Medellin Reports

[Fudi Maar]

You certainly made that a lot more complicated than it needed to be. Next time try my "No thanks, I'm not interested" method. Whenever someone tries to sell you something you don't want, or is asking a price you're unwilling to pay, just follow this simple 2 step method:

1. Say "No thanks, I'm not interested."

2. Move on.

Not only does it simplify things, but it leaves open the possibility that the person will be selling something you want, at a price you're comfortable with.

You avoid bringing up a bunch of irrelevant crap about free porn or other girls, you eliminate the insults and arguing, and you don't need to create elaborate fantasies about the other person's attitude or performance. You just move on to the next one.

Why turn something simple into a telenovela?

Fair point JjBee62. And saying "No thank you" is something that I would normally do. But sometimes.

I guess it's the same reason why some posters here feel the need to respond to someone else's post and disagree / find-faults and offer unsolicited advice, when all they have to do is simply ignore the post they disagree with, and metaphorically say "No thank you".

[Paulie97]

Reading through the Colombia thread, it seems to a newbie that pussy is abundant and overflowing and you just have to logon to Tinder and SA and you'll have hundreds of girls offering their vagina to you for next to nothing, or a very reasonable price.

Well, right now, as I type, I am having in a Wattsapp convo with a Seeking girl. Not sure if the rules allow it, but here is her Seeking name - "SweetRocker". And I've just blocked her, because on wattaspp, after the formalities, she proceeds to try and sell me 5 videos of her for a price of 35 K COP as a "way of building trust and a relationship" before we actually meet. Then there is the offer of a 200.000 COP payment for videos of her playing with toys. I remind her that I don't need to pay her for nude videos when I can literally watch a million hardcore vids on pornhub.com for free. She, of course, tell me that none of those of those vids are of her, and she is special, and if I ever want to meet her then I need to abide by her rules. This bit got to me. Abide by her rules? WTF? I ask her to pay ME 35.000 COP if I send her photos of my dick so that we can "building trust and a relationship". She responds with insults.

I tell her that there are 10,000 other women like her in Medellin. And if I am paying the money, then I make the rules and not her. She tells me that just because I have money, I have no right to disrespect women. I tell her that just because she has a vagina, she has no right to dis-respect men.

The girls or guys posing as girls selling those videos likely aren't even in Colombia. I had a lot of Cubans on my FB friend list working that game, but now have most of them purged. Those though have typically been honest, with no pretense of meeting. Others will ask for a cash deposit to a Colombian bank account before meeting. But like the ones hawking the videos, videos that may not even be of the person you are talking to, they are unlikely to ever show up for a meeting. It's good to make other members here aware of these scams, as many with little street smarts find their way into this game. JJBee is also correct, there's nothing to be gained from fighting with them, is just wasted energy. Just refuse the offer and move on.

[JjBee62]

Woo. I had one last week the same way. Hell, she asked me why I was leaving so fast. She even tried to get me to take her number.

But I realize that guys are on vacation and they want to "line something up" or party with chicks or fuck some chick because she has pictures on instagram. And they are willing to pay more than pussy costs for these conveniences and fantasies. Besides, it is cheaper than home and they have been saving up and / or have not been on a trip as such in a year or so. For mfs that do it all the time, 200 K sounds ridiculous.

Shit, after my 60 K session I was heading back to get a Vennie that had told me 30 K. Even if I could not fucks her, it would have been worth paying 30 K to see her nekkit and have her sucking on my soft dick.

As you said humble is the key. And there are not going to be any humble chicks floating around Instagram with thousands of men everyday telling them how beautiful they are and all the things they will do for them..

You should have picked La Isla instead of Fase Dos to compare to New Life. Probably should have chosen a different casa too. New Life probably gets more gringos than any other casa, but at Fase Dos almost all the customers are locals.

If we're tossing our best sex stories, here are a couple more. One happened in Dallas. I'd met the girl online, told her I had a free weekend in Dallas and she told me to come see her. Within 10 minutes of her opening the door, we were getting rid of the clothes. Between Friday afternoon and Monday morning the only time we got dressed was to go to the store, where I spent about $30 on groceries. That was the only money I spent for about 70 hours of food, lodging and almost nonstop sex.

The other one was with another girl from online, although I had met her once before. She was vacationing in a nice Oceanview hotel room in Virginia Beach. Since I was in the area for the weekend she told me I could stay with her, but no sex, since my divorce wasn't final yet. I splurged on an expensive seafood dinner for two and had her literally eating out my hand before we finished. A walk on the beach turned into a make out session and soon we were rushing back to the room. Sex was off the charts and all I did was pay for the meals.

Does that mean the best sex can only be found in the US for free? No. Just like the best sex can't only be found in Colombia for 60 k. It's all subjective. What one person considers the best sex, another person would consider terrible.

There's no simple formula. It doesn't matter whether someone is on a short vacation, or if they live in the area. It doesn't matter how much they pay, or how the price compares to prices at home. It doesn't matter if it's taking place on a flattened cardboard box in an alley, or in a $1,000 per night penthouse.

The only thing that matters is if the people involved are satisfied.

The key to being satisfied is understanding what works for you. If you're most comfortable in a 5 star hotel, you might not have a great experience in one of the grubby little rooms at Grill Nueva. If you don't see any reason to spend more than $20-$30 per night on a room, you might not feel good about spending 100 k for a room at Motel Ibiza. If you like big fake butts and tits, you might not be thrilled with an all natural spinner and how good she fucks hasn't much to do with it.

Do your own thing, pay your own price, pick your own girls and don't waste your time trying to figure out what other people are doing.

[Osteoknot]

Just checked with a couple Paisa friends who burn regularly and no you can't just smoke on the street legally. It does happen all the time but it's NOT legal. Cops use their discretion. It would cause a riot to bust a group of Colombians smoking but one Gringo is a no brainer. Even in Park Periodista where I go often, everyone is openly smoking but when cops come by they put the joints out. Don't listen to the bad advice given by another guy here. Let him go out on La 70 or any other street and smoke a joint in front of the police and tell them what he told you to say. Let's see what he reports back. Be smart and. Be safe.

We still don't know the real answer. Your source is a "couple of Paisa friends" and the other dude got tangled in a mini-scam with the policia. One of you is probably more right, we could get the same result from a coin toss. Probably everyone had good intentions with their post, but that doesn't really matter when it comes to the Truth, or what I also like to call the most valuable commodity in the world, "accurate and actionable information." And that you heard here first.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Reading through the Colombia thread, it seems to a newbie that pussy is abundant and overflowing and you just have to logon to Tinder and SA and you'll have hundreds of girls offering their vagina to you for next to nothing, or a very reasonable price.

Well, right now, as I type, I am having in a Wattsapp convo with a Seeking girl. Not sure if the rules allow it, but here is her Seeking name - "SweetRocker". And I've just blocked her, because on wattaspp, after the formalities, she proceeds to try and sell me 5 videos of her for a price of 35 K COP as a "way of building trust and a relationship" before we actually meet. Then there is the offer of a 200.000 COP payment for videos of her playing with toys. I remind her that I don't need to pay her for nude videos when I can literally watch a million hardcore vids on pornhub.com for free. She, of course, tell me that none of those of those vids are of her, and she is special, and if I ever want to meet her then I need to abide by her rules. This bit got to me. Abide by her rules? WTF? I ask her to pay ME 35.000 COP if I send her photos of my dick so that we can "building trust and a relationship". She responds with insults.

Awesome anecdote, thanks for doing your part to make mongering better for everyone.

Imagine if you will if every monger had the self-respect of this guy with only 8 posts.

[GreenToad]

I'm going to lock my investment accounts in case of a scopolamine attack.

I see some threads talking about a second apartment. Does that make things safer because your stuff is in another place? I'm hoping to stick to higher quality SA girls so hoping major tantrums aren't a thing.

I've also read a bit about scopolamine and this one worries me the most. Although unlikely, I don't see how to protect myself against it beyond locking my investment accounts. Any tips there?

Best way to avoid scopolamine when you are out hunting is don't eat or drink anything someone else gives you, and never take your eye off drinks you order (take them with you to the bathroom if needed).

[Osteoknot]

I argue that monger-chica transactions are seldom done at "fair market value. ".

Chicas are mostly living their equilvalent of paycheck to paycheck. Therefore they are often in a situation where they need to make a deal.

Mongers usually have no knowledge of the local market and are under time pressure themselves because vacations don't last forever.

Investopedia Definition: "Fair market value (FMV) is the price of an asset when buyer and seller have reasonable knowledge of it and are willing to trade without pressure. ".

More often than not, there is always pressure of some sort in a mongering transaction.

And there are so many different venues. I guess I would place Ground Zero candy girls at the cheapest (with lots of diamonds in the rough) and I don't know for sure where the high end is, I guess the high dollar strip clubs of some on line dating services? I don't have any experience with the latter.

Yes, it can be hard to get a feel in the short term of fair market value. I feel like I pay fair market value but I spend months here at a time. Your Investopedia quote is essentially saying the same thing I have many times, "The hallmark of a good deal is when both parties are happy."

Appreciate the thoughtful feedback, let's Keep on Keepin' On!

[MarquisdeSade1]

I argue that monger-chica transactions are seldom done at "fair market value. ".

Chicas are mostly living their equilvalent of paycheck to paycheck. Therefore they are often in a situation where they need to make a deal.

Mongers usually have no knowledge of the local market and are under time pressure themselves because vacations don't last forever.

Investopedia Definition: "Fair market value (FMV) is the price of an asset when buyer and seller have reasonable knowledge of it and are willing to trade without pressure. ".

More often than not, there is always pressure of some sort in a mongering transaction.

I am proud to say I typically am undercharged, I posit the less one pays directly improves the quality of the service.

Ask Mr. 3 million cop at La Islas "good for him".

If a puta overcharges someone she is stating she really doesn't want to have sex with them.

Lastly that excuse, that mongers have time pressure because they are on vacation is pure BS.

99.999% of us are on vacation, so unless you took a taxi from the airport during a layover for a quick session.

[Mr Enternational]

Reading through the Colombia thread, it seems to a newbie that pussy is abundant and overflowing and you just have to logon to Tinder and SA and you'll have hundreds of girls offering their vagina

Along with thousands that are not going to show up.

[Mr Enternational]

The best sex I have had in Colombia is with a humble girl that charges 60 k for a session. She loves to play and experiment, and she enjoys her job. She leaves when / if you want her to. There is no better combination.

Woo. I had one last week the same way. Hell, she asked me why I was leaving so fast. She even tried to get me to take her number.

But I realize that guys are on vacation and they want to "line something up" or party with chicks or fuck some chick because she has pictures on instagram. And they are willing to pay more than pussy costs for these conveniences and fantasies. Besides, it is cheaper than home and they have been saving up and / or have not been on a trip as such in a year or so. For mfs that do it all the time, 200 K sounds ridiculous.

Shit, after my 60 K session I was heading back to get a Vennie that had told me 30 K. Even if I could not fucks her, it would have been worth paying 30 K to see her nekkit and have her sucking on my soft dick.

As you said humble is the key. And there are not going to be any humble chicks floating around Instagram with thousands of men everyday telling them how beautiful they are and all the things they will do for them.

A normal chick that I mess with here in Barranquilla stayed 2 days with me until yesterday when I had to act like I was leaving so I could meet up with my other chicks. She asked me how much my 2 bedroom airbnb costs. When I told her $34 (129,000 pesos) per day she was like wow. 3 days in this place costs the same as 1 month in my apartment.

When residents or frequent visitors know information like this, it seems to them ridiculous to pay a chick's rent for 3 months just for a couple hours of fucking her. But like I said before, I definitely see where the vacationers are coming from.

An easy measuring stick is New Life vs Fase 2. You see Colombians constantly coming into New Life fucking chicks for 45 K. In Fase 2 you only see them drinking and partying with the chicks versus going to pay 5 times New Life to fuck them. Maybe to some foreigners a Fase 2 chick is worth 5 times a New Life chick, but looking around and seeing how the locals roll, not to them.

[JjBee62]

Reading through the Colombia thread, it seems to a newbie that pussy is abundant and overflowing and you just have to logon to Tinder and SA and you'll have hundreds of girls offering their vagina to you for next to nothing, or a very reasonable price.

Well, right now, as I type, I am having in a Wattsapp convo with a Seeking girl. Not sure if the rules allow it, but here is her Seeking name - "SweetRocker". And I've just blocked her, because on wattaspp, after the formalities, she proceeds to try and sell me 5 videos of her for a price of 35 K COP as a "way of building trust and a relationship" before we actually meet. Then there is the offer of a 200.000 COP payment for videos of her playing with toys. I remind her that I don't need to pay her for nude videos when I can literally watch a million hardcore vids on pornhub.com for free. She, of course, tell me that none of those of those vids are of her, and she is special, and if I ever want to meet her then I need to abide by her rules. This bit got to me. Abide by her rules? WTF? I ask her to pay ME 35.000 COP if I send her photos of my dick so that we can "building trust and a relationship". She responds with insults.

I tell her that there are 10,000 other women like her in Medellin. And if I am paying the money, then I make the rules and not her. She tells me that just because I have money, I have no right to disrespect women. I tell her that just because she has a vagina, she has no right to dis-respect men.

You certainly made that a lot more complicated than it needed to be. Next time try my "No thanks, I'm not interested" method. Whenever someone tries to sell you something you don't want, or is asking a price you're unwilling to pay, just follow this simple 2 step method:

1. Say "No thanks, I'm not interested."

2. Move on.

Not only does it simplify things, but it leaves open the possibility that the person will be selling something you want, at a price you're comfortable with.

You avoid bringing up a bunch of irrelevant crap about free porn or other girls, you eliminate the insults and arguing, and you don't need to create elaborate fantasies about the other person's attitude or performance. You just move on to the next one.

Why turn something simple into a telenovela?

[TedFerguson]

Hey guys,

Heading to Medellin for the first time next weekend. In terms of safety precautions:

- I chose an Airbnb with 24/7 security in Poblado. I'm hoping the ID checks will encourage good behavior from the chicas. Not sure how common fake IDs are here.

- I'll get a cheap android phone to minimize the impact of mugging. And only carry one card with a low limit outside the apartment.

- I'll probably getting a cheap t-shirt / jeans combo to see if I can tolerate looking like a local.

- I'm going to lock my investment accounts in case of a scopolamine attack.

I see some threads talking about a second apartment. Does that make things safer because your stuff is in another place? I'm hoping to stick to higher quality SA girls so hoping major tantrums aren't a thing.

I've also read a bit about scopolamine and this one worries me the most. Although unlikely, I don't see how to protect myself against it beyond locking my investment accounts. Any tips there?

Also, in case SA falls though, where do you guys think the highest quality girls can be found? La Isla or is there better?

[Nounce]

This was a very good post. Even here on this forum, we see members normalising and condoning 200,250,300 k for a fck, when you can get tons of action for 30,40,50 k...There is no better combination.

Here we go again😂. You are treating this like McDonald which is fine but others may not like that. Elvis has it right on the shit thread.

The comparison you made is not equal. The length of time and the number of fucks may be different. Don't forget there are people get it for free on Seeking and Tinder so what do you say about that? There are people who would insist girl to shower first, or want to have better bed, larger room, or want to have sex on new sheet. El Centro will not be a regular place for them. Think about it as a form of fetish 😎.

[Big Boss Man]

There will always be individual people who pay above and below fair market value,

I argue that monger-chica transactions are seldom done at "fair market value. ".

Chicas are mostly living their equilvalent of paycheck to paycheck. Therefore they are often in a situation where they need to make a deal.

Mongers usually have no knowledge of the local market and are under time pressure themselves because vacations don't last forever.

Investopedia Definition: "Fair market value (FMV) is the price of an asset when buyer and seller have reasonable knowledge of it and are willing to trade without pressure. ".

More often than not, there is always pressure of some sort in a mongering transaction.

[Elvis 2008]

Reading through the Colombia thread, it seems to a newbie that pussy is abundant and overflowing and you just have to logon to Tinder and SA and you'll have hundreds of girls offering their vagina to you for next to nothing, or a very reasonable price.

Well, right now, as I type, I am having in a Wattsapp convo with a Seeking girl. Not sure if the rules allow it, but here is her Seeking name - "SweetRocker". And I've just blocked her, because on wattaspp, after the formalities, she proceeds to try and sell me 5 videos of her for a price of 35 K COP as a "way of building trust and a relationship" before we actually meet. Then there is the offer of a 200.000 COP payment for videos of her playing with toys. I remind her that I don't need to pay her for nude videos when I can literally watch a million hardcore vids on pornhub.com for free. She, of course, tell me that none of those of those vids are of her, and she is special, and if I ever want to meet her then I need to abide by her rules. This bit got to me. Abide by her rules? WTF? I ask her to pay ME 35.000 COP if I send her photos of my dick so that we can "building trust and a relationship". She responds with insults.

I tell her that there are 10,000 other women like her in Medellin.

Why are you telling her anything? The minute a girl asks for money before a meet, block her. You are wasting your time arguing. If you want to do something, screen shot your texts and turn her into SA / seeking management. End of discussion.

I had just fucked a great Vennie who gave me DFK, and wonderful service for 35 K, un rato. Hence my assertive response to this 'beauty queen' who thought her pussy was made of gold.)

Seeking is for longer term or sugar baby relationships. If you are not able to do that because of time or marriage ETC, then you should not bother with seeking.

I have said sugar baby sex is better than ho sex, but part of that is you weed out the ho types and the ones lousy in the sack. On average, the ho sex I had in Colombia was better than a first time meeting with a seeking / SA woman. If you are not looking for a sugar baby relationship, you should not use it. Guys doing that are wasting their money and ruining the site.