Asuncion

[Kicks Fet]

Hi Manuel,

I'm a foreigner here in Asuncion. I'm here since quite some times, so I understand that sometimes you can be fed up of Paraguay. But you have to play with the local rules, like don't go near the Mercado 4 or on Eusebio Ayala to find girl or Fuck house. It's not a good place, like The terminal area also. Even for the local people it's no so safe. Basicaly in the center you've got the best places for that. And the girls are better than there also.

Actually, if you go on the websites that Pija666 give you, you will find these places. Otherwise just ask me, we can make a tour one day.

Best regards

So I went into some fuck house.

Calle Eusebio Ayala. Close to Mercado 4.

Very bad experience. Be careful.

Paid 10.000 for a glass Beer which they gave me without me even asking for.

What a joke. Its about 2 Dollars.

First refused to pay, then they wanted to call the police.

I paid and left, what a fuckin joke. Its like in Puerto rico, gringos get sucked out. Also I heard they sometimes put sleeping pills in the drinks, you can imagine what will happen.

Be careful white boys, those nasty putas arent clean at all, they all go for the money.

Need your help Johan, I want to pick up not pay to get robbed in the end.

I start to dislike PY.

[Pija666]

Pages to look at the merchandise at Set. 2009

www.sexmania.com.py
www.asunsex.com.py
www.fuego.com.py
www.sexoenparaguay.com

I hope it helps the interested in PY.

[Alpha Alemán]

So I went into some fuck house.

Calle Eusebio Ayala. Close to Mercado 4.

Very bad experience. Be careful.

Paid 10.000 for a glass Beer which they gave me without me even asking for.

What a joke. Its about 2 Dollars.

First refused to pay, then they wanted to call the police.

I paid and left, what a fuckin joke. Its like in Puerto rico, gringos get sucked out. Also I heard they sometimes put sleeping pills in the drinks, you can imagine what will happen.

Be careful white boys, those nasty putas arent clean at all, they all go for the money.

Need your help Johan, I want to pick up not pay to get robbed in the end.

I start to dislike PY.

[Alpha Alemán]

About your idea taking dancing lessons.

This could turn out to be extremely helpful actually.

If I can manage to get a woman of my choice to dance with me, I could use this as a silent way of seduction, without having to talk too much.

My only problem would be to get her to dance with me in the first place.

(I feel somewhat weird to just ask a women who doesn't know me if she d like to dance.)

And what kind of dancing style should I learn here?

I am afraid its the wrong forum for discussing all this stuff.

But If you know of any courses and also about a variety of prizes, this would be very appreciated.

Thanks

[Alpha Alemán]

I am still alive don't worry, hahaha!

Well I just want to buy a revolver for my security, but I have thrown that thought for the moment. I drive taxi at night almost all the time. Its affordable here.

I have made some friends already, you will meet me at La Cubana at Saturday nights for example. I often wear fancy clothes and use dominant (Alpha male) body language so you can't miss me. The Chicas seem to be easily attracted to me, tho I speak so bad spanish, I dunno LOL.

There arent that many gringos in PY and they LOVE us, no? .

I almost flirted with the HOTTIE novia of one of my german friends which I made there. Pretty funny, she happened to be my ideal type of woman, young, sexy, short and voluptous built. (booty for months, haha! )

But it remained to Eye contact and smiling each other, cause thats part of my strategy actually.

My tactic was to make friends with the german guy first, and oh I tell you this was just too fuckin funny. He told me about his grandfather in Munich who is I'll and other stuff I didn't care about. Basically his whole life story.; D

I hung around with that dude that whole night, he seemed to like me. We did one venue change to a casino bar. His novia and her two amigas were all in the right mood, all dancing and shaking their money makers..

I exchanged numbers and he took me back to Edificio Weimar (my hotel) Pretty laid back dude, he didn't even realized I tried to flirt with his chick. Pretty sure I will get her number next time and make friends, I respect a relationship so I don't think I will try to seduce her before he cheated on her or any problems involved. (Afterall contacts who speak my lingo are always nice, as long as there isn't money involved. Excluding drinks)

I did just one terrible mistake when running game, when one of her amigas who I wasnt so much attracted wanted to dance and I declined the offer.

Its always important to socialise with ALL of the involved people of the group, plus I would have ended up in the bed with her thats for sure.

Now she could very likely play the bad obstacle and tell her to keep distance from me, she felt disappointed, and women always use their emotions to reflect situations. That is their nature.

I do know a lot about pick up, yet still need to become less greedy and focus on my strategy or else I could end up with nothing when I could have all of them.

So as you can clearly see now, Iam more interested in club or street/mall game than on Putas (every chick here is a Puta more or less)

So Iam here only to make contacts.

Iam looking for wing partners to life the good life.

And no I repeat NO man needs much money to become laid every weekend.

Dress noble / cool, act alpha, learn Pick Up / Progressive Seduction.

No where else is Pimping as easy as in PY. Thats for sure.

The potential is impressive, and Iam just a young man using his eyes and brain, and maybe I speak things others don't dare to say, which is good imo.

So hopefully we will meet soon, we can arrange a time and place, La Cubana or whereever and I ll introduce you to some of my friends and vice versa.

Hasta luego,

Manuel

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[Johan007]

Hi,

First of all. Whatever you do never buy an illegal gun if you are a turist! And second after that even if you buy it. Do not ware it with you or use it!

The realy mobster guys here come in 3-4 guys at once. And they also have guns. So forget about that cratp about buying a gun. You get killed. Ok?

You can buy a gun if you have you permanent visum here. But then its legal.

Get it?

Ok. I was kindda busy these past 2 weeks with my new house wich I bought. So thats why my late reaction here on the board.

Why you don't apply for a basic curse of spanish lessons for gringos. There are many of them in asuncion.

Second of all I would join a dance school.

For picking up girls on the street you need to know spanish. Just be good looking, tall and blond won't help you further if you don't speak the lingo! In the end you will get creamed over and loose your $$$.

Ooo by the way the pig fever (h1n1) thing is getting out of hand here so better ware a mouth mask if you walk in areas with populated places such as you beloved mercado 4 looks stupid but keeps you save from any person that has h1n1. And wash your hands frequently during the day.

You still live in that hotel close to mercado 4?

Do not eat stuff from street joints!

Just trying to help here.

Be cool

Johan

[Alpha Alemán]

Does Chacaritas ring a bell for me? Hell YES. Just stay the f*ck outta there.! Asuncion is relatively harmless compared to other large LA cities. But this barrio need to be avoided at all costs! (realy)

One thing I didn't understand how the heck a trannie can bite you? I see some of these trannies along the mainroads if you go from asu to Fernando and San Lorenzo. They always stand with their ass towards the road so you can't see their faces. Get it? I must admit some of them look realy attractive. Allthough when you get to see their faces that should wake you up

PY woman Putas? Well I don'ty know about that but they all need money more or less and love sex. So 1+1=2. Hell I think even many Euro girls are putas too. LOL. If you find girls that do NOT need money they are "chuci"girls (from rich parents) and NOT very likely to hit the sack with any guy NOT driving arround in a NEW SUV car with a rolex on his wrist Here these kind of show off MTF's are all over the place. Just go a Saturday evening to "Faces"and you'll see what I mean.

Thing is to find a good quality-performance ratio. Hahahahahah

PY woman love assertive man. So if you act shy I am afraid you will get nowere.

A Puta that lends you money? . OO man you have to bring me in contact with her. I allready love here. LOL I hope you are not the jealous kind of guy.(just kidding)

What ever you do. NEVER EVER MARRY anyone here! You can just live with a woman and if you make a kid just recognise it by notary. But do NOT marry her. As after a divorce you will get CREAMED over. And have to pay a LOT or money! Prenuptials don't work here for gringos.:.(

One thing is realy BAD about PY woman. And that is most of them hate anal action:.(that is MY experience.

Anyways. Close to the BUS terminal some real gems can be picked up IF you speak the lingo! The area is packed with cheapo love motels. They are clean and save. No questions asked. So better use them. Never go to a putas place. Unless you realyyyyy know her and trust her., . But then again can anyone trust any puta?

Yes I am still arround. And hopefully will be for a long time

Johan

Jo Johan, I even thought about buying a gun for my security, a small one like Glock 28 which is hard to spot for the polis, but Iam probably stepping into new troubles in my young years as a guest in a foreign country. Just I don't let a fucking Dick-***** getting away with my money on open street. Iam a tall robust guy and could have easily crushed her. There are districts in Germany far more dangerous (I fear Anabolica stuffed violent Arabian men more than small built Latinos)

No I am not jealous at all, I don't want Ewelyn, she is just an amiga more or less. And shes a puta, don't forget that. She speaks quite good german and does have 2 kids. I can introduce her to you if we meet. Shes not my type, prefer curvy type, not super slim.

Iam not shy at all but I will be honest now, I don't know where to start in the first place with my lack of spanish. I rather tend to be the dominant type of guy, can be even aggressive if something really pisses me off. But I got humour, I can make a girl laugh, Iam intelligent (play Poker more or less sucessful), I try to help people if I feel they are in need etc.

But not always good attributes are paying off, especially in a corrupt shit hole with fuckers trying to get my money from all sides. Idiot Taxi drivers who carelessly drive to a gasolina to fuel and let me wait, or restaurants simply making their Hamburguesas overprized for Papa Gringo, sometimes as a MAN you need to be forceful or use the word "NO".

I think you are wrong about Anal sex, at least all the Putas in Diario Popular claim they do it for no extra price involved, but then again we are the Gringos, use the word NO if she tries to get on your pocket, and throw her out if she doesn't understand it. Use a slight bit of violence, girls here are used to that shit anyways, they probably even like it, I wouldn't be surprised.

I didn't try a Puta until now because I want to start Picking up girls next door. They are probably less likely to steal anything from me. Don't get me wrong Iam not Paranoid or so, but we are in a Third world country and criminality and corruption rule the streets.

PS: You can also find me at forum of progressive-seduction, german board. My nickname there "AlphaOne".

Saludos,

Manuel

[Burnie]

Jerry,

many thanks for the good advice!

I see limited career oportunities at the Paraguayan turism board for you from now on, although the city report was really helpful. As I am looking at the overall package - not just cheap and accessible - I will avoid Paraguay in summer and look at southern Brasil, Uruguay and Argentina instead.

[Member #4151]

Mar del Plata in Argentina would also be a great spot to check out for Jan and Feb. Then, maybe make your way back to PAraguay in March when it should be a bit cooler.

The poontang over in Mar del is a better deal than in florionopolis and its really party time over there from dec-feb. In my opinion, the gauchinas in Brasil are hot as hell but they got plenty of fine ladies to shagg over at Mar del too.

Id completely forget about Chile as I didnt like their monger scene compared to Argentina, Brasil, Paraguay. There are however, some nice non-pro poosays over in chile for sure but you may have to date them a bit before they deliver the flower.

[Member #4151]

Yo Burnie.

I've lived off and on in Paraguay for years. In January its unbearably hot in Paraguay. Everyone in their right mind that has the means is in Brasil. Camboriu is the main destination for Paraguayans going to Brasil but Florionopolis is also a good beach destination. I personally dont like florionopolis lay out. The main city is on the bay side with crappy bay water. The good beachs (ingleses) and what not are on the ocean side and are less populated. Camboriu is set up more like Copacabana with city on surf.

As for mongering, its more expensive in Florionopolis but the city is far better that time of year. Same with camboriu. I will avoid paraguay at all costs during their summer. If it was that or back in the US of course id take paraguay but its not ideal in their hot shweaty summer even though theres still putitas to be had.

The food in Paraguay is downright nasty dude. You will most likely get the diarrhea trots if your eating out. Be carefull where you eat. They do have excellent steak and its cheap but just be warned about their food cause even if its tasty going in you may pay for it later. Sanitation is as bad as ive seen anywhere in SA.

Its got some good pussy for good deals but the city is a disaster if you ask me. I personally prefer to pay 30 dollars or so for a piece of poontang in BS AS over 15 in Asuncion. Mainly cause asuncion is a heap of dung in all reality. Its got some nice golf clubs (hotel yacht), but for the most part its unappealing.

Paraguayans are pretty cool and the violence is way lower than in Brasil.

Overall, I like Paraguay certain times of the year and for limited amounts of time... It gets boring, especially if you figure your shag lasts 30 min-1 hour and then your stuck in a sheeat hole for the reaminder of the 23 hours or so.

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[Burnie]

Hi Johann,

long time no speak, I see your travels have finally landed you somewhere.....
Somewhere I am quite curious about as well.
Can you describe PY a bit?

What's the mentality like? I know you are an astute and seasoned expert in this field!
What are people doing to pass time?
Are they fun to be with?
How is the food?
How cheap is it really?
Are there decent places? Photos on Flickr look a bit gypsylike....
Is there reliable Internet to be had?
Do they have an economy at all? Are there any opportunities?

Right answers bring one more gringo to town......

I am currently looking for a place to crash Jan-Mar 2010. In the competition:

Florianopolis
Piriapolis
Chile Coastal (Zappallar?)
Paraguay

(I know, strange competition for Paraguay, but I would be looking for a relaxed sceenic or country lifestyle not too far from a bigger city, with Internet, beach of course is a bonus, but if the lower cost is substantial, I can live without it. Anyway I want it leisurely, no technomusic beaches.....)

Any helpful thoughts for this EU refugee?

[Bbilly]

Hey until what date will you be there? I want to stop in and see how it is there, I speak spanish and make a good wingman, get your pm working, out!

[Johan007]

Does Chacaritas ring a bell for me? Hell YES. Just stay the f*ck outta there.! Asuncion is relatively harmless compared to other large LA cities. But this barrio need to be avoided at all costs! (realy)

One thing I didn't understand how the heck a trannie can bite you? I see some of these trannies along the mainroads if you go from asu to Fernando and San Lorenzo. They always stand with their ass towards the road so you can't see their faces. Get it? I must admit some of them look realy attractive. Allthough when you get to see their faces that should wake you up

PY woman Putas? Well I don'ty know about that but they all need money more or less and love sex. So 1+1=2. Hell I think even many Euro girls are putas too. LOL. If you find girls that do NOT need money they are "chuci"girls (from rich parents) and NOT very likely to hit the sack with any guy NOT driving arround in a NEW SUV car with a rolex on his wrist Here these kind of show off MTF's are all over the place. Just go a Saturday evening to "Faces"and you'll see what I mean.

Thing is to find a good quality-performance ratio. Hahahahahah

PY woman love assertive man. So if you act shy I am afraid you will get nowere.

A Puta that lends you money? . OO man you have to bring me in contact with her. I allready love here. LOL I hope you are not the jealous kind of guy.(just kidding)

What ever you do. NEVER EVER MARRY anyone here! You can just live with a woman and if you make a kid just recognise it by notary. But do NOT marry her. As after a divorce you will get CREAMED over. And have to pay a LOT or money! Prenuptials don't work here for gringos.:.(

One thing is realy BAD about PY woman. And that is most of them hate anal action:.(that is MY experience.

Anyways. Close to the BUS terminal some real gems can be picked up IF you speak the lingo! The area is packed with cheapo love motels. They are clean and save. No questions asked. So better use them. Never go to a putas place. Unless you realyyyyy know her and trust her., . But then again can anyone trust any puta?

Yes I am still arround. And hopefully will be for a long time

Johan

[Alpha Alemán]

Hi Johan,

Good to see u are still around.

You are right, I figured there are lots of Creeps and "strange" guys at Mercado 4, especially around night. They try to get in conversation with me or offering to drink beer but I just say I dont have time, trying to not be too rude to them.

Though Iam still going often along that street there even at night, because Iam not really afraid, Iam no pussy, but yes its prolly more dangerous in darkness, though less crowded.

I got bitten in the arm by a Travesti in centro some weeks ago, and she stole me 200.000 Guaranies and a Fake Gold Chain (but only worth around 30 Dollar haha)
She was prolly from the Chagueritas, Iam sure that name ring some bells for you, so I decided I wouldnt give her a beat up, if u got the Gangs against you, its save to say better book your flight back to motherland.

Well not sure if I will directly go to the fuck casas, as I said Iam looking for amateurs or even better simple girls next door from the club or mall. You are kind of a Routineer, Iam the Youngster, so I want to take it easy.

I know I need spanish to convince them but most girls and women seem so interested in a young white guy from what I can see, they simply act very shy but u can feel it by the way they look at you when you leave them -
I SO love the Psychology of Attraction!

PS: I recently became "friends" with a 28 yrs old Puta who lived in Germany for 3 years, she speaks German quite well and she is very helpful and supporting, she even lent me money for some time after I got robbed. She lives at the same hotel and she has excellent social skills. I told her the same story, that Iam careful with Putas and would prefer to get to know normal women, she replied "every woman in Paraguay is a Puta" I laughed my ass off so hard after that one, man

Anyways, cant write PMs but make sure to check back some time later,
Correo is damn slow here, and I dont know when I will be Premium Member.

So long,

Saludos,

Manuel

[Johan007]

hi there,

yes i speak german. but as most people here don't i will post this in english.

right now i am living in asu with plans to settle down here. have rented a house with my novia and i am waiting for my permanent visa to get ready. whcih is a pain in the ass as burocrazy is high here: .(

ok buttman. here we go:

1) if you do not speak spanish the girls with charge more. thats everywere the same in south-america, so py is no excepcion in this. make sure you learn the basics in spanish. allthough some country hookies also speak guarani. whcih i also don't speak.

2) my compliments to your hotel. its really cheap! are you sure it's not a love motel? lol i stayed some time at a german run hotel called "las palmas"near centro and paid 23 euros a day including breakies, internet and a pool. realy clean. and save place with friendly staff. i can recommend it highly. the desk guy (and one girl) do speak german. you can bring in hookies if you don't overdo it be friendly with the guard. that helps.

3) please be carefull when walking arround mercado 4. the place is full of pickpockets and the peeps here "smell"gringo from 200 meters distance always keep low profile. never flash out money. and let your rolex or nokia n 95 cell phone at home to me this place looks a bit like asia. open market style place. kindda fun. i love it, but its a pain to get a space for your car.

4) you do like street action? well here's a new one for ye. down near the harbor (el puerto) there are many many brothels which you can go and fuck for low prices (i heard off as 75.000 g for an hour). but. never go there alone. and never after dark. take some bathslippers and a towel and a bar of soap with you. hehehehehehe. when you was there you know why some of the ho's are outside. be carefull some travos are among them, so better "check"before ye do anything

5) send me a pm with your cellphone number and we get in contact. i speak spanish, german, english and dutch and have a car here. (which doesn't mean i will act as your baby sitter. hahahahahah) i need to be carefull as my novia is kindda celosa and freaky. so i need to plan my hookie trips carefully.

6) the girls here love blonde tall guys. so thats maybe an advntage for you. learn spanish and you can pick up some freebies as well! well maybe it cost ye only a meal and some softdrinks. and after that off ye go to a motel!

mercado 4 and the malls are full of tasty young girls! the university areas are also good playgrounds.

take care. auf wiedersehen.

johan

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