Asuncion

[Hola Mundo]

It is Sunday, downtown is almost empty, and most of the places are closed.

I walked to Mall Excelosr around midway, not many people, and *took taxi to Mercado Cuadro but closed. I continue in the same taxi to Villa Mora shopping, but not many people their either. After making a *round around the mall, walked about 10 blocks on Senador Long to Espana Ave, and*I see huge homes, lot of chic places to shop and eat, but all closed. I ended-up eating at a Pizzeria near Mexican Embassy, and waiter asking me if I am a diplomat. *

Because of Sunday, most of the places are closed, and there are only few options.

Thai: While in Villa Mora, I called them several times, but they probably are closed on Sunday.

*Mariana Productions (24hr)

EE. UU 258 piso 1, Dpt. B*

See / Eligio Ayala.

*I called the around 6pm, and said they have 5 girls. It took only 5 minutes for me to get there, and they had only 3. Of three, only a 19 year old was doable asking 150k Gs for an hour and less for 30 min.

*

First warning sign : She would not let me see or touch her pussy saying she is new and shy. I like to take a good look to see if they are clean and there are no sign of any STD. *

Second Warnig sign: After few minutes of CBJ, when it came time to get started she threw towel on top of bed lamp. The only light in the room. I did try to take it off few times, but she covered it back again or turned the light off. *

At this point, I told her I want to see her pussy before going further, but she kept saying I have to trust her, she is shy, and they get medical checkups every 15 days.

Thinking that my money is gone, I dressed-up and asked to speak to *mamasan. She told me that there was no mamasan, and in this house they don't give money back, but I can have any of the other 2 ugly girls. To which, I said no, and continue to ask for money back, and sat in the living room acting like I am not leaving. Finally, she went to the opposite apartment, and came back with an older woman. This older woman was very polite, and offered me a choice of another girl or 100k Gs. I took the money and left thinking I would have not gotten my money back in any other country. In reality, I would have left without money if there was any hint if threat or violence.

El Eden (24hr)

Azara 495 and Mexico.

Next, I walked to this place, they presented three girls, but nothing doable.

Deseo Agency (24 hs)

14 de Mayo 1008 see / Manduvira.

This is very close to Mall Excelosr, and, while at the mall during afternoon, I rang the bell few times at the blue house, but no one answered. Later in the evening, I called but again no answer.

[Hola Mundo]

It has been raining since last 24 hrs, and I hope all those Mosquitos that bit me last night are drowned and dead. Those dam little creatures are everywhere in the room, hotel Lobby and the restaurant I was eating last night. During dinner, my Mosquito bites started swelling, nothing like I have seen before, I asked the waiter if it is normal, and he said, yes don't worry, and only the ones bite during the afternoon are dangerous. Luckily, all swelling was gone by the morning.

With no rain stopping, around 11 am, I started walking when it was little slow, asked around and bought an umbrella in 10k Gs. With the rain and weekend, most of the businesses are closed, and sometimes *it seems like I am the only one walking In several blocks on some streets.

Hotel: I am staying at Palmas Del Sol. 154k Gs per night, very nice and clean, quite, decent breakfast included. Knowing that gets booked earlier, I made reservation few weeks in advance. *

Valkirias: *Azara 905 e / EE. UU. And Tacuary 1er Piso Dpto. A.

021 441943.

At about I1:30 AM, I called confirming that they are open and have 3 girls. However, when I got there they asked me to comeback after 20 minutes.

Cerro Corá 462*

E / México and Caballero.

Next, I walked to this place, and there are door bells all over the place, and I rang couple but no answer. Not sure about being at the right place, I went around to look if I had copied and pasted their phone, but didn't find any.

I went back again with in 10-15 minute, stayed at the building entrance and, this time, pushed bell little harder a couple of times. Finally, from the first floor, a girl poked her head, and I asked if there are any girls, and she said yes. The showed only 2 girls, and I went with Sara, a tall blond. 150k Gs / HR. They mentioned that they don't have 30 min rate, and the other option is 45 min for 120k Gs. Before agreeing, I asked to talk with Sara again to make sure that there is a chemistry, and after 1 hour I left satisfied. Later, she mentioned to be 35 and having 2 kids. Primarily, I pick the girl based on the personality, and how she looks, and not the age.

This place is very clean, they provided sandals, small soap bar, and a clean towel. However, after reading recent reviews about places on Asuncion, I had my own towel and soap.

I asked them for the phone number, they gave a card with the following info:

Inn & Resort Hospedaje.

Lunes a Sábado.

De 10:00 a 21:00.

Tel: 446 760 and (0981) 937 629.

I will update card image when have the ability.

Choperia Punto del Puerto: is a great place to end your day. While there listening to live music, a van full of girls showed-up with a huge inflated dick, and started *going around tables partying and collecting money for the bride. I had two huge coldest Pilsen bottles and a huge Empanada de Carne (31K Gs) and left after midnight.

Safety: General advise I got from the bar / restaurant staff to taxi after midnight, and be careful around Plaza Uruguay toward the Hotel Palmas Del Sol. I felt safe to walk to Plaza de Heroes taking Palma Street, but after that I took taxi to Hotel. On Palma Street, there were few hookers, but nothing outstanding.

Thanks to excellent revent report by "Dickhead" and others, I am able to enjoy my time.

[Artisttyp]

Excellent reports Dickhead! There are very mixed reports on different boards about Asuncion, but you.

Gave by far the best information.

Now I am sure that I should not go there. I 'll better stay in Buenos Aires on my next trip in October / November.

Lueck Hoff

Outstanding!

[Lueck Hoff]

Excellent reports Dickhead! There are very mixed reports on different boards about Asuncion, but you.

Gave by far the best information.

Now I am sure that I should not go there. I 'll better stay in Buenos Aires on my next trip in October / November.

Lueck Hoff

[Dickhead]

Went to 14 de mayo 1008 around midnight, spooky walking around up there, fag not there, three chicas and only one do-able. Antonela was her name which brought back memories of the first paraguaya I ever fucked in Nuevo Estilo Boliche in BA. Took a half hour for 80k. Asked her to rub my feet, which are very sore. She said no. So I banged her for about fifteen minutes, nutted, and left.

Prior to checking out I returned my liter deposit bottle for 5k and replaced the two Brahma I drank from the mini-bar, saving another whopping 4.3k. Ate as much breakfast as humanly possible and headed for the bus stop on Oliva. Had to wait less than a minute for the 30-2 airport bus. Boarded at 10:01 and arrived at 10:51. But, there was not much traffic. The route is Cerro Corá, República Francesa, Mariscal López, General San Martín (which going the other way is Republica de Argentina and heads towards Terminal de Omnibús) , then Aviadores de Chaco to the airport. The fare is 2 8k and I noticed I got a different color ticket than those paying 2.3k. There was a ticket check at the Plaza de Something or Other which had a special lane for the buses to enter. The bus was not crowded. The route takes you past numerous privados and also goes very close to the 'high end' privado Thai that I reported on. Goes by the women's prison too if you want to troll for a cheap fuck among the prisoners being released.

The food and drink is reasonable outside of security but they don't seem to run the AC and it was already 26.5C when I got here at 11 AM. A 630 ml Pilsen is 13k but the lata is 6k so that is a better value. Inside security they gouge you. Empanadas are 6k outside security and a ridiculous 13k inside. The wifi here is free and works. Note it did not work when I was last in Plaza de lo Héroes. This is courtesy of 'Tigo' which appears to be the number 1 cell company here.

I like Pluna because the check in agent said the flight would not be very full and so I could take both my backpacks on board. I was prepared to pay. He advised me that I would not be able to get my large bottle of sunscreen through security but he noted, 'It is worth less than the thirty dollars to check the bag, right? ' So I left the sunscreen on top of the trash can, finished off my water, and went through security. Later I realized I had gotten through with the cheap imitation 'Swiss Army Knife' I had bought in Alberti. They will probably take it away from me in Montevideo. 12 Argie pesos down the drain if that happens but I got some service out of it. Also they could have given less of a fuck about the liquids and creams I had put in a plastic bag and I am sure the sunscreen would have gotten through, too. The airport is very empty right now.

Good-bye, Paraguay. No real problems here on any of my visits but nothing memorable either. If you are going to come here for a few days, come during the week, is my advice. ¡Suerte a todos!

[Dickhead]

Went back to Caballero 903 and all the same women were there so I fucked the same one, Pamela. Total GFE, BBJ, CIM to which she said 'Qué rica!' and even a better room. There were four women there and they only have three rooms so I am not sure about that math. Again, no madam or anything. Walk in and they are all standing there. Tonight I will take Viagra and go back to 14 de mayo 1008. Yesterday I had lunch at a good, cheap Brazilian place: Cantinho do Brasil, Iturbe 654. Had dinner at Bolsi, more of an upper-end place. The food here is very nicely presented. I had the lasagna 'bolognesa' but it had both red and white sauce, and the white sauce (on top, fortunately) was not very good. And, the dish was too salty, a common phenomenon in Argentina that I had not run across here. This was the most expensive meal I had here. 34k for the lasagna so 50k with beer (64 CL Brahma; no Pilsen) and tip. I would give it a C+. A C for the lasagna, although a B for the presentation, and the bread was better than some other places. Service was slow and it was early and not busy. I think Biggest is a much better value. Saw some cute regular chicas there, too. The best empanadas I found were at 'El Shadai,' 15 de agosto 263 (that might not be the exact number but it is darn close). 2k each including your choice of bread or mandioca. Both the bread and the mandioca are good and the bread even comes warm. I thought the chicken were the best but the beef were good, too. Avoid the ham and cheese unless you are really into salt. 3 makes a meal while 2 is a nice snack.

What else? The minimum wage here is 1,658,232 guaranies per month. I changed $35 USD today and got 3910, although later in the day the same place was offering 3915. 1,658,232 / 3910 = $424.10 per month.

Beer prices per can at Ña Kuka: Kaiser 2.315k, Victoria 2.855k, Budweiser 3.250k, Brahma (consistently the most expensive brand) 3.970k. Several other brands are sold here as well but not Pilsen, for whatever reason. Both the Palace and the San Diego charge 6k for beers from the mini bar. 7.5k to 8.5k is what I have seen for Pilsen in returnable liters and the deposit is 5k. Gas stations and kioscos were charging 4-4.5k for a can of Pilsen and 5k for Brahma. I prefer Pilsen but that Kaiser was just fine so I drank a lot of it.

Hotel San Diego is recommended. No idea if it is chica friendly because I don't do that. Breakfast does have meat and cheese but no cereal or yogurt that I saw. Juice is not fake. Coffee is better than at either Palace or Armelé. Not as much selection but you can fill your gut. Nice and quiet, AC works well, fridge does not make noise. Water pressure in the shower is not too good. Only one public computer but the wifi was reliable enough to listen to ESPN baseball. Wish I had stayed here from the get-go. It has black out curtains too. I did not attempt to negotiate from the stated price of 100k and they charge 10% more if you use a credit card. BTW the VAT is 10% (included in the 100k). They do serve lunch and dinner but I never tried them. Lunch menu varies from day to day, usual milanesa and pasta and such for 12-14k. If that hotel is not cheap enough for you there is one for 85k across from Supermercado Santa Rosa on Pte. Franco 600. It looked okay but the wifi only reaches some rooms and not others. They have at least two public computers, though.

Pussy and beer and beer and pussy and then more beer and more pussy so if you are looking for anything else, don't bother. The live music I saw was not good and they are still into karaoke. I would say the average restaurant here is better than in Buenos Aires and the waiters don't give you counterfeit bills with your change. The sun is very intense even when it is not particularly hot. Two cloudy days right in the middle of the trip helped a lot. There are some cute women walking around but the average is nothing to write home about.

[Dickhead]

I have nothing to report from Sunday other than I tried to drink twenty beers but I only made it to seventeen by midnight and I figured anything after that didn't count so I went back to my room and passed out. That is the most I have drunk since I gave up the hard stuff a couple of years ago. Tomorrow is my last day here. I think I will go back to Caballero 903 and 14 de mayo 1008 and call it a wrap.

[Dickhead]

That picture of Yesica is representative but Coral is sucking in her gut, big time. The fair at the puerto was not too exciting although there were some cute "payasas" or clowns. Food safety practices were appalling. In contrast to what I said about Supermercado Santa Rosa, I now believe Ña Haku or something similar, Ña something, at the corner of Garibaldi and Presidente Franco to be better, and I do not believe they close at mid-day. One cashier is very cute. Santa Rosa runs out of stuff in the fiambrería so get there in the morning if you go that route. Regarding apartments, at Presidente Franco 982 (my notes say 982 but it seems to me it should be an odd number, but you can't miss it) near Colóand (between Colóand and Montevideo) there is a large apartment building that rents by the month. See the portero or call 491-210. I did not talk price or look at them, but he said he had two 2 bedrooms and 2 one bedrooms currently available to rent by the month. I had another number written down for some on Oliva but I can't find it right now.

Exchange rates are worse on Saturdays so try to plan around that. Wing man leaving yesterday reports cab to the airport as 90k.

[Pija666]

Trying to put some pictures on Dickhead's tales I found this links.

Coral from haren.

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/h...al-escort.html

Yessica from gozanos VIP.

http://www.hot.com.py/acompanantes/g...ca-escort.html

Since he can't remember other names. I can't help anymore. Haha.

[HappyGoLucky]

If you get the urge to try something different, there can be quite a few SWs on Mariscal Lopez down near the University after 9 or 10 pm. There's a stretch of about a kilometer, mas o menos, after the Stock store and before the univ. where they stand on corners and sometimes in front of strip malls and eateries. In the same area are some of the best love motels in Paraguay in the blocks behind Mariscal Lopez. The asking rate is generally $100 mil. though it's always negotiable. Half the fun is chatting up the talent and picking a love spot; there are literally dozens of motels some of which look like palaces straight out of Las Vegas. Some of the girls are pretty obvious in their little short shorts, and others are dressed more modestly like club girls and students. They almost always stand in pairs like they're waiting for something, other than a bus.

[Zircon]

Took the chicken bus from Clorinda (never go to this town; it reminded me of Cambodia) , Argentina. Had a little trouble because they will not let non-Mercosur people cross the foot bridge in Clorinda, because they have no way to give them the exit stamp. Had to take a combi van, very uncomfortable. 10km to Puente Falcóand, to catch the chicken bus. 5k guaranies. This bus goes to the bus terminal so I got off at Mariscal López and took a city bus into town. I think that was 1500 guaranies. Got off at Colóand and B. Constant and walked two and a half blocks to the Asuncióand Palace. Could have ridden one more stop but the exhaust fumes were getting to me. This hotel is not a palace. Kind of run down in the lobby, and run down in the room too. Small TV (like 13 inches max) , poor lock, but good hard bed and roomy. Got cleaned up (raging hot water, good water pressure, flimsy shower curtain so leaked everywhere, but decent thick towels). Shampoo smelled funny which fit right in with clothes I had washed in Clorinda, which smell like disinfectant or insecticide. So all that made me feel quite romantic.

I had changed 100 Argie pesos in Clorinda for 87k guaranies, but was then offered 89. 1 on the paraguayan side of the bridge. That was just to have money for the bus and the cab I did not take. I figured I'd take a cab from Mariscal López but some lady on the chicken bus told me what city buses went to centro so fine. Anyway I needed to become a guaranillionaire, one of the things I like about Paraguay. Got a million guarnies at the HSBC ATM on Estrella and O'Leary. Had seen a clean looking restaurant on Estrella between O'Leary and Ayolas but when I went in, it turned out to be a buffet with lukewarm chafing dishes. I must say I have not seen Sterno in a very long time. Left. Went in another restaurant on the same block, smelled like [CodeWord140] worse than any restaurant I have ever entered. Left. Went to the good old Chopería del Puerto on Colóand and Palma and ordered tallarines estofados con carne. This is supposed to be bow-tie pasta and estofado means stuffed. What it actually was, was spinach linguine with large chunks of stew meat. I was starving since I had not found anything even remotely resembling a meal since I had left Formosa on Monday. It was actually quite good and the Pilsen beer was near freezing as usual. On the chalkboard it listed two prices for all the specials. I think this one was 7k and 12k. 23k total was the bill, so I asked the waiter what the difference in price was and he said 7k was for a half portion. I am not a big eater and if this was the full portion I would hate to see the half portion. I could have easily eaten two and probably should have.

The outlets in the hotel are of the two round prong type which will not work with anything I had with me, so I bought an adapter for 3k and of course it did not work because it had no ground. Also bought some beer and snacks at a fairly large grocery, which had no Pilsen. Got some cheap brand called Kaiser, never heard of it, tasted fine. Time for pussy now. Because I could not stay on the net long because my computer was not charged, I quickly pulled several addresses that were all on the same couple of streets. Had a bunch on Azará but before Gral. Díaz turned into Azará I recognized 14 de Mayo and headed up the hill to 1008, an address that seemed familiar, and the neighborhood did too so I knew I had been there before.

Yep. Blue door, cheery fag receptionist, definitely familiar. So out comes a chica, looks okay, friendly, missing a tooth or two, introduces herself, stands there. Ummm there is only that one chica. Well, my feet are sore and I have not had pussy in about five days. Confirmed the price, as reported. 120k la hora. Andrea is her name. I am not expecting too much at this point. Room is fine and has a clock and I think I have been in it before, fake brick wallpaper. Immediately starts BBBJ! An Asuncióand first! It was good, too, not just nibbling around. Thought about cumming in her mouth but I think she knew what I was thinking so on went the plastic condom (even though my perfectly good US condom was displayed prominently on the mesita) and then it is the dick breaking, ball smashing guaraní reverse cowgirl. But she had a firm body and a nice ass so that was okay for a while and then some more positions and busted a nut around the 40 minute mark. Washed up, had a nice chat about Buenos Aires and how there are no clocks and they knock on the door after 40 minutes. 24 alleged years (my guess was 23) , one kid, a 5 year old boy. I guessed both age and sex which amazed her. The age guess was based on her age minus 18. Talked some more about why Argies are racist and why paraguayas thus lie in the clubs and say they are from Misiones. Nice gal. Will not repeat, of course. She did insist they were open 24-7, about which there has been some discussion on the board, but said they really did not have very many chicas working there right now.

Tomorrow I will go to some places on Azará. I think my approach will be one street per day. My budget is only going to allow one chica a day unless I want to go the half hour route and-or find a cheaper hotel. The former seems more likely than the latter but I will be interested to see what the breakfast is like. If it is very poor I may bail on this hotel. The big thing for a lot of guys is it is chica friendly but I cannot really see bringing chicas back to my hotel in this town.

Liters of beer at the grocery are more expensive than in BA by 10 or 15% but single cans are cheaper by about the same margin. So you win a few and you lose a few.

Good stories Dickhead. Very amusing.

[HappyGoLucky]

Then I went to El Lido, a diner on Palma and I think Chile. This place is great. Fat, old, professional waitresses. I was a line cook for a lot of years and worked in a couple of diners so it was fascinating to me. Had a really good slice of ham and cheese quiche and an ice cold 630 ml Pilsen in a bucket of ice, and flirted shamelessly with the two women having lunch next to me. Gato Hunter, this is not the place they burned the burgers. I might eat here every day. Slammed two more cans of beer on my way back to the hotel and I think a nap is in order.

Oh yeah, the drinking age here is 20, unlike most places in Latin America. I am sure it is rigorously enforced. Although, the doormen at Toc Toc were definitely checking IDs last night. Also 2011 is Paraguay's bicentennial in case anyone gives a shit.

A couple years ago, the Lido had some of the best Surubi I've eaten; I liked sitting outside on the sidewalk watching the ceremonial changing of the guards across the street. On occasion I've noticed a few hot Paraguaya tourist police in that area during the day and struck up a conversation once with one until I found myself sort of surrounded by other policeMEN wondering what I was up to.

[Dickhead]

Well, in addition to being obviously homosexual the gentleman was definitely rather obese. But he was quite friendly and no one was yelling at anyone. Although, as I said, I don't remember why I left last year, I left before initiating a session. But fags can sure be bitchy at times. It is a big house; I am confident we are referring to the same place, but we ran into no such issues. Mass lineups are common here. See my previous posts. All 3 were presented at once today as well. I do not like them either. I have seen that in BA occasionally, notably at Maipú 459.

I've been smelling a strange, unfamiliar odor here in the San Diego and I finally figured out what it is, and why it's so unfamiliar. It's fresh paint! My $26 room is freshly painted! I believe my room in the Palace might have been painted during the Eisenhower administration, although the wallpaper was apparently selected by either Herbert Hoover or J. Edgar Hoover. The Armelé was probably last painted during the López era, but it is hard to say if it was during the Carlos López period or the Francisco López Solano Carillo period. My money would be on Carlos.

And it's after midnight and still pretty quiet. I do hear the band from the Chopería but I don't hear anything from Toc Toc. I have stepped on glass shards about half a dozen times but with no ill effects and I am on my eighth beer so I expect to sleep fairly well.

You said, "too many other options in town to waste time." I don't think you meant it this way but there are certainly a lot of options here to waste time. In fact, wasting time seems like about all there is to do here. It's a good thing the entire point of my trip was to waste forty days at a moderate cost. I think I have done a good job. Almost every place I have been on this trip was a complete waste of time, except for Foz de Iguazú. I for sure don't think it makes sense to come up here from BA for three or four days in the middle of a two week vacation like guys are doing. That's a complete waste of time to my way of thinking. It is only slightly cheaper and you will never recoup your travel costs, and the sex is much more mechanical, in my experience. I have had many memorable sexual experiences in privados in BA and zero here. Uruguay is much closer, and is also a complete waste of time, so that would be a more efficient way to go. Now if you want to waste time and money you could go to Santiago de Chile, where the sex is completely lame but costs three times as much.

[HappyGoLucky]

I had such bad service in Babilonia, I swore never to go back (I think it was Babilonia- a big house?) Anyway, the gay guy was a large fat dude with a big mouth who kept yelling in the hallway at all the girls during my whole session. When I arrived he took me into the suite and had all the girls come in at once together and form a line. I hate that. I like to meet them one at a time to feel out their chemistry as much as possible. I ended up picking a little spinner who immediately left and returned about 10 minutes later with a can of spray air freshener; she sprayed so much in the room it looked like the fog in San Francisco. THEN, she disappeared into the suite's bathroom for another 10 minutes. The rest of the session was interrupted by occasional cell phone text messages which she felt obliged to read. I've never had a session like that, and I don't like to argue. Upon leaving, I empathetically remarked that it seemed like she didn't like her work very much; she had an expression on her face like,"What?" Sometimes, there's just no point in going into details; too many other options in town to waste time. Let the fat gay dude sort it out; he seems to enjoy it.

Suerte DH, and as they say,"Past performance is no guarantee of future results".

-HGL.

Anyway this time the doorman was not gay. When I say he was not gay, I mean "gay" is nowhere near sufficient to describe what a raging, flaming, simpering homosexual he was. But that is fine. He said there were three "linda chicas" so I figured maybe one doable and two house pigs. No. Three doable chicas were presented. Gave my friend first choice since it is his last day in town. I have known the guy for a long time and I was pretty sure he would pick the fake blond because she had the biggest tits, so it was a low risk favor for me to do. He did. So, I got my first choice anyway. I don't remember her name, but she was the best looking woman I have been with so far. Price was quoted as 80k half hour and 120k hour, as I expected.

En suite bathroom, which I like. Soap bottle was essentially empty but after a vigorous shaking it emitted a sufficient quantity. Bathroom was clean. AC or ceiling fan, your choice. As usual, everything covered. As usual, service was fine. As usual, nothing to write home about. Some kissing on the mouth but for short periods. In general, this chica would do something that felt good, for two minutes, and then stop. In general, I find a lot of the chicas here do that. They don't seem to understand about rhythm. Some of this may have been a desire to please on her part because she kept asking me what I wanted to do next. Well, I don't want to do thirty different positions in a one hour session. I don't usually go into these deals looking for anything in particular. Sometimes I do, but mostly I am hoping they will do what they do best. Probably I should be more demanding and assertive in this town. That might work better.

After we were done, meaning after I finally came, she pulled the rubber off and asked me why there was leche in it if I was vasectomized = pretty ignorant. I then took the top towel off the stack of two on the nightstand and started wiping my dick off. She said that was "her" towel and the other towel was the "house" towel. She handed me the other towel. Ummm, the damage has already been done, such as it is. So then I finished with the "house" towel, at which point she said,"You know, other guys have been using that." I must say that compares quite unfavorably with yesterday's experience at Harem, where the chica had selected a folded towel out of a cupboard in the hallway, from a stack of (presumably?) clean ones. So never assume a towel is clean just because it is folded. Maybe never assume anything. Maybe bring your own towel. Maybe I will get the crabs. Maybe she was fucking with my head.

If I do get the crabs, I will just shave one side, set the other side on fire, and stab those fuckers with an ice pick when they come running out. Or I will pour on whiskey, and then pour on sand; the crabs will get drunk and throw rocks at each other.

At the end, she asked me if I had a good time. I said yes. She asked for a propina. I said no. That is the first time I have been asked for a tip here. For that reason and the hygiene issue, I would not go back, even if I were going to go back to this town, which I am pretty sure I won't. But holy shit do they serve cold beer here. Even in the smallest little place in the middle of fuck all. I wonder if they have really cheap electricity here because of all the dams. Hydroelectric power is one of their principal exports.

I am running out of jizz but I will try to go someplace tomorrow and fuck someone, and report about it. What the fuck else am I going to do? Go to the ballet? The opera? There is a fair here tomorrow at the port so maybe I will see if my "chamullo" works any good around here. Sunday I am for sure taking a day off. Not going back to Morena Mía to fuck the house pig.

[Dickhead]

First thing I did was change hotels again. This is hotel #3 and room #4. I decided if the hotels were going to suck this bad I wanted them to be way cheaper so now I am in the San Diego for 100k a night. Good AC (adjustable unlike the second room in the Armelé), refrigerator that is stocked (although of course I won't use anything that is in there since the grocery store is 50 feet away), wi fi in the room plus a public computer, a shower stall instead of a stupid moldy curtain, and a hot water tank instead of waiting ten minutes for the water from the boiler and then getting scorched. Plus the bed is an actual queen instead of two singles shoved together. The room is interior and nice and quiet now. I expect that to change in a couple hours since it is Friday night and this place is right next to Toc Toc. Three light bulbs were burned out and I went to the front desk and they gave me three bulbs and insisted on changing them for me. In the process the guy broke one of the globes. Broken glass everywhere. He swept it up but I am sure there are some stray shards.

Decided not to go to Tania after reading the comment about all the neighbors watching. Tania is sort of indiscreet in that it has a big open front yard, no fence or gate or anything. So I figured I would check some places farther out on Azará. Was going to go to 1340 (V2K) and then 1270 (Babilonia). Normally I go to the farthest place first and work my way back, but my wingman, an engineer by profession, thought the opposite approach was more logical. He doesn't drink, though, so he isn't familiar with the concept of drinking your way back, which is what I really mean when I say "working" my way back. I really can't see not drinking in this country, but then again, I really can't see not drinking in any country. I could not argue with him from a pure logic standpoint, though. We determined that four buses at the stop on Oliva went at least as far as Brasil so boarded one and hopped off probably one stop too soon. I was in Babilonia twice on my first visit and liked it, but walked out of it on my second visit. But, I could not remember why. Increased price? Gringo price? Ugly chicas? Just flat cannot remember.

Anyway this time the doorman was not gay. When I say he was not gay, I mean "gay" is nowhere near sufficient to describe what a raging, flaming, simpering homosexual he was. But that is fine. He said there were three "linda chicas" so I figured maybe one doable and two house pigs. No. Three doable chicas were presented. Gave my friend first choice since it is his last day in town. I have known the guy for a long time and I was pretty sure he would pick the fake blond because she had the biggest tits, so it was a low risk favor for me to do. He did. So, I got my first choice anyway. I don't remember her name, but she was the best looking woman I have been with so far. Price was quoted as 80k half hour and 120k hour, as I expected.

En suite bathroom, which I like. Soap bottle was essentially empty but after a vigorous shaking it emitted a sufficient quantity. Bathroom was clean. AC or ceiling fan, your choice. As usual, everything covered. As usual, service was fine. As usual, nothing to write home about. Some kissing on the mouth but for short periods. In general, this chica would do something that felt good, for two minutes, and then stop. In general, I find a lot of the chicas here do that. They don't seem to understand about rhythm. Some of this may have been a desire to please on her part because she kept asking me what I wanted to do next. Well, I don't want to do thirty different positions in a one hour session. I don't usually go into these deals looking for anything in particular. Sometimes I do, but mostly I am hoping they will do what they do best. Probably I should be more demanding and assertive in this town. That might work better.

After we were done, meaning after I finally came, she pulled the rubber off and asked me why there was leche in it if I was vasectomized = pretty ignorant. I then took the top towel off the stack of two on the nightstand and started wiping my dick off. She said that was "her" towel and the other towel was the "house" towel. She handed me the other towel. Ummm, the damage has already been done, such as it is. So then I finished with the "house" towel, at which point she said,"You know, other guys have been using that." I must say that compares quite unfavorably with yesterday's experience at Harem, where the chica had selected a folded towel out of a cupboard in the hallway, from a stack of (presumably?) clean ones. So never assume a towel is clean just because it is folded. Maybe never assume anything. Maybe bring your own towel. Maybe I will get the crabs. Maybe she was fucking with my head.

If I do get the crabs, I will just shave one side, set the other side on fire, and stab those fuckers with an ice pick when they come running out. Or I will pour on whiskey, and then pour on sand; the crabs will get drunk and throw rocks at each other.

At the end, she asked me if I had a good time. I said yes. She asked for a propina. I said no. That is the first time I have been asked for a tip here. For that reason and the hygiene issue, I would not go back, even if I were going to go back to this town, which I am pretty sure I won't. But holy shit do they serve cold beer here. Even in the smallest little place in the middle of fuck all. I wonder if they have really cheap electricity here because of all the dams. Hydroelectric power is one of their principal exports.

I am running out of jizz but I will try to go someplace tomorrow and fuck someone, and report about it. What the fuck else am I going to do? Go to the ballet? The opera? There is a fair here tomorrow at the port so maybe I will see if my "chamullo" works any good around here. Sunday I am for sure taking a day off. Not going back to Morena Mía to fuck the house pig.