Cusco

[Mikster]

Hey brother long strok and the boys,

Your post on Cuzco is excellent. These are the kind of posts that really help out the mongers. Kudos to you. Keep it coming.

You also kicked my ass with your britchera comments. I have an interesting situation. I have known a girl in Lima named Irene for quite a while now. She's a bit psychotic, the obsessive jealous thing, but that also means she's psychotic in bed, which is a good thing. She passes herself off as a good girl and claims to hate ***** and men who go with *****s. She caught me red-handed in Tequila one night and stormed out fuming. I figured that was the end of the relationship so I went ahead and got laid. She went back and found out who the girl was who banged me. Asked her a million questions and then showed up at my hotel with fire in her eyes. Wanted to beat my ass. This was like a couple days later. This chick is so hot and pretty, that I attempted to get back with her, explaining that it was just an anomoly, I was drunk, and would never happen again. Two days later she forgives me, comes over and fucks me into oblivion.

We now consider ourselves a couple and I spend all my time with her, banging away and staying at her apartment. She pays for food, drinks, and buys me flowers. She knows I am not rich. I made that point clear to her and I know she believed it because I was staying at a cheap, but nice hostal.

I come back to the states, and she writes me everyday saying she loves me. Then, out of the blue, she announces she is going to Cuzco to make a business with her brother who is living in Japan and wants to come home. She says he transfers money into her account and that now she works in a cafe that her brother is going to buy. She called me last night and asked me to come to Cuzco and stay with her in her apartment. Shes says, "you dont need money my bebe, I have all for you."

My big problem is that I think that I have feelings for this chick. The bigger problem is that I dont believe a fucking thing she says to me. Am I jaded, cynical, or just to hard to accept that she could actually be telling the whole truth? Who knows? I certainly dont.

I am thinking that she could be a britchera. Checking out the possibilities and then making a decision as to what she really wants. or she could be telling the truth.

What do you boys think? A little more about her. Her mother is Italian, her father half spanish, half indian. She looks italian, white skin, and very very pretty. Trust me on that. Men would try to pick up on her even with me standing right beside her with my arm around her and Im not a runt. Almost had to kick a german guys ass in a disco one night who had to have her. I mean pretty. She reminds me of Catherine Zeta-Jones, but Im not saying shes that hot. But close enough to make your cock get hard if she even looks at you.

Would you boys believe this broad and her story? Maybe I cant give enough info for anyone to make a call, but it all just seems too fantastic a story.

Thanks again long stroker. Very interesting writing. Keep it up.

Milkster

[Long Stroker]

I didn´t like Cusco. I really didn´t like it at all and I´ll tell you why. It´s not just because of the soroche. It´s not just cause the ho scene sucks. It´s because the place is so fucking gringo-ed out.

The soroche hit me the minute we touched down. I was expecting it so it was no surprise. But it was still an ass-kicker. It feels kind like quitting smoking. The first three days were rough, but the coca de mate really helps. I didn´t feel like doing shit when I first got there, which is too bad, cause I got a few nice long stares from a few girls on the street. But, sad as it sounds, all I wanted to do was make it back to my room and get horizontal.

On the subject of rooms, in this aspect Cusco is lacking as well IMHO. Here in Lima, I´m staying in a nice, modern, comfortable, girl-friendly, hot water, international cable-TV room in Barranco. I´m really starting to develop an affinity for the place as the all-girl front-desk staff knows me pretty well now and amazingly turns a blind eye to my *****mongering (both pro and non-pro). This for only $10 per night. I couldn´t even come close to this in Cusco, and I tried. DanDaMan, thanks for the PM. I tried the place you suggested, but they were booked. Which brings us to….

Longstroker´s Short List of Places NOT to stay while in Cusco:

Casa Grande:
Found this one in the Lonely Planet Guide. Shitty room for $10 bucks a night. No TV. Electric shower. Staff was actually pretty nice, however. When she saw me leaving after only one night, the front desk girl tried to talk me into staying with a discounted rate. Sorry baby, it´s not the price, it´s the accommodations.

Hotel Wiracocha:
Figured I´d pay $30 bucks a night for a nice room and just enjoy myself. Nice big rooms with high (almost cathedral) ceilings. Learned that 24 hour hot water doesn´t always mean 24 hour hot water.

Hotel Royal Qusco:
Was referred to this one by an internet friend, Karen. Her friend works the front desk and was able to get me a discount. $8/ night for TV and hot water. So that was pretty cool. It´s a backpacker type place. I met two Canadian girls and a dude from Holland while I was there. But this place is not guest-friendly. Ironically, I found this out one time when Karen had joined me in my room to look at my pictures of Maccu Picchu (honestly - we had already boned the night before and I wasn´t even horny). 5 minutes after we go in, the reception girl calls ( the only one who doesn´t know Karen, apparently) to say there is only one person registered to my room and she will have to leave.

Hanging out with Karen was fun. A native Cusquena, she works as an administrator at a local English school. As such, she has developed a way to dumb down her Spanish so as to be more understandable to someone with basic Spanish skills like myself. She was really good at this; I had some really comprehensive conversations with her. She wasn´t that good of a lay, but she was a great source of information. The first night we met, we sat in the Plaza de Armas and she told me all about Cusco – even the mongering aspects.

After talking a bit about the usual stuff, what is your family like, etc. , she asked me if I knew what a brichera was. I play dumb, claiming not to know. Next thing I know, she´s giving me a rundown of the whole britchera scene! They come to Cusco to meet extranjeros, she says. An extranjero is any foreign tourist (could be from US, Europe, Argentina even). The bricheras likewise, can come from Lima, but also Bolivia and even Brasil.

So we sat in the Plaza de Armas playing spot the britchera. I would point one out and she would either confirm or negate my call. She says they´re easy to spot because they like to wear loud clothes. Also, for some reason, they love to wear feather earrings. The ones that look like miniature Indian dream catchers from back in the states. She says they love that shit.

She also told me that it works both ways. There are also people know as britcheros. Obviously, these are guys. She told me her brother is actually one. He teaches Spanish to English speakers who come from Europe for vacation. She says he´s always banging some Euroslut from France or somewhere with a few more waiting in the wings. Isn´t that great? Man, if I had to be a poor Peruvian living in this 3rd world country, that would be the job I wanted!

Now the funny part is what happened last year. In Lima one of television stations runs a Hard Copy / Inside Edition type expose program. Last year they ran a program on the britcheras and britcheros of Cusco and her brother was shown in one of the video segments! Their mother saw it and said, “ What are you trying to do, disgrace our family?” He replies, “Mother, I thought you´d be happy that I´m famous!” Needless to say, she didn´t see it that way.

Now this next part could have either been her attempt to try to keep me all for herself or an honest concern for my welfare. Hard to say. She said that most britcheras are without emotion. All they want is for you to buy them food, drinks, and maybe they´ll go home with you, maybe not. I also heard a similar sentiment from a local guy, drawing on the experiences of his entranjero friends, who said that britcheras are someone you wine and dine, maybe you gome home together, usually not. (That night he also taught me this great Peruvian drinking game called Chongita. Yes, it´s called little *****house. You play it with 5 dice. First you get the room, then you get the bed, then you get…..)

To be honest, I never really tried my hand with a britchera. I talk to a few of them in the Plaza, but to pull a line from Jwadd´s 11-03-03 report on Cusco, it just “seemed a little like a tourist lottery” and I didn´t really put the effort into pursuing it. Dinner dates, dancing, etc.

Sitting there on the Plaza de Armas playing spot the britchera, I got to thinking about this concept of a semi-pro. I had never heard of the term until I started reading this board. When I first heard it, I thought WTF? A ho is someone who has sex for money, right? How can there be anything semi about that? But then I read some more and my knowledge expanded.

So, if a pro is someone you pay for sex and a non-pro is someone you spend time with and pretend to like to get sex then what does that make a semi-pro? Someone you have to spend time with and pretend to like, AND pay them (in the form of gifts and food, etc.) to get sex? Isn´t that like the worst of both worlds?

Or in the words of Charlie Sheen, a man who obviously has never had problems getting chicks, when implicated in the Heidi Fliess madame scandal: “I don't pay them to have sex, I pay them to leave afterwords.”

Maybe I´m just spoiled by my experiences in Lima, but this semi-pro britchera arena simply didn´t pull me. Interestingly, my girl told me there is no age limit to the extranjeros these girls will go after. 50, 60 years old, no problem she said.

So that’s enough about the semi-pro and non-pro action. Let’s talk about the hooooos:

I went out to La Curva a couple of times. Easy to get to. 10 minutes from Cusco center. 6 soles, no mas. You might ask your taxi to wait for you, as the place may seem sketchy at first. Now as to the quality. You know that old strip club come-on, 29 pretty girls and 1 ugly one? Well, it applies here, just reverse the numbers! Okay, it's not that bad, but fully 2/3 of the women there are just not doable. Overweight, too old, etc. Add to that the fact that after 7:00 pm the place is packed with horny Peruvians (i.e. many closed doors) and this really narrows down the available pool of cootchie. This is a place to go if you really need to bust your nut, but don't go looking for no "special times."

It's pretty high volume establishment, but to thier credit, the girls here do seemed to be pretty concerned with hygene. They all carry flashlights to check your johnson with before sex. I even had one chick hold a candle to my cock. The prices are, however, something to write home about. An amazing 10 soles or $3.24 for 20 minutes! That's actually cheaper than a phone sex line in the states, right? Covered oral, vaginal, "with poses". That means different positions like missionary or doggy. There were a few cuties there but of course they get taken quick.

MORE TO COME SOON:

Cusco = Cancun? (still coming)

My experiences at
the clubs of san sebastion

[Mountain Guy]

Great. I'm bringing my digital camera so I can freshen up the photo section.

[Mountain Guy]

I'm taking a break from Thailand and making my first trip to Peru in a few weeks. I am planning to stay in Lima a few days, then head to Cuzco for a week.

Do I have to purchase my air in advance for Lima to Cuzco, or can I just buy it in Lima?

Also, what is the proper evening attire in Lima and Cuzco in early January? Jeans, kakis, shorts?

Thanks much. I'll take my camera and hopefully ad some fresh posts and photos.

[Long Stroker]

taken from:

SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

Tuesday, September 28, 2004 · Last updated 1:34 p.m. PT

Peru coca growers briefly hold tourists

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

LIMA, Peru -- Coca growers protesting government plans to eradicate their cocaine-producing crop briefly held a group of European tourists visiting Inca ruins in the Andean city of Cuzco Tuesday, police said.

The tourists, identified by Radioprogramas radio as 17 French and two Germans, were released after police stormed the Koricancha site, an Inca sun temple. Some 70 protesters were detained, police said.

The travelers were not harmed, according to Radioprogramas, Peru's most respected radio news station.

About 100 coca growers surrounded the travelers, refusing to move for about an hour until police used tear gas to disperse them, authorities said.

Koricancha is a popular site with travelers in Cuzco, the former Inca capital located 350 miles southeast of Lima.

Peruvian coca growers frequently protest attempts deter them from growing the crop, arguing that coca leaves are part of Andean culture and have been used for centuries in ceremonies or chewed to ward off hunger. The government maintains that the vast majority of the coca is processed into cocaine.

Peru's government permits the cultivation of about 25,000 acres of the plant for chewing and for sale to companies that package coca tea and make extracts used in soft drinks.

Peru was once the world's leading producer of coca. But the country slashed its production by 70 percent between 1995 and 2001, thanks to low coca prices, interdiction, forced eradication of coca fields and programs to help farmers grow alternative crops.

[Lover Boy]

Lima busy,
This sounds more like a myth, As zork has pointed out Selva means Amazon region.
And there are quiet a few town under this region.

Selva (Amazon region)
IQITOS
TARAPOTO
MANU
PUERTO MALDONADO
CHANCHAMAYO

Other than that, I think your girlfriend seen too many american movies.
Here is a SCRIPT
Gringo gets kidnapped in Selva region by
Amazon womens, then these amazon babes fucked the brains out of this gringo.

But if you go looking for babes please let me know how it turns out.

LoverBoy

[Zork]

Lima Busy: Are you sure it was meant as a town name? 'Selva' means jungle and could refer to the whole Amazon region.

[Lima Busy]

i am curious about a town near cusco called selva. i have been told by my peruvian girlfriend that i am never allowed to visit this town.

when i inquired as to why, she told me the following:

all the girls in this town are "hot hot hot" in addition they do not care if you are married or not. the story passed around lima is if your husband goes there he will never come back.

this definetly peeked my interest as my novia said all peruvian girls have heard this story.

so if anyone has any info on this town please post!

lima busy

[Robert51]

Saint,

I made it to Cusco fine. Did not really find much Brichera action. I was in town 3 weeks. I was in town 2 or the 3 weekends. Went to clubs and hung out on the plaza all the time. So I had to turn to pros in between.

Did meet Mosses. Seems like a nice guy, but by the time I meet him, I had already hooked up with a waiter from another resturant down the row. We went to some place in town that is over in local side and you go down a very steep stair down into building. The club would be in a basement. It was OK, but too expensive for me.

Latter we went to the Santius Chango. Walk down the little rows looking at door girls, busier than hell if you arrive after 7. I liked this. Cheap nice looking pussy and I enjoyed the service. It is a slightly more expensive cab ride out there, but what is a few soles more actually when the action is so much cheaper and better out there.

Don't know if I will go back or not. I might stay if I do. I meet a local girl. Not a prostitute. who I really liked. Another story.

Thank You for help

Roberto

[Saint]

Robert51,

You're welcome. I'm always happy to help. I doubt you'll find girls "before dark". You have nothing to worry about though. Cuzco is a mellow and safe town. Not sure if you speak Spanish or not but if you don't, just email that dude I posted about. He will take you around to the clubs if you want. That club, Decameron is off the beaten track. It's no big deal but if you don't travel around much you might be nervous.

Also, ask him if he knows any private girls. That is your best best for during the day. Contrary to what others have posted in the past, I didn't see too many girls in the Plaza de Armas worth pursuing. There were several cuties at Decameron but nothing I'd say "model quality" which I prefer. Still, it's easy to have a good time there. I heard it doesn't start going till later in the night and I was there fairly early. Best of luck and stay safe.

FYI. I can highly recommend the Restaurante El Truco. They have a live band at 8 PM that plays good music. They put a flag on your table where you are from so it's interesting to see all the different people from around the world. They have dancers too and it's a good atmosphere with decent food too.

Saint

[Robert51]

Saint,

Thank you for the info you are posting here. It will be of a real help to me next week. Say will you still be in Cusco next week?

How early do you think that you could show up at either of the two clubs you talked about? I always feel more comfortable if my first excersion is before dark, just wondering if you thought there would be any working girls working yet.

Thanks

Robert51

[Saint]

Starfe and others,

I call it like I see it. Many, many, many guys have emailed me asking me for advice that were in my situation. I will always post what I think. If people don´t like it they don´t have to read my reports or they can disregard the information. As always, I have told people my posts are just my perception on things. Unfortunately, sometimes the truth hurts. Good luck.

[Ferolga777]

Saint,

Thank you for sharing your experiences with us. Quite frankly, if comes to a choice between information and a photo I take the info. My hard drive is full of hard core photos from usenet, I don't need more. I do need intelligent perspectives like yours.


Ferolga

[Starfe]

Otto,

My middle name is "erectile dysfunction" so what else is new. As a young 70 year old I have no problem getting my volcano up after taking 400 mg's.

Its those goddam headaches that bother me.

The Saint has this hangup with older guys trying to have a good time. He seems to think the only people that understand us are 70 year old streetwalkers. Speaking of 70 year old hooker: has anyone seen Maria in Buenos Aires lately? She walks with a cane and is blind in her right eye.


Starfe

[Starfe]

Saint,

"I´m not sure how you guys in your 40´s, 50´s and 60´s can seriously expect to have a serious relationship with a girl that is 20 years old. Oh well...to each his own."

Us " older guys " are just wiser then you " youger guys ". We have already paid our dues and know which ones ( girls ) payback dividends. Like I have said before " the senior tour " is a lot easier after playing the regular tour.

Starfe

p.s.: Stop worrying so much about what us older fellas do for fun.
The game has not passed us by yet!!!!!!!!!