Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home? Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

Most barbers in Colombia and other Spanish speaking South American countries these days are Venezuelan refugees. Just like back home you may have to try a few before you get what you want. I have not gotten a haircut back home since years ago when the price went from $13 to $20. The second best haircut I got in my life was in Los Charamicos, DR (best was Dumaguette, Philippines for $2). I have the picture from after that cut in my phone and when I sit down in the chair I show them the picture and say make it just like this.

[Beobeo]

Most of the girls in his video are average looking Colombian girls, they're not 8-10 range. They are 5-6 range (and I'm being generous). There are FB girls that put the blondy he fucked at the end to shame, search the forum for a few examples. You should be able to find similar girls at any casa in Medellin.

Just came across this video and I immediately knew where I have to share it. Are Facebook girls typically as hot as the blondie he's fucking at the end? If not, I'm very curious how this bloke went about surrounding his way around a network of so many 8/10 - 10/10 Colombiana cam girls so I can at least become the second most alpha male in South America? Actually, that silver 2nd place trophy is probably reserved for some of you more experienced mongers in this forum but if I can make the top 100 or even top 1000 on the list I'll die a happy man jajaja.

https://efukt.com/23652_South_Americ...lpha_Male.html

[Osteoknot]

It depends on how picky you are. I just told them to clean me up and make me look good and I got a cut every week. I have 2 barbers back home that I pay 35 and 75 respectively. The Colombian barbers were about $5 US.

In Medellin $75 USD would get you laid twice, jajaja.

And what pray tell makes one barber worth over twice as much as the other guy?

These are the important matters that occupy my mind. Ostee Out.

Here's an old barber joke / riddle. You arrive in a small town in bad need of a haircut. There are two barbers, one has a purrfekt haircut and the other guy looks a mess like his hair was cut with hedge trimmers. Which barber do you go to?

The one with the awful haircut under the assumption that they cut each other's hair. Jajaja, obvious but not so obvious, and I guarantee you most guys here picked the guy with the good haircut, jajaja. Not because they lacked the logical ability to solve the riddle but because we are instinctively drawn to attractiveness without thinking. Think about that and get back to me. Very related to mongering.

[Freddie2019]

I am staying at a hotel near Parque Lleras Medellin. Please would someone let me know: How do I find the Casa's here? Do they advertise online or do you ask a taxi driver? And at Parque Lleras I saw hundreds of girls but can I know which girls are the Working Girls.

[Osteoknot]

9 days later, I can confidently say that I have moved into the intermediate level.

That's an amazing story about how fast you learned Spanish. Thanks, now I feel super lazy about my Spanish, jeje.

You didn't specifically mention, but can I assume that it was worth the effort? That you saw an immediate and direct benefit with the chicas (and in general) that made the extra effort you put in learning Spanish, worth it? You would do it again?

[JjBee62]

Hi all,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I am heading down to Medellin with a few like-minded friends in June. We have already booked an Airbnb in El Poblado.

Thanks to a very helpful senior member, I have already made some Facebook contacts.

Some FB girls have already contacted me, and one seemed to be really interested, but then wanted $300 (that's right three hundred US dollars!) for 3 hours. I passed knowing that the going rate is between 150 000 and 250 000 COP for 2 hours, and the fact that I still have time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Facebook is a new world to me, so I'm still trying to get the hang of it (I didn't have Facebook before, and created an account specifically for this trip).

Before the trip work our some ground rules. It will save some headaches.

Forget about Seeking. It's a waste of time and money for your purposes. Facebook is your best bet. Instead of finding 7 girls who will show up at 7 different times, find 1 girl with 6 friends. They'll all arrive together in 2 taxis. Pick a different group for each night. With Facebook it's easy to see which girl has lots of friends to bring along.

Have a designated driver each night, someone sober to keep watch over everyone.

Forget about Fase Dos. The seats were designed for the Spanish Inquisition. If you want to go to a strip club to collect WhatsApp numbers, forget about it. You'll pay a premium. If you want to party at a strip club, go to La Isla, get a bottle and have fun.

Forget about the Mansion bar. Adding 7 guys will leave limited chica options.

[WonderBoyz]

My posting is slowing down a bit (getting a bit lazy as well). This is mostly because the last few days have been less crazy than the first few.

I came to Medellin for two reasons. First, of course, the women. And second, I wanted to improve my Spanish drastically in a short period of time. I am completely self taught in Spanish. And before this trip, I'd say that I was at a beginner level (still had trouble with some conjugation, object pronouns, and past / future tenses (god I hate grammar terms sometime)) And now, just 9 days later, I can confidently say that I have moved into the intermediate level.

For the last 6 days, I signed myself up for a Intensive Spanish class. I'm talking 6 hours a day in class, using 80% Spanish 20% English, one-on-one with a professor. It was great and I met some amazing people (my teachers) who had amazing life stories. I choose Baselang as my school because I would be able to continue online after the program (but there are tons of other schools in Medellin as well). I paid $400 for unlimited one-on-one classes for the week. By the last day of the week, I was having (broken) conversations about the war in Ukraine, the economic situation in Venezuela, and other "high level topics". It is crazy how fast you can learn a language if you really put effort into it. Plus, at night, there was the added bonus that I was able to practiced what I learned in class with chicas.

Anyways, this is what my schedule looked like for days 4 - 9.

Wake up 7-8 am.

Class 8:30 - 5 pm (with breaks in the middle).

Visit a Casa / Call Over a Facebook Girl to My Apartment: 5 - 7 pm.

Dinner: 7-8:30 pm.

Call Over FB Girl #2 to My Apartment: 9 pm.

Call it a Night: 11-1 am.

As to the chicas:

Chica #6: Fun chica, tiny little spinner. Kinda of shy. One of the best BBBJ in my life, but was just okay in bed. Likely would not repeat.

Chica #7: Casa Chica at Energy. Ok time, but, like many others have said on this form, the casas may not be for me because I like to be in my own space. Likely will not repeat with her.

Chica #8: A FB girl "in-denial" (only does this occasionally). Oh my god, she was so much fun. We got out the tussi and went round after round for 5 hours (she came over at 7 and left at 12). Almost forgot about the money when walking out and I had to remind her. Tall, skinny morena and was great to converse with. Unfortunately, she has not responded to my attempts to schedule a second date:

Chica #9: Fun FB girl. Spinner with a great body. Short, but intense session. And as a plus, I was able to negotiate an amazing rate with her (125 mas taxi). Planning to repeat tonight jaja.

Chica #10: A repeat of chica #2 from day 1. One of my favorites. Only does this on occasion, which, in my opinion, makes her super into everything. Again, we brought out the party supplies and went round after round for 4-5 hours. It was absolutely disgusting. Licking all over, pounding her all over my apartment, wowww. And this time, we even went raw, which felt amazing. Planning to see her again, hopefully with a friend for a threesome.

Chica #11: FB chica that is well known among the mongering seen (friends with a lot of other mongers on FB). Extremely attractive and fun, but wasn't that great in the sack. Didn't see that into it and kept putting pressure on me to finish the session and cum, which was a big turnoff. Likely will not repeat.

Chica #12: Extremely fun, tight little spinner. And by little, this chica must have been 5 ft. She had an amazing body and great attitude. We went through all the positions and 69'ed for what seems like forever. Would repeat.

Chica #13: see chica #9.

[DirtyDJ]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home?

Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

I usually get my haircut and do my pedicure and manicure stuff.

It depends on how picky you are. I just told them to clean me up and make me look good and I got a cut every week. I have 2 barbers back home that I pay 35 and 75 respectively. The Colombian barbers were about $5 US.

[PappiRob]

Hi all,

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I am heading down to Medellin with a few like-minded friends in June. We have already booked an Airbnb in El Poblado.

Thanks to a very helpful senior member, I have already made some Facebook contacts.

Some FB girls have already contacted me, and one seemed to be really interested, but then wanted $300 (that's right three hundred US dollars!) for 3 hours. I passed knowing that the going rate is between 150 000 and 250 000 COP for 2 hours, and the fact that I still have time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Facebook is a new world to me, so I'm still trying to get the hang of it (I didn't have Facebook before, and created an account specifically for this trip).

I'm also thinking of going onto Seeking and checking out some action there, but it sounds like it may be more hit and miss and the women expect more in terms of cash. I have experience with Seeking, so I am more comfortable with it. Although I used it waaaaayyyy back when it was known as Seeking Arrangement and was explicitly a SB / SD site. My understanding is that things have changed, so we'll see.

Its going to be a lightening trip, only 4 days, so we want to make the best of it and spend as much time with the Medellin Chicas as possible.

From what I've gathered reading through the board, Parc Lleras is the place to hang out while looking for action. I understand the Mansion also allows non-staying guests at the bar in the evening for a fee. I'm thinking that we should hit Fas Dos and / or La Isla on the first night there to gather some Whatsapp numbers for the next day or three.

I was wondering if anyone has a local contact who knows the mongering scene and could act as a guide both for going to the right spots and acting as a translator as necessary. My Spanish has deteriorated, and I would say its basic at this point, so it would be great to have someone who is fluent and knows the lay of the land.

Also, since its a bigger group (7 of us) any pointers on how to get that many women at one time to our Airbnb would be appreciate. Maybe an escort company contact or two? Or should I just try inviting half a dozen Facebook girls to a nightly fiesta at the place?

Any help, publicly or privately through DM is appreciated. Thanks in advance!

Cheers!

P.S.

I have mongered before, but it was years ago and mostly in the Dominican Republic and Thailand (and a side trip to Budapest), so I'm not new to the hobby, just new to Medellin and Facebook.

[Osteoknot]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home?

Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

I usually get my haircut and do my pedicure and manicure stuff.

Can't say how good they are, I've had one haircut in the last two years, jajaja.

With so many barbers, there have got to be some good ones, one would think.

[Osteoknot]

As reading DANE stastistics from a Web page. First of all, the work force in Colombia is very "informal" meaning it is hard to know who to count as employed and not employed.

There are many different ways to look at it depending on your methodology. I have this annoying habit of actually analyzing and synthesizing data before I accept it. I prefer a more direct comparison to the USA since I would want to know roughly what levels would be equal to feel like you are living in poverty between these two countries, where I spend most of my time, Colombia and USA. To wit (these numbers are rounded), the poverty level here in Pussy Prison or the USA is around $12,000 USD per for a single individual per year, which equals about 45 million COP per year.

Half the Colombian workforce is at or below the minimum wage of around 12 million pesos per year. If I generously attribute the cost of living (which does not necessarily equilibrate the quality of life) to be about half in Medellin as it is in USA. Then we can use a cut-off of around 22.5 million pesos per year for people living at or below what would be considered the cost-corrected level of poverty for the United States. I think everyone would agree that living at or below the minimum wage would not be much fun, in either country. This puts around 80% of Medellin's living below this level. This is consistent with around 80% of the people in Medellin living in the lowest two social stratas used by the government to develop social welfare programs (although the strata system does not consider the income per person).

I was using a poverty level of 10% for the USA, that could be off as when I Google it now I am seeing a range, but 80% from above is 8 X bigger than 10% which is where I got my guesstimate.

Granted, it's easy to manipulate and use the numbers that support one's viewpoint but that's where I got mine and it's consistent with my empirical and real-world observation. Perhaps I overstated my cut-off point as poverty. More like, "it would suck to try and live on this amount of money. " I certainly consider it debatable and not the final word. In fact, anyone else can have the last word on this as I need to Keep on Keepin' On!

[JjBee62]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home?

Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

I usually get my haircut and do my pedicure and manicure stuff.

I don't go to barbers, because I still have hair and prefer to keep it. The last barber I went to just started with the clippers without asking anything. Took 6 weeks for my hair to grow back to the length I wanted it to be and my hair grows fast.

However, I've always gotten good results at the various hair salons. If you're staying in Laureles there's a street full of them on the south side of Unicentro mall.

[Fun Luvr]

Comparing the poor people in Colombia where the poverty rate is at least eight times higher than in the USA is also full of pitfalls. In a nutshell, poverty is the exception to the rule in North America, while here in Colombia, poverty rules.

The official poverty rate in the US in 2020 (most recent official rate) was 11.4 percent. Eight times that is 91.2. Anyone who believes the poverty rate in Colombia is at least 91.2 percent must be on one of the hullucination trips being discussed here. The official poverty rate in Colombia in 2020 was 37.5 percent.

[RamDavidson84]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home?

Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

I usually get my haircut and do my pedicure and manicure stuff.

I Wasn't impressed with Medellin Barbers, to be fair only been to two. Cartagena had real pros though. Best shave and cut of my life.

[Havana927]

How are the barbers in medellin? Better to get your cut at home?

Because the barbers in Dr are pretty good.

I usually get my haircut and do my pedicure and manicure stuff.