Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Right! The only time I use a pool in MDE is if its climatizada. Heated.

Right to settle this, according to Weatherspark for Envigado:
Temp, avge day is 76-77 F / 24.5-25 C, avge night is 61-63 F / 16-17 C.
Daily chance of rain 53-87%.
Rain per month 4. 6-10.6 in / 11.5-21.5 cm.
Cloudy 81-95%.

These are facts. How we personally chose to interpret the facts with opinion is subjective.

My home is:
Temp, avge day is 82-84 F / 27.5-29 C, avge night is 66-67 F / 18-19.5 C.
Daily chance of rain 5-7%..

Yes. It's true that you don't live in Medellin and seem to be inexperienced with the weather there.

You just stated you live in Envigado. Envigado is it's own city, located inside the Medellin metropolitan area, but outside of the Medellin city limits.

When you frequently post about El Centro, then complain about the weather in Medellin, but you're actually complaining about the weather in Envigado, it clarifies that you aren't in Medellin, and certainly presents the appearance of someone who is unfamiliar with the local weather.

Chances are, while it's raining in the part of Envigado you mistakenly chose to live in, elsewhere in Envigado the weather is quite nice, and it's downright balmy in El Centro.

If you're from somewhere where the longest daylight period is 14 hours then you're also from a place where the shortest daylight period is 10 hours. That puts it at the 30th parallel, on the same line as Houston, Texas.

Unfortunately, the average daily high and low temperatures are about as useless as a condom dispenser in a convent. For example, Houston has an average daytime temperature of 78°F, with the average nighttime temp dropping to 60°, so it's just a bit colder than Medellin. Correct?

Nope. In Houston, the hottest month averages 91°F for a high, with 99 days per year over 90°, along with 18 days per year with temperature at or below 32°F. Record high and low were 108°F and 5°F.

For comparison, the hottest month in Medellin averages 83°F for a high. The coldest month averages 80°F for a high. The low temperature average for the coldest months is 63°F, raising to a blistering 64°F in the hottest months. Record high and low are 95°F and 50°F.

Name a location, within 30 minutes of latitude of the 30th parallel (north), which has monthly average high temperatures which vary by less than 30°F, and a monthly low temperatures which vary by less than 15°F, with a high to low range of 40°and I'll gladly accept that where you are from has a reasonably acceptable climate. I'm being generous. The range in Medellin is 3°, 1° and 20° respectively.

However, with regards to temperature range, over the entire year, you won't find any place outside of the tropics with more minutes within 10°F of normal comfortable temperature for humans, which is 70°F.

Yes, it rains a lot in Medellin. A 1 hour flight away is the world's largest rain forest. If it didn't rain a lot it would be a complete nightmare. No trees, very little greenery, much worse air quality, dust storms, much higher high temperatures and much lower low temperatures. Worst of all, almost the entire city wouldn't exist. 5 million people can't survive in an area that doesn't have any water.

Here's a suggestion:

If you think the climate in Medellin is so terrible, go somewhere else. Instead of crying like a school girl who broke her favorite crayon, about something you can't change, pack your bags, act like an adult and change your location to one which better suits you. If you're only there because it's one of the few places in the world where you can afford to live and be able to pay for pussy, put on your big boy pants, stop whining about the weather and go fuck.

[Nounce]

That is why I was surprised to see guys like Surf swimming and other guys looking for places to stay with a pool. To me it does not get hot or sunny enough there to be frolicking in a swimming pool.

That is probably because he is a swimmer and use it as an exercise so it is not that weather dependent.

[JustTK]

That is why I was surprised to see guys like Surf swimming and other guys looking for places to stay with a pool. To me it does not get hot or sunny enough there to be frolicking in a swimming pool.

Right! The only time I use a pool in MDE is if its climatizada. Heated.

Right to settle this, according to Weatherspark for Envigado:
Temp, avge day is 76-77 F / 24.5-25 C, avge night is 61-63 F / 16-17 C.
Daily chance of rain 53-87%.
Rain per month 4. 6-10.6 in / 11.5-21.5 cm.
Cloudy 81-95%.

These are facts. How we personally chose to interpret the facts with opinion is subjective.

My home is:
Temp, avge day is 82-84 F / 27.5-29 C, avge night is 66-67 F / 18-19.5 C.
Daily chance of rain 5-7%.
Rain per month 0. 4-0. 5 in / 1-1. 25 cm.
Cloudy 12-18%.

Given these stats, why is my POV not valid when I say IMO it is cold, wet, cloudy and grey?

Is it true that I do not live in MDE and have no experience of the weather here? Lmfao.

[Surfer500]

The length of daylight hours in Medellin varies between 11 hours, 46 minutes and 12 hours. There are only 14 less minutes of daylight on the shortest day, December 22 and the longest day. And the first longest day of the year is February 9.

It has been cloudy and rainy for the past few months. It's cloudy and rainy every year at this time. In the next few weeks the rainy season will be over and you can expect to have almost no rain until sometime in June.

However, those terribly short days will continue to get shorter until June 21. All the way down to about 11 hours and 48 minutes. How depressing.

Well after going to Iceland during the summer before the Pandemic, there was like 23 hours of sunshine and one hour of darkness when I was there. I had to force myself to go to sleep around 11 PM every-night to keep my internal clock right, and you talk about block out curtains in the Hotel, not two, but three curtains.

What is nice here in Colombia is that basically sun up and sun down is 12 hours apart.

Now if you want to be somewhere depressing, try Iceland in the middle of winter when your lucky to have an hour or too of daylight for a few weeks in a row.

Makes sense why there is so much obesity and alcoholism in Iceland.

[PappiRob]

I must be getting old and out of the loop.

How do you get contacts via Facebook. How do you find working girls on Facebook?

Please help.

It definitely a different world, one that I am still navigating and learning about.

This is what I did, and my advice to you:

1) Go to the Columbia main forum and click on "Links to Reports of Distinction" read the relevant ones on Facebook and Medellin.

2) Browse the Medellin forum for the last 4-6 months. Read the reports and advice that applies to you. Skim the rest (for example, I'm not interested in the current debate on weather in Medellin, but there was a bit of advice hidden in some of the posts).

3) If you don't already have one, buy a membership to The Board. Its $25 (which is a drop in the bucket to anyone who is engaged in this hobby), and by doing so you support the board and are able to DM other paying board members. Bitcoin was a PIA for me to figure out and use, but hey that's what works.

4) Once you are a paying member, you can DM members who have a post in which they offered to help with adding Facebook friends and other things in Medellin.

**Note. I said members who have offered to help. You can message whomever you want, but the ones who have offered to help are more likely to be responsive. Please don't DM every active / senior member with a request for more help. Be selective, be polite.

5) Once you have a Facebook page and are "friends" with a few Medellin women, Facebook itself will recommend more "friends". Send request to those you find attractive and are in Medellin. If you are FB Friends with another board member, you can peruse their friends list and send out friend requests, knowing that they are likely to better respond. Usually the women who have a picture of money in the the background, or devil horns on their profile pic are good bets for "working girls". Also the ones who have overtly sexual pics. But be careful, some are only selling pics / videos and aren't interested in meeting up. I would avoid the "OnlyFans" girls, as they seem to be only interested in subscribers. Start a conversation with them a few weeks before you are going to be there, and you'll be able to figure out pretty quickly who is interested in meeting up (also see #2 above).

6) After you have done all of the above, if you still have specific questions, politely ask the board. I have found that most board members are helpful (shout out to ASUDevil1 and Sargon76) if you show that you have done your homework and are still genuinely looking for more info.

I am not an expert by any means on Medellin. I am trying to learn the ropes here as well. The above advice has worked well for me.

Cheers!

[Mr Enternational]

But even when I do venture to centre, it's usually cloudy. Never gets warm enough to sunbathe, for example.

That is why I was surprised to see guys like Surf swimming and other guys looking for places to stay with a pool. To me it does not get hot or sunny enough there to be frolicking in a swimming pool.

[Sun Devil]

This type of post about Seking Girls could be very helpful, if names are accurate.

I found Sara555, pretty girl, but not Abril2919, or Dayana05. Apparently, the names are spelled wrong.

They are there. Abril2919's last active date, as of today, is April 16 and Dayana05's is April 14.

[PappiRob]

This type of post about Seking Girls could be very helpful, if names are accurate.

I found Sara555, pretty girl, but not Abril2919, or Dayana05. Apparently, the names are spelled wrong.

I agree, this is a really helpful. Allows people to look for the girls, although Seeking still doesn't have a search for username, so have to scroll through and hope.

I was able to find all three girls on Seeking yesterday, and favorited them. Not sure how long they will be on there.

[JustTK]

You are obviously not in Medellin. It rained a little this afternoon, just enough to get the streets wet. The prior three or fours days, no rain. Sunshine every day. During the week and a half I have been here, the lows have been in the 60's. I sleep under a sheet, no blankets. I think it gets daylight around 6 am. I'm usually not awake at that hour, but sometimes I've woken up and looked at my watch, without a light, and it's been between 6 and 6:30 am. It gets dark around 6 pm.

Of course I am not in mDE. I am a ghost, a virtual emoji. Paul 69 says so, so it must be true. You do not know that MDE has micro-climates. The north is warmer and dryer, and often sees more sunshine. I live in Envigado, where it is cold and wet and grey most of the time. But even when I do venture to centre, it's usually cloudy. Never gets warm enough to sunbathe, for example. Yes, it gets dark around 6 pm. Thats my point. Just like northern regions in winter. Its depressing to live inside, in cold grey weather. That has been psychologically proven. My hoe it gets dark around 7:30 pm, w 14 and a half hours of daylight.

When I travel with friends to the coast, my USA friends usually complain that its too hot, but I suspect that's bcos they come in their winter, they are not used to warm weather, and they are not very healthy. You say its 60's. I just checked, that's 15 C. Right, so we agree on the temp. That is cold for me.

[Mr Enternational]

This type of post about Seking Girls could be very helpful, if names are accurate.

I found Sara555, pretty girl, but not Abril2919, or Dayana05. Apparently, the names are spelled wrong.

Or could it possibly be they are no longer on the site?

[Hunglow1625]

Where do you see full Vax is required? Gov website says if not fully vaccinated then at least 1 shot AND a Negative test 72 hours before boarding. This is for non residents traveling to Colombia.

Full vaccination is required. Booster shots are not required yet, but don't be surprised if that changes.

Masks are required most places in Colombia, be prepared to wear them like everyone else does.

A COVID test within 24 hours is required to fly back to the US.

Why fool around? Get fully vaccinated, get your booster shot, wear your mask, and enjoy Colombia. Otherwise stay home.

[Sun Devil]

How was the place you stayed in? I like to be in the nicest GF place available.

It was nice and comfortable. The guys at the front desk would copy the cedula of the girl and afterwards the girl and I would go to the room without any question asked. The breakfast was a bit tiresome and thus I would go to Parmessano of the LaStrada shopping center to eat. I spent $392 for 6 nights.

[Fun Luvr]

There has been very little sunshine in MDE in the past months. Rains every day. Grey, cloudy, short daylight hours, like northern regions in winter. Cold due to the altiutude. If you think that's great, good for you! I don't.

You are obviously not in Medellin. It rained a little this afternoon, just enough to get the streets wet. The prior three or fours days, no rain. Sunshine every day. During the week and a half I have been here, the lows have been in the 60's. I sleep under a sheet, no blankets. I think it gets daylight around 6 am. I'm usually not awake at that hour, but sometimes I've woken up and looked at my watch, without a light, and it's been between 6 and 6:30 am. It gets dark around 6 pm.

[Elvis 2008]

Yes, I have been going to that city since 2006, and every time I go there it is rainy and cloudy. I am a digital nomad and have been hanging out more in Guadalajara due to its better weather of sunlight and comparable warmth.

I am like you. I lived in Phoenix for a few years, and it was my favorite climate. Medellin and Bogota are the best for women. I chose Cartagena for a place to settle in because of the weather but the women there want more cash than in other cities.

In all honesty, my favorite city with regards to women and climate is Barranquilla. I would have to loved to have settled down with some sugar babies there and gotten into a routine. The women there want less than Bogota or Medellin but there are just not as many of them. Other issue is there are literally like no touristy things to do but I think you could hang there during the week and head to Santa Marta or Cartagena on the weekends. BAQ has a desert like climate that reminds me a lot of Phoenix, but it does not get as hot.

The reason we settled in Cartagena is that is where she is from but also because I feel much better there than in Bogota or Medellin. The last few times I was in Medellin the weather was rainy, cold, grey, or dark.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I prefer the Central American highlands around 1500 - 2000 meters. I prefer a distinct rainy season vs. Never knowing when it will rain like in MDE. And Bogot is too cold, similar to Quito or Quetzaltenango. A little TOO high up. I'd say MDE has above average weather, but not great weather, because too much rain for my personal tastes. But I spent many years in the desert. La Serena or Via del Mar in Chile is my kind of weather too.

I can't take the damn heat in MDE in mid afternoon its in the 80's with no aircon, that's not spring that's summer to me (with no A / C).

Ill be fucking like an MMA fighter drenched in sweat I can't even pop its so damn hot, I just want an ice cold shower!

No gracias!