Cusco

[Member #3407]

The following represents the definitive expose on the action in Cuzco. In a nutshell, the quality is better and the prices are lower than in Lima and the environment is much safer.

Cuzco comes from the word quechua word Qosqo, which means navel. Welcome to the navel (center of the world). The women here (cholitas) are among the most beautiful in the world. In general they are morenas (dark) and very slim. Usually they have small and firm tits, large almond eyes, and high cheekbones. My kind of girls!

If you come to Cuzco and want to find a cholita, you won't have to work at it very hard. I have been here tens days this trip and have been able to date a new cholita almost every day. I usually have 2-3 encounters with different cholitas every day. Almost all girlfriend action. My biggest problem has been logistics - only 24 hours in a day, and so many cholitas to choose from. It seems that they all want an american boyfriend. Why fight it?

The place to find girlfriend action is centered around the Plaza de Armas. Visit the cafes and discos surrounding the plaza or just find one strolling in the Plaza. The Plaza is full of girls who want to practice their english with foreigners. Another possibility is to make contacts with some cholitas via the internet. That way you will be up and running the moment you arrive in Cuzco.

If you do prefer pro-action, you will not be disappointed. The working girls here are usually more beautiful than in Lima and have a better attitude. Best of all are the prices. Fifteen soles ($4) is the going price and in general, it is much safer here than in Lima.

One place to visit is "La Curva." Previous reports of "La Curva" have been very sketchy and the location has been described as "far from the center of town." La Curva is located in San Jeronimo, southwest of Cuzco. It is a rural community and is extremely safe. Believe me, the peasants do not want to rob you like some limeños might. La Curva is better known as "Santutis" or "Sol de Oro." La Curva consists of an outdoor chongo (*****house) with about 100 rooms all lined-up around a courtyard. The girls here do a terrific business, so arrive early in the evening (6:00) before they are all busy. Again, the prices are among the best in South America, only $4-5. There is no cover charge and a taxi from Cuzco is about six soles ($1.70).

Once you are done at San Jeronimo, the place to go is San Sebastian. It is located about midway between Cuzco and San Jeronimo and the action starts about 9:00 pm. San Sebastian is not very dangerous, but it might be wise to go with a peruvian friend or someone who looks peruvian (like me). To find the clubs, just tell your taxi drive "El Condor." El Condor is a statue with a condor on top. To the Incas, the condor represents the spiritual world of the heavens. To us mongers, it represents a great place to get laid. The clubs are easy to find - they all have red lights in front of them. Inside you will find some of the best pussy in the world. Be warned, the clubs are far from elegant and I'm probably one of the few gringos who has ventured inside. But if you are adventurous, you will be well rewarded for you efforts.

If you want to visit some high-class clubs, try "La Rumba." La Rumba is located near Avenida Collasuyo in Manuel Prado, not far from San Sebastian. The girls there all told me they were from Pucallpa. Pucallpa is located in the jungle. Why all these beautiful jungle girls (charapitas) decided to come to Cuzco, I'm not sure. When I complained that I wanted a cholita not a charapita, someone told me that the girls were really cholitas from Cuzco but lie because they ashamed and didn't want their families to find out. Nice story, but if they look like charapitas and talk like charapitas, you better believe they are charapitas. As one might expect, the prices here are a little higher and the clubs charge a "salida" (bar fine) of 30 soles ($8) to take a girl back to your hotel. The girls price is negociable, but ranges from 50 to 100 soles (15 - 30 dollars). The action starts about 10 to 11:00 at up-scale clubs like La Rumba and De Camero.

If you just got back from the Inka Trail and are tired or if you are to lazy to leave your hotel, give Karen a call at 240064. Tell her DanDaMan sent you and enjoy.

DDM

[Member #3407]

Dickhead,

November should be a good time to come, but the earlier the better as the rainy season starts in November.

As for hotels, I hesitate to post them because I won't be able to get a room in the future if they are full of fellow mongers. Believe it or not, this actually happened to me today and I had to change hotels because I told some fellow mongers where I was staying. It seems they gave the type of room I wanted to them. I filled up the hotel with guests that I referred to it and ended up having to pack my bags. Go figure.

But if you take the time to write me, I will answer and give you some good leads on hotels. Just let me know the type and price range you are interested in.

[Email address deleted by Admin]

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[Viajero Guapo]

DDM,

I'm glad you're enjoying Cuzco. I was there a few years ago and had a blast.

I'm sure you're heading out to Machu Picchu. Make sure you stay overnight there so you can spend a sunset and/or sunrise at the site. Tourists are light at those times and the place really has an especially mystical feel to it then. Other smaller towns may be worth a quick visit if you are really interested in the ruins and the history.

I tried to contact you but the address you provided is apparently invalid. Please check this and repost the correct address.

VG

[Dickhead]

DDM: Gonna be in Cuzco in Nov. Been to Cuzco once before but had a ball and chain at the time. What's the hotel, please?

[Member #3407]

Hey Guys'

I took a break from the girlfriend action tonight to check out the clubs on the Plaza de Armas. Previous reports of Mama Africa's demise were incorrect. Mama Africa still exists and seems to be the place for semi-pro action. It is roughly equivalent to Tequila Rocks in Lima in this aspect.

Strangely they moved it. It use to be on the west side of the Plaza and now is on the northwest corner. Also, there is a Mama America. Go figure.

I have some leads on where the locals go for action, but it is in a dangerous neighborhood. I'm hesitant to go there alone. Maybe some other mongers can hook up with me. Let me know. I receive a lot of emails, but generally they only staying for a couple of nights and want to see everything. You won't even be over the soroche after 2 nights.

Cuzco is really cheap now. You can get a really nice room for less than $5 breakfast included. The menu (meal of the day) costs from 1.5 to 5 soles. Yes, a full meal for about 50 cents, including drink.

DDM

[Member #3407]

Hey Guys,

I finally made it to Cuzco. It's low season and all the prices are dirt-cheap here now. It's even cheaper than Lima if you know where to go. I'm staying at my favorite hotel just minutes from the Plaza de Armas. They treat me like a king there because they know me and I have developed a great relationship with them. They are only charging us (me and my fellow mongers) $5 per night for nice single rooms, breakfast included. I just love this town!

Cuzco is like heaven after 10 cold and cloudy days in Lima. It's springtime here and warm and sunny. I took Diamox this time and avoided having soroche (altitude sickness).

I met an 18 year-old cholita who works in a bakery here. She works 13 hours a day, 6 days a week and makes less than 20 bucks a month plus meals. The campesinas here really get taken advantage. She told me her life story and tears came to her eyes. Needless to say, we have a date setup for her day off on Sunday. Either she gave me an academy award performance or she's the real thing - an innocent non-pro. I'll fill you all in later and let you know what happens.

Interestingly, she told me where cholitas like herself get taken advantage of for sex. Needless to say I'll be there tonight if I can get a break from all the great girlfriend action here. I've been here 3 days and have had two different dates each day. I just love these cholitas.

If anyone needs any advise on the scene in Cuzco, email me at [Email address deleted by Admin].

Cuzco kicks ass!

DDM

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[Hodges]

Hello Guys,

I have been following the forum pages for a couple of months now and think I have a pretty good idea of the situation. I will be travelling around South America soon and will be in Cusco in the second week of November for a few days. I can probably only visit one or two places due to other commitments and wonder where you guys would go if you only had one night in Cusco? Which is your favourite club/girl? What is the going rate?

Hodges

[Screwed Up]

A cab from the centre of town to La Curva is 5 sol.
Don't go late though. I arrived at 11 PM and it as almost dead. Only ugly old hoes.
The taximan told me best time is around 7 PM.

I went to a club on Calle de Sol I think it was called Memorada or something similar. About 12 girls inside. A couple of 7's and 8's inside. The girl I took has since been crazy for me and keeps emailing me all the time and gave me her home phone number.
I fucked her 3 times in about 1.5 hour. I paid 20 soles for a can of beer, 20 for her leaving the bar, 25 for the hostal and 80 for the girl. She never asked money and I could have run off without paying, but off course I paid her when we got back to the club. I think she didn't ask for money so I would feel obliged to stay with her as she enjoyed my company.

Mama Africa on the Plaza de de Armas seems to be renamed into Mama America and is filled with tourists. Some European girl walked up to me but we were standing in front of the speakers and after I yelled 3 times "What!" she went off. I hit on the waitress who was drop gorgeous. She gave me her email address so we could hook up later if she went to Lima, but I lost it
I hooked up with another hot latina and she was ready to go to a hostal to do absolutely everything, but her brother wouldn't let her leave. BASTARD!

[Member #3407]

Originally posted by Langer
Dandaman,

Thanks for the info. Im in Cusco now. Do you know where exactly La Curva is located? What is the best way to get there?

Thanks,

Langer

Langer,

Ask any taxi driver and they will tell you where La Curva is. I've never been there. I hear it's on the outskirts of town. Taxis are dirt-cheap in Cuzco, so it shouldn't cost you more than 5-7 soles to get there.

Also check out the Blue Sky club on Avenida Sol.

There are suppose to be two baños de turcos in Cuzco. The first is Baños Sauna Sol y Mar, Belen 494 Int. 6. Their phone number is 23 1475 cell number is 65 3547. The second is Silent Sauna spa Baños Turcos located at Calle Quera 253 - phone 23- 1504.

Let us all know about your adventures.

DanDaMan

[Langer]

Dandaman,

Thanks for the info. Im in Cusco now. Do you know where exactly La Curva is located? What is the best way to get there?

Thanks,

Langer

[Member #3407]

Hi Langer,

Not too many present posts on where to get pro action in Cuzco. So, check out Nibu's Archives. La Curva is suppose to be the best place in town. For non-pro action check out Mama Africa on the Plaza de Armas. There are numerous strip-clubs on the Calle de Sol. Remember, the sluts are cheaper and better in Lima. I'll update everyone on where to find the action in Cuzco in September-October after I return there.

When are you going to Cuzco? I'll be there at the end of September for a month or so.

Be careful on getting ripped off on tours. Check out my previous post where I helped save Dan C. $600. Tours guides were asked him for $900 and he emailed me and I told him how he could do it himself for $300. He wrote me back and sure enough, he did the tour himself for only $300. Write me at DanDaMan93906@yahoo.com if I can help you out with any info on hotels, tours, airlines, restaurants, cholitas, etc.

Enjoy Cuzco! It's my favorite place on the planet.

DanDaMan

Originally posted by Langer
Hi

Where are the places to go in Cusco to pick up working girls?

Langer

[Langer]

Hi

Where are the places to go in Cusco to pick up working girls?

Langer

[Turbolover]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanDaMan
[i]Hi Xthrax,

Glad to hear you are taking an extended trip similar to me. I can't tell you how many people have written me asking for info on Cuzco and are only going to spend 2-3 days there. I too am presently studying Pimsleur Portuguese and will be in Brazil. I plan on taking an Amazon River trip from Iquitos to Manaus to Belem. What is your anticipated route? I have contemplated entering Brazil from Madre de Dios (Puerto Maldonado) or Bolivia, but it seems much more difficult.

I will be gone for two months starting in Brazil, then going to B.A., Lima, La Paz, Cusco, then to San Jose, Costa Rica and finally onward to Guatamala City and Antigua Guatemala.
I will be posting reports of how they are (imho) relative to each other!
Thank you for the help!

[Member #3407]

Hi Xthrax,

Glad to hear you are taking an extended trip similar to me. I can't tell you how many people have written me asking for info on Cuzco and are only going to spend 2-3 days there. I too am presently studying Pimsleur Portuguese and will be in Brazil. I plan on taking an Amazon River trip from Iquitos to Manaus to Belem. What is your anticipated route? I have contemplated entering Brazil from Madre de Dios (Puerto Maldonado) or Bolivia, but it seems much more difficult.

With respect to fresh cholita-hunting grounds close to Cuzco, I am going to visit Quillabamba. It's on the edge of the jungle on the other side of Machupicchu. I have met several cholitas on the internet from there and it seems like a great place to find cholitas.

With respect to shoes, I have given up on hiking boots and will be relying on my New Balance jogging shoes. In addition, I will have my clean and shinned Black Reebok DMX walking shoes for the city. Yes, it's a lot to haul, but I'm going to be gone for almost a year on this trip. I wouldn't count on getting shoes in Peru, especially if you have big american-size feet. In general, they just don't have larger size shoes there.

Incaroca, what you said makes a lot of sense and I agree. After the Iraq adventure, the world will only hate Americans more and this is not good for travellers like myself. I can only imagine what Peruvians are saying behind my back. The differences in culture are very interesting and necessary to understand if you are to be successful in Latin America. Often, what's acceptable and common behavior in the US is unacceptable in Peru. In addition to shoes, a good example is bargaining. Americans love to haggle and this is frowned upon by peruvians. So, if you want to impress your new cholita girlfriend, don't embarass yourself by bargaining or appearing cheap. After all, they're looking for rich gringos who don't worry about money.

One more tip for Cuzco, especially if you are flying there from sea-level, is to take a prophylatic for altitude sickness ("soroche" in spanish). The locals will all tell you to drink a lot of coca tea. However, you might also consider taking the drug Diamox (acetazolamide) which can be found at many pharmacies in Peru. If you decide to use the drug, I suggest Diamox 125 mg (half of one tablet) is taken twice daily as a trial at sea level for two days several weeks before a visit to high altitude. Assuming no unpleasant side effects are experienced, take the drug in the same dose for three days before arrival in Cuzco and thereafter for two or three days until you feel acclimatized, for about five days in all. It beats spending three days with a horrible headache due to altitude sickness.

If I can give anyone else any other tips, please write me at DanDaMan93906@yahoo.com.

[Turbolover]

Originally posted by DanDaMan
Xthrax,

I think you have zeroed in on the key to "penetrating" these cholitas and the culture (pun intended). You have to learn the language.
Yes you will be a big hit with these cholitas if you are a gringo that speaks decent spanish. Appearance is very important to latins. They will think poorly of you if you are poorly dressed and groomed. One very important thing is to keep your shoes clean and shinned, !

Got Pimsleur Portuguese and speak Spanish like a 6 year old, thanks for other language help though!

Clean Hiking Boots and Levis?
Any tips on how you guys pack to hunt Cholitas while on Vacation?

I was told to pack light, but I am also touring Brazil first. Later Guatemala.

OK to have one dress up shirt and khakis or levis and wear with boots? Or, are shoes cheap up there?
I will be in Central and South America about two months total and my list of crap to bring is getting huge. Better efficiency equals better mongering right?
I appreciate your quick responses to my previous question incaroca and Dandaman!
Also, is there a closer spot to Cuzco where there is fresh hunting grounds, besides Huaycayo?