Medellin Reports

[Huacho]

I will do 250 Colombian pesos I thought she meant US.

And it gets down to 20 degrees at night so be sure to bring a big down jacket. But seriously, any country that uses pesos makes it more complicated for the newbie gringo, because the $ sign is also used for pesos and in fact originated that way. Gringos don't face that issue with euro, yen, sterling, etc. Because the symbols are different. Then there is the height and weight thing. If a chica says she is 1,70 and 60 that doesn't mean she is 5 feet tall and weighs 170 pounds. That would be kinda fat to say the least. She means is 1,7 meters tall (between 5'6" and 5'7") and weighs 60 kilograms or 132 pounds. So get a bit familiar with the money, the temperature system, the measurement schemes, and so forth before you go.

[Queens35]

But this seems to be a sloppy way of trying to get it. Is it that many guys that fall for this? (Well I guess so since people are afterall sending money for pics and videos.) But it seems she could have at least tried to be sweet and lure me in instead of biting my head off when I asked for things to do in her hometown.

Nobody ever accused these chicks of being smart businesswomen. Yes, lots of gullible, desperate, and / or dumb gringos who fall for this nonsense.

[Mojo Bandit]

Thanks for the interesting post, What is the difference between la mar. And el mar.? I see many restaurants are called "la mar." and not "el mar.".

I cannot say for sure that the restaurants are playing on this or not but you might want to blame Ernest Hemingway (he had a second home in Cuba) for the restaurants calling themselves that, here is a quote from "The Old Man and the Sea" which was written in Cayo Blanco Cuba.

"he always thought of the sea as 'la Mar.' which is what people call her in Spanish when they love her. Sometimes those who love her say bad things of her but they are always said as though she were a woman. Some of the younger fishermen, those who used buoys as floats for their lines and had motorboats, bought when the shark livers had brought much money, spoke of her as 'el Mar' which is masculine. They spoke of her as a contestant or a place or even an enemy. But the old man always thought of her as feminine and as something that gave or withheld great favours, and if she did wild or wicked things it was because she could not help them. The moon affects her as it does a woman, he thought. "

[Huacho]

Thanks for the interesting post, What is the difference between la mar. And el mar.? I see many restaurants are called "la mar." and not "el mar.".

So that one is like radio but not for the same reason. Nouns that can be feminine or masculine depending on context are known as 'sustantivos ambiguos. ' With 'Mar.' the story I heard was it was originally a neuter noun in Latin. Interestingly, and there are few other nouns like this, even though you can say 'el Mar.' OR 'la Mar.' in the singular, in the plural it is always male, 'LOS mares. ' What I would hear a lot in Spain was 'el Mar.' for the sea but 'alta Mar.' (feminine) for high tide. Here is a decent explanation:

https://www.diccionariodedudas.com/la-mar-o-el-mar/

Note that you will fairly often hear native speakers of Spanish say 'la problema' and one time in a shit hole called Clorinda there was a kid selling water in the street yelling 'La agua la agua la agua' (agua is a feminine noun but takes the masculine article because the initial -a is stressed). Yet another time I heard a chicano in Guatemala bragging about being bilingual and he then said 'la agua,' 'la problema,' and 'la DIA' (should have an accent over the eye) all in the same paragraph. My point is, just like native speakers of English say shit like 'if I was you' doesn't mean it's correct and as you learn Spanish you will hear a lot of bad grammar on the streets.

[AtlNightmare]

That is something you should always clarify. It's very common for girls to say 200 or 250 when they mean 200 or 250 mil pesos. However, there are some girls who expect you to think they are talking in pesos, bit they want dollars when in your room.

The solution is simple. Respond with, for the girl you mentioned.

Siempre pago 200 mil mas taxi, o 250 mil no mas para taxi.

I always pay 200 k plus more for taxi, or 250 k with nothing more for taxi.

Noted will do thanks!

[Osteoknot]

So I get stories, pictures and lessons in economics. Ostee is a true ******.

If I Die Tomorrow I Die a Happy Man (that will be my epitaph on my tombstone).

Until such time, I will continue to document this journey. I have no idea what is next, but I promise it will be different and better.

[Nounce]

..El cura = a priest. La cura = the cure...

Thanks for the interesting post, What is the difference between la mar. And el mar.? I see many restaurants are called "la mar." and not "el mar.".

[Nounce]

... Of course her angle would be money. But this seems to be a sloppy way of trying to get it. Is it that many guys that fall for this? (Well I guess so since people are afterall sending money for pics and videos.) ...

I think that may be her handler who can be a man if you have not confirmed before. That person could be talking to many men so is not keeping track and sending out the pictures to everyone.

[MateoCast98]

Me too and it's served me well over the years. Apply some kind of minimum standard such as '6' or '7' or whatever and then it should be about the vibe with the woman. That will result in the best sex. That's what the board should be about: the best sex and how and where to get it as quickly and cheaply as possible with the least hassle. Running around looking for the elusive '10' or your narrow idea of a '9' will eliminate a lot of great sex. And I don't know from personal experience but I bet chasing '10's' gets mighty costly with only occasional results.

It's very time consuming and expensive. Fortunately I'm in a great financial situation. I'll agree there performance isn't always the best, but when it is? Or when you end up having some chemistry (I'm fluent in Spanish) it's fucking awesome.

[Jimbox]

I differ on that opinion based on personal experience, although we both may be projecting a bit.

I have found several exactly what I call diamonds in the rough. I don't use a numerical rating system because other's peoples opinions on how attractive a girl is to me, is irrelevant.

With that said, I will post fotos of my current diamond in the rough, Pumpkin, who was exactly as you described, a random Ground Zero, 30 mil COP find. And as cute and even gorgeous as she is physically, her personality and sexual proclivities are off the hook and chain. That means exceptional. And she is not the only one, by far.

The Blue Tooth speaker in her hand was a gift or regalo I gave her because she loved mine. The chicas love regalos and they generally assign a psychological value to the gift or regalo that is greater than the actual cost. For example, that little speaker cost me 35 mil COP. From the way she squealed and carried on about it, you would have thought I paid 100 K. Most recently, two days ago, she came to my hotel, stayed for over two hours and charged me 70 K. She lives two blocks from the The Nutti and Ground Zero, so there is no taxi.

I paid her under fair market value determined by The Law of Supply and Demand and yet another reason why it is beneficial to understand that inviolate economic rule. She was happy, I was happy, and that is the hallmark of a good deal, when both parties are happy. Ostee Out.

So I get stories, pictures and lessons in economics. Ostee is a true legend.

[Osteoknot]

Started talking to some chick that lives in Laureles on cupid the other day. She sent me a bunch of pictures and videos and told me her story. Parents died when she was young, bla, bla, bla. She is from Bmanga and when she first went to Medellin got a roommate who she did not know was a cam model and hooker. She said she soon moved out from staying with the chick.

The next day I told her I wanted to check out Bmanga and asked for suggestions on what I should see. She damn near cursed me out telling me to look on google because she is not a tour guide. So I deleted her. Later that day she sent more pics and videos but they all had captions in English and there was no time between them, which means a mass copy and paste job. Then she sends more a few minutes ago.

I have not responded since I deleted her, and she has not spoken, only sending out the photos and shit at random. Of course her angle would be money. But this seems to be a sloppy way of trying to get it. Is it that many guys that fall for this? (Well I guess so since people are afterall sending money for pics and videos.) But it seems she could have at least tried to be sweet and lure me in instead of biting my head off when I asked for things to do in her hometown.

That is more than cultural differences, she is certifiably loca. I have one sleeping in my bed now. The reason they can still be worth it is as my dad taught me, the crazier the chica, the better she fucks. That is a generalization, which I have found to be remarkably true.

[Osteoknot]

She is here now, in my bed, sleeping. She is a Web cam model and got off work at 6 AM, and showed up on my doorstep early this morning. I unblocked her a few days after the incident, I don't remember exactly, when she tried to hack my WU account. This is the first time I have seen her since then. I am going out now with my amigo to get a black market WiFi hot spot SD chip for my fone because the Internet signal is so fucking weak at The Nutti. For those of you guys coming here to The Nutti (Nutibara Hotel) PM me after you arrive and I may be able so solve the same problem for you, cheap, if Internet is important to you.

I am leaving her alone in my room. My computer is locked, my true valuables are in the room safe or on me. There is a ton of little stuff she can pilfer but I say she won't and if I am wrong, I don't really care. She will probably sleep the entire time because she was up all night. I told her if she touched any of my things I would dangle her out my eighth story window by her ankles as a warning, and next time I would drop her. I said it in a way just crazy enough that she wonders if I really would. I am crazy. I wouldn't do it because I am not strong enough. Otherwise, I would. Nobody here is strong enough to do it if she was conscious. Remember what I told you about her before, big and muscular and strong.

Put that in your bong and smoke it. When you start fucking and sucking and 7 AM in the morning, it's not so hard to average 3.5 chicas per day. Jajajajajajajaaaaajajaa.

Ostee Out.

[Mr Enternational]

Started talking to some chick that lives in Laureles on cupid the other day. She sent me a bunch of pictures and videos and told me her story. Parents died when she was young, bla, bla, bla. She is from Bmanga and when she first went to Medellin got a roommate who she did not know was a cam model and hooker. She said she soon moved out from staying with the chick.

The next day I told her I wanted to check out Bmanga and asked for suggestions on what I should see. She damn near cursed me out telling me to look on google because she is not a tour guide. So I deleted her. Later that day she sent more pics and videos but they all had captions in English and there was no time between them, which means a mass copy and paste job. Then she sends more a few minutes ago.

I have not responded since I deleted her, and she has not spoken, only sending out the photos and shit at random. Of course her angle would be money. But this seems to be a sloppy way of trying to get it. Is it that many guys that fall for this? (Well I guess so since people are afterall sending money for pics and videos.) But it seems she could have at least tried to be sweet and lure me in instead of biting my head off when I asked for things to do in her hometown.

[Osteoknot]

A group of 999,999 females and you add one male and that flips the gender from feminine to masculine? Show me something, anything, that is more sexist than that, jajajaja.

Old school Muslim religion. That's one example, if we take it out of the language arena. However, language, culture and therefore religion are all related. So we did not take it out of the arena, we moved it to a multi-purpose stadium.

[Osteoknot]

Arrived at the airport and couldn't buy a sim there so I offered the taxi 90,000 pesos to poblado. That is actually the same rate that I paid when I took uber back to the airport when I went home, so you really don't have to worry about being ripped off like cancun. Offer 90 k and off you go. The hotel I stayed at had to meet the girls in the lobby to bring her up. Hassle. My advice is get a apartment in medellin with airbnb or poblado rentals. Avoid hotels and the walk of shame.

I went to Oviedo mall to change dollars and buy a sim on the second floor. Store had a red sign forgot the name. I received 3900 to 1 at the cambios. The mall is where I saw the hottest girls. If you want to practice game, this is the place.

First night I slept to recover from flight. Got up in the morning and went to loutron. Nasty attitude. Didn't take a girl. The place had a bad feel and bad attitude, so I left. Went to energy casa and they had a large lineup there. Didn't take. Went to casa sexy amigas. Picked a girl from there and got a BBJ for extra 50 k pesos. After busting a nut I was done for the night. Next couple nights I checked out the strip clubs and will condense..

Yes, please spread the word, preach it, Medellin is a subpar mongering destination.

BTW mi amigos, that is what can controls price, not what you pay. You will understand it one day, or I will die trying. Figuratively, por supuesto.

Love you guys, and I want to bear your children. Figuratively, speaking, jajjajjaa.