Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Actually I was referring to the physical size of your head only and did so because you can take a joke and have mentioned it's size before. I really meant that your girl did great and this is such a cool thing that you are building her dream among others with the same dream. People doing what they can with what they have, a man providing a roof for his family that he owns and many built with their own hands. One last thing, will the house be painted pink to represent your two favorite things, toosi and poosi?

And pink is my favorite color, as they say, anyway you slice it, it's pink, jeje. Pink and black is my fave color combination.

I have been accused of a larger than life ego before, really didn't associate it with you in particular, but was as good a time as any to quote Golda.

[LebaneseBlonde]

I decided on Nutibara hotel since it's in El Centro.

[ChuchoLoco]

If we are talking ego, I would say my ego is consistent with my strengths and weaknesses as evidenced by my personal past history.

One of the biggest bullshit emotions or attributes especially in Christian western culture is humility. If you think about it, to be humble, you first have to believe that you are exceptional. Golda Meier said it best, "Don't be so humble, you are not that great" and this is what I believe.

I am somewhat a product of the transactional analysis book by Thomas Anthony Harris, "I'm OK, You're OK" and this is how I really feel. I don't believe myself to be that much better or any worse than anyone else, and I think the same of others too, once you weed out the serial killers and child molesters, jajajajaja. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.

Actually I was referring to the physical size of your head only and did so because you can take a joke and have mentioned it's size before. I really meant that your girl did great and this is such a cool thing that you are building her dream among others with the same dream. People doing what they can with what they have, a man providing a roof for his family that he owns and many built with their own hands. One last thing, will the house be painted pink to represent your two favorite things, toosi and poosi?

[AmorPorFavor]

Energy Living is prepago Mecca. The rooftop pool is probably the most posted picture by prepagos in Medellin. You can find units on Airbnb. I believe LifeAfar also has several apartments there as well.

Sounds like the place for me. Thanks.

[FlappyGilmore]

Thanks for the break down. Really enjoyed Zandalay on my last visit but didn't know about #1, 4 or 5. What's your impression of the Nuti?

I spent the first couple of weeks of July in Medellin. I stayed at the Nuti and spent a lot of time in El Centro. The weather was beautiful and it seemed like it only rained during the very late night or pre-dawn hours during my trip.

I visited some of the casas in the area for the first time. I strongly recommend going around that 2 PM sweet spot that others have mentioned. I visited one of the more popular ones close to 5 and they said everyone was occupied. Later in the day, you'll also run into many people sitting in the viewing area or having a drink. I also have a feeling those areas may be a bit deserted late at night. Here's a quick personal ranking:

1) Sexy Amigas. Visited three or four times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-8 range. Paid the fee twice, paid the cover once, good first session, so-so second.

2) Zandaly. Visited a couple of times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-7 range. Paid the fee once, paid the cover once. Good session.

3) New Life. Visited a couple of times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-7 range. Paid the cover every time. Madame spoke good English..

[FlappyGilmore]

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[Surfer500]

Of the thousands of bus trips made from the airport to MDE each year, your three examples speaks for all of them.

As always, it is a magnitude more difficult to understand what you don't know, than what you think you know. That is the first level of advanced understanding. Good luck. There is always hope.

You may certainly have the last word if you think it's necessary. Rolls eyes.

What Funluvr posted about the bus is correct. They only use the old route in the event the tunnel is closed, and they've been using the Tunnel since the day it opened.

[LoveItHere69]

Being drunk and social, I ran into some random people hanging out and eating, and they were open to chilling a the talking to me for a while (2 of them spoke English). We chilled for a while and I actually tried to get one of the girls to walk away with me until she told me that she was married (and the dude she was married to was the guy sitting next to her the whole time). They both laughed it off and I fist bumped the dude and was on my way.

Thanks for making foreigners look bad. Being drunk is no excuse. You attached yourself to some locals who were friendly enough to let you join them because they were just friendly people or they did not know how to get rid of you. You stupidly try to get a married woman from the group to go to your hotel. You could not pick up on any verbal or no-verbal ques? Your post kept mentioning that you were saving yourself for tomorrow. There were girls everywhere to be had but this is the one you chose to go after? Based on the rest of your report, you're a sure winner.

[Knowledge]

That's not so much more really, especially if it's after a very long flight or if you are on a tight schedule. Shared colectivo taxis and the bus aren't nearly as comfortable as a private ride of course.

Last March I paid 90 mil for a ride to poblado.

[Osteoknot]

Make sure the doorway is big enough for your head to go through! Seriously, your girl did awesome and seems to me like besides all the other things, this is really what life is all about. People realizing their dream of owning a home. Size doesn't matter, it is a home. Good luck. It will be great to see progress fotos and finished product. P.S.: I had to put in the head comment. If nothing else, I'm a wise ass and like joking.

If we are talking ego, I would say my ego is consistent with my strengths and weaknesses as evidenced by my personal past history.

One of the biggest bullshit emotions or attributes especially in Christian western culture is humility. If you think about it, to be humble, you first have to believe that you are exceptional. Golda Meier said it best, "Don't be so humble, you are not that great" and this is what I believe.

I am somewhat a product of the transactional analysis book by Thomas Anthony Harris, "I'm OK, You're OK" and this is how I really feel. I don't believe myself to be that much better or any worse than anyone else, and I think the same of others too, once you weed out the serial killers and child molesters, jajajajaja. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.

[JjBee62]

Poblado is popular with tourists, Provenza has plenty of nightlife and coffee shops to mingle with locals too. Lleras park is surrounded by bars and nightclubs with hustlers trying to get you to come inside to spend, I didn't go for it. Many other rooftops appeal to upscale customers, like Sky Bar, I visited the place and thought it was a nice spot to bring a date. Restaurants are plenty as well, Rocoto was a good pick for Peruvian food, I saw some mongers or sugar daddies catering to their girls there. If I'm back in Medellin I will stay in the Energy Living building again, to me it was worth the price and girls loved taking pictures from the balcony.

Nice report. Is Energy Living Airbnb or book direct? Any issues bringing in girls?

Energy Living is prepago Mecca. The rooftop pool is probably the most posted picture by prepagos in Medellin. You can find units on Airbnb. I believe LifeAfar also has several apartments there as well.

[DragonLink]

Sup dudes, I actually have a long-running facebook thread with some friend but wanted to share with you guys as well, so I'm copy] / pasting here.

Sup dudes, be* you asked for stories so I have a story for you (from tonight). This story actually doesn't involve sex (within the timeframe at least). Sorry it's so long but I'm drunk and just letting it al out.

It's currently 5:30 am in Medellin and I'm drinking a stella in my hotel room to cool down from all this.

The night starts off very chill, with me texting steve about haircuts and shit. I decided to lay low for the night because I have a 3 pm threesome lined up for tomorrow (with the same girls I had my first threesome ever with yesterday, we scheduled a 2nd round for tomorrow (Sunday / Domingo) at their hotel where they have a jacuzzi on the 2nd floor and will only charge me 100 k COP (about $22) for each of them. So had an amazing Italian dinner (less than 25 USD for very fancy shit) and then decided to move on for the night.

There 's a club called "Fase 2" in Medellin which is basically like a stripclub / *****house. Based on my research, Colombians get paid on the 15th of the month, so considering that it was Saturday the 16th, I figured that everyone would be ballin and the place would be poppin. I get there and it's lame as fuck. The host escorts me upstairs to a booth by myself where I can watch the strip dancer from eh 2nd floor alone. Then a girl (missing or indented a tooth) comes and sits next to me. I buy her a drink and my shot and her beer plus her drink ends up being 1/3 of my nightly budget. (about 30 USD). She asks me if I want to go to a room with her and quotes me 300 K COP which is INSANE for a girl here (I could get a hot facebook girl for the entire night at that price) so I told her no, and that I'the give her 50 k to make out with me for 5 minutes (I even set a timer). She started kissing me but then started speaking to me in spanish and kept talking, so I told her that if I wanted to practice my Spanish I would talk to my cab driver, so she said she "had to go to the bathroom" and then disappeared.

I then peaced out of that shit club and went to an area called park llueras, where I wanted to meet a chick just to say bye (The black morticia adams chick from the pics I sent you). Although we were both in lleras park (about a 3 block radius) it took about 30 minutes for us to meet, and I had already had In my head "50 k to make out for a while" but she complicated that by being with her friend and not being chill to talk / kiss for a minute (I wasn't looking for sex tonight due to having had a hour with a streetwalker and also wanting to save a bit for my 3 soe tomorrow)/.

After her whiny friend drew her away from me, I waked to a nearby area called provenza (where I sent the pics of me eating nachos solo by myself last night). I was now pretty drunk and just wanted to go to a club. Being drunk and social, I ran into some random people hanging oult and eating, and they were open to chilling a the talking to me for a while (2 of them spoke English). We chilled for a while and I actually tried to get one of the girls to walk away with me until she told me that she was married (and the dude she was married to was the guy sitting next to her the whole time). They both laughed it off and I fist bumped the dude and was on my way.

About 5 more minutes walking back toward park lleras, 2 girls came to me and asked me if they could come with me. I was already in the 3 some mindset so was like why not. They wanted to come to my hotel but my place is like $25 per girl that I bring back, so I told them we had to find a different hotel. They said they knew one (most Colombian pros know of places to go for an hour) and would only charge me 50 k COP per person. We're in the taxi and one of them starts blowing me (the cab driver even moved his seat forward) and then she stops and I'm like WTF why have we been in a cab for 15 minutes. I then remember that the "Colombian duo of girls drugging foreigners with scopolamine" is a thing, so I'm like oh fuck why have I been in the cab for so long. I ultimately end up paying the cab driver a lot, then dipping, then running away from the girls (making sure my phone, ID, and debit card are with me) to find another cab and get TF home.

I get in a new cab and tell him I live in "Poblado" which in theory should be max 10 minutes away. This motherfucker starts driving insanely fast and I start seeing a view of the entire city so I'm like WHY THE FUCK WAS I JUST DRINKING 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM MY HOTEL AND NOW AM GETTING A AIRPORT VIEW! The taxi driver asks me if I want some of his beer (he has a can next to him) and I tell him no and get paranoid as fuck that maybe he's in on it with the 2 chicas.

The dudes speeding down the road, and suddenly the car in front of him brakes and he REAR ENDS HARD the dude in front of him. I had opted to sit in the shotgun position with him with a seatbelt (the default in Colombia is the backseat with no seat belt, thank god I didn't do that), and after the car accident happens, I literally just run out of the cab across the median. One of the nice things about Medellin is all the medians are civered in trees and greenery (I guess that's why they call in Medellin) and I walked to the other side of the highway and dove into a cab just happening to drive the other direction.

It was some old man with like most of his fingers gone. Drunkenly, in Spanish, I started screaming [Non-English text deleted by Admin] (in a nutshell, I just got in a cab accident, my phone battery's dead, I need to get to poblado, I can tip you).

Ultimately this old man with like 2 fingers was very chill about me yelling at him. The total cab fee ended up being like 20 k pesos Colombians but I gave him 40 just for being so helpful.

Absolute disaster of a night. I'm still kinda drunk and am going to crash now. The Viagra plus the stress of tonight should make for a really fun threesome tomorrow (2nd round with the girls from the other day),.

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[Osteoknot]

As often describes my situation I seem to have the world by the tail and IDK WTF is going on at the same time. I started getting those Emails about "Are you ready for your trip?" from the airline a little too early I thought, so I check and yes indeed, I am leaving Tuesday, not Thursday as I have been telling everyone all along, including Catgirl and all my novias, the past week or so.

This sort of screws the unlimited-sex-until-I-leave, I had negotiated with Freckle, but that was not such a big deal. All her belongings are in my hotel room (last foto), which is normally every dude's nightmare but I can handle it. As far as I am concerned she earned her commission the first day and night. I was boffing her in a couple of her favorite "comfort positions" (see fotos) which always includes her being on her cellular, when she bolted up in bed and asked if her friend could come over. Amigas of amigas.

I keep preachin' Amigas of Amigas (or relatives) as one of the best, easiest and untapped resources out there for short or long term, and once again, this new amiga did not disappoint. Vennie, young, pretty, tight, fun, easy-going personality. I got her Whassap. She is down for just about anything so far, although I certainly did not test any limits. I am getting ready to rail on her in a minute as soon as I hit Upload Report on this. I am letting them catch up girly style with each other first before I interject, intervene, and intercourse, jeje.

I am going to look into extending my trip later today. I have never not (intentional double negative) wanted to leave Medellin so much as I do now. Catgirl and I are closer than ever and she is running thru my other novias on my list with passionate three-ways. We just bought that property in San Cristobal and I need to get the ball rolling on our build there. I am in the middle of some of the hottest fucks I have ever had here, the least of which is not the Three Sisters from Ground Zero. I would be crazy to leave at this moment! I am having too much fucking fun!!

And hey L00 PY, I just saw your post as I was getting ready to upload this. Man, you caught me at a crazy moment but who am I kidding? Things are usually a bit on the wild and crazy side around here. A girl "moved in" my room, my wingman's marriage is saved, and I am in the middle of an unplanned three-way, pretty much all since you left, and so much more, jajajaja. Thanks for the shout-out and now I am six-for-six, all the guys I have met so far from ISG have been stellar stand-up dudes. I know there has to be a klunker coming soon, but why ask why? Jajajaja.

Fotos: 3-way awaiting me as soon as I hit Upload Report. My fingers are in the one foto solely to cover her tattoo, otherwise I would not interrupt such a hawt little figure.

[L00PY]

I spent the first couple of weeks of July in Medellin. I stayed at the Nuti and spent a lot of time in El Centro. The weather was beautiful and it seemed like it only rained during the very late night or pre-dawn hours during my trip.

I visited some of the casas in the area for the first time. I strongly recommend going around that 2 PM sweet spot that others have mentioned. I visited one of the more popular ones close to 5 and they said everyone was occupied. Later in the day, you'll also run into many people sitting in the viewing area or having a drink. I also have a feeling those areas may be a bit deserted late at night. Here's a quick personal ranking:

1) Sexy Amigas. Visited three or four times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-8 range. Paid the fee twice, paid the cover once, good first session, so-so second.

2) Zandaly. Visited a couple of times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-7 range. Paid the fee once, paid the cover once. Good session.

3) New Life. Visited a couple of times. Lineup around 10 chicas. 5-7 range. Paid the cover every time. Madame spoke good English.

4) Yakusa. Visited twice. Lineup of around 8 chicas. 4-6 range. Wasn't charged a cover.

5) Masajes Aiffe. Visited once. Lineup of 1 chica. Wasn't charged a cover.

I think the casa pricing is pretty fair, with any cover / viewing fee being effectively nothing. The price at a casa starting at 55 k or so for a half hour actually tracks pretty much with paying for a streetwalker out of El Centro. I think the new normal El Centro "gringo" rate is closer to a 40 k average asking rate plus anywhere from 8 k-17 k for a room. Casas are of course much safer than a SW at a love motel.

I still found El Centro to be not unreasonably dangerous the hours I ventured through, from 8 AM - 9 PM. Everything starts shutting down and clearing out around 8 PM-ish, but there's enough foot traffic to feel relatively safe. The small stretch of Calle 53 north of the park has enough foot traffic late night that visiting either of the strip clubs there after 9 PM isn't too bad. As a side note, I enjoyed the street food vendors on that block (see photos). And the area "behind" Nuti heading to and from Barra Ejecutiva is safe enough after midnight too.

And one of the highlights of my trip was actually running into Osteoknot in Hotel Nutibarra. I found him to be very much like how his posts read online. If you enjoy his posts, you'll probably enjoy his company too. I do and did. I hope to run into him again on my next trip.

[LebaneseBlonde]

Want to stay in the heart of the action but want a hotel that is guest friendly. Any recommendations?