Asuncion

[Alpha Alemán]

On a rather urgent note. Does anyone know if there is a reliable / stable Internet provider on a non-contract base? (Pre-Pago).

"Personal" keeps messing with their customers since a while now (view Reviews on their Facebook).

Months of awful unstable and slow Internet, yet they are either unable or unwilling to change anything.

However I'am not too confident its any better on TIGO atm, although I haven't tried them for a while.

[Alpha Alemán]

Hi mate, are you still in Asuncion?

I heard the restaurant is open 24/7 but I have not tested it. But I believe its true.

Thats right.

Its one of the best restaurants in El Centro.

It has a extensive menu and almost anything you order, is served perfectly with a finesse of a 5 star restaurant. However, the prices are not 5 star and its very easy to enjoy a very heavy meal with beer and cafe, and not pay more than 15-20 usd.

Unless they have significantly lowered their prizes, I can not confirm that. Then again, regarding that each one has its own oppinion, based on individual living standarts. Coming from the UK I guess your oppinion is fairly reasonable, In my oppinion, and especially in terms of Paraguayan standarts this place is just overprized. The meals are small and slightly above average in quality. However it is very clean and somewhat comfortable compared to similar places here, although a bunch of Security guards while required here can be slightly irritating for a newbie.

Personally, I'd recommend Pizza Urbana or Pancholos over Bolsi in terms of pretty much everything. You are getting double the size of "Hamburguesas" or Pizza for pretty much the same prize, and its still fairly delicious.

However, more than the food, its a excellent place for girl watching and possibly meeting girls (non pros) along with a wing man.

Anytime you go there, you will spot at least 4 or 5 hot looking chicas (mostly with their bfs) but it makes you actually enjoy yr stay in Asuncion as you can see the possibilities the city has, out of the "privado scene"!

And that is the issue here. Paraguayas, while stunningly beautiful are pretty much at every time guarded by their boyfriend, similar like in Argentina. If its not their boyfriend its one of her many orbiters (hopelessly stucked in the friend zone) which makes approaching them in a group quite difficult, especially in such a "sit down" venue.

The least you need here is a competent Wingman, "disarming" the Cockblocker (s).

Well. If you are more than just interested in Putas here, let me know and I'll see when I find time to arrange something. I'am pretty much only doing approaches on regular girls, so not doing the mongering thing here. If that sounds interesting, you are free to PM me.

Take care.

Saludos.

[Britisher]

Its one of the best restaurants in El Centro.

However, more than the food, its a excellent place for girl watching and possibly meeting girls (non pros) along with a wing man.

Its located on Estrella 399 and around 5 blocks from Asuncion Palace Hotel, a very easy walk.

It has a extensive menu and almost anything you order, is served perfectly with a finesse of a 5 star restaurant. However, the prices are not 5 star and its very easy to enjoy a very heavy meal with beer and cafe, and not pay more than 15-20 usd.

Anytime you go there, you will spot at least 4 or 5 hot looking chicas (mostly with their bfs) but it makes you actually enjoy yr stay in Asuncion as you can see the possibilities the city has, out of the "privado scene"!

The sitting is vast with indoor and outdoor options but the the restaurant is perpetually full. Do not expect to find a seat on arrival. Be prepared to wait for at least 15 minutes every time you go.

I heard the restaurant is open 24/7 but I have not tested it. But I believe its true.

Next time you are in Asuncion, do not forget to go for a meal here and do 'girl watching'. Highly recommended!

[Britisher]

I always end up staying at this hotel, though its not necessarily the best choice. One of the biggest problems with Asuncion is shortage of mid range hotels. The mid range decent hotels are often sold out especially if one is looking for a room on short notice.

The hotel is located in El centro. A taxi to most of the privados in el centro from this hotel costs 12000 guarani almost like 2 usd or 2. 5 usd.

The rooms are very basic but clean and smell good and have fresh air possibilities with most rooms having a large balcony.

One of the best things is extremely polite staff at front desk and at housekeeping.

The worst problem here is the lack of quality internet connection. Though WiFi works superbly. The internet is down 50% of the time. I have noticed this pattern several times in several stays. The only way to counter this problem is to have a good roaming data package or get a local sim card and use your phone as a hot spot.

Hot water available and yes the the hotel is 100% chica friendly. No problem with that.

I am staying in a twin room this visit as the other rooms are sold out. I am paying 40 usd a night and if I have a chica over for 1 hour or 1 night I have to pay 48 usd a night.

One other problem with this hotel is that it has no security boxes (room safes).

The location of the hotel is good as it has a taxi stand next to it so taxis available 24/7.

Another problem with the room is no "charging" plug points. One has to disconnect the TV or the fridge to charge ones laptop or the cellphone!

In last one year, El centro has become a hot spot for night life. If this interests you! I found that the area like Villa Morra is better for day time going to malls. But for going to the privados and night life, El Centro is the very best. So this hotel fits in well in the scheme of things.

Other Hotels. One of the most popular hotels in the city is IBIS located next to Sheraton building at 80 usd a night. I understand its perpetually sold out! Its almost a wild goose chase trying to get a room there! Its in the posh area of the city close to malls.

Another very popular hotel is 'Hotel Maison Suisse'. Always rated at top on internet searches as a hotel of choice in Asuncion. I went to have a look at it. I did not like it. Looked very claustrophobic and extremely small. Lack of privacy. Only 55 usd a night and located far from the Privados. I do not recommend.

Hope this helps.

[Britisher]

Went there on 22nd August, 2015 on a Saturday evening at 5. 30 pm.

3 girls were presented. One was a 4, one a 5 and another a 6.

I chose the 6. Normally I would not choose her but I did because it was late in Saturday evening and I was not sure, if there would be anything available later.

Price for 1 hour - 150,000 guarani (30 usd).

I can not remember her name!

She was very average looking but a excellent attitude.

She licked my whole body for almost 45 minutes and a excellent BBBJ.

Finally I fucked her and then we chatted and I left. I almost got 1 HR 15 minutes.

Do not go here looking for awesome looking babes. But you may go here looking for awesome sex.

Do I recommend? Yes.

Will I return? Not sure as I prefer hotter looking chicks.

Open Monday to Saturday - 10 am to 9 pm; some chicks arrive at 1 pm. Total 4 chicks working here.

Azara 905 has 4 doors. Ring on the door marked 'A". Bathroom facilities were very basic here.

[Britisher]

Went to this privado on 22 August 2015, Saturday 11 am.

8 chicas presented. No madam. Chicas were themselves talking to me. All 8 together. No males or senior person at the premise.

I asked the chicas " which of you can do DFK and BBBJ with me". Almost all agreed except one.

Chicas were mostly 6 and two or three were 7's.

Chose a 7 named "Sole".

Excellent DFK, BBBJ and attitude.

40 minutes 120,000 guarani (25 usd).

Will return.

Highly recommended.

Easy to locate.

Sundays closed.

Monday to Saturday - 9 am to 5.30 pm.

[Franga]

I spent ten days in Asuncion in mid May 2015. Weather was a mix of rain and sunshine. Rainy day maximums about 22 degrees Celcius, and sunny day maximums about 29 degrees Celcius. No need for Aircon at this time, as at night it is cool. Exchange rate at the time about 5000 Guaranies = $1 usd.

Casas tried.

838 Iturbe: I liked this casa the best. Reasonable selection of chicks. 80 k G's= half HR. Bathrooms not attached to the rooms. Some bathrooms with hot water shower.

1008 14 de Mayo: Deseos Agency: this is quite the *house with blaring music and dim lighting. Close to Excelsior mall. Tried Myra= good. Is open 24 hrs and the chicks after 6 pm are "lindas" according to Myra. Bathroom not attached to the room. 100 k G's for half HR.

903 Caballeros: About 7 chicks work here and 3 were presented to me on my visit. Took Paula= okay but could not do flatdog. 80 k G's = half hour. Has a ground floor bathroom with hot water shower.

Cerro Cora 462: must be closed as there is a guesthouse there now called "Diane's Inn".

905 Azara: First floor Door A. Visited but was presented with 2 fat chicks so I declined.

Cerro Cora 313: closed. There is a sign on the door indicating a move to 871 Cerro Cora but this is also closed.

Hotel:

I stayed at Hotel Miami across from Plaza Uruguaya, at Mexico 449. This hotel is good value and because I did not need aircon the room only cost 70 k G's (14 usd). Has hot water shower, but was a bit low pressure sometimes. Room size about 24 square metres so quite big. Some street noise as the hotel is only one floor above street level but this never bothered me. Good security as the front door is always locked and the staff will let you in and out. I was able to put some groceries in the fridge in the common area and also get some hot water from the jug, but otherwise cooking there is not allowed.

Has good wifi which always worked even in the room furthest from reception. TV all in Spanish, except for maybe one movie channel. No English speaking news channels.

It won't be girl friendly as it is run by a respectable old couple.

Other information:

You can drink the water from the tap in Asuncion. No problem with this. I did.

There are no hookers around Plaza Uruguaya. I never saw any.

There is no toilet paper shortage in Asuncion. Plenty available in the stores.

Food situation is quite good. Recommended eating at the porkilo places on the top floor food court of Mall Excelsior (on Chile near Piribebuy): Copacabana porkilo is best, and Fugaline not far behind. Price per kilo = 52 k G's (10.40 usd). There is also a Burger King here one floor down, and a Pizza Hut on the ground floor. "STOCK" supermarket is in the basement where you can get all your groceries. Also the El Pais supermarket on the corner of 25 de Mayo and Independencia Nacional (across from Plaza Uruguaya) has a cheap but good porkilo restaurant on the top floor for 30.9 k G's / kg.

I got my visa on arrival at the airport in Asuncion. Cost $135 usd (for Australians). Varying rates for other nationalities.

Taxi from airport to Centro was 110 k G's (= $22 usd).

Buses around town = 2. 3 k G's (0. 46 usd). Take Bus 30 from along Cerro Cora to get to Mall del Sol. Takes about 20 minutes. Mall Del Sol has some great eating places in the food court, including McD's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Dominos.

Best to bring USD to Paraguay if you want to use cash to exchange. Euros okay too. But don't bring Aussie Dollars as the spread is quite huge. They were offering 2700 G's for one AUD when the real rate was about 4000.

Looks like the maximum available from the ATM's is 1,500,000 Guaranies (about $300 usd).

There is an ATM at the airport (Banco Familiar) after you pass through customs and Immigration). No problem to get 1. 5 million G's from this ATM.

Do not change money at the money changer in the baggage collection area at the airport. They only offer 4000 G's to 1 USD. Whereas once you clear customs the money changer outside will offer the correct rate of about 5000 G's to one USD.

If you need a Brazilian visa you can get one in one day at the Consulate here. Need a bank statement with at least $1 k USD balance. Tickets (or maybe just an itinerary only) in and out. One passport photo with a white background. You can do the application form on the computer at the consulate which will generate a number. The Consulate is on Mcal Estigarribia between Gral Aquino and Mayor Freitas. It is not the Embassy which is 3 blocks away. If you go to the Embassy they will direct you to the Consulate. If you have all of your documentation ready before 10 am they will do the visa ready for pickup later in the day they told me. I think opening hours are 8 am to 1 pm.

Overall the girls in the casas were okay. Some were a bit reserved. None allowed any photos unfortunately. Having just come from quite a long stay in Medellin, I must say the girls in Asuncion were a bit of a letdown, compared to the Colombianas. But still okay, and I suppose I only tried 5 girls in Asuncion. Girls in Colombia seem more beautiful, and were generally better performers. I doubt that I will ever return to Asuncion just for the sex as the place is pretty boring. And it must be atrociously hot in summer so I am glad I missed that.

[LifeIsABeach]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_Paraguay

If you are a from a country that you need a visa, instead of $160.00 on arrival for 90 days, go to the Paraguayan embassy and get the visa there for the same price but for the life of your passport. Better.

[Liathain]

What is the cost for a short term visa? How do you obtain a short term visa?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_Paraguay

[Shamester]

What is the cost for a short term visa? How do you obtain a short term visa?

Please advise.

[HappyGoLucky]

On Sundays, the Grand Hotel de Paraguay lays out quite a spread. It's a traditional parrilla. Beef, pork, and chorizo are cooked over open flames then hand carved for your plate according to your directions. You enjoy it all in a big dining room with an elaborately hand-painted wooden ceiling and murals on all the walls. A harpist serenades. All-you-can-eat parrilla, salad, and dessert is US $12 a person.

[Britisher]

I will be there and looking for mongering partner.

Cheers

[Alpha Alemán]

Anybody in ASU over New Years Eve?

I could really need some wingman. (Its boring here )

Not into mongering, but I do speak basic spanish, and more into direct pick ups.

Let me know, if someone out here in for a good time and lets grind some clubs. Cheers.

[TheRugdr]

Maybe you chose the wrong woman. I had a great relationship with the women there and had a wonderful time...

HM, might be a YMMV situation, or maybe you got along better because you Spanish is way better than mine, haha.

Went for my 2nd punt today. Went to 905 Azara at 2:30 pm. Only 2 girls were available. One was way too obese for me, so I chose the first one, the one who opened the door for me. I do have to admit that she was less attractive and older than the four girls in the line-up I saw yesterday at 838 Iturbe. Even though she was older and saggier than yesterday's options, she did seem happier and more customer service oriented. Damage was 100 mil for 30 minutes.

I also have to admit that even though the quality isn't like my beloved FKKs in Germany and other hot spots around the globe, you can't beat the price! Definitely the lowest I've ever paid for mongering!

Appreciate all your posts and info!

[LifeIsABeach]

I paid 100 mil for a 30 minute session. I said it should be 100 mil for 45 minutes, but she disagreed.

I paid g120 mil for 45 minutes at Parada when I was there. Maybe you chose the wrong woman. I had a great relationship with the women there and had a wonderful time. I can't remember the names, never could even if someone told me their name 10 times! I just can't remember names of people. Takes a while.