Guayaquil

[DoomBringer321]

The other day I was chilling and shit as usual when I get a notification sound in my phone that perturbed my moment of contemplation when I was meditating on how to change the quantum physics of the universe, the resolution of the Ukrainian crisis, the proper procedure to do ass to mouth you know the usual shit that keeps me up at night, when I get a PM from 2 different players currently staying over a week each in Guayaquil one of them is DiegoSan the Other Allfun1 distinguished members of this board, therefore I shall proceed to narrate their adventures on this fine motivating day.

Diego San has been here for about 2 days, well now on a you tube video where I shall proceed to roast booking.com and residential Terreros, well the level of dishonesty is mothafucking stunning just stunning you need a solid set of brass motherfucking ball to lie this much online and expect me not to report on it, I became aware of Terreros when a player last year Yankeefan I believe it was stayed in that location when he came to Ecuador to monger, I never went inside I should have, to say this place is an utter shit show is a goddamn understatement the level of clusterfuckery of booking.com to put it at 9. 2 rating is amazing, even more amazing is the fact that Sol del Oriente which is far from ideal has a 7. 4 rating but for 14 $ a day can you really complain, these motherfuckes are charging 32 a day WTF moment #271 of the day, after speaking to DiegoSan and showing him the error of his way he agreed to change location to Sol del Oriente the next day, it's not that the place is that bad it's just dishonest at best they do give you the keys and as long as you pay, you can have threesomes like it's going out of style however, the location is right by Seguro Social, Sucre, and 10 de Agosto let me be clear 95% of you will not like this location it's dark and it has gotten even dustier and dustier each day with drug addicts homeless and general nauseous humans so if you all are dumb enough to get a room here by booking.com be prepared not to travel alone at night it's that fucking bad, yet somehow it has a 9. 2 rating and it costs more than 30 $ a day, Sooo after that shit show where I picked up DiegoSan we proceeded to go to "El Imperio" he had to show his passport and vaccine card naturally the selection was top notch nothing but 6 to 8 floating around naturally, however ma man DiegoSan had a special request he wanted BBJ's now these request are usually on a depending who you are basis, I know for a fact gringo loco has gotten plenty of BBJS even FS for some of the girls at these locations so I figure it was normal right wrong, DiegoSan was shooting so many bricks I was wondering if these women chose the wrong profession, after much disappointments, DiegoSan requested I call a cab which I did and proceeded to go to "entrada de la 8" this was part of my "gringo dangerous" series on youtube but we went in the daytime so it was not that bad we went to 2 place "El puente" and "Obsessions" again ma man was shooting bricks finally the solution was stumbled upon by a 6'4 Afroecuadorian in "Obsession" he explained to me that as part of their COVID enforcement policy they are now sending undercove ministry of health inspector as "clients" to see if girls accept BBBJs and FS and fine them and arrest them, this to me is both sad and stupid, sad because I am a native Floridian and more thatn ounce I recall hommies of mine who had to have their cars impund and had to liste to former street girls give their cry and sob stories additionally pay fines and donate for "sex education" NGO, and stupid from this particular view even if DiegoSan had the intention of being a narc how does a 5'6 white guy with blue eyes in his 60's that can barely put a sentence in Spanish together can be confused with a "ministerio de salud" inspector is beyond my comprehension but I get it the girls were spooked bad timing moment wtf#431 of the day. We ended up going to a clandestine "spa" where there were 8 Venezuelans he picked one paid $60 I believe and got a BBBJ he was so desperately needing what a shit show, after that I was done for the day with him, I have to admit I was disappointing I guess gringo loco's bad habits of having sex with at least 3 women on a slow day and I am projecting that as if all mongers are like that, that means my hommie gringo loco is special as it should be, not all can be alpha males.

As my day was unwinding I get a notification sound from my phone ma man Allfun1 he was landing in a Jet blue flight from NYC about the only good thing that the lifting of these COVID restrictions is the fact that they no longer have you wait outside in the rain like a dumb ass you can now go inside and wait for people at the airport what a relief no more getting wet like when I received Mr Lucky from Texas, he wanted to check out a hotel which I ironically had picked out for DiegoSan hotel sucre unfortunately ma man has some high standards no judgments it's what it's so we ended up in the Marriott, after he unloaded his bags we went to "Juniors" it was the only club open for some reason "Isla del Tesoro" had closed early the cover to Juniors is still 20 $ open bar they had done some amazing remodeling but ma man wanted to tear up the town so I called Camilla a Venezuelan girl that I know from back in the day I negotiated a toda la noche for $150, it was around 1. 30 am and we went to "Callao" unbeknownst to me Wilson's crew celebrating his 47 birthday they were all there, gangsters dope dealers sicarios under normal circumstances I would be concerned but since they adopted me I couldn't feel any safer, the club closed at 2 am, government regulations ma man allfun was not done though we went back to the hotel and tried to buy alcohol from across the street in the gas station no luck you can't buy alcohol after 2 am so he went upstairs to take out his frustration on a fine as Venezuelan spinner that stayed with him after 10.30 the next day.

Hotel Sucre Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFCYgur5ym0&t=19s

Marriot Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWYx2iQ8rA&t=1064s

Imperio Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUW33yAghcs&t=498s

El Puente Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX6gfRrMS2Q&t=22s

Obsession Review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mqQ2Y817g&t=31s

[DoomBringer321]

I would not go within a million miles of these clowns. I do not think that the government of Ecuador will show much appreciation for former US marines trying to promote Ecuador beach towns as destinations for sex tourism.

Awesome as usual spoken to by someone who probably does not live here or understand local politics, Ecuador has a chongo "everywhere" literally the only reason I do not report more on them is that I do not travel to small towns as I used to and most people would not as a matter of habit do not travel to dusty areas. This is not Costa Rica. Case in point this is a former president of Ecuador in the famous "la 18" dancing right in the middle of a *****house don't believe watch the youtube video it was shot 4 years ago. What the Ecuadorian government thinks well they do not care it's legal, case and point "Montanita" a dusty as hell beach town has become such a tourist attraction that people openly consume drug products right in front of the cops. Do this tourist get arrested shot beaten NO why because the area could not sustain itself financially if the government behaved by being totalitarian assholes so yeah amazing opinion that I usually attribute to the unenlightened as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0r-94CaV05s

[Frannie]

I found a site for girls in Guayaquil maybe you check it out for me you all.

https://partyecuador.com/

I would not go withing a million miles of these clowns. I do not think that the government of Ecuador will show much appreciation for former US marines trying to promote Ecuador beach towns as destinations for sex tourism.

[DoomBringer321]

I found a site for girls in Guayaquil maybe you check it out for me you all.

https://partyecuador.com/

[DoomBringer321]

Hey fellow mongers,

I frequent and pretty much live in Medellin. I've traveled all over Colombia, but I've never been to Ecuador. My best friend got kicked out of Columbia so we thought we'd give it a try. We're looking for somewhere to go really late tonight, as well as tomorrow. We're getting a hotel temporarily, because we couldn't find any decent Airbnb's. Any hotel recommendations close to where the action is would be helpful.

You could send a PM to a senior member instead of posting in a loud fashion that you need help there are several expats in Guayaquil but it seems that A. You are broke or be. You want free info when you have the capacity to read and figure it out yourself. Dusty just dusty.

[NuOrigin]

Hey fellow mongers,

I frequent and pretty much live in Medellin. I've traveled all over Colombia, but I've never been to Ecuador. My best friend got kicked out of Columbia so we thought we'd give it a try. We're looking for somewhere to go really late tonight, as well as tomorrow. We're getting a hotel temporarily, because we couldn't find any decent Airbnb's. Any hotel recommendations close to where the action is would be helpful.

[DoomBringer321]

This country used to be like that, however ever since the cable got laid down for high speed in 2009 this country has had amazing speed.

[Wet Nose]

I will do that in the future what I can tell you I know the speed of Hotel del Oriente gringo loco will stay there for 15 more days it's 30 Mpbs for the whole floor, so if other users get connected at the same time I guess you could scroll your Facebook and watch a youtube video, but coding not so much so it's what it's. Room safes are common in Guayaquil however the maintenance of the machines is not so much so about half of the hotel's safes are not functional.

30 mbps is all right for most people.

For me it's the durability of the signal that is important. Having drop outs every 10-15 minutes...Now that's aggravating. My airbnb in Medellin was quite decent in that respect.

[DoomBringer321]

As ma man "gringo locos" visit winds down I believe from the bottom of my hear he is an example to follow in fact I am questioning my life's purpose since ma man dirty macking is on point in the latest edition to ma man's stellar fuckathon he has done several threesomes in "la 18" we took two of his favorites women in their 30's still their performance with BBJS is off the chain told to me by the guys who I have taken over there, the other day we were chilling and shit and we took the girls to a seafood place called "caraguy" it's an amazing place located south of Guayaquil gangland to be sure however it's a wet market and you will find nothing fresher food is amazing, ma man took the girls to eat got some of that highly motivating wacky tobacky and then proceeded to have a good time all in all an amazing experience pictures of the girls in other threesomes.

Some of you all have requested a video of the Thotiana that ma man "gringo loco" took to the restaurant she has obliged us with a video I believe she is on tik tok but I am old as fuck so I don't really understand tik tok I am still stuck on AOL and yahoo you can watch the videos in the links down below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQw7TEF6kyQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5qS7AavnA&t=1090s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHvyZWh-Iy4

[DiegoSan4]

FYI. Hey Doom. Was trying to DM you but your inbox is full.

[DoomBringer321]

Apparently gringo loco has done so much fucking that yesterday he wanted to try out a new experience picking up girls from the street, this is certainly breaking new frontier as a matter of advice I never advise newbies or old timers to do this first of all why would you pay $30 or more for a service when you can get it, in a regulated place for half the price, why deal with struggle working girls when you can get prime beef at the clubs but some people like the "feel" of seediness, it's what it's so ma man yesterday decided after he went to the dentist in one of his last sessions to go to the streets of downtown Guayaquil to try out some of the street level material.

There was a black-haired beauty that had been eyeballing him in all of his visits to the dentist since he needed some of that motivating whacky tobacky he told one of the girls to go get him some.

He got a threesome from the street for about 100 dollars that's 50 for each for an hour not bad if you think about it, I asked my homie how did the session go he said it went well however there was very little intimacy easy to understand it's very hard to find a good threesome most of these girls are not bi or lesbians in real life plus most of them have pimps or boyfriends a new experience to be sure one he probably will not repeat again I took a video of the street scene a lot of hookers to be found in 10 de Agosto I was surprised then again I haven't hit the street literally in years clubs are my preference nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQlNL-tUxM&t=784s

[BoosterSeat]

I'm trying to go to the good clubs coming in this week anyways I can get the WhatsApp number for outcalls?

[DoomBringer321]

I was chilling with ma man gringo loco the other day, but because I am broke could not muster the capacity to go and chill with him at "la 18" had other things going on that day so what end up happening was he went by himself to the place and had sex with 3 girls amazing.

The next day we went to 18St. And since I had already made an attempt to go in but was denied access we went there to see what the problem was so I made my presence be known to the police station, for those that are not aware there is a police barracks right next to 18St. The cop dutifully went to 18St. And was told that the equivalent of "small business association" which has elections and committee and everything had decided to ban me from entering the premise and since they are "private" property the police could not anything about it, I spoke to the pimp who is my hommie on the inside and one of the guys that gives me intelligence on the place, and it seems that the current president of the association was the one that issued the ban since it was her establishment that was hit by my case, and of course I may or may not have been involved in the deportation of my accuser, unfortunately for this particular business owner the day my accuser got detained for overstaying her visa she was in a house with several Venezuelans all in all 9 women were detained and deported from Ecuador, so my guess is that she lost valuable personnel. If I wanted to I could, in theory, bring some allies over and press the issue but why bother, her election is coming up and the new upcoming president has given me assurances that since I bring foreigners my ban will be lifted as long as I don't film cool by me.

We then proceeded to go to Isla del Tesoro at night, I did ask the owner permission to film and did not object, several dime pieces in there, business seems to be picking up, gringo loco did a private dance with a 5'10 sexy Colombian beauty who's waist size was probably a size 1 or 2 very unusual in LA here people like them thick according to gringo loco she was a great dancer but did not have sex with her, my other partner in Ecuador Mr. L will be penetrating her later on in the week to review her performance she gave me some pics to that.

[DoomBringer321]

Hey DM321, could you run the speedtest app in the room everytime when you do a hotel review. The app gives you a report on the quality of the internet in the room. Also, ask them if there're room charges for chicas. Plus...are in-room safes common in Guayaquil?

I will do that in the future what I can tell you I know the speed of Hotel del Oriente gringo loco will stay there for 15 more days it's 30 Mpbs for the whole floor, so if other users get connected at the same time I guess you could scroll your Facebook and watch a youtube video, but coding not so much so it's what it's. Room safes are common in Guayaquil however the maintenance of the machines is not so much so about half of the hotel's safes are not functional.

[Wet Nose]

DiegoSan4 a member who has donated to my legal defense despite the haters made a request to me that perhaps Sol del Oriente might be too dusty by his standards and that perhaps I could find him a hotel with a better view that is just as good so I walked my happy ass over with gringo loco to the hotel Sucre it goes for 22 a day and the rooms have a balcony internet, bathrooms, and cable and a small balcony.

I made a YouTube video on the subject since I have retired from making videos in strip clubs and am concentrating on my growing YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFCYgur5ym0

Hey DM321, could you run the speedtest app in the room everytime when you do a hotel review. The app gives you a report on the quality of the internet in the room. Also, ask them if there're room charges for chicas. Plus...are in-room safes common in Guayaquil?