Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

One of them in particular might have the best ass known to man at least for a skinny chick.

Obviously, subjectivity plays a huge roll, but I would eat the corn in the shit the came out of that ass. Did I go too far again? Jajajaja. Just a saying, I am not scatological at all.

However, we are like minded on the beauty of ass and that ass is world class. I used to be a lot pickier about what I wanted in an ass, now it's a smorgasbord. But that ass is the lobster tail of the smorgasbord.

Pumpkin just left after a "routine" meaning immensely satisfying session. Bareback all the way, as always, 2-hole minimum cover charge to get in the door, this time mouth and pussy, and let's face it, that is the most common combination.

Caribe is scheduled for a more rare, evening visit. Since it's (Superbowl) Sunday, maybe she is not going it to work at the studio at 10 P as per usual. She surprised me. After I bought her a cheap bed for 300 mil COP, she hasn't skipped a beat and still tries to see me almost every day. I thought since she did not need my bed in which to crash, that she would exit stage left, but no.

She never asks for a peso but it all evens out in the end. We all pay, in some way, one way or another, directly or indirectly, in the short or long term. Physically, she is my best fuck and her orgasms are gut wrenching. I've never heard sounds like the ones that come out of her mouth when she climaxes. Like some kind of undescribed mammal from the Amazon Jungle. Same jungle that contains the pool with the piranha and rabid Pitbulls, jeje.

Oh, and for Caribe, the pink shit is not the draw. She typically uses none, or occasionally she will mention it and then do a microdose where I can almost count the particles that are going up her nose. Then she complains that it burns even with my most pH balanced shit. Jaja, she's crazy and I think she is permanently high. I love her.

Speaking of orgasms, I had a chica climax last night just from licking her nipples and boobs. I went at it, I could tell she was getting turned on so I did all kinds of shit I have used in ages, motorboat, both nipples at the same time while squeezing boobs together, everything I could think of. The fact that the texture of her breasts was purrfekt helped alot. None of that fibrocystic lumpy bag of pebbles shite. Both breasts the exact same consistency throughout, not too hard, not too soft, Hmmmmm. Like a smooth fine leather pouch full of pudding or thick applesauce? Jajaja, that's the best I can come up with of the top of mi moufus. She told me before we started that her favorite thing to do was to get her breasts sucked. That is a question I often ask a girl, "What is your favorite thing to do"? Sexually speaking, por supuesto.

Breast orgasm has happened to me before, a girlfriend or two, possibly three over the decades. I can't place the names or faces but I remember the events because in my experience, breast orgasms are exceedingly rare. Probably even more rare than anal orgasms, but that's hard to know because a lot more girls want their breasts sucked than their asses fucked. Well, again, in my experience.

Ostee Out. I am in a strange frame of mind. I get like this sometimes when I have been fucking and licking and getting sucked for days on end with stops only for short sleep breaks, bathroom, and eating. Kind of numb, but the pleasure is still there. My regular girls know me when I get like this and they show up and assume their positions and sometimes we barely speak at all, but it's not a cold experience, just comfortably very familiar. I am still happy but it's more even, less peaks and valleys.

If there is a pattern, when I feel like this, usually something unusual, novel and unexpected happens that blows my mind for the gazillionth time and it's like hitting the reset button on an old video game. But as we know, trying to call the shots ahead of time in Medellin is a fruitless endeavor. Don't ask what you have in store for Medellin, wonder and be amazed at what Medellin has in store for you. Keep on, Keepin' On my brothers in hijinx.

Dems my teeth after 4 visits and about 700 mil COP. Jaja most, of the work was in the back teeth, I had all my old amalgum mercury containing filliings drilled out and replaced with modern white composite. But hey, while I was there I got a cleaning and two industrial whitening sessions.

[JjBee62]

I wouldn't call it "lab produced" jajaja unless you call a Strata 2 kitchen and a bullet blender a "lab". And the lab 2 CB you are referring to, the drug that started it all, is chemically unrelated to what is being sold on the street now. Whether the best of now is better than the best of then, no one knows for sure, but I think the best of now is pretty damn good.

IKR? It's hard to know what you don't know. Very hard.

Ever seen a meth lab? My brother used to have several rental houses and a few of the renters were cooking meth. One of them ended up in jail after beating his girlfriend into a LifeFlight ride to a level 1 trauma center, and after breaking about 20 windows. The "lab" and the entire house were disgusting but the local news and the police report still called it a lab.

That incident was the last straw for my brother. He dumped all the rental houses.

[JjBee62]

I think I would rather have a beer.

Me too. A Chapinero Porter sounds good.

[Kafka]

Okay so the pink stuff is something like some sort of mind altering ecstasy type drug. I was referring to a very pure form of cocaine which is off color and not cut with the usual crap. Either way I'll stick to a little weed. But party on fuck on.

[ArinBlack]

Who told me on a bad day they don't get any work. I'm talking about girls I would give a 9.7u23867804 wr10=3-r-44uu on scale of beauty.

This is interesting. This is what happens when the supply exceeds the demand. Working girls are littering the streets and have no clients. These girls are "streetwalkers" but I could make the argument they're the most clean, compared to chicas en las casas. There are only 15-20 in a casa, and guaranteed they getting run through daily.

[ElDonX]

Thank you, finally some honest posting of why we all go to Medellin even from very far away, not those ugly, and pregnant skanks someone else posts. I will be making my contribution to the forum soon, stuck in icy conditions up North.

[SureMan]

Longtime lurker and I have so many stories and photos to share from here in Medellin but as this is time sensitive I wanted to check with anyone that is in Medellin if they wanted to get together to have a few beers and watch the Superbowl in Poblado?

If not I am thinking of heading to Patricks Irish Pub near Parque Lleras as I'm sure they will have it playing there. I'd love to meet some of yall and compare some notes.

I've been in Medellin for a few months and my spanish is literally a 1. 5/10 but I've found a few longtime chicas from SA that I've effectively wifed up and able to alternate between. One of them in particular might have the best ass known to man at least for a skinny chick. And of course like the majority of Latin women she fucks like a savage and can orgasm basically on command. I find that in gringas that is missing. The easily and readily available orgams. There's nothing quite like when a chick can cum 5 times and by the 5th she says something like "quiero venir juntos" meaning I want to cum together. The ability to sync up orgasm truly does push things to a level that's hard to beat!

This ass is why I can't ever go back to pasty white chicks with no ass. Once you enjoy a round cinammon colored ass its hard to go back.

Hey bro nice ass.

I will in medellin on the 16 staying at San Peter Apartment.

Cost for 6 nights is 198 USD.

Booked thru Expida.

Hope we can meet up for some beers.

And get some chicas.

Sureman.

[FlappyGilmore]

What's the consensus on streetwalkers in the forum? I'm only interested in pay for play *****monger answers. Personally, I think there is such an abundance of streetwalkers that someone should be fucking them. They might not even get one client per day there's so many.

I think it varies but there are alot of reports here about guys to prefer them. Being a long time lurker on the MDE forum here's what I've learned about the SW's and put into practice other places in Latin America.

There's a good post a few pages back about candy / coffee girls that should help you out.

Gems can be found on the street but risks go up.

Check cedula. If they don't have one move on.

Centro is ground zero so get info about short time rooms in the area ahead of time.

[Surfer500]

I know I am going to get hammered for this, however I did use the search function and could not find anything. If you feel like you have to tell me to RTFF or say that question has been asked 10,000 times before! Go right ahead. Anyway, If you have taken the Moderno or the Pfizer, do you have to have the booster to be considered fully vaccinated for entry into Colombia?

Thanks,

El Mechanico.

Regardless of the requirements, you should get the booster.

Just my advice.

[Surfer500]

All of those things are cheap for the girls. They have good connections and, there are always guys who will provide the drugs for free. Same with all the tattoos. Very few of the girls are paying full price.

Your correct, including many of our own board members who provide the drugs for free, as they like getting high as well.

Lot's of foreigners, not the locals, actually just give the girls the money to procure the drugs, which makes sense so they do not physically have the drugs on them if they were to get stopped.

As an example, sometimes you will see the Police with sniffing dogs patrolling areas, so if a foreigner had some weed on them, they might be in a pickle explaining it if caught, where as a local will just end up having the weed confiscated if it doesn't exceed what your allowed to have and sent on their way.

I don't know how the laws work for foreigners if caught, and I don't intend to put myself in a position to find out, and advise the other board members here to stay clear of having any drugs on them in Colombia, albeit for locals small amounts of cocaine and weed are okay, but I don't know about the infamous "pink powder" people are putting up their noses.

As far as Tattoos, I have no experience in that arena, and didn't know that guy's, I'm assuming Colombians, more so versus foreigners provide that as well to the girls.

[Queens35]

Yesterday, some chica that I was with quoted me 1 million COP for all nighter. Hahahaha!

It's one of those mileroticos girls. Her hourly rate is 120 k. I had to laugh (inside my head only as she was about to stick my dick in her mouth, don't want to piss her off at that moment).

The session ended up being so-so worth about the 120, but that's a long way from 1 million.

Maybe she thinks it's 120 X 8 hours = 1 million. God bless her if she finds a bobo dumb enough to pay it.

[Villainy]

No, not necessary. All you need is a vax card that says you have received a vax (2 shots for most, 1 shot for J&J). That's the current rule. Hopefully it will change soon, once they check the stats and realise their policy is a load of horseshlt.

Not likely. Colombia seems to be focused on the science and not on the podcast opinion pieces. SURA is one of the largest health-care providers in Colombia and I just received an e-mail urging people to get their vaccinations. They noted that 80% of the current hospitalizations for CoVid were unvaccinated people.

[Osteoknot]

What's the consensus on streetwalkers in the forum? I'm only interested in pay for play *****monger answers. Personally, I think there is such an abundance of streetwalkers that someone should be fucking them. They might not even get one client per day there's so many.

Who told me on a bad day they don't get any work. I'm talking about girls I would give a 9.7u23867804 wr10=3-r-44uu on scale of beauty.

[Williston]

Longtime lurker and I have so many stories and photos to share from here in Medellin but as this is time sensitive I wanted to check with anyone that is in Medellin if they wanted to get together to have a few beers and watch the Superbowl in Poblado?

If not I am thinking of heading to Patricks Irish Pub near Parque Lleras as I'm sure they will have it playing there. I'd love to meet some of yall and compare some notes.

I've been in Medellin for a few months and my spanish is literally a 1. 5/10 but I've found a few longtime chicas from SA that I've effectively wifed up and able to alternate between. One of them in particular might have the best ass known to man at least for a skinny chick. And of course like the majority of Latin women she fucks like a savage and can orgasm basically on command. I find that in gringas that is missing. The easily and readily available orgams. There's nothing quite like when a chick can cum 5 times and by the 5th she says something like "quiero venir juntos" meaning I want to cum together. The ability to sync up orgasm truly does push things to a level that's hard to beat!

This ass is why I can't ever go back to pasty white chicks with no ass. Once you enjoy a round cinammon colored ass its hard to go back.

[Knowledge]

I think I would rather have a beer.

It's not cocaine. It's a lab produced psychoactive drug of the 2 C family (which is why it's called tussi). It's a club drug, or party drug which is popular at music festivals.

I tried it once, but didn't take enough for any noticeable effect. The only side effect I know of is that it can cause impotence.