Lima

[TomJackin]

Caution, this is a long trip report.

Welcome to Lima, one of my favorite cities in the world!

Logistics:

Flight:

I flew United round trip from San Diego using my travel credits from all the flights I had to cancel. The flight was 3 hours to Houston and another 6 to Lima. Before the flight, United had me complete a few things in their Travel Ready Center:

Proof of Passport.

Proof of being vaccination.

Health questioner for Peru.

Travel insurance:

I purchase travel insurance from World Nomads for around 80 bucks. Why? During these times, "Quien sabe?

Pinche covid tests:

There were no tests required going to Peru and coming back to the US.

Logging:

I rented a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, in Miraflores, one half block from the ocean and less than 2 blocks from Larcomar. I rented through Airbnb. My host was outstanding in every aspect. The cost was $120 a night. There was 24 hour security and I had no problems bringing different women into the place. Whenever I returned to the apartment, I always brought chips and a soda for the security guard; they took great care of me!

Money:

The currency in Peru is Sol. The rate was 1 US dollar to 3. 85 soles. Whatever the amount was in soles, I just divided by 4 for US dollars. I cashed in a bunch of dollars at one of the exchange places, which seems to be everywhere. The bills were all different colors and I did not have any problems figuring out the exchange rate. The coins were a tad confusing because of the sizes. For example, the 2 and 5 coins are smaller than the 1 sole coins. There were many places that did not accept Master Card, but Visa cards were accepted everywhere.

Duty Free:

There is a Duty Free at the airport in Lima. So I stocked up on wine and Baileys. BTW, the girls love Baileys; so make sure you bring some!

Communication:

T-Mobile North American plan; say no more! My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute, and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my Airbnb host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on Fuckbook, Tinder, and Skype; including video calls for no extra charge whatsoever. And Google maps always came in handy!

Transportation:

From the airport and back, my host helped me obtain a good driver; 20 bucks or 80 soles. In Lima, I used Uber quite often; very cheap and safe. If I was in a hurry, I used regular taxis, which were dirt cheap in Lima. 5 to 10 soles can get you pretty much anywhere, including San Isidro, Lince, and Barranco. I used all types of transportation and never had any issues.

I used a driver named Sergio to go from club to club on two different nights. He is reliable, safe, and I trust him. He charged me 50 soles per hour. I have his WhatsApp number if anyone needs his service. He only speaks Spanish.

Pinche covid stuff:

Lima is taking this thing seriously. To enter most big stores and malls, proof of vaccination is required, and masks will be worn at all times. Ever though Larcomar is an outdoor mall, the procedures were the same. When I went into Wong, I had to wear two masks just to get into the downstairs small shopping area. But here is the weird thingy, once you enter, you can remove one of the masks! WTF! Basically, everyone was wearing masks outside, except most foreigners. I always respect the country I visit, thus, I wore a mask outside as well.

Spanish school:

I returned to the Spanish school Peruwayna. I took classes from 4-6 pm, Monday through Friday, for one week. I paid for 10 private classes, which came out to be just over 10 US per hour. My maestra was great! But she was also quite hot, so I did get distracted during the lessons. Peruwayna also took my Visa card for the payment. Each day, I brought churros for the teachers and staff; simple gestures go a long way.

Miraflores:

What a great district! The place has a great vibe, from the streets, to Larcomar, to Parque Kennedy. It is one of the safest cities I have been to throughout my travels. Because it was their winter, it got pretty chilly at night. I only saw the sun one day!

Food & Drinks:

I ate and drank at a butt-load of restaurants:

Haiti. Very good.

La Bonbonniere. Great risotto.

Tanta Great chow.

Manolo. Buying churros for the teaching staff at my school.

La Lucha Sangucheria. My go to lunch spot; great fucking sandwiches.

El Cascajal. With a local show (no more buffet).

Panchita One of my favorite restaurants in the world.

El Bodegon Excellent chow.

Every meal I had was either very good or pretty damn good!

The Women:

Because the trip was to focus on Spanish, I contacted several women on Tinder, Fuckbook, and Kinesiologas. The ones I contacted had no English speaking skills. This does take a lot of time, texting, and effort. I also met with a previous woman from my last trip. Sad note: Two of my favorite girls died from cancer over the last three years; I missed them.

On a happy note: Three years ago, I met this hot civie in Rustica (Barranco) and we went out one time. Before my trip, I contacted her via WhatsApp and we chatted quite a bit. I took her to El Cascajal and we had a blast. Later in my apartment, we shared a good bottle of champagne and rack operations began. I met her again two nights later for dinner at Tanta; I will miss her.

Take note: Do not contact the women too early on those sites before your trip; they tend to lose interest after 1 or 2 weeks. I learned this lesson the hard way three years ago and this trip as well.

My Fuckbook experience:

I tried getting contacts from Fuckbook, but the girls were too busy getting great scientific information about pinche covid from their friends. Yep, I'm done with Fuckbook!

My Kinesiologas experience:

Kinesiologas is a site for putas. On the site, you can connect with them with the WhatsApp button and it will go directly to your phone. I chatted with several, but I was hooked on one in particular. All her photos were verified by the website. She was freaking hot!

She wanted to meet in Borda, which is not that far from Miraflores, but it seemed farther in traffic. The date was set for 7 pm. My Uber driver arrived at some spot in Borda, but we didn't have a clue where to go next. Finally, she told me the cross road and told me to get a room at Hotel Gold Source.

Thus, I did and the room cost 80. I went to the room and waited. Well, 30 minutes went by, and then an hour went by. I texted her a few more times and she kept saying she was on her way. I'm a very patient man, but at 8:30, I said fuck that puta and left. When I returned to Miraflores at 9, she texted me and said she was at the hotel. Too late! At that point, I gave up on Kinesiologas!

My Tinder experience:

This process takes a shit-load of time! Two weeks before I got there, I had 5 dates set-up. One week before I got there, I only had 4 dates. When I got there, I only had 3 dates. And two of those dates went to hell in a handbasket! I had 2 no-shows, but at least they told me ahead of time.

I had one solid date on Monday evening and it was a shit-show! As soon as we got into the Taxi, she asked me where was her new cell phone that I was supposed to bring for her birthday. I was shocked, but only for a minute (I recovered quickly).

I told her, "I don't know shit from Shinola about you! What in the Sam Hill made you think I would buy you a cell phone? (I had to say it in a different way because I could not translate those sentences). We went to Bumfuck Egypt to go to a Tanta restaurant. Even though there were two pinche Tanta restaurants near my apartment!

We finally reached the mall / restaurant in Bumfuck Egypt and got a table for two. She was completely weird during our meal and kept mentioning the damn cell phone. When we left the restaurant, she quickly pointed out a cell phone store. She wanted to go into the store, but I said, "That's not going to happen!" Then I told her in English (because I could not translate the phase) "Apparently, you have hope in one hand, shit in the other. And at this moment; shit won!" Our date was quickly over at that point!

Monger Venues:

I knew things were going to be different, but I did not know how much different.

The Old Pub:

The place is up and running, but it was nothing like before pinche covid. I stopped by there 3-4 times, no chicas to be had.

Club Sabor Peruano:

This used to be my go to spot; I pulled several chicas out of that club for a few years. But, just like the Old Pub, it was nothing like before pinche covid. I checked on the club 3-4 more times, but it was quite dead. However, I was there Friday night and I saw a couple of girls from 3 years ago and two of them had a drink with me. I really wasn't interested in either one and decided to leave.

As I was going out, the "Chipmunk" was coming in. I called her "Chipmunk" because she had puffy cheeks, but didn't have any nuts in them; not yet! We chatted for a few minutes, and we were off hand and hand like a newlywed couple. She was 300 for 2 hours, but she stayed for over 3 hours. She was a complete hoot in my apartment. I repeated with her two more times during my stay.

The No Name Club:

I named this club "The No Name Club" because it doesn't have damn name on the place! It is the club near Pizza Alley, between the Subway shop and the Asian restaurant. I've been in this place twice in the past and I always felt confused when I left. So, I went back into this club so I could find out why I was confused in the past. After climbing the stairs, I entered the club. Everyone was paired up sitting, drinking, and chatting. I went to the bar and asked, "What in the fuck happens here?" All I heard were crickets. Thus, I never got an answer.

Then some real cutie, almost a damn midget (because she was no taller than 4. 6) came up and gave me a hug. I liked her and I decided to have a couple of drinks with the little one. In our booth, I had a blast, not sure about her. We chatted about my tongue exploring her orifices and she seemed quite excited about that concept. She quickly gave me her WhatsApp number and we made a date for Monday evening. I tried to contact her the following day, but the number she gave me was incorrect! Thus, once again, I got confused! Fucking midget!

Bar Huamqni:

The last night, I was walking towards Pizza Alley and this dude came up to me. He knew my name and said he remembered me from a few years ago. His name is Chris. He was trying to boost business for this new bar. I asked him about chicas and he said he had a few freelancers in the bar. He gave me his card and begged me to try out the place. I told him I would think about it. I headed to Pizza Alley to see if there was any action going down; nope! Out of nowhere, someone jumped on my back and was kissing my neck. It turned out to be the "Chipmunk. ".

I chatted with her about Bar Huamqni and she said, "Let's go, I want to kiss a chica!" So off we went. The place is a restaurant in front, with the bar in the back. There were around 3-4 chicas and they were OK at best. I did not get any prices because I did not know who was with whom. The "Chipmunk" was leaving to go to the restroom, but I stopped her. I told her not to return until her panties were off; she smiled and giggled. She returned wearing her panties on her wrist; I was a happy camper. We played with each other under the table like teenagers. I think one of the girls saw what we were doing, because when we were leaving, one of the girls stopped her and when I turned around they were sucking face. When we got outside, I asked what the fuck happened in the bar. Again, she just smiled and giggled!

Strip / table dance clubs:

In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price.

Club: Harem.

Cover: 80 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 63.

Sex: 700 for 1 hour / plus hotel cost.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: 18-20.

Quality of chicas: Decent to good.

Night / Time: Thursday /2.

Comments: I got into Miraflores late and decided to find somewhere to go. One of my previous drivers, who hangs out around Pizza Alley, told me the club was close and closes at 6. Nice small club and all the girls were Vennies (Venezuelans) and they all were nothing special whatsoever.

Club: Eros.

Cover: 100 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 70.

Sex: 400 for 1 hour for the girl /200 for the club / plus hotel cost; which included a bottle of crappy champagne!

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw 5, but was told there would be around 20 more towards the weekend. (I heard that in every club!

Quality of chicas: Very good to hot!

Night / Time: Sunday / midnight.

Comments: A nice club all around. Pulled one of the chicas out of the club and it was a short ride to the hotel. The hotel cost 180! WTF? The girl was really sweet, but had very little experience during rack operations. You might want to avoid this place.

Club: Las Suites de Barranco.

Cover: 130 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 70.

Sex: 600 for 2 hours for the girl /400 for the club / plus hotel cost. And it also included a bottle of crappy champagne!

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw 10, but was told there would be around 20 to 25 more towards the weekend.

Quality of chicas: Hot to smoking hot.

Night / Time: Monday /11.

Comments: Not a large club, but it was a very nice place. Girls were coming at me from the left to the right. I liked them all, but I didn't want to spend that much money. And that's when I met a drop-dead beautiful Colombiana. We sat, drank, laughed, and clicked. Thus, off we went on our honeymoon location; my apartment! We met again a couple of days later and after rack operations, I took her out for a great meal! Yep, I fucked up and fell in love; Maldito sea!

Club: Tequila Rocks.

Cover: 30 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 21.

Sex: I was quoted from 400 to 600 for 1 hour. No exit fee (bar fine).

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw 15, but was told there would be around 20 to 25 more towards the weekend.

Quality of chicas: Very good to hot.

Night / Time: Tuesday /1.

Comments: Tequila Rocks is up and running and seems to be doing well. I drank with one of the hotties and she quoted me 400 for 1 hour; I declined and she asked why. I told her all I wanted to do was to put my tongue in her orifices and take some pictures. But nooooo, you just want to wait around for prince fucking charming to show up and sweep you away; I left!

Club: La Oficina.

Cover: 200 and fucking 60! WTF? I asked if that included one of their chicas sucking my cock and another chica licking my balls while I'm drinking the free shot? For whatever reason, I never received an answer.

Ficha: 75.

Sex: All the girls had different prices. I sat with a pretty Vennie and she asked for 600 for two hours. No exit fee (bar fine). She saw my number and memorized it. After that, I received way too many text messages. I just ran out of time to hook up with her.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: Around 15.

Quality of chicas: OK to very good.

Night / Time: Tuesday /2:30.

Comments: It was a nice small club with only a couple of customers; that might have something to do with their pinche cover charge! With that cover charge; avoid this place!

Club: Angelo's.

Cover: 130 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 70.

Sex: 600 for 1 hour for the girl /200 for the club / plus hotel cost.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw 3, but was told there would be around 10 to 15 more towards the weekend.

Quality of chicas: The three I saw was just above the notch of okay to good.

Night / Time: Wednesday /9:45.

Comments: When I walked into the club, there were zero chicas. When one did arrived, the manager rushed her over to me. I called her, "Twitchy. " Because she was on something and twitched the entire time. It was a very large club with a butt-load of potential. It had several rooms, but there were only 3 chicas when I left the place; it seemed mismanaged. Skip the damn place!

Club: Soho.

Cover: 130 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 60.

Sex: 600 for 1 hour for the girl /150 for the club / plus hotel cost. And the price varies depending on the chica.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: 15 -20.

Quality of chicas: Cute gorditas to hot!

Night / Time: Wednesday /10:30.

Comments: This was a very nice club. But, I don't remember a lot about the place. Thus, I did not find anything striking about the club.

Club: Eclipse.

Cover: None.

Ficha: 60.

Sex: 500 for 2 hours for the girl /3 fichas minimum for the exit fee / plus hotel cost.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw 3, but was told there would be around 8 to 10 more towards the weekend.

Quality of chicas: Will do in a pinch to good.

Night / Time: Wednesday /11:00.

Comments: As soon as I walked in, I saw a chica with a great smile. So I plopped down with her and ordered my shot. She had a great attitude, which is one of the things I look for. I told her I wanted to take her back to my apartment and she seemed quite happy about that. But, I told her I wanted to visit two more clubs and I would return to take her out the bar. She seemed skeptical, so I assured her my word is my word.

This was somewhat of a local bar and across the street was another local bar called Sexy. When I returned to help her escape the bar, my driver went to Sexy and reported there were only 2 chicas in the place.

Club: TAO.

Cover: 130 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 60.

Sex: 600 for 1 hour for the girl /300 for the club / plus hotel cost.

On site: No.

Number of chicas: Around 20.

Quality of chicas: Pretty damn good to hot!

Night / Time: Wednesday /11:45.

Comments: This was a very nice club with many hot chicas! I talked to 4 chicas; all hot Colombianas. They were very social and welcoming. I liked this place a lot.

Club: Club 69.

Cover: 130 included 1 shot / beer.

Ficha: 60.

Sex: I have no freaking idea! I asked at least three meseros and never got a damn answer!

On site: No.

Number of chicas: I saw around 15, but was told there would be around 25-30 more towards the weekend.

Quality of chicas: Very good to hot.

Night / Time: Wednesday /12:30.

Comments: I remember this club from 2018 and I was not impressed then, and I felt the same way this time as well. The chicas were not attentive whatsoever; they all seemed cold as fucking cats! Maybe they just didn't like me, but this was the only club where I felt that coldness. The club is not worth your time and money! (IMHO) I left to return to Eclipse to pick up my future bride!

My favorite clubs and reasons:

TAO: Because of the hot as hell chicas.

Las Suites de Barranco: Because of the drop-dead beauties in the place.

Tequila Rocks: Because low cover charge, the chicas, location, and the low ficha price.

Eclipse: Because the club is simple and the low bar fine, but if you don't expect too much, you won't be let down.

Street Girls:

I already knew about the street scene in Lince, so I did not partake. Hell, I didn't have the time!

Conclusion:

I really like Lima. The people are friendly and the food is great! Miraflores is a wonderful district and I hope to return again next year. Personally, I think the young women in Peru are beautiful; but the older ones don't seem to age very well.

As far as monger venues; it has enough to keep any monger busy during their stay. But, go one step further; getting a regular girl is quite easy. Hell, if an old bastard like me can do it; anybody can!

Would I ever return to Lima? Hell yeah! I love the food, women, people, my school, and the putas!

Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

I will post more pictures if or when the mods take me off double secret probation.

[AntonioLion]

Hello Folks,

This would be my 1st time in Lima. I have been to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and Brasil so not a beginner in this life.

I read a few pages but I still have the following questions if you guys don't mind providing some feedback:

Are there any night clubs for working girls?

How about agencies such as placeres del peru and amorosas del peru?

Any additional info is appreciated.

I haven't had any experiences on Placeres del Peru website but I had on Amorosas del Peru. It's a website that gathers 3 or four agencies, independent girls and massage spots with a happy ending.

There is one agency, which I have used several times, located in San Borja, they have my number and every day they update their states with the girls they are working that day. And from time to time it appears a new girl with the title "New girl, her first time doing this, tender, 19 yo" with a photo.

So, that's when I reply immediately to "la Mami" telling her that I take the service because most of the time these new girls give you the best experience.

I also like this place because "la Mami" asks you for feedback about the girl you have had sex and she worries about the service is going well.

If you want the contact of this agency that is part of Amorosas del Peru, actually you can see some of its girls on that site, write to me a message.

[AntonioLion]

"You can call your friends semi-pros. That's fine, we all prefer words that make us more comfortable. But they're still prostitutes. Only part-time. ".

Thank you for helping me with my vocabulary, now I know, semi pro, pro and non pro. Well, most of my friends are semi-pro.

[Xpartan]

Hey guys, Maribel sent me more of her pics. She is 20 as I told you before. I have been out with her three times. I remember the first time I met her, we went for a coffee, I never go directly to the hotel, because several times I had had bad experiences so if a girl accepts going for coffee before anything it means she is not professional, she is not a prostitute and I'm going to spend a great time.

Remember that joke that Churchill never said: we've already establish what kind of woman you are, madam, now we're negotiating.

I'm sure you had a great time, but does she charge money for sex? Then she is a prostitute.

For the record: the word "prostitute" does not have a negative connotation to me. I can like a prostitute, I can be a friend with a prostitute, and I can respect a prostitute. But that doesn't change what she does.

This clarity in definitions is important, because some people (and I don't mean you) tend to fall in love with beautiful, young things like your friends while trying to convince themselves that they're not prostitutes.

They are.

You can call your friends semi-pros. That's fine, we all prefer words that make us more comfortable. But they're still prostitutes. Only part-time.

Just saying. Your friends look amazing, and I'm sure they're very sweet.

[TomJackin]

Are there any night clubs for working girls?

How about agencies such as placeres del peru and amorosas del peru?

I just returned from Lima, I was there for 8 nights.

I had one date on Kinesiologas, but that did go well.

I went to around 13 clubs.

I'm finishing up a long trip report, I will post it tomorrow.

[AntonioLion]

Hey guys, I have a new friend, she is Alondra, really cute, good performance. She's just given permission to show this picture in front of the mirror. Write a message to me if you want to meet her.

[AntonioLion]

What does the other friend look like.

Write a private message to me, so I can help you.

[Brsvv]

Hello Folks,

This would be my 1st time in Lima. I have been to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and Brasil so not a beginner in this life.

I read a few pages but I still have the following questions if you guys don't mind providing some feedback:

Are there any night clubs for working girls?

How about agencies such as placeres del peru and amorosas del peru?

Any additional info is appreciated.

[AntonioLion]

Yesterday, my friend Maribel cancelled our meeting. But as usual, I have plan B, yesterday I met a girl, she is not Peruvian, she reminded me, somehow, of Natalie Portman when she was young.

What a nice white tender body she had, she is 19, it was a nice discovery, expensive but nice.

I don't have permission to post her photos, but if you want to meet her, let me know, and let me see what I can do.

[RobertDol123]

What does the other friend look like.

Alejandra has just answered positively, She and another friend of mine, really cute too, can perform a lesbian duo / threesome. Write a message to me.

[AntonioLion]

Hey guys, Maribel sent me more of her pics. She is 20 as I told you before. I have been out with her three times. I remember the first time I met her, we went for a coffee, I never go directly to the hotel, because several times I had had bad experiences so if a girl accepts going for coffee before anything it means she is not professional, she is not a prostitute and I'm going to spend a great time.

We spent 30 minutes talking and knowing each other, then she accepted to go to the hotel, then she went to the bathroom and took some time I didn't understand why, but when she went out of the bathroom. Wow she was wearing red lingerie, what a nice body, all my senses were activated.

She performed BBBJ and then sex, we tried different positions and had full french kisses. Then we have been out two more times and remained like friends. She asked me to go out tomorrow and I'm going to ask her if I can take pics.

BTW, I'd like to point out that my friends don't go to apartments, flats, Airbnb houses, etc, they just go to hotels, they were clearly on that when they accepted to go out with my friends and I have to respect their decision. They've already told me all the relevant info for going out, like prices, time, etc, so you can ask me about that.

Send me a private message, so I can provide more descriptions and more pics.

[AntonioLion]

Did you take any of those pictures, and like Mr. E asked, what is the cost? 30 min, 1 hour, etc.

No, I didn't take any of those pics, my friends sent them to me. For further information write to me a private message. If you have some doubts, contact one of my friends and then you write a review of her on ISG telling everybody if what I'm saying is true or not. I've already contacted Mr E.

I told you I have participated in ISG for more than 10 years, making comments about "the girls" in general in Lima. Well, now, I'd like to share with you the contacts I have made so far and those that I'm making these days. For those who don't know, I'm Peruvian, I live in Lima, and I know almost everything about girls here, where to go and most important which places and girls to avoid.

There is a simple way to verify if the pics are true or not, just by comparing the photos and my friends when they get to your space.

You can confirm my info by writing a review here in ISG after meeting my friends. Have a wonderful day.

[AntonioLion]

I will be in Peru in 3 weeks. Do any of your "Friends" do a lesbian duo / threesome.

Alejandra has just answered positively, She and another friend of mine, really cute too, can perform a lesbian duo / threesome. Write a message to me.

[TomJackin]

Hey guys who want to help my friend Alejandra, 20 yo, very cute face, thin with a nice voice? Let me know.

Hi everybody, it's me Antonio, I've been on this page for several years, just like a reader and sometimes postings some info about girls in Lima. I have made some contacts in these years, so I have wondered myself, why don't I share them with you?

Anybody wants to help my friend Maribel (20 years old), she's just sent a video to me.

Hey guys, I met Rossana this morning and we had a great time together and guess what? She speaks perfect English! You are going to like her. Let me know if you want to contact her.

Did you take any of those pictures, and like Mr. E asked, what is the cost? 30 min, 1 hour, etc.

[AntonioLion]

I have told you several times about my bad experiences with Venezuelan girls, never pick up a Venezuelan girl from the street, there is a high probability that she is a scammer. Also from the apps, many Venezuelans from the streets have opened their accounts on apps like Glambu, SA, Tinder, etc.

Before the pandemic, I mean the first time Venezuelan girls came to Peru, around 2015 - 2018, wow they were different, so nice, accommodating and caring, but then the "mafias" corrupted them, made them scammers and these girls took advantage of their beauty.

But you can find some exceptions, there are not many, but there are a few. And Melissa is one of them. What a nice girl, she is a kind of a newbie girl, from Venezuela, so tender and naive. Even though she doesn't like to perform oral sex, doggie style is just her favourite position and it's a nice view. Her voice is so soft and horny. What a difference from the other Venezuelan girls whose treatment is really bad.

Let me know if you want to meet her.