Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Hacienda doesn't serve breakfast. They offer good quality mid market renditions of basic Colombian dishes of rice, beans, pork, and overcooked seafood. I rate them 1/2 point above Hato Viejo. They cater to tourists and out of towner Colombians. Few residents of Centro can afford it except as a special occasion splurge. Besides the food, the biggest advantage over Versalles is the floors are swept and mopped.

Service is dreadful too. The cashier wouldn't even split a bill for us when I went. Wouln't tell us the price of any individual item on the bill, just a total. WTF?

Across the road is the Hacienda. Much better service, interior and food.

[Knowledge]

You will like tomorrow's numbers even more. The live mid market rate at this time:

1 USD = 4,335.43 COP.

Jul 6, 2022,15:08 UTC.

Grabbed some pesos yesterday at 4,198/ USdollar. Last time I was here it was around 3900 give or take 100 Cop. Liking these numbers.

[EverythingBlue]

Another report after you incl many others from well travelled mongers say Medellin is one of the top destinations right now, and I agree. Sorry to hear your trip ain't going well so far. But truth is Medellin can compete hard head to head with Brazil, you just have to know how to navigate the scene there as I can tell you're still new to this hobby or in Medellin.

First, I'm writing cause I'm a bit like you, at times I want nothing but BBBJ and BBFS, and for Medellin the best way of getting that is to go after non pros or semi pros as we call them. Sign up for SA, DC, or Tinter Gold, pay the $99 bucks or sub fee so don't be an el cheapo. Even if you're there for a week it's still worth it imo. Or if you habla a bit of espaol, just visit some of the malls there and test your pick up skills, and you'll see an entirely different set of girls. I've picked up at least 5 waitresses, others from grocery stores, as they walk by when I sit in restaurants in La 70, at the mall, clubs, normal girls are everywhere and best part is I usually pay those $0. 00, and full BBFS. From SA, DC, Tinder, 30-40% will still be hardcore pros or low key pros, but many will be new girls testing themselves, starting out or playing hookie part time for extra money while in school. Those are the ones you can manipulate easily to do what you want incl rawdogging like a horny wife on her honeymoon. FB was just as good back then, but not anymore really, they're mainly pros now on FB. With hundreds of guys asking for FB IDs and all targeting the same hunnies it was only a matter of time, especially if your friend list is small. The solution is to go on actual dates, drinks, dinner, talk a bit.

Not criticizing you necessarily bc many dudes come on here with this expectation and usually get laughed at. Like why be so lazy and only stay at your hotel all day? I get it, we're in that on-demand generation where we can order anything online. But girls aren't like ordering an Uber or Pizza LOL. You still have to make some efforts to impress her (hawkers still have emotions, so imagine normal women) - she could be starving, thirsty, or whatever; just pretend she's a human being for a sec and not a piece of meat. It's sad to even have to write that.

Be realistic, you can't expect to meet a woman anywhere in the world and in like few minutes expect her to "Make love" to you as you described, expect to burry your sausage raw and nut inside her to possibly gift her a new pair of baby twins, multiple times, all because you're such a handsome tourist changing her life. For $40? Come on bruh. No disrespect, this is honestly trying to help and you're not the only chomp thinking and failing like this LOL. Trust me I meet them daily in MDE.

Medellin is a great city and the people are beautiful and kind, treat those women well and you'll get anything you desire. Hope it gets better.

Your response is valid, and helpful. I suspected SA and non pros are a better fit for me. I've also discovered the friendliness of normal girls as I visit stores and restaurants, and I'm fully bilingual so conversation is not a problem. As far as making love, I was being sarcastic, the term is loosely used here.

I'm actually used to meeting girls in Montréal and Brazil, working girls, that give proper service even after just meeting you. The key might be those are real professionals and not just a random Facebook girl trying to make a wage as a side job. It's interesting, I met a different FB girl yesterday, she provided as she agreed but the passion is not at the level I'm used to. However, she was quite funny and we had a conversation about Facebook versus Lleras Park and Centro girls, the girls all think they have a ranking and one can't jump to the other very easily.

I like Medellin, to your point it might be on par with other destinations, depending on your needs and time to hunt. For mine, I might need to invest more time into SA or other methods, time I don't have because work.

EB.

[JustTK]

Food sucks at Versalles.

Service is dreadful too. The cashier wouldn't even split a bill for us when I went. Wouln't tell us the price of any individual item on the bill, just a total. WTF?

Across the road is the Hacienda. Much better service, interior and food.

[JustTK]

Went to Conejitas, a bit nicer than Nueva Avenida. It was packed with locals. Watched coupe dances but nothing to my liking. Mostly thick, "Botero chicas". One dancer was simply horrid, not sure how she was even allowed on the scene. Maybe she's the owner's wife or smth.
Saw some SWs I liked, I think I'll ask for whatsapp and arrange a meet that way. Not good enough Spanish to negotiate then and there. The idea of approaching them in front of all the people watching (police included) feels uncomfortable as hell though.

Good report. Sounds like your getting the hang of it.

[Surfer500]

Versalles is an historic institution. I love the atmosphere and old photos but I am very uncomfortable with the lack of cleanliness. I've seen cockroaches walking across the merchandise in the front counter.

Not far away, also on Junin (Carrera 49 and. 52-84) you can get a very good breakfast at Reposteria Astor. Astor was started by a Swiss immigrant family. Every inch of the place is spotless. https://www.degusta.com.co/medellin/...in_102725.html The waitresses wear starched uniforms. The atmosphere is very much like tearooms you find in the major European capitals (e. G. Angelina in Paris https://www.degusta.com.co/medellin/...in_102725.html).

I look forward to hear what people think.

Food sucks at Versalles, and I've heard the Swiss place is excellent, with great baked goods, where as at Versalles everything is stale.

[GroggyRo]

Grabbed some pesos yesterday at 4,198/ USdollar. Last time I was here it was around 3900 give or take 100 Cop. Liking these numbers.

[AdamWl]

Went to Conejitas, a bit nicer than Nueva Avenida. It was packed with locals. Watched coupe dances but nothing to my liking. Mostly thick, "Botero chicas". One dancer was simply horrid, not sure how she was even allowed on the scene. Maybe she's the owner's wife or smth.

Went looking for Zandalay, couldn't find it but I was in the wrong place, my bad. Loaded up WorldTravel69 map to my google maps phone app now so it should go better. I was somewhat more stressed walking the relatively empty streets in that area than being in the Centro crowd. More sticking out and possibility of ambush without witnesses I guess. Plus there is quite strong police presence in el Centro, even saw couple army guys with machine guns strolling around Botero Plaza yesterday hah.

Dropped by Nueva Avenida. Beer 7 k. Quite a different vibe compared to my earlier visit. Place was packed and there was a party in progress. Multiple topless chicas dancing and twerking on stage in fluorescent masks, some kind of raffle going on, then a dance train formed going around the stage. Customers and girls together, chicas put on balloon dicks and sucked each other off, free lap dances going around. Loco! Good line-up too.

Girl in there was trying to get to my wallet while I was taking a shower. It was rolled back in the pants, attached permanently by a string to a belt, zips whole way round and cash compartment has additional zip, so she didn't have enough time to get into it, but did I notice the whole battle scene after a failed attempt. She noticed I noticed, started saying something with guilty look on her face about a cerveza for her, as if she was trying to get the cash for it. Ehh, what? Even so you wouldn't have the right to just take it out yourslef. Didn't want to get into it with my Spanish and a hard on, so just proceed to fuck her, but won't be repeating.

Checked Barra Ejecutiva, quite nice but dead compared to Nueva. Filed around 15%, mostly with gringos. Dances were good though and a decent line-up too.

Took one of the girls that I vibed with upstairs for 150 damage. Room decent enough.

Quite a cat. Scratched me a bit, energetic, moaned loudly, "Si! Si papi! "Mas! MAS!" as I was nailing her hard. I had a moment of doubt of what "mas" means and whether I don't fuck her too hard, as it was in doggy and couldn't see her face. "Mas? Mas. Mas es bueno?" I asked. "Si! Bueno bueno!" as she thrusted herself back deep enthusiastically. She also did deepthroat earlier basically out her own initiative. Tight too. Should've taken whatsapp.

Getting used to the Centro. Mental map finally clicked in my head so I'm able to orient myself and not feel dizzy and afraid I'll take a wrong turn and spend rest of my life wandering Colombia looking for my way back.

Still somewhat afraid I might get sold for organs in some of the areas though. Walked through the street where they sell raw meat and keep it outside in that heat. Stank horribly.

Went looking for Grill Occidental, area on the rough side, catching some looks on the way.

Stiff chairs there, I'the rather now have the plastic ones I was complaining about earlier, at least those can bend a bit.

Couple guys inside. Couple dances. Nothing special. Was preparing mentally to leave then got approached by a chica. Wasn't that keen on her, but she started a lap dance, then proceeded with a hand job through the jeans, finally sat down on a chair in front of me and guided my hand to finger her. Which I did right then and there for a while. Quite a sales pitch. She seemed to be horny as hell. Got her a beer.

It was her turn to dance. Dios mo! The way she moved. Got my imagination going. 70 mil room included and we went upstairs. Room better than Nueva but still below decent. I think I'll start bringing flipflops with me. Mirror in the room was great though. She seemed to quite enjoy looking at herself whilst sucking me off. I went in raw without any protestations, on the contrary. It didn't take too long to finish. Surprisingly tight. She was happy for me to take photos afterwards and posed enthusiastically, I gave 10 mil propina. Great fuck and didn't even need to pull out translator once during that whole interaction. I think I'll get on azitromicina just to be safe.

Got approached by hat seller in Botero Plaza. He spoke decent English. I didn't want a hat. Offered me weed and coke instead. Don't partake in either but took a number anyway.

"Is it wrong if a beg for money", yelled some guy heading my way. I said "yes" without turning my head or changing pace and direction. Best way of handling beggars here seems to be walking with "purpose" (not like a tourist, or worse, a lost tourist) which snuffs out some attempts out of the bat. Shades can help too so at least they are in doubt whether they've been noticed. Plus "lo siento, no hablo espanol" for those who don't look like beggars and get me by surprise.

So many people have dark eyes here it's sometimes difficult for me to figure out whether they are actually looking at me or not.

I had my backpack open (which I was aware of, took out water to drink and it was empty otherwise) on metro station, a man let me know about it.

Another English speaking beggar approached me in Botero Plaza, aspiring rapper deported form US to Venezuela he says. Could be, had the American accent. Offered to rap for 15 minutes for a 'support'. That got me to almost run away from there.

Not many tobacco smokers it seems. Easier to get whiff of weed while walking around than a tobacco.

I looked in through the door of Hilton Grill twice. Both times place was empty no girls in sight, although the music was playing and there was a doorman.

Saw some SWs I liked, I think I'll ask for whatsapp and arrange a meet that way. Not good enough Spanish to negotiate then and there. The idea of approaching them in front of all the people watching (police included) feels uncomfortable as hell though.

[AdamWl]

Very good report. I'm sure it will be helpful to many new visitors to Medellin.
Colombia is far more "cash oriented" than you are used to. People were getting money out of the cajeros (ATMs) to pay rent and monthly expenses. It is July 1st afterall.
You were smart to decline the stripper's invitation to take her to your hotel for exactly the right reason. One of villainy's rules. When you're here on vacation, you don't see one girl 10 times you see 10 girls one time. Enjoy yourself. Besides street-walkers, casas and strip clubs you might want to learn to use FB and expand your range of possibilities. Also if you enjoy your visit and plan on doing it again, suck it up and start taking some Spanish classes. It isn't obligatory, but you're staying in El Centro, and a little (actually a lot) Spanish would help on many fronts.

Thanks, yes, FB route is in the plans once I settle in a bit, figure my way around town and casas to have somewhat reliable backup while I work on FB (and in case of flakes / bad service). Definitely would like to have a girl outside of casa though, in a decent room, not on the clock and without the music abusing my eardrums. I could use the translator conversion audio mode then too, which is quite handy and much more smooth.

Definitely need to learn Spanish too, would make the experience so much better. For now I just pick it up as I go out of necessity, using basic phrasebook which I prepped beforehand and expanding daily based on the sticking points and some imagined conversation scenarios, see some progress already compared to day 1.

I'm guessing that you walked up to Parque de Bolivar. It's a mixed bag of locals there, mostly harmless, but I'm sure if you flashed some cash or bling, there's a good chance you'd get robbed. There are a couple of casas right there too, a block or two east of the church. I prefer the Exito Junin. There are a couple ATMs in that area there too. It's a nice, safe, shopping area where you won't stand out, something you don't want to do after visiting an ATM.

Yes, I checked my google map timeline and it was indeed Parque de Bolivar. Thanks for the tip on ATMs. Stumbled upon Banco Pichincha ATM around there, it was indoors and miraculously didn't have any line (also doesn't charge a fee, 800 max withdrawal). Tried Davivienda earlier but it outright rejected my Revolut Master Card with error, didn't even propose to charge a fee.

As you head west down De Greiff, you'll hit Radual No. 3 where there are also a bunch of streetwalkers. It does get a little sketch past there down De Greiff, but it's not too bad during the middle of the day. If you go even further, you'll find the Plaza Minorista, which is a very large food market of sorts, which I personally found interesting.

Indeed I was heading for Plaza Minorista but gave up thinking I lost my way and didn't want to pull up the phone there. It was morning and didn't notice any SWs but I wasn't looking either. Went in the afternoon the other day though and there was lots of them. The area seems a bit sketchier than Botero-Veracruz, less police presence it seems.

FYI: I have never been quoted more than 70 mil there. I did pay 30 mil more once for BBBJ. For tip, they seem to be happy with coins that I gave them.

Thanks for the info on market pricing. Somehow I never manage have many coins on me but have plenty of 2's.

I must've given out a "deer in the headlight" vibe as it was my first time in there and first club in general. Went back the other day and sessioned for 70. This time didn't mention anything about BBBJ to see what happens and she just did it bare anyway, albeit not too long.

If you want to get the Civica card, you need to go to San Antonio station with your passport, on the second floor, enter the station, it's on the left. There is always a line.

If you just want the card that loads metro (including autobus) rides onto the card, you don't need a passport. One is green, one is gray, I can't remember which one is which. The one you get with your passport also allows you to use the bikes, maybe other perks. For example, you can use a Civica card to make purchases in Exito like a debit card. And I think you can get the basic card at places other than San Antonio, I want to say at any station? But I am not sure about that. I have a green card and a gray card in my possession now, both were given to me by chicas who live here. I can recharge both of them with cash at the machines in the metro stations, if they have the machines. Clear as mud?? Jajajajajaaa. Welcome to Colombia.

Thanks for all the input about the civica cards, I thought initially there is only green one available. I got the gray one for 6 mil, loaded it up and took some rides to the ends of both metro lines. The green one can be indeed purchased at San Antonio station. The booth is behind the gates so one needs to buy a ticket to get in.

The 1st and 15th of each month are payday for many here. The so-called informal economy means rent and many monthly bills are paid in cash. Also, Colombians pay bills via the ATMs, so they tend to conduct several transactions at a time compared to the quick withdrawals foreigners usually do. After I am in and out of an ATM in less than one minute, I'm often asked if the machine is working because the Colombians don't understand how anyone can complete their business so quickly. Long story short, you should avoid the 1st and 15th so you don't waste vacation time waiting on lines.

Oh I see, that explains it. I did wonder why it takes people so long there.

[Osteoknot]

That is an old school restaurant that one can find in Buenos Aires often. Are there any other like this?

Ostee Out!

[Nounce]

Me I do breakfast in Centro at Versalles Restaurante & Pasteleria, Cra. 49 #53-39, (Junin Walking St), ...

That is an old school restaurant that one can find in Buenos Aires often. Are there any other like this?

[Nounce]

Just recently a post from 5 years ago popped up on my Facebook memories about a Pride parade. It was headed west on Calle 45 towards La 70. Not sure about the rest of the route, but it was a big parade.

I guess this year's parade started from Mayor plaza. It is quite large, basically screeched from the river to La 70 on Call 44 and probably more.

[MaddTraveler]

Yesterday was an odd day. After two cancellations in the afternoon, I moved ahead my night appointment for earlier around 6. I had been working these Facebook girls over the last couple of days, and thought eventually I would hit gold, but instead I got hit with reality.

Want to guess my 6 o'clock girl's name? You got it, it was Camila. So this will be Camila #2. She is a 20 year old 1. 70 m tall, about 105 lbs with a pretty face all natural, great smile. She arrived at San Peter Apartments, where I stayed before moving to El Poblado, and then the reception calls saying she can't come up because she's banned in the building, WTF? The lady asked if I could come down. I come down prepared to send the girl away, but as I got out the elevator and take a look, guess what I did? Yup, I let the little head decide. She had a good seedula, but I guess she had an issue with a client before. We went around the block to a motel. I was rock hard since I saw her, this young beauty had to be mine. I get a short term room for 50 mil, clothes come off and she is the bomb. BBFS? Not free, she asked for 200 mil more, I said only if I'll have you for multiple pops, she declined so on goes the hat. At this point I make it a point to pound hard, DFK, BBBJ (she tried to upsell but I got it free because the motel, so not free) 69, CG, K9, etc. After 20 min of making love I take a break to turn on the AC, she says we are done, you finished! I tried to argue I haven't and showed her the condom, no dice. I got very upset and told her whatever, you could've made more money treating me right and seeing me more during my trip. I paid her and we leave. Lesson learned, walk away when things are not right. 250 mil plus 50 motel.

After dinner, I get a message from Camila #1, surely she wants to make love to me and complete our unfinished business. I tell her to come over but I don't want to talk much l, just spend about 2 hours banging since I got no release earlier. She agrees and shows up about an hour later. She still wants to be talkative, I give her a beer and eventually we are in bed, she's great at kissing, but her highlight is the BBBJ, very good with deep throat, DATY was just ok this time, but to my displeasure she didn't like 69. We had great action and I pop while doing lazy dog. It was great to finally release. She showers, and I'm thinking we will start round two soon, but nope. She dresses up and says she only does one pop, but that she can stay awhile talking and drinking. Right. I tried to cut my losses, having already learned from earlier to just move on. I simply told her I felt deceived, I explicitly asked her before showing for more sex, but she lied. I finally hinted that it was late and it was best for her to go, she seemed upset and said I was kicking her out, I really was.

As I much as I hate to, I will have to start clarifying and being very specific about services I want over text. Still no guarantees though. These girls don't understand how to sell you a experience, they're not good actors like Brazilians. Medellin continues to fall behind in the race for me, but I'm hopeful Poblado can salvage my trip.

Food is getting better, Voraz in Laureles has good steak, and Dandr in Poblado a good Desayuno Paisa.

San Peter is good for a short stay, but it's not a place I would pick for more than 2-3 days. If I come back to Laureles I will visit and stay the area near Segundo Parque de Laureles, it's much better, a bit more upscale and plenty of locals.

EB.

Another report after you incl many others from well travelled mongers say Medellin is one of the top destinations right now, and I agree. Sorry to hear your trip ain't going well so far. But truth is Medellin can compete hard head to head with Brazil, you just have to know how to navigate the scene there as I can tell you're still new to this hobby or in Medellin.

First, I'm writing cause I'm a bit like you, at times I want nothing but BBBJ and BBFS, and for Medellin the best way of getting that is to go after non pros or semi pros as we call them. Sign up for SA, DC, or Tinter Gold, pay the $99 bucks or sub fee so don't be an el cheapo. Even if you're there for a week it's still worth it imo. Or if you habla a bit of español, just visit some of the malls there and test your pick up skills, and you'll see an entirely different set of girls. I've picked up at least 5 waitresses, others from grocery stores, as they walk by when I sit in restaurants in La 70, at the mall, clubs, normal girls are everywhere and best part is I usually pay those $0. 00, and full BBFS. From SA, DC, Tinder, 30-40% will still be hardcore pros or low key pros, but many will be new girls testing themselves, starting out or playing hookie part time for extra money while in school. Those are the ones you can manipulate easily to do what you want incl rawdogging like a horny wife on her honeymoon. FB was just as good back then, but not anymore really, they're mainly pros now on FB. With hundreds of guys asking for FB IDs and all targeting the same hunnies it was only a matter of time, especially if your friend list is small. The solution is to go on actual dates, drinks, dinner, talk a bit.

Not criticizing you necessarily bc many dudes come on here with this expectation and usually get laughed at. Like why be so lazy and only stay at your hotel all day? I get it, we're in that on-demand generation where we can order anything online. But girls aren't like ordering an Uber or Pizza LOL. You still have to make some efforts to impress her (hawkers still have emotions, so imagine normal women) - she could be starving, thirsty, or whatever; just pretend she's a human being for a sec and not a piece of meat. It's sad to even have to write that.

Be realistic, you can't expect to meet a woman anywhere in the world and in like few minutes expect her to "Make love" to you as you described, expect to burry your sausage raw and nut inside her to possibly gift her a new pair of baby twins, multiple times, all because you're such a handsome tourist changing her life. For $40? Come on bruh. No disrespect, this is honestly trying to help and you're not the only chomp thinking and failing like this LOL. Trust me I meet them daily in MDE.

Medellin is a great city and the people are beautiful and kind, treat those women well and you'll get anything you desire. Hope it gets better.

[Osteoknot]

I have a lot of success with cam girls in Colombia. I use Chaturbate.

Times are changing guys.

At first blush, I am a little surprised when someone responds to one of my posts more than a hundred pages back. No one can accuse you of not RTFF! Jajajaja.

You are obviously more advanced than me at snagging Web cam models and I appreciate that. JuJuBees fancies himself as the subject matter expert on this topic and probably on most points he is, but he is a little bit more than jaded about it, and justifiably so. The risk-reward to tagging a Web cam model is fraught with pitfalls and landmines, but the payoff and satisfaction can be unbelievable.

Supposedly, Colombia is Numero Uno in the world for number of Web cam models per capita. Of the ten girls on my List, five of them at one time or another have done Web camming. Most recently, when I cut off Scarlet from the Gravy Train, that was the first place she headed back to, Web camming.

I agree Chaturbate is a good place to cast your net for here. I stick to xHamster out of habit and because I like a challenge. Funny, that you posted when you did because for the first time in a looooong time I agreed to go meet a Web cam model in Armenia of all places. We have been doing the dance for about a year, through some incredible ups and downs including when she had three surgical cosmetic procedures done at the same time and came out looking fantastic. I was attracted to her before her new butt and boobs and now she is one in a million. You know I will post about that in the future, sink or swim, jajajaja.

Web cam models account for low-single-digit percentage of my encounters in Colombia. Usually, when I am bored back in the US of A I might try to set up one or two new chances for my next return trip. This is why I typically say mongering in Medellin is like a smorgasbord. There are so many options and ways to meet chicas, just about anyone should be able to create their own hybrid model that keeps them happy. Your efforts are impressive.

My first ever post on ISG was about a Web cam model who I persuaded to leave her studio and come directly to my hotel room the first night I went on-line with her. Those who follow me know her as Caribe, and physically she is still the best fuck of my life. Also, the most crazy chica I have ever fucked though not dangerous. I have not seen her this trip although I am tempted. So many chicas, so little time, jajajajaaja.

Keep on Keepin' On!

Foto: In my hotel room, mirrors, music, Disco Bombillos, pink shit, and it seems like the chicas can't present their pussies fast enough. Jajajajajaaaa. The pale one, I had the most beautiful girl in Colombia in my bed last night. I also posted fotos recently of her as Zombie Girl. She wasn't as high on drugs this time, jeje. Her face? Think of Brigette Bardot as a teen. Sometimes I just look at her from across the room and feel like I will orgasm. Finally, sisters I have been tagging lately at Ground Zero for my best sessions there, ever. They seem to agree, as they are bringing in the third sister, soon.

[RamDavidson84]

Anybody have any tips for eating healthy in Medellin? Restaurants that have some decent choices you can order on Rappi? No I don't cook or meal prep either haha.