Medellin Reports

[Villainy]

Something's wrong with the Visa online conversion website. It is stuck on 4198. MasterCard shows 4259.86 for today, which looks correct for Tuesday's mid-market rate. Tomorrow should be more than 4300 at the ATM's.

I noticed the same thing. Hopefully they fixed whatever it is and we get a 4,350 rate tomorrow.

[Fun Luvr]

You will like tomorrow's numbers even more. The live mid market rate at this time:

1 USD = 4,335.43 COP.

Jul 6, 2022,15:08 UTC.

Something's wrong with the Visa online conversion website. It is stuck on 4198. MasterCard shows 4259.86 for today, which looks correct for Tuesday's mid-market rate. Tomorrow should be more than 4300 at the ATM's.

[Osteoknot]

For me I always check my health by sitting down and looking at my belly. If I can see the contours of the muscles in the abdomen then I am good.

The problem is, all my beers have been opened and are half-empty.

Jajajajajaaaaa.

The fact that you took my joust and jest in good spirit and fun means you passed the first test and we can be ISG friends. Next time you see me, give a shout-out. Don't know how much longer I can hang here in MDE. Catgirl and I might be heading to the mountaintop to accompany an order of construction materials, today. We are building our dream country-home on a mountaintop near Buritica, a super nice little quaint pueblo actually worth an overnight trip for anyone to visit and there is bus service to there from Terminal Norte.

We will take the Vulcan moto to the base of the mountain, park it, and from there it is only 4-wheel drive, or horseback if the road is washed out to our little construction site. We took the moto up the mountain one time and that was a mistake. The wear and tear on the moto of that one jaunt up and down the mountain was the equivalent of 6-months of otherwise "normal" driving. The most treacherous road I have ever been on. We have to carefully time delivery of our construction materials, which has been half the cost of the build, so far.

[Orion4]

Is there a particular spot where the girls speak English?

A lot of these reports seem to be from guys soloing clubs? Not used to going to a club alone, is that commonplace in Medellin?

[Mtndew704]

Damn 4350 exchange rate, I can't wait to be back in el centro.

[Osteoknot]

For me I always check my health by sitting down and looking at my belly. If I can see the contours of the muscles in the abdomen then I am good. If you sit on a chair legs 90 degrees and look at your belly and it is just a straight line or in worst case a convex surface then you should reconsider your habits. Everybody has a six pack if the do not carry excessive amounts of fat over it. 2 months ago I stopped eating everything that has added sugar and all fried things, did not change anything with my exercise, many a huge difference.

Anyway we met today in the elevator at nutibara. I was going up you were going down. I have shaved head and look easter european. Your pants and hair really give you away.

One thing that nutibara has over Dorado La 70 and Vivre is really good ventilation. It does not feel like artificial airconditioning, is more like a breeze weeping the room. And when you set a certain temp is gets there quickly. Also the amount of light that gets into the rooms is nice. Really enjoy the rooms. The wifi is connection is terrible though, speedwise it is actually good. I get 19 Mb/s when doing a test. Osteknot I remember you mentioned wifi extender in another thread. Beds are my opinion good. My conclusion when I looked into hotels in Medellin is that for the money you pay at Nutibara you can not get any better. If someone has another opinion please enlighten me. Yes the hotel has seen it's best days long ago and everything is run down and clearly needs a renovation but it still has it's charm. The height of the roof inside the rooms does a big difference also. You can say the rooms are very "airy". Hard to beat the location also. I do not think is is very noisy as someone mentioned. Very nice staff.

Keep up the strong work and say hey if you see me again or I will try to do the same. I share your sentiments about "The Nutti" and I definitely need and use a WiFi Hotspot while here.

[L00PY]

Saw some SWs I liked, I think I'll ask for whatsapp and arrange a meet that way. Not good enough Spanish to negotiate then and there. The idea of approaching them in front of all the people watching (police included) feels uncomfortable as hell though.

You really don't need a whole lot of Spanish for this. You just use the basics and the phrase of "cuantos quieres por un rato?" which is "how much do you want for a while?" She'll answer anywhere from 20-50. The room will be anywhere from 8-15. From there it can be as easy as pay for the room, bang, pay her. The other key phrase is "pago despues, siempre" which is "I pay later, always. " The general risk of a SW is much higher of course, in many ways. If you just go with the flow, and just when it feels wrong, you should be okay.

And on a side note, it's pretty hard to get lost walking to La Plaza Minorista. It's a straight shot on Av. De Greiff, a 10 minute walk from the Museum, less than half a mile. Something I've done to get familiar is use Google Maps Street View to "walk" the route. I think I'm going to go there in the morning to get some things.

On a side note, Grill Nueva is the cheapest with the worst rooms, Conejitas is a tiny bit more but with much, much nicer rooms, and Barra Ejecutiva is much more expensive than I like (drinks, fee, bar fine, all add up to be way too much), with almost okay rooms. Ultimately it's about the talent present. I think it's a crap shoot really, but Barra Ejecutiva seems to have the best of the three. Oddly enough, I think the kickback to the women for their beer is exactly the same, 2 k. You'd think with how much more they charge for drinks at Barra Ejecutiva they'd kickback more.

[Tottem]

You are 35 or more pounds overweight and your cholesterol is pushing 260. You take medicine for high blood pressure and if you are not already glucose intolerant you will soon be diabetic. Jajajajaja, I am being intentionally rough on you because the typical "American" breakfast is full of sugar, fat, and let's not forget the cancer causing nitrites. The average American would do a lot better to eat the typical Colombian breakfast. I hope your cultural sensitivity goes beyond food. But yeah, the breakfast at the Dorado sucks. I have stayed there and almost never ate there. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.

For me I always check my health by sitting down and looking at my belly. If I can see the contours of the muscles in the abdomen then I am good. If you sit on a chair legs 90 degrees and look at your belly and it is just a straight line or in worst case a convex surface then you should reconsider your habits. Everybody has a six pack if the do not carry excessive amounts of fat over it. 2 months ago I stopped eating everything that has added sugar and all fried things, did not change anything with my exercise, many a huge difference.

Anyway we met today in the elevator at nutibara. I was going up you were going down. I have shaved head and look Easter European. Your pants and hair really give you away.

One thing that nutibara has over Dorado La 70 and Vivre is really good ventilation. It does not feel like artificial air-conditioning, is more like a breeze weeping the room. And when you set a certain temp is gets there quickly. Also the amount of light that gets into the rooms is nice. Really enjoy the rooms. The wifi is connection is terrible though, speedwise it is actually good. I get 19 Mb/s when doing a test. Osteknot I remember you mentioned wifi extender in another thread. Beds are my opinion good. My conclusion when I looked into hotels in Medellin is that for the money you pay at Nutibara you can not get any better. If someone has another opinion please enlighten me. Yes the hotel has seen it's best days long ago and everything is run down and clearly needs a renovation but it still has it's charm. The height of the roof inside the rooms does a big difference also. You can say the rooms are very "airy". Hard to beat the location also. I do not think is is very noisy as someone mentioned. Very nice staff.

[Osteoknot]

women's opinion of beauty is more reliable than men's

The best barometer for when you have a hot novia is when other women tell you she is good looking.

I would've damned the torpedos and let her wear the Wicked Weasel. Long before I knew a place like Medellin existed, I was living in Sarasota and dating a Brazilian model from Rio. Let's just stay this was long enough ago that nobody in the USA was wearing string bikinis yet. I took her to a corporate beach outing on Siesta Key and to say she created a buzz when she stepped out in her Brazilian micro-bikini would've been the understatement of the year, jajaja.

I may have to tap you for some knowledge in the future state about the logistics of bringing a girl over like you did.

I love me a good demolition derby.

[MaddTraveler]

I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment, Poblado and my new place with a beautiful view of Medellin have been good to me.

Yesterday evening I had a new find come see me, Luisa was her name. She said she used to sell kisses in high school, she's a good kisser with a dirty mouth. Very down to earth girl, 22 year old with a good body, a bit on the fit side. She agreed to two shots for as long as it would take me she said. She's a paisa for sure, told me I should not get girls from Centro because that's where old ones end up LOL. She said in Lleras girls work because they need the money badly, and can't wait around just being on Facebook. She said Lleras is not like it used to, that it was a nice place with nice people at good clubs or restaurants and they could be subtle about finding clients, but now everyone knows the place and "good" girls don't want to work there anymore. 250 mil plus taxi.

As it turns out, girls started replying to my messages, and even approaching me suddenly. All it took was some marketing on my Facebook.

Today, I woke up and had some breakfast in Provenza, Repeat is the name of the spot, real good food with nice ambiance. Would recommend. Then, instead of searching on SA, I decided to persevere on FB and it paid off. I set my first date for today.

Drum roll for her name. Camila #3! LOL. She even had a ring with her name on it so it's real. I found a GND, 22 year old, she showed up with Jean shorts and small cropped tube top, no bra. Taking her natural be cups out was so easy! Nice alabaster skin, all natural. She was bubbly and very happy (or acted anyways). We drank some Coronas and then she provided all services with energy and effort, BBBJ, kissing, CFS, and said she wanted me to give her my leche on her chest so I obliged. She then asked for CIM, but I was dried at this point. It turns out Camila #3 was the winner! 250 mil plus taxi..

See man, all you needed was a little pep talk!! LOL. Glad you had a couple good ones. Dude I daydream of mde when away, it can happen w patience. To be fair to you I get your point about Brazil, you get spoiled instantly there and yes it's immediate GFE from most pros. They're perfect actors. You got to work a bit harder for it in Col but once you figure it out then you realize mde could easily be #1. For me it is at least only bc it costs me $3 k + round trip to Rio, and $500 to mde LOL. That's a lot of extra nuts or w an extra $2500 usd. Let's see what Camila #4 and 5 brings.

[Osteoknot]

I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment
Now we are talking Medellin! I'm back!.

My only question, is "post-nut clarity" thinking with your little head or big head? Jajajaja.

[EverythingBlue]

I write this update with some post nut clarity from the balcony of my apartment, Poblado and my new place with a beautiful view of Medellin have been good to me.

Yesterday evening I had a new find come see me, Luisa was her name. She said she used to sell kisses in high school, she's a good kisser with a dirty mouth. Very down to earth girl, 22 year old with a good body, a bit on the fit side. She agreed to two shots for as long as it would take me she said. She's a paisa for sure, told me I should not get girls from Centro because that's where old ones end up LOL. She said in Lleras girls work because they need the money badly, and can't wait around just being on Facebook. She said Lleras is not like it used to, that it was a nice place with nice people at good clubs or restaurants and they could be subtle about finding clients, but now everyone knows the place and "good" girls don't want to work there anymore. 250 mil plus taxi.

As it turns out, girls started replying to my messages, and even approaching me suddenly. All it took was some marketing on my Facebook.

Today, I woke up and had some breakfast in Provenza, Repeat is the name of the spot, real good food with nice ambiance. Would recommend. Then, instead of searching on SA, I decided to persevere on FB and it paid off. I set my first date for today.

Drum roll for her name. Camila #3! LOL. She even had a ring with her name on it so it's real. I found a GND, 22 year old, she showed up with Jean shorts and small cropped tube top, no bra. Taking her natural be cups out was so easy! Nice alabaster skin, all natural. She was bubbly and very happy (or acted anyways). We drank some Coronas and then she provided all services with energy and effort, BBBJ, kissing, CFS, and said she wanted me to give her my leche on her chest so I obliged. She then asked for CIM, but I was dried at this point. It turns out Camila #3 was the winner! 250 mil plus taxi.

I had set a possible date with another girl, she said she got her boobs done recently and had a checkup nearby. She volunteered to meet me and let me see if I liked her, if I didn't she would leave she said. Awesome service. We agreed to meet at the bar of my building for a drink. Her name was Dani. A mix of Chinese & Colombian, 24 year old, light skin, pretty face and a lot of tattoos but not distracting from her beautiful attitude and smile. Of course I took her upstairs once we agreed on 250 mil. Great kisser, tight body, she's had a lipo I'm sure but nice and firm ass. Tits are still recovering so I couldn't play, but they look promising. She treated me like a king, all positions I wanted, BBBJ, kissing, and started with CFS, but at some point the condom broke and I ended up giving her a hot creampie. So nice seeing my seed pouring out of her. 250 mil.

Now we are talking Medellin! I'm back!

EB.

[Osteoknot]

Breakfast in Medellin sucks. So far I have eaten in Nutibara, Dorado La 70 and Vivre. All breakfasts are equally bad and the latter 2 hotels are rated 4. 5 of 5 at google reviews. Those people that did the reviews must never have tried a breakfast in an European hotel. They will also complain if you go a second round to get more food. In Europe it is always buffet style. How much do I need to spend on a hotel in Medellin to get same quality breakfast as in Europe with buffet style? In Brazil the hotel breakfasts are much better then here and it is buffet style and that is hotel for half price of what I pay here.

By the way noone mentioned hotel Vivre in the thread so I did not know if it was girl friendly but they confirmed and they also accept Venezuelan ID cards.

You are 35 or more pounds overweight and your cholesterol is pushing 260. You take medicine for high blood pressure and if you are not already glucose intolerant you will soon be diabetic. Jajajajaja, I am being intentionally rough on you because the typical "American" breakfast is full of sugar, fat, and let's not forget the cancer causing nitrites. The average American would do a lot better to eat the typical Colombian breakfast. I hope your cultural sensitivity goes beyond food. But yeah, the breakfast at the Dorado sucks. I have stayed there and almost never ate there. Ostee Out and Keep On Keepin' On.

[MstrNinja]

Anybody have any tips for eating healthy in Medellin? Restaurants that have some decent choices you can order on Rappi? No I don't cook or meal prep either haha.

I love Lentijas Express. They're on Rappi. Mundo Verde too. I hit the salad bar at Crapes & Waffles regularly. Not sure if that's available online.

[JjBee62]

Don't worry, I am not telling you to RTFF, jaja.

You will get about ten different reasons for answers.

The most common being it's a sign of blowjob expertise.

The one they always forget about is that the "palito" or little stick left over from the lollipop can be uses as a tussi spoon.

One obvious reason is that the Colombian sweeties love their sweets. Took my girlfriend* to a candy store last week and she was, well like a kid in a candy store.