Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Had a bad experience at Sexy Fantasias 2 on carrera 47 girls were nasty but I paid the 50 k and took the best of the bunch I was Immediately turned off when we were getting undressed to fuck and saw a bunch of different antibiotics and and a vaginal cream in her purse. I asked for just a handjob after that and she kept answering the phone and left the room for 2 minutes for reasons unknown. I could not get the thought of the antibiotics out of my head and couldn't cum. Terrible.

I can only imagine this.

Most of the time your in a no win situation in a Casa if a girl provides shitty service once the clothes come off, you would be lucky to get any type of refund, and unless your Spanish is really good, complaining would be a waste of time to whomever runs the place. It would have to be done very diplomatically, not as a personal a-front on the girl, but more a statement about the things she did, and I would think answering the phone would not be tolerated as your paying for time. Albeit your in Colombia, so our take as foreigners is quite different than theirs.

As far as not being able to CUM, I've been in some similar situations, not in a Casa, but after pulling a new girl off the street, when I get in the room if I sense things aren't right, whatever they be, meaning this is not going to be a good experience for whatever reason, I end the session and pay what I agreed to. And a few times the girls resist it, etc. But I just tell them no problem and and am cordial about, and sometimes lie and tell them I'm not feeling well as I know I'm not going to cum, so why try, and I move on.

In the skim of things, 50 K is chump change, and a bad experience can be in the rear view mirror quickly here. You also realize that guys are paying quite a bit more to Fayboo and Tinder girls, and they, like everyone else here have had some terrible experiences, and it does sting more when your paying 200 K and up, but for some, this is chump change as well.

[Mr Enternational]

I would be in a world of hurt if one of my Chicas had access to my phone.

Another thing I do is I mute the phone as well, so whenever there's a call or message, you don't hear it, and to avoid seeing the messages, I always keep my phone face down.

If you are speaking English in front of them with another person or on the phone, they will sometimes run Google Translator without your knowing it to understand what you are saying.

Are you guys talking about normal chicks here or chicks that you are paying? I am in Peru now with a normal chick. A couple of nights ago she came out of the bathroom at the restaurant and saw me doing something on my phone. She tried to look but I did not let her. (I was only organizing some pictures to make it easier to show her, but it is the principle of the thing and she must be trained right.) From then she claimed to be upset.

I had to explain to her that everything was not for her. Stop being fucking nosey. If there was something she needed to know then I would fill her in.

She said but I want to know if you are talking to other women. I said that is not your business. And if I was then what could you even do about it? You can not be with me 24 hours of every day. I explained to her that I do not understand how a woman can be happy but look for things to usurp that happiness. If you are happy then just leave shit alone and enjoy life.

I asked her if she goes to church. She said she had been going to a particular church for 3 years. I said so if the pastor and deacons were in the back room having a meeting then you would just be compelled to bust inside and demand to see what was going on? After all you have been going to this church and giving your money for 3 years, so you are entitled to know right? No. Just because you are a part of something or someone does not make you privy to every minute thing.

This is a talk that I don't mind having with normal chicks about my personal shit. None of that putting the phone face down and on mute and shit. If it is a paid chick then how could it even be an issue? You are here for money and I am here to give it to you without all the bullshit and drama.

A couple of days ago 2 posters had it right in the Santo Domingo thread. In each case 2 paid chicks were either early or late which made them show up at relatively the same time. Instead of trying to hide shit, each poster invited both chicks in and fucked them together.

[Mr Enternational]

I use to sit it the back of taxis / uber / didi but have started sitting in the front for safety and guessing that's maybe why uber has been making you sit in the front. A drive up / by robbery will know for sure your a tourist / target if sitting in the back with the front seat open. If you're in the front, it looks more like 2 locals.

You must be really paranoid to assume only tourists use Uber and locals do not get robbed.

[Mr Enternational]

Before arriving I lined up a number of contacts on SA, although I avoided FB due to the perception those girls may be lower quality.

Key thing you left out is how much can we expect to pay for any of these chicks?

I'm willing to throw money at the problem to get a true girlfriend experience with a gorgeous girl. I think that might be achieved in two ways. Repeating with a high end professional until she mellows

Seems if she is a high end professional then she should already be mellow. What would be professional or worth all that money about her otherwise?

[Taylor707]

Uber in Colombia used to have you sit in front because Uber was not legal and they had to make it look like it was just two friends in a car. And not like a taxi with a passenger in the back.

Oh ya, I remember Uber being illegal here. But it's not anymore and they were still making TedFerguson sit in the back recently. I actually quoted him incorrectly on my post as I was just trying to just quote the taxi part of his post.

In Thailand they've got what's called the "taxi mafia" that control a lot of taxi service there and companies like Grab (they bought Uber out there a few years ago) won't / cannot pick you up in certain places (Bus depots, big taxi stands), but I haven't seen anything like that here.

[Osteoknot]

Probably the smoothest transaction I've had at Ground Zero this trip. Gorgeous little spinner, eager to please, three-hole access. Surprisingly, not a Vennie. She did not quibble one peso over what I paid her or ask for more. I think that was a first. Doesn't use drugs. Squeaky clean.

Afterwards told me she would love to meet me at my hotel sometime. Fun and relaxed. Acted like she didn't want to leave at the end. Put her WhatsApp number into my phone for me and dialed me. Intelligent. I caught her eye the day before when she was working as a paid model for a video that was being shot in Botero Plaza. I think it was for Tik-Tok or something like that. Reflexively sticks her little butt out and spreads her cheeks without thinking.

Super easy to find her, bumped into her again the next day before I even made it all the way to the church, walking from The Nutti. I see hawt chicas every time I go to Ground Zero. Guys write here the selection is down at Ground Zero. Perhaps, doesn't seem like that to me. I see more hawt chicas there than I can get around to fucking, although I go there 2-3 times per week and not every day. Ostee Out.

[Zeos1]

- Uber is great but seems to require you to sit up front which isn't great when traveling with a girl.

I use to sit it the back of taxis / uber / didi but have started sitting in the front for safety and guessing that's maybe why uber has been making you sit in the front. A drive up / by robbery will know for sure your a tourist / target if sitting in the back with the front seat open. If you're in the front, it looks more like 2 locals. Unless your stopped and they're able to stop next to you and look in. Just my opinion and I know it's rare but does happen.

As for which service is best. When I was here in December, Uber seemed to work best but last few months didi has been better for me.

Uber in Colombia used to have you sit in front because Uber was not legal and they had to make it look like it was just two friends in a car. And not like a taxi with a passenger in the back.

[Huacho]

I use to sit it the back of taxis / uber / didi but have started sitting in the front for safety and guessing that's maybe why uber has been making you sit in the front.

Um no. They make you sit up front because Uber is completely illegal in Colombia. That is the reason, and should be food for thought.

[LatinaLover#1]

Thanks for the heads up. I want to be prepared verbally and financially when I go over there. Especially financially.

In terms of girls, yeah, hand picking them now would be a waste as they move all the time. Andrea though has been on my radar but was curious if anyone had her face just so I can get a better idea of the total package.

An attitude can be a turn off especially if she charges 200.00 cop.

You'll find most of those girls won't have the same WA number longer than 6 months better to do as stated above, start your search and conversation when your 30 days out. If you tell them you'll be in Colombia in 2023 they won't give you a second thought.

[JjBee62]

OK, the casa mentioned above that I visited on Thurs is NOT Armonia.

I returned today to find my original casa closed (it was after 5 pm on Sat), so I walked around the shopping mall, and found that there is another casa. I went in and was shown 10-12 chicas, most of them quite shaggable. I did 30 minutes with one. I thought the mamasan quoted me 55 K, but when I handed her 70 K, she only gave me 5 K change, so I guess it was 65 K for 30 min. The most expensive for any of the casas I've been to. The service was dull. Literally a 2 minute CBJ, and then she just lay there like a dead fish. I banged her good though and didn't stop till there was a knock on the door. Oh, there was no shower offered although she decided to have one after the deed and she had only bought 1 towel, so I guess the monger is not seen worthy of such a luxury.

As I was leaving, I saw the logo on the wall and it said "Armonia". So, today I went to Armonia, and on Thur is was a different venue in the same mall.

Just to clear then, when you go into the mall, and walk up some steps on the LHS, after one flight of steps you get to Armonia..

I'm not certain, but the new casa you found sounds like Chicas Punto com. Maybe one of the guys who spend more time in the casas can verify if that's it.

[Fudi Maar]

Armonia Calle 54 (Caracas) #49-97, piso 2, Centro Comercial Boulevard de Caracas.

I thought I'd discovered a new casa, but it's shown on the Medellin map. In a shopping centre, and for the first time since leaving Bogota, I've seen a guy standing on the street handing out little slips of paper to promote the venue. I asked him to take me there. On the 2nd floor. 5-6 chubby, curvy chicas, and I picked Valentina. Very curvy, big tits, even bigger ass. Pricing is 55 K for 30 minutes, and 4 K fee if you decide to walk.

No kissing, but she let me lick gently on her ample breasts. The bang was really good. She fits my body type perfectly. Her face is not nice, but when I am poking the fire, I don't usually look at the mantlepiece.

OK, the casa mentioned above that I visited on Thurs is NOT Armonia.

I returned today to find my original casa closed (it was after 5 pm on Sat), so I walked around the shopping mall, and found that there is another casa. I went in and was shown 10-12 chicas, most of them quite shaggable. I did 30 minutes with one. I thought the mamasan quoted me 55 K, but when I handed her 70 K, she only gave me 5 K change, so I guess it was 65 K for 30 min. The most expensive for any of the casas I've been to. The service was dull. Literally a 2 minute CBJ, and then she just lay there like a dead fish. I banged her good though and didn't stop till there was a knock on the door. Oh, there was no shower offered although she decided to have one after the deed and she had only bought 1 towel, so I guess the monger is not seen worthy of such a luxury.

As I was leaving, I saw the logo on the wall and it said "Armonia". So, today I went to Armonia, and on Thur is was a different venue in the same mall.

Just to clear then, when you go into the mall, and walk up some steps on the LHS, after one flight of steps you get to Armonia.

If you walk into the mall, until you get to a barber shop, and walk up TWO flights of steps on the RHS, then that is the new casa. I'm going to call this the "Hotel Marat casa" because I use the hotel as a guide.

After this session, I went to casa Cuba for another session, and did an hour for 70 K. The difference in quality for just 5 K more was immense.

I will not be returning to Armonia anytime soon.

[Fudi Maar]

The day after arriving I had lunch with my first choice from SA, a college student. We started in Spanish but quickly switched to English (Every girl I chose had some ability to speak English). After lunch, we headed back to my place. We watched a movie and she ended up staying until after dinner. She was extremely affectionate and wanted more sex than my jet lagged body wanted to provide (which is the best problem one can have with a woman).

TedFerguson, excellent report, and good to see that you're making SA work for you.

Are you able to share the rough costs for these girls? If it's a personal question, then feel free to ignore. But I think it would be very useful for others to get a ballpark figure.

For reference, when I was in Bogota, I would not go over 200 K for a couple of hours.

I've just received a text from a Seeking girl in Medellin quoting me $160 (US) or 600 K COP for a couple of hours. There's no way I am going to pay that, of course. Because I've literally just come back after getting GFE at Casa Cuba with a hot curvy babe for an hour for 70 K. Simple economics and convenience tells me this is the way to go. However, as you alluded in your post, the GFE is even better with a chica on Seeking.

[Just Incognito]

Planning for 2023? Terrible idea IMO. I realize it might be exciting looking ahead but shit changes so quick here. Especially with the girls. You'll just be wasting your time (and theirs if you're contacting them) getting your hopes up organizing girls this far in advance. I'd say a month before travelling would be the soonest you should start organizing "dates" and looking for information on them.

As for this particular girl, some have said she has a shitty attitude when they've contacted her. No performance reviews that I know of though.

A day or 2 ahead of time send a round of messages to the tops of your list.

ZERO reason to even really think or plan anything with any chica earlier than that.

Once arrives send out some I.

M here messages with a photo of the view from your balcony or whatever.

If you message too far out not only wasting time and energy on both ends-but putting a stupid gringo target ad higher price tax for being a rookie schmuck for that--also its just asking for chicas to ask you for money for nothing ahead of time.

Seriously, people this green to the scene really better make sure they have solid 24/7 security where they stay because they just scream desperate, rookie gringo.

[CK465]

Planning for 2023? Terrible idea IMO. I realize it might be exciting looking ahead but shit changes so quick here. Especially with the girls. You'll just be wasting your time (and theirs if you're contacting them) getting your hopes up organizing girls this far in advance. I'd say a month before travelling would be the soonest you should start organizing "dates" and looking for information on them.

As for this particular girl, some have said she has a shitty attitude when they've contacted her. No performance reviews that I know of though.

Thanks for the heads up. I want to be prepared verbally and financially when I go over there. Especially financially.

In terms of girls, yeah, hand picking them now would be a waste as they move all the time. Andrea though has been on my radar but was curious if anyone had her face just so I can get a better idea of the total package.

An attitude can be a turn off especially if she charges 200.00 cop.

[FlAdventurer]

The Corner Bar next to the Unicentro mall in Laureles has a bunch of good beers on draft and bottle. You can see their beer list on Untappd. They had a couple of porters when I was there 2 weeks ago. A pretty good craft beer bar.

Not only local beers but they even carry some Belgium brews!