Medellin Reports

[SuperSaint]

Many of San Peter aptos are just above a disco. Rumba is bad Thurs thru Sat. Egina is not chica friendly nor is Dorado la 70. Merlott and Parque 70 were / may be chica friendly but these are smaller rooms suited for a few nights. Get a block or two off 70 for good sleep. Cheers.

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

[Surfer500]

And I'm not talking Pampa grills all over the place. Like a place to get a porterhouse or tomahawk and good sides.

A lower / higher end steakhouse called Madurando, it's in the vicanaz mall off calle 10 above LLeras on the top floor I believe. They have dry aged meats hanging in several glass see thru refrigerators. I had a dry aged New York, and it was good, probably the best I've had in Medellin that wasn't imported. Still though nothing like a Prime New York in the EEUU.

The place is way cheaper than Don Diablo, which I thought meats weren't all that good. As I recall it's next's to Carmens one of the highest end places to eat.

[JjBee62]

Booking for my first trip to the mansion. What are the advantages and disadvantages of booking between M1 and M2? I know one of them has a hill to trek up but I'm not worried about that. Just seeing if there's more to each place before I book. Thanks!

The girls hang out at the pool at M1 and at the bar at M1. There is no bar at M2 and if you want to hang out at the pool with a girl at M2, you'll have to go find one.

Also, unless you're used to steep hills at high altitude, that hill can kick your ass.

[Mojo Bandit]

And I'm not talking Pampa grills all over the place. Like a place to get a porterhouse or tomahawk and good sides.

Don Diablo Steakhouse is the real thing. Dry-aged meat. Honestly if a Steakhouse doen't have dry-aged meat it's a crappy Steakhouse. This place really is a New York style Steakhouse and with New York style prices.

http://dondiablo.co/

Carrera 36 a few buildings north of Calle 10 A / west side of the road.

Copy and paste this into Google Maps:

Cra. 36 #10 A-45 2nd piso, Medelland, El Poblado, Medelland, Antioquia, Colombia.

[PolloNegro]

Being back in Medellin is truly a blast. I had a blast hanging out with Nounce and we hung out in Park Botero over the weekend. I saw an increase in girls in the park and the park was filled with some brown skin girls. I saw a girl that I had banged a few times and I immediately called her over and asked her how much for a date and she told me $40 mil. Without hesitation I immediately told her I was going to walk around with Nounce and I would return. That's exactly what I did and I returned shortly thereafter and she was ready.

We went into the most popular hotel next to the church and the damn hotel was packed with about 15 clients waiting in the hallway. So we went to a hotel that she knew about and it was very plain but the hotel allowed me to do what I wanted to do and this girl did not disappoint. She allowed me to take as many photos as I wanted and as many positions as I wanted. We spent about an hour together and it was like dejavu all over again.

I was happy to see so many dark skinned girls in the park because in the past it would be so few that the one's who were in the park had an attitude that they should be paid more and you should ask them for an appointment, they would not even approach you as a client. The only concern that I had with the influx of new dark skinned girls is that they brought their husbands, brothers, protectors to the park with them and they hang around as though you have to get permission from them to ask the girl for a date. I don't know about anyone else, but I am not asking a girl for a date who has a young dude hanging around like a car in tow. I don't know if they are going to rob, extort, or antagonize me as a client so until I can get them alone to talk to them, it's a no go for me, but some of them were really attractive and my speed. As long as I have my list of girls and can get girls to come over in the blink of an eye. I won't take any unnecessary chances just to bang a girl.

I have no idea if the price of girls has risen because the girls at the park seem to be at a steady rate with me, so I have no complaints. I can tell you that a few girls approached me and gave me some ridiculous rates like 70 mil and condom Bjs, I immediately ran them off. The price was too high and they already were imposing restrictions. Whenever a girls starts with restrictions I immediately move on. I am at the park for the things you can do, not to find out what you are not willing to do. So many girls spoke to me and were quickly turned away. I don't care if I am a gringo, you are not going to upsell me then put restrictions on your services. You need to find another client for that, LOL! Pollo Negro is out!

[NearSighted]

And I'm not talking Pampa grills all over the place. Like a place to get a porterhouse or tomahawk and good sides.

It has been a while, but I remember El Correo just off Nutibara Avenue in Laureles as being excellent and not terribly expensive.

[Nclpimp]

And I'm not talking Pampa grills all over the place. Like a place to get a porterhouse or tomahawk and good sides.

[TheNakedIndian]

Booking for my first trip to the mansion. What are the advantages and disadvantages of booking between M1 and M2? I know one of them has a hill to trek up but I'm not worried about that. Just seeing if there's more to each place before I book. Thanks!

[Villainy]

Caribe crushed my right nut during vigorous sex months ago during my previous trip here. I say "serious" because the subsequent complication of urinary retention with sepsis nearly killed me.

Ahh yes! Caribe the nut-crusher!

[Osteoknot]

Of all the countries I have been to Colombia is the one in which my penis gets the most work. However, it never gets sore. My complaint has been my balls which tend to hurt after a while. Ball deep banging does take a toll.

Caribe crushed my right nut during vigorous sex months ago during my previous trip here. I say "serious" because the subsequent complication of urinary retention with sepsis nearly killed me.

I am still not 100% and not sure I ever will be. After some ball banging now I get an ache in my right nut that feels like I have been kicked. I can feel a little pea-sized nodule on my right nut that wasn't there before. My jism does not shoot out like it did before. At least my right nut returned to normal size, it was over double the size of the unaffected, left side.

After a long day of sex now sometimes I have to reach for some Aleve which takes care of the ache.

I may have had an actual partial rupture of the tunica albuginea, and the nodule most likely represents scar tissue and clog of one of the seminiferous tubules (I didn't check my spelling on the anatomy parts).

I never went to a doctor and I don't believe that would've changed the outcome I am living with now.

Other than that, everything seems to be working fine, jajajaja.

TMI? I don't think so. Be careful out there.

[Turgid]

Do you suffer the Mongerer's Malady? Has too much sex left your little Johnson red, sore, and wilted from overactivity? Do what all Fun Luvr's do and apply a cool, soothing hydrocortisone gel to my personal private, and then wrap him in a cool aloe panito or moist towelette after that scorching session of sex, and he will be back in action in no time!

Of all the countries I have been to Colombia is the one in which my penis gets the most work. However, it never gets sore. My complaint has been my balls which tend to hurt after a while. Ball deep banging does take a toll.

[Surfer500]

If you were inquiring about rooms during the flower festival, that may be a reason for the increase.

A lot of places are getting booked up for the festival, and some places do jack their prices up.

[JjBee62]

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

I only recall reading one review for it and it wasn't good. I can't recall what the issues were, only that it wasn't recommended.

[Osteoknot]

Joke is on me, I extended my flight date home for a couple more weeks instead of tomorrow. Catgirl then tells me, ummm, my Domincan Replublic boyfriend flew in today for a couple of weeks. At least she was honest and up front about it. As to why she didn't tell me sooner she said his flight just got confirmed yesterday. In all fairness, I was supposedly leaving tomorrow. She only has one other serious boyfriend or novia, while I have my List of ten girls, the Top Five of which are also considered novias. Plus, I know and fuck so many more.

I overheard her telling him on the phone the other day, "No, you will never replace him, he (me) is my Number One for always, and that will never change". To quote Bill Murray in Caddyshack, "So I got that goin' for me, which is nice".

I immediately decided to make some extra-sweet lemonade out of this lemon squeeze. These two chubbettes came over earlier, and that includes the best pair of boobs around on the one chica behind me, while the other is famous for her "twin holes", with a mouth and pussy that feel exactly the same when I am deep plunging her with my heat-seeking-moisture-missile.

I was coincidentally telling L00 PY (the stupid auto-editor puts in the extra space) in my room the other night that I like to close open loops. Remember the scorching hawt blonde I was supposed to fuck the other night? After being several hours late, Secret called me and told me she was accompanying her which would be a repeat set-up for the disaster at the end of our first encounter. I told her thanks, no, stay home I would not see them, maybe next trip and I went to bed. Less than one hour later the front desk rings me, I don't answer. Few minutes later they are knocking on my door which continued off and on for half an hour. Ten Whassap calls and I don't know how many messages. I never answered the door. I promised never to block Secret again after the most recent debacle surrounding these two, but I deleted all her messages without reading them. Haven't heard from her since.

If I would've answered the door I would undoubtedly had repeat sex with one of the hottest chicas you can imagine and a skilled performer to boot. But every now and then I have to take a stand and set limits our boundaries, especially for Secret, one of the most mercenary pros I have ever met. I was somewhat proud of myself for letting the big head do the thinking this time, instead of the little head, and that's what I meant by taking one for the team.

Who should I cross paths with other than Nounce? Wow, I may lose count but I think that makes seven for seven, guys who I have met from ISG who are stand-up and stellar, emphasis on stellar with dude. When it comes times to choose sides, I want to be on the same team as this guy.

If I don't get any unexpected booty calls I am going to rest up tonight. Follow up on Pumpkin, she says her poop chute is fine with zero pain after last night, so maybe my experience does account for something or just as likely I got lucky. She said she would never do it again. I predict she will end up asking me for it. She is one of those chicas who says no to everything at first, but then once she tries it, she likes it. I told her to tell the next guy with whom she does anal that she is an anal virgin to maximize the upcharge and I taught her the anal "Keegle" exercises to keep things taught and tidy. When I first met her, she told me her booty hole was off-limits and her idea of a blow job was licking the tip of my penis. Now I have her doing deep throat and, you know the rest.

Fotos: My chubbies from today, including the awesome rack. A couple shots of the entrance to Barra Executiva in El Centro, a fuck-in, take-out strip club often discussed here. The foto of the blonde I keep posting because it's so fucking hawt and she is the one who I took one for team. Freckle is making good on her part of the deal we made for unlimited-sex-until-she-leaves on Thursday. Except now that I extended my departure date she says she wants to stay until Monday before she leaves for Peru. I told her I had to sleep on that suggestion and I would get back to her in the morning on that.

[Osteoknot]

What is the general opinion about this hotel on La 70 in Laureles?

San Peter is booked, and Egina wants $50/ night (was $30 when exchange rate was 3700, so it should be even less), so I'm considering this place.

Can't remember the exact details, nothing disastrous other than I told myself, "never again."

YMMV.