Asuncion

[Montanaland]

Hey Alpha Alemán,

It sounds like you have pretty nice gig. I'm actually going to load up my trading account and switch from my day job to a night job so I can trade. While implementing my exit plan similiar to yours.

You can actually teach english online to the Chinese ($5hr) and russians($10) for about 1k.

To spice up your sex life may I recommend you try out the Universities and market your tutoring services? The ladies can always pay with something!

[Alpha Alemán]

Whats new guys?

No new reports here, the Forum seems dead just like my Love Life : (

At least my Bankroll is going up steady, no brag but Poker is a insane goldcow to melk, once you are getting better at it and play higher limits

Personally I dont know what will happen if I stay here, Money doesnt really help me so much with the girls.

It feels stupid actually that Iam still here, I have no one which I care about (girlfriend, family, real friends etc), my mother lives in Canada my Father in Germany. Iam just living here for small bucks and all Iam doing is adding money because it became so easy now. Why?!

Guess Iam still in search to get a real Life *sigh*

BTW, I just figured out that many Paraguayos are "Gay", got offers from young guys right here in the Cybercafe and you can tell Iam not entirely proud of it.

Saludos,
The Lost Gringo

[Alpha Alemán]

If you pay just enough, you can ALWAYS have overnight action. LOL

[Razor]

Peterko,
The weekdays are about the same, less girls, but you will find some few
in Palma and around, mostly just want short time, but if you´re lucky you
will able to get overnight. Good luck.

Razor

[Peterko]

What about the days during the week? Unfortunately I arrive on a wednesday night. Will I find that day something as well or will I have to contact one of the 24 hour-agencies?

[Alpha Alemán]

Sure. Practically everywhere on Friday Nights or also Saturdays.

Plaza Uruguaya in the Centro is a trustworthy place.

Also the Streets Palma and Mexico.

There are even Amateur girls who just suddenly DECIDE they need some money and / or sex.

They will just stand by at a side of a street. If u like one, be quick. Amateurs usually get picked up within 3 Minutes. I saw it more than once in front of my eyes.

A good tactic in my oppinion is, if you just talk to a girl and some random dude comes along with the car is, to [CodeWord140] him off and claim shes your girlfriend. Since you are a gringo they will be afraid to get involved into troubles with you. Thats how its done in Asuncion.

Well I didnt pick any girl up so far, Iam into slightly thicker girls (not fat ones, but Cynthia Bang or Soraya style Big Booty Mamitas) Hard to find Street *****s which I find sexually interesting but there are still the local places. Full of women of my taste..

Saludos,
Manuel

[Peterko]

As I will arrive in Asuncion late at night, I just like to know if there are still streetwalkers available around midnight.

[Bobbybjack]

Courcheval,

Do you remember the girl at Elite? Did she have green contacts? Do you remember her name? There was a petite girl there with large natural breasts that was awesome. Just wondering if she is still there.

Benefiting from the first day of lower automn temperatures, I went visiting a few clubs I liked last time I visited Asuncion.

My first reflex was to go back to where I had the best experience: Babylonia (Azara 1270). I fled after 2 minutes. The place was noisy with aggressive music. The madame fairly unpleasant, girls looked uneasy with too much make up. I DO NOT advise this place any more.

Getting lazy, I looked for other places nearby on the map. The place on Azara 1340 was being rebuilt, no privado there any more. I went the next place on Azara 1565: Elite Producciones.

I never went there before. A nice little house with a white neon outside to allow its identification. When I rang the guy atending was half asleep (siesta time). There were two girls available, so I didn't expect much. I was a bit put off by my visit at Babilonia and came mainly out of curiosity. But that second girl, petite indigenous type, retained my attention. There was something in her smile, behaviour which made me instantly confortable and attracted.

And boy, was I right! She made me melt. An explosion of sensuality, softness, tenderness. She knew perfectly how, where and when without any need of explanation. She had the manual, as if she could feel what I was feeling, read inside me like an open book. Perfectly connected. One hour in a living dream. I wanted to go on for another hour, I could have stayed all my life there, but she had to go to university. I ll repeat and repeat and. (120M/h)

A bit frustrated, I went downtown to the other place I knew from my previous visit: Deseos Agency. Same atmosphere as 2 years ago. There were 8 girls on the list, I chose a false blond with blue lenses but firm body. The bathroom was still in unattractive condition but the bedroom improved, with more luxurious sheets.

The girl tried a "150k" price/h (gringo price). When I looked at her with surprise, she specified "completo". I replied the price I was informed was "120k" and she immediatly lowered it to the standard price, claiming that new price was starting that specific day; o)

The experience was all in all fairly nice. At start, the touch was too mecanical, but with some encouragement, she started to concentrate on her pleasure and things got naturally wilder till she reached what I felt as a genuine orgasm.

When treated nicely, paraguayan girls give you the best they can. I profundly respect them for their emotional generosity.

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[Courcheval]

Benefiting from the first day of lower automn temperatures, I went visiting a few clubs I liked last time I visited Asuncion.

My first reflex was to go back to where I had the best experience: Babylonia (Azara 1270). I fled after 2 minutes. The place was noisy with aggressive music. The madame fairly unpleasant, girls looked uneasy with too much make up. I DO NOT advise this place any more.

Getting lazy, I looked for other places nearby on the map. The place on Azara 1340 was being rebuilt, no privado there any more. I went the next place on Azara 1565: Elite Producciones.

I never went there before. A nice little house with a white neon outside to allow its identification. When I rang the guy atending was half asleep (siesta time). There were two girls available, so I didn't expect much. I was a bit put off by my visit at Babilonia and came mainly out of curiosity. But that second girl, petite indigenous type, retained my attention. There was something in her smile, behaviour which made me instantly confortable and attracted.

And boy, was I right! She made me melt. An explosion of sensuality, softness, tenderness. She knew perfectly how, where and when without any need of explanation. She had the manual, as if she could feel what I was feeling, read inside me like an open book. Perfectly connected. One hour in a living dream. I wanted to go on for another hour, I could have stayed all my life there, but she had to go to university. I ll repeat and repeat and. (120M/h)

A bit frustrated, I went downtown to the other place I knew from my previous visit: Deseos Agency. Same atmosphere as 2 years ago. There were 8 girls on the list, I chose a false blond with blue lenses but firm body. The bathroom was still in unattractive condition but the bedroom improved, with more luxurious sheets.

The girl tried a "150k" price/h (gringo price). When I looked at her with surprise, she specified "completo". I replied the price I was informed was "120k" and she immediatly lowered it to the standard price, claiming that new price was starting that specific day; o)

The experience was all in all fairly nice. At start, the touch was too mecanical, but with some encouragement, she started to concentrate on her pleasure and things got naturally wilder till she reached what I felt as a genuine orgasm.

When treated nicely, paraguayan girls give you the best they can. I profundly respect them for their emotional generosity.

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[Alpha Alemán]

Well my Notebook got stolen 2 months ago The fat retard from Mercado 4 promised me to repair the keyboard and I agreed to leave the Notebook for insurance for his Cedular in exchange to have some kind of security. A huge mistake as I learned later as he just disappeared to Lambare and is never heard again. Then I learned that a Cedular in Paraguay is worth nothing and he can just apply for a new one which costs basically nothing. But my Notebook cost "something". *angry*

So Iam still with his Cedular in my wallet but didnt care to inform the police because they are lazy with such issues - Its not even worth it.

Cyberking was the Solucion the last 2 months but Iam getting a new Notebook including a 12 months contract with Personal (local phone and internet service) I pay about 70 $ monthly for Internet + Notebook.

Kind of expensive in the end but doesnt hurt me so much because I dont have to pay about 500 $ for a Notebook at once.

[Elproff]

Hey Alpha Alaman,

I should really subscribe to the forum and then I can send you a PM- but hey $20 yanqui dollar will go a long way in PY!

I'll be in Asunción in 2 weeks, I know a couple of Paraguayan people there but no expats so if you want to meet up that would be cool. I am really chilled and speak good Spanish. I'm staying for a while looking for teaching work.

I can come past your poker hang out. I even remember the street where it is I think.

Saludos tb,

Elproff

[Jon32]

How long you plan on staying for? The women there sound very nice, and sound like they make good wives like you say. Much better then these European women I'm dealing with now. Hope to make a trip down there end of year.

[Alpha Alemán]

Whats up guys,

I realised that I wrote a bit of bullsh*t earlier here.

I believe I first had to find my place here. Lack of experience etc

Right now I am starting to get the true feeling of living in PY, because Iam no longer living in a Hotel but in a Familys house, with Mother, Grandmother, Son and a few other guests. I life there for less than 50 Euro per Month. And I don't know but I somehow love the experience.

Its very impressive, you get to know a life where you wash your clothes by hands or where you will see an empty refrigerator with bottles of cold water instead Coke, Fanta or Juice.

I use a lot of money for playing poker almost daily at Cyberking Internetcafe. (14 de Mayo, next to Supercentro and Stripclub "Playboy") So you will most likely find me sitting there lots of times.

You are right that the women here are shy and conservative, but in a different way than lets say a german woman, who is not rarely full of herself and strongly believes in emanzipation and equality in a relationship. (which means taking control over the male) Paraguayas are still mostly caring women, the way every man loves their women to B.

I must admit there can be even good experiences with Putas here. You pay 500. 000 (about 110 Dollar) and get a whole night with MANY of the girls. Take them to the club and get a bit of girlfriend- or at least one night stand feeling. Even better, get two and a suite at Hotel Guarani for a night, with Jacuzzi and bang them both and you have your amazing threesome. Full night. Still cheaper than anywhere else in the world. And most likely better.

No worrys, no problems the day after.

But still nothing beats being successful at picking up a regular chica at the Shopping Mall, Discotheka, or. Wait. Here at Cyberking (why not? Haha.) I just still need to improve my castellano a lot more, combined with money nothing here can stop the evil german kid

Well, so what else can I say? I just love the Paraguayas, they make perfect wifes. It seems I lost my corazon here. (and someone else)

Good luck for the search to everyone, the journey seems hard but beatable, by time.

Saludos,

Manuel

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[Gabtar]

Guys, there is no one answer to your questions.

Read the forums, and the excellent 2008 Asuncion List, work out whether you are staying in the center or Villa Mora, look at asunsex.com.au, and take it from there.

[Northern Guy]

Interesting posts, especially since they cover more than only where to fuck for what price. Im going to Asuncion and Sao Paulo in May, just for eight days alltogether. My priority (except experiencing the cities in general) are non-pros, with gfe as a back-up. Last choice are stripclubs. Casas are no option. My questions:

1. What stripclubs would you recommend atm, with hot chicas and possible for more?

2. How is nightlife on Wednesdays and Thursdays? Im arriving on a wednesday, will probably go to Sao Paulo on Friday or Saturday.

3. Im thinking Wednesday-Friday in Asuncion, then Friday-Thursday in Sao Paulo. Sounds ok? Or should I spend friday night in Asuncion as well, postponing my SP trip one day?

I speak some spanish (easy conversations), I am early thirties and look ok. I will definately try to pick up non-pros at malls, bars and so on.