Lima

[Mr Enternational]

Stopped into El Trocadero last night. Wow! Very seedy, LOL. I couldn't tell if it was Busy. There didn't seem to be a lot of Chicas at 9p. Perhaps I was to early. There were waiting lines of guys to some rooms on the top floor. No gems to be found so I left.

Actually that was too late. If you check out the reports that me and another board member wrote back at the beginning of February, you will see that when we went there we were told not to come after 8 pm. Everyone is starting to go home then.

[Java Man]

Stopped into El Trocadero last night. Wow! Very seedy, LOL. I couldn't tell if it was Busy. There didn't seem to be a lot of Chicas at 9p. Perhaps I was to early. There were waiting lines of guys to some rooms on the top floor. No gems to be found so I left.

I returned to Las Cucardas. I was not too crowded for a Saturday night when I arrived, but more Groups of Guys arrived later. What a difference between Trocadero and Cucardas, like day and night. I saw a few of the strip shows and the audience participation show where one could win prizes of beer, free entrance and a free sessions. It was entertaining.

The Lineup was slightly different from the previous night. I found my Chica and we quickly became acquainted. There was a slight wait for an available free room, (she didn't have her own room.) Things were going along Nicely in the room. But then the Upsell. I had thought everything was agreed upon prior to entering the room. Apparently Not. It was an additional up charge of S/100 for additional acts. I was a bit of a turnoff, but I marched on. Just to be clear, No additional funds were given. She also offered to meet after 3a for S/400 for 90 min. I took a pass on that. The upsell reminded me of my Frankfurt Germany FKK experience.

I jet out of Lima tonight. I've enjoyed my time in Peru immensely. I'll be returning and spending more time in Lima. There are other places I want to check-out.

[Mr Enternational]

Last night they had a Live Sex Show. The Hot Dancer picked a guy from the audience. I'm think it was setup, because the guy had no performance anxiety and looked like he was alone.

I have seen this plenty of times in various cities and it has never appeared to be a setup to me. Most of the guys that I see go into Las Cucardas are alone.

[Java Man]

I've been doing a lot of the Tourist stuff while in Lima. Lots of walking around. Last night, after visiting the Larco Museum, I went to Las Sirenitas VIP. I didn't realize how far it was, and the traffic didn't help. So this is how the Lima Brothels are setup: Large warehouse like building, with long corridors with mini rooms with the available lady in the doorway. Plus: S /10 cover, S /5 before 4p. S/10 for a large 650 ML bottle of Pilsner or Corona. Service was S/40 for 30 min, IIRC. They had decent looking chicas present. They had some Nice strip shows too. Con: The chicks I talked to only offered CBJ, declined a tip for BBBJ. Not a Con, but the chicas I talked to, were Ecuadorian. I played with a 23yr old MILF in the second level. I had her give me a prolonged CBJ. It was a good CBJ, surprisingly. She also got Wet. I wanted to return the favor, but alas NOT allowed. Finished in Mish. A bit disheartening, after the deed, she cleaned herself Tijuana style. IMHO, this is more of a wham-bam Thank You Ma'am setup.

In hindsight, I shoulda waited til I got to Las Cucardas. I thought the chicas were better looking here. S/30 cover. I HAD to surrender my phone on entry. S/15 for a regular bottled beer. S/60 for 20 min service. I asked one of the Chicas about BBBJ, she said Of Course, but no DATY. The strip shows were literally in your face because of the stage setup. There's also a stage on the second floor. Last night they had a Live Sex Show. The Hot Dancer picked a guy from the audience. I'm think it was setup, because the guy had no performance anxiety and looked like he was alone. I'm going to go take a look at El Trocodero tonight. If nothing grabs me there, I'll go play at Las Crucardes.

One of the taxi drivers recommended Las Conejas de Carapongom but its far! Anyone here know of this place?

And on the subject of Taxi's, The Beat Taxi App has been useless, it keeps telling me no drivers are available. So I've used Uber and have had no issues with it.

Does anyone have any further updates or details on the status of the mongering scene in Pizza Alley after the shutdown and subsequent reopening this year? Can anyone corroborate the below reporting or provide more insights along the lines of the below? Is the historic information about Pizza Alley on this thread still useful and relevant, or has the scene changed after the shutdown?

I'm staying near there. Perhaps I'm going too early at around 12a, but it's been Dead in the area. No one milling about on the outside. I found Tequilla Rock, and it was Dead a couple of nights ago around 12a as well. I did find a tout handing out free Tequilla Rock entry passes with a drink at the corner of Calle Berlin and Ave Diagonal.

[GringoItaliano]

Does anyone have any further updates or details on the status of the mongering scene in Pizza Alley after the shutdown and subsequent reopening this year? Can anyone corroborate the below reporting or provide more insights along the lines of the below? Is the historic information about Pizza Alley on this thread still useful and relevant, or has the scene changed after the shutdown?

Night 1 just got in to Lima was trying to get someone from PK to come visit me but it was too late for them. Staying in Miraflores I walked to pizza alley where apparently it's business as usual. I don't know how it was previously but everything is opened again. So I ended up going to Sur Peruano I think or it was Sabor Peruano I just know I was led through a long dark hair and into a disco room I ordered 2 drinks and didn't really see anything I liked probably 4 girls working at the bar. I was finishing up my second drink when this curvy petite mamacita walks in. I started chatting get up in my broke ass Spanish which she completely understand. I have nothing else to say to her so I asked if she wanted to go back to the hotel. (I'm not going to tell you how much because I don't want to get made fun of. I was really horny and she was really hot). So I forgot my condoms in the us so she helped me get some then we went to my hotel which is nice but it's not female friendly you have to check in guest and check them out over the phone which gets annoying especially since that was my preference. So back this Colombiana who was thick in all the right places I'm eating her out she's bobbing up and down on my dick it's covered by the way. We fuck around. It was great.

[Jack Jericho]

That is all great info. What I am keenly interested in is if my wife and I got to Banos Turcos, can she get a happy ending massage from a woman, or a lesbian style happy ending. This has varied from where we are in the world. In Europe the girls service women almost always. In Canada as well. In the US or in Asia, its hit or miss. What do you think the attitude will be in Lima?

I don't know of any sauna spa or massage parlor in Lima where a woman can get a happy ending. More to the point; all the sauna-spas I've mentioned in my previous report, even the ones with no sexual services at all, are "Slo para Caballeros" (Only for Gentlemen). I'm sorry.

J. J.

[Luminous]

Got in touch with Mr. Jockey before the trip to Lima. For a first time traveler to Peru, he shared a lot of useful information.

Jockey and me and my friend setup with Miss J and another girl (can't recall her name). Both of them were awesome. These are true next door chicks with an amazing GFE experience. Both of the were very friendly, made conversation and focused on providing great service. The more relaxed you made them feel, the better they got!

Highly recommend connecting with Jockey if you are looking for a great experience especially when short on time.

[BlueBudgie]

There are two different answers here, depending on what you are looking for.

If you are looking for a good sauna / spa, the absolute best, hands off, is Smik Spa in San Isidro. Other excellent options, not quite in the same level of excellence but not in the same level of prices either, are Sauna Palace in San Borja (my personal favorite) and K9 Banos Turcos & Spa in Miraflores. There are masseuses there but no happy ending. There use to be full service at Smik but not anymore.

If a massage with happy ending is what you want, or even full service (f*ck the massage) without forgoing the amenities of a regular sauna / spa, the best options would be Banos Turcos Cavin Spa in Santa Catalina, Venice's Sauna & Banos Turcos in San Borja or Banos Turcos Lions Spa in Lince. The sauna / spa faccilities are not in the same level of the ones mentioned above but are good enough, and there you can find girls offering massages with happy ending and / or full service. There is plenty of other options in town but, IMHO, those are the best..

That is all great info. What I am keenly interested in is if my wife and I got to Banos Turcos, can she get a happy ending massage from a woman, or a lesbian style happy ending. This has varied from where we are in the world. In Europe the girls service women almost always. In Canada as well. In the US or in Asia, its hit or miss. What do you think the attitude will be in Lima?

[Jack Jericho]

Whats up team, any suggestions for preferred spa / terma / turkish sauna in Lima (San Isidro / other central south)?

Also interestingly any spas that are known to take females for happy ending are of special interest.

There are two different answers here, depending on what you are looking for.

If you are looking for a good sauna / spa, the absolute best, hands off, is Smik Spa in San Isidro. Other excellent options, not quite in the same level of excellence but not in the same level of prices either, are Sauna Palace in San Borja (my personal favorite) and K9 Banos Turcos & Spa in Miraflores. There are masseuses there but no happy ending. There use to be full service at Smik but not anymore.

If a massage with happy ending is what you want, or even full service (f*ck the massage) without forgoing the amenities of a regular sauna / spa, the best options would be Banos Turcos Cavin Spa in Santa Catalina, Venice's Sauna & Banos Turcos in San Borja or Banos Turcos Lions Spa in Lince. The sauna / spa faccilities are not in the same level of the ones mentioned above but are good enough, and there you can find girls offering massages with happy ending and / or full service. There is plenty of other options in town but, IMHO, those are the best.

All the places mentioned are well known and you can be easily found them in Google. Any cab driver in Miraflores will know them and be able to take you there.

Then there are the usual massage-with-happy-ending places, some still offering full service, most not anymore, but that would mean no sauna, no bar, no restaurant, no resting lounge, etc. And there is, off course, Emporio Spa in Miraflores, some say it has the best girls in Lima, I disagree; sure it has the most expensive girls in town (now that Smik no longer offers that service) but the sauna facilities are there only to give the appearance of a sauna / spa and probably among the worst kept in town, and the girls are just WG, straight to business and no massage at all. If you are into expensive wh*res, this is your place.

J. J.

[BlueBudgie]

Whats up team, any suggestions for preferred spa / terma / turkish sauna in Lima (San Isidro / other central south)?

Also interestingly any spas that are known to take females for happy ending are of special interest.

[Jack Jericho]

Guess I'm not rushing back to Lima. I always thought it was run by the council.

https://www.americatv.com.pe/noticia...rativo-n367229

Stay Calm, El Botecito is temporarily closed as they haven't had a license since 1993. LOL I find it funny that they used more than 500 cops in this operation, named Operation Sodom. LOL The usual objectives in these types of raids: stopping *******, procurement and the sexual exploitation of minors. The Police General stated that these operations will continue. Those found without ID in these establishments were taken in. The report doesn't mention any arrest. Seems all done for show, and a big waste of manpower and resources.

There is nothing to worry about.

Just as Java Man said, it was all done for show and the place didn't stay closed more than a day or two.

I met there with a fellow monger friend last Saturday and there was business as usual in both brothels.

J. J.

[Java Man]

Last time I was in Lima, I stayed at the Ibis hotel on Larco, and had no problem with an occasional guest. This time I may stay there or at their other property on Reducto. Does anyone know if these places are guest-friendly?

This was posted on 1-17-18 in the Lima Hotel Recommendation Thread. The Red Pins are guest friendly, which according to this, the Larco Ibis is.

Here is a Map of Hotels around Pizza Alley.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...633565372&z=16

[Likemflat]

I'm finally heading back to Lima for business, my last trip ended up getting canceled.

I'm mostly hitting up SA, the sugar baby website, since I've had great luck with it here in the states. Last time I was in Lima, I stayed at the Ibis hotel on Larco, and had no problem with an occasional guest. This time I may stay there or at their other property on Reducto. Does anyone know if these places are guest-friendly?

I'll be sure to report back on my experiences.

[DownUnderMonger]

Thanks for that. Any idea of how long "temporary" is?

I've seen those closed posters in Miraflores and the place was down for months.

[Java Man]

Guess I'm not rushing back to Lima. I always thought it was run by the council. https://www.americatv.com.pe/noticia...rativo-n367229

Stay Calm, El Botecito is temporarily closed as they haven't had a license since 1993. LOL I find it funny that they used more than 500 cops in this operation, named Operation Sodom. LOL The usual objectives in these types of raids: stopping [CodeWord908], procurement and the sexual exploitation of minors. The Police General stated that these operations will continue. Those found without ID in these establishments were taken in. The report doesn't mention any arrest. Seems all done for show, and a big waste of manpower and resources.