the ten, cincuenta notes were in the palm of her hand.

Back in the day, my dear old mongering dad swore by water-based, Albolene cream as a sex lube, said "it didn't stain the sheets".

[Surfer500]

Do you suffer the Mongerer's Malady? Has too much sex left your little Johnson red, sore, and wilted from overactivity? Do what all Fun Luvr's do and apply a cool, soothing hydrocortisone gel to my personal private, and then wrap him in a cool aloe panito or moist towelette after that scorching session of sex, and he will be back in action in no time!

Probably the quickest way to get rid of penis road rash is to use Baby Rash Diaper Ointment which I believe is zinc oxide. It's a very sticky white ointment which I have used in the past, however not of lately.

As your aware, if your in a situation where your Chicas are not naturally wet enough to avoid the friction when a pussy is dry, which causes road rash, you could use a lubricant, such as Astroglide, but I haven't seen it here in the pharmacies, but I haven't been in a sex shop here, so perhaps it's sold here.

But I'm sure your on top of which lubricants work best based on your experiences travelling the Hershey Highways. LOL.

[Orgasmico]

I'm staying here it even comes with a spa tub located directly in central.

Are there roaches? What is the general condition?

[DonMedellin]

I always bring 2 phones when I come to Medellin but was curious if anyone has had success with bringing 3 or 4+? They're all iphones if that matters.

If anyone asks, just say 1st one is for work, 2nd one is for wife, 3rd and 4th are for your colombian girls friends.

[LebaneseBlonde]

I'm staying here it even comes with a spa tub located directly in central.

[Osteoknot]

Do you suffer the Mongerer's Malady? Has too much sex left your little Johnson red, sore, and wilted from overactivity? Do what all Fun Luvr's do and apply a cool, soothing hydrocortisone gel to my personal private, and then wrap him in a cool aloe panito or moist towelette after that scorching session of sex, and he will be back in action in no time!

[DragonLink]

Thanks for making foreigners look bad. Being drunk is no excuse. You attached yourself to some locals who were friendly enough to let you join them because they were just friendly people or they did not know how to get rid of you. You stupidly try to get a married woman from the group to go to your hotel. You could not pick up on any verbal or no-verbal ques? Your post kept mentioning that you were saving yourself for tomorrow. There were girls everywhere to be had but this is the one you chose to go after? Based on the rest of your report, you're a sure winner.

I'm not sure what part of "they both laughed it off" you didn't understand. We were all being friendly and exchanging numbers, we even texted each other pics today. Not sure why you're just choosing to interpret the opposite of what I wrote and claimed happened. What other parts of my story do you think I'm lying about, or do you know what happened better than I do?

[Orion4]

I always bring 2 phones when I come to Medellin but was curious if anyone has had success with bringing 3 or 4+? They're all iphones if that matters.

What's the issue with multiple phones? Customs? I'm going to MDE on Tuesday. I've been traveling with 2 iPhones and 2 Galaxies since I've gotten to Colombia (Cali Bogota and Cartagena) without issue.

[L00PY]

Thanks for the break down. Really enjoyed Zandalay on my last visit but didn't know about #1, 4 or 5. What's your impression of the Nuti?

I liked Zandalay a lot too. But it's almost just as much about the luck of the draw and the session. It could have easily been #1 in my book.

I like the Nuti a lot. My first trip I stayed on La 70, in Parque Lleras (the park was undergoing renovations), and at the Nuti. My second trip I stayed at the Nuti only. It's just so centrally located that its biggest drawbacks of perceived safety and aging façade / interior are tolerable. The value is unparalleled at under $25 a night and the service at the Nuti is above average too.

On a side note, I suspect they renovating from the top floor (10th) down. The higher up, the better and more expensive the rooms. Tourists will be on six up. On the 4th floor appear to be mostly locals (and medical outpatients? The rooms on the 4th floor are much more basic (CRT TV level basic). If you have the option for a higher floor, take it. The differences are minor though. For example, on my room on the sixth floor, I had two fabric side chairs and table. In the rooms on seven and eight, I saw a long leather bench instead of the two chairs. The central light fixture of the room was fancier on higher floors too. TV, fridge, beds, and the rest appeared to be the same between six, seven, and eight. The the higher floors might have been painted more recently too.

Yes, you can pay more for a nicer hotel, in a better neighborhood, with better restaurants for dinner nearby. But given that I found myself travelling back to that general area pretty much every day, so just staying in that general area made sense. Once you've made that decision, I think Nuti is an acceptable choice. As a huge red flag and in the interests of full disclosure, on my first trip I heard of people complaining of pests but I didn't see anything and they did pass through to spray. This trip I actually saw (and killed) a roach once in my room in the two weeks I was there. I saw roaches elsewhere in the hotel too.

Again, at $25 a night, I'm willing to put up with it.