Guayaquil

[Just Aguy]

Just returned to GYE last week and went to the much acclaimed Isla del Tesoro, it fucking sucked I don´t know what is going on in this goddam city but the quality of the hoes seems to be diminishing the worst of it is that these CHOLA biatches are still charging the same prices as if they are prime colombian beef that they had back in the day. For that kind of hassle I´ll jsut go to 18th street and save myself the trouble.

Peace out.

We are two guys from Europe staying in Guayaquil for one more night. Is there a place for us to go to have some fun? We don't speak any spanish, that is our main concern.

If you can help with some information, that would be great.

[DoomBringer321]

Just returned to GYE last week and went to the much acclaimed Isla del Tesoro, it fucking sucked I don´t know what is going on in this goddam city but the quality of the hoes seems to be diminishing the worst of it is that these CHOLA biatches are still charging the same prices as if they are prime colombian beef that they had back in the day. For that kind of hassle I´ll jsut go to 18th street and save myself the trouble.
Peace out.

[Cnycfl]

I just got back from a short visit to Guayaquil and I asked the taxi driver to take me to Excalibur. He said I know a better place it is exclusive called "The Stock Market" I thought he said stop market, but anyways. It was in Duran and it is way out in the middle of nowhere. It is a beautiful house with a large pool on the river in a gated community. The guy told me it was all Columbianas and they were the best looking girls $100 to $200 and no cover. I had no interest in paying that kind of money but I had to see what the buzz was about. I arrived and found out after I sat down at the bar it was $20 entrance and it included one drink. I said, well I am here so be it. I asked if I could get a vodka redbull as my drink and the bartender said yes. There were 6 girls there...it was a Tuesday night. 1 was fat, 1 heavy and 2 probably in the 7 range and 2 maybe 8! I was not at all impressed. It was a beutiful place but not worth what they were charging and other clubs in Guayaquil have just as nice girls and better. 2 girls came up and said hello and gave a little kiss and walked away. I stayed maybe 20 minutes and left. When I exited they had to call for a taxi so as I waited a guy came out with a bill saying I owed $6 for the Red Bull! I told him in English the place sucked and I was not paying $6 more! An English speaking man came out, I told him he already charged me $20 to look at 6 girls none of which were worth $20. He said okay no problem. After that night several other taxi drivers tried to sell me on "The Stock Market" telling me it was the best place. I told them it sucked. I spoke to another gringo who has lived there for 4 years and he said he kept hearing the buzz so he and 4 other guys got drunk and went out there late. He also agreed saying the chics were way over priced and the drinks were expensive. He also added that because several of them were drunk they padded the bill and it cost them almost $1200 to get out. They were with a business man who was pissed but instead of arguing the charges threw money at them and told them money was nothing to him but they were thieves. So keep this in mind when a taxi offers up the best club "The Stock Exchange!"

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[DoomBringer321]

That club was called the "Swing" don't know if it's still around anymore.

[Cnycfl]

Probably about 1 1/2 years ago I was taken to a club by a local and the girls danced on stage for maybe 3 songs. When they finished on stage they went to a shower on the side that had a big window where the guys watched here shower for a song. Anyone know what I am talking about? If so do we have the name or location and what is it like now?

[DoomBringer321]

AMP's are unheard off in this coutry for some reason even though there is a lot of Asians specifically chinnese in this city, they don't seem to want to fuck foreigners. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or what but usually it is the other way around you see these little chinnese dudes hanging out with these Indian descent hoes around thinking the are the MAN I am afraid you are going to have to stick with the regular massage unless you want to get hoes that advertise as "Masajes Aromaticos" and don't know how to do shit except spread their legs and charge from 30-50 and hour.

Peace out.

[Cnycfl]

I have been to Guayaquil about 9 times now and I love it. I also love a good massage and have found that the Hampton Inn in central is great! I think it is $20 for and hour and it is a professional massage but no "happy ending." I am wondering is there an Oriental Massage place or a parlor that gives "happy endings" maybe more? I really want a good massage but I want to be completely relaxed when it is over. When ever I look for massage in Guayaquil I always get escorts and I do not want to pay escort prices. Any details would be greatly appreciated.

[Vic Flik]

Your story sounds very similar to what happened to me not too long ago. I met this cute dark hair fair skin on Cybercupido and she turn in to a major c#ck teaser. She is about 5'3" glasses 45 year old worked for a lawyer too. PLMK if she sounds like your girl. Hope you have fun. I had a better time with a different non pro also from Cyber cupido.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm in Guayaquil right now. I came down last night to meet a nonpro who works for a big time lawyer here. I met her on an internet site. I had planned to stay at the Best Western ($48), but I got a better deal at the Dreamkapture Inn (1 person $20. 16 or 2 people $31. 36 private bath, free breakfast). So I sent her an email to see if she was going to stay with me (didn't tell her that I needed to know for the reservation) and she got offended. She was still supposed to meet me at the airport when I arrived at 12: 20 am. Needless to say I arrived and she wasn't there. I used someone's cell phone to call her (there were no public telephones in the airport) and she did not answer. So I went to the address (downtown $5 taxi from airport) that she had given me because I had wanted to send her a postcard. She told me it was her house. It was actually her job. Of course nobody was there at 1 in the morning.

I told the taxi driver that I wanted to find a girl for the night. He drove to some spots but didn't see anybody. So he radioed the other drivers and they told him to check a street called Los Rios y Veles. We stopped outside a club there. There were 4 guys (1 working at the club) and 1 girl (guessing she was working) outside. I only speak enough Spanish to get me by so the driver talked to guy. He said it was $40 for the club for the girl to leave then I would have to negotiate anything else with the girl. I said damn that. I didn't even go inside to check the quality. The guy said there should be more SWs down the street. We drove about 100 yards and I saw an SW. Didn't bother even checking her out good because I was ready to get to brass tacks. I asked her how much for all night. She said $40. I asked the driver what he thought. Then she said okay $30. I said deal. I remembered a post from someone about the Rio Hotel being cheap. So I told the driver to take us there.

Got to the Rio Hotel. Prices were $6 or $7 dollars. I didn't know the difference but opted for $7. The next day, looking at the rooms I saw most without a TV. Maybe those were the $6 rooms. I paid for the room and 2 waters ($1 each). I tried to pay for 2 days but the lady said I can only pay 1 day at a time. We went up to room 209. Basic bed and a building, private bath with cold water only. Two towels were there. Extras are $. 50. Condoms are $1. Seems to be many mosquitos but I figured I could turn the ceiling fan on to make it cooler and they would be inactive. It worked. The lady came upstairs with the remote control to turn on the tv. After she set it to a music video station she left with the controller. I guess they don't trust the guests with it. I told the girl to take a shower. She said she was already clean. Shittin me. You are going to get your SW ass in that shower! She wasn't at all my type and I like damn I don't think I want her to stay all night. So after we each showered. She wanted the money before any action jumped off. I gave her a $20 and a $10. She put the condom on and gave a decent CBJ.

Then I started to hit it missionary. But her breath was kicking like Jean Claude Van Damme (note to self: remember to keep mints and extra toothbrushes in toiletry bag). So I flipped her for the doggy. Looked like she was accustomed to back door action. She kept putting her fingers in her ass while I was hitting it. So I asked to do anal. She said I would have to pay extra. I'm like okay $5. She said no $10. I was like I'll pass. Then somehow the subject came up that the $30 was just for one hour. I didn't care because I really didn't want her to stay. She said usual prices on the street are $20 for 15 minutes, $40 for 1 hour, $100 for all night. And she could not stay all night because the pimp is waiting for her to come back and he would beat her if she didn't show. I'm like I'm in GYE for a day. I might as well splurge $10 and hit the a-hole. She wanted to stop fucking and get the extra money from me. So I gave her another $20 and she gave me the $10 back. I hit the doggy first while she played with her clit. Then I made her get on her stomach. I came about 5 minutes later then told her to leave. It was about 2: 30 am.

I went to sleep and woke up several times in the morning to all kinds of street noises. I finally got up about 10: 30. I planned on my first stop being to the non-pro's office. I remembered the direction so I walked there in about 10 minutes from the hotel. She gave me some excuse but I could hardly understand because she only speaks Spanish. I bitched her out though because this is my first time in Ecuador and I didn't do any research outside of mongering and I was depending on her. That is not like me. I usually have a backup and a backup to the backup. I had met another chick in GYE on the same website but didn't even bring her info with me. So, I told her to come to my country next week not knowing anyone and not speaking English and I will not meet her or answer my phone so she can know how it feels.

After about 5 minutes of bitching her out we decided to leave the office to walk around and get lunch. We went to some park right by the University of Guayaquil. It was pretty nice. I ate fish and she ate some kind of seafood soup. Total bill $11. 50 and she told me to throw in a $. 50 tip for the waiter. I asked her if she wanted a boyfriend. She said no she really didn't have time and she wanted to get to know me. I told her damn that. You should have told me that before I traveled 2500 miles. Because I do not want a friend. I am looking for a girlfriend. She wanted me to go back to the office with her. But I already had plans to go to 18th street. When the taxi arrived I told her bye. She said you are not coming? I said no. I do not need a friend. Then I closed the taxi door and went about my business. So now I am going to leave the internet cafe to check out 18th street. I hear it is about 20 minutes from here. I'll try to make the next post tonight or tomorrow. My flight back home leaves at 1: 30 am.

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[Franga]

Guys,

If you´re in Guayaquil, you should take a visit to Calle 18. I thought it was great. I went 5 times. There are about 50 women here and enough gems to keep you happy for a week. The product is always well displayed, almost all are in bikinis, most are early twentys, and the price is a set $6USD, for a 10 minute session. There is a fair bit of hair on display too, which keeps the local oglers happy. Its open every day from 8am to 6pm, from what I gathered. I went on a Sunday and it was open then.

To get there take a taxi, its $3USD from downtown. Tell the taxi driver to go to La diez y ocho (ie.,La 18), and they generally understand. The actual location is at the intersection of Calle 17 (Brazil)and Avenida 27 (Salinas). If you walk down Calle 18 you wont find it, as there is a big concrete wall along Avenida 27 blocking access to the place.

Most of the girls are from the Manabi province, and some are quite goodlooking, with nice bodies. The rooms are small, and the bed is a single. You get some water to wash off with after the deed, so its quite a passable place. The girls all supply rubbers, and all I went with had lube.

To get back to centro you can take a bus from calle 18. I would always take one that said Centro, Bahia on the front. It costs about 20 cents, and takes about 15minutes.

I didn’t perceive any security problems at La 18. It’s a pretty raucous place with most guys sitting around at the bars drinking beer. Food vendors patrol the street too.

If you like low end scenes this place is one of the best I have found. I haven’t been to Quito, just Brazil, Argentina, Peru.

Cant wait to go back, in a few weeks time.

[Surfer]

no doubt nonpros seem more amenable to gringo attention than in Quito. May have something to do with the fact that you see ZERO gringos in GYE, unlike in Quito where you see quite a few.

I took the Icaro flight. Several small carriers do the route but if Artist likes buses more power to him (though NOT anywhere near the Colombian border border at Ipiales). Let us know how it goes Artist.

1 suggestion: go to Brookstone and splurge $20 on the battery powered fan you can hang around your neck. The air pollution, heat and humidity in GYE are truly oppressive (and will make you miss Quito's cool, fresh, air).

[Artisttyp]

some comments

1. I might do the plane but to me 8 hours is nothing in a bus.Ive done up to 18 hrs at a time in mexico from ixtapa to puerto vallarta.I agree it was absolutely insane but I saw really cool stuff.I think ecuador is a beautiful country and the trip from la sierra to la costa should be rewarding.

2. 18 street sounds like my kind of scene and for $6 who gives a shit!

3. Every girl in quito is from guayaquil so Im dying to see the source of all this beauty and if it's as poor as they say maybe my chances of non pro action are even better since Ive heard nothing good about that from quito..only too reserved..quiet ..etc.

[Rayjr]

Ive heard alot of the same things you have about guayaquil but oddly enough on some of the milk and honey travel websites like the virtual tourist there are rave reviews by bird watcher types.

I've been told by someone I know here in new york from guayaquil that it has a miami feel to it.

I'm always on guard and I look spanish with enough knowledge of the language so I should be fine.

I'm getting there from quito by bus which should be another adventure.

Yes of course Im going to hunt.The doombringer has advised me of a little town just outside the city that I will check out.I can see myself going to 18th street as well.

Artisttyp

[Quote=Rayjr]I have been in Guayaquill two times in the last three weeks. I went to 18 street with an older guy i meet in a shoe repair shop.I was a little scared at first and that was my reason for wanting someone i felt comfortable to accompany me.Street18 was a little grimey looking and very much reminded me of a small version of Rio De Janeiro- villa me mosa. the ladies all sported bikinis and there were some that were worth doing.total cost per girl was $6.Please be aware that some of the girls will try to get $2-$4 dollars extra from you if your spanish is not fluent,or they discover that you are a foreigner.I found this to happen with a few of the prettiest girls there. I have since visited many times by myself and had no problems at all.

[Joe Doaks]

Icaro has flights from Quito to Guayaquil for about $50 one-way. Modern aircraft, great service. Anything to avoid that bus ride.

Joe

[Surfer]

Doombringer is the expert.

The riverside malecon is safe and can be a pleasant stroll in daytime hours, but the ONLY comparison to Miami would be the heat and humidity! He has got to be kidding (or has not been back to South Beach since the late 80s before it was gentrified).

I am sure you'll be fine if you use good judgment (though taking the bus from Quito could make one wonder-just kidding). For the first night at least, I would try and book that Best Western to have something set up for after that gruelling
busride. Suerte