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08-27-14 20:53 #3325
Posts: 392Originally Posted by Xerxes1347 [View Original Post]
These taxis obviously give a kickback to the club and are more costly than the regular ones. My driver was going all out to impress, put the
GPS voice on his phone on English and proceeded to fuck up the directions until I pointed out that "left is izquierda". And really, limo tint in a
Yaris??
Tellall, thanks for the Monday am quarterbacking. What was more interesting was when I took out the collapsible steel spring baton
that I had in my pocket. The bouncers were all checking it out. It didn't disappear either so I have to say Cucardas runs a tight ship.Last edited by Dornyone; 08-27-14 at 20:55. Reason: correcting the auto correction
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08-27-14 18:56 #3324
Posts: 409Originally Posted by Dornyone [View Original Post]
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08-27-14 14:47 #3323
Posts: 2Thank you very much Dornyone! I am glad nothing was stolen or missing. Did you have trouble finding a taxi outside the club on your way back? Thankfully Uber is now operating in Lima.
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08-27-14 06:27 #3322
Posts: 392Las Cucadas
Originally Posted by xerxes1347 [View Original Post]
upon entry, you pay 35 soles, are issued a condom, drink voucher and are searched. your cellphone and any backpacks etc are taken into the coat check area. this guy (bald guy) speaks decent english. i was particularly concerned as my backpack held 2 phones and an ipad.
you are then given a pat down and can go in. the drink voucher is good for a soda or a rum and coke. there was very little rum in it.
i sessioned with a young colombiana, about 22. i have to say, she was about a 9 on my scale and at 80 soles plus 20 tip, ($35 usd) a bargain.
everything was in my bag upon leaving, no worries.
tip: when / if you buy a beer (15 soles! take all the change and leave 1 sole. i almost walked away from 3 x 5 sole coins, as was the bartender's plan.
it's a pretty industrialized fuck scene but the prices are good and some nice talent, ymmv.
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08-27-14 05:56 #3321
Posts: 450Cellphones
Originally Posted by xerxes1347 [View Original Post]
they don't want people taking pictures and videos of the girls and clients and posting them on the net.
sly
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08-26-14 20:02 #3320
Posts: 2Las Cucardas
hello everyone,
many thanks for all your helpful contributions. i am thinking about a short trip to lima in october and wanted to visit this famous club.
i read in this thread that the security staff normally confirep001e your cell phone as cell phones are not allowed inside the club. i wanted to find out if your cell phone is returned to you after you leave the club.
thanks!
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08-26-14 06:00 #3319
Posts: 392Lima traffic etc
Originally Posted by JavaMan [View Original Post]
True, the Lima traffic sucks but roll with it. What you save in rent vs Miraflores (I have a 1 br apt for $275/ wk) will cover.
A lot! Miraflores is pretty and clean but a basic breakfast costs 25 soles, WTF?
Just sayin'.
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08-24-14 06:21 #3318
Posts: 1Las Cucardas
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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08-23-14 22:34 #3317
Posts: 1Thanks, David
I spent May and June in Lima, and I really have to thank David for his advices. It was all really fast, I told him what I was looking for, in my case a GFE with one big boobed girl, and same evening I met miss H. Unfortunately my job doesn't allow me as much free time as I would like, but I really enjoyed it. We had several meetings, went for dinners, walks. And had fun too, of course. Miss H doesn't speak English fluently (not a problem for me, I am Spaniard) but she is always trying to be nice. Her friend see, and I think another David's friends, speaks good. David just told me to be a nice guy with her friend. And it worked. Please, be nice with miss H!
David, thank you very much, I wish there would be one David in every country I travel to. I coming back to Lima on September. I hope you will help me like you did in May.
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08-18-14 19:24 #3316
Posts: 1428Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]Last edited by Java Man; 08-18-14 at 19:25. Reason: correct the auto correct
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08-18-14 17:27 #3315
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by Dornyone [View Original Post]Originally Posted by David_33 [View Original Post]
I hardly ever go to Miraflores anymore, but when I do: from Lince I hop on the bus in front of Plaza Vea on Av Arequipa, pay 1 sol, and it's a straight shot to Miraflores in 10 minutes. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it to someone who has never been to Lima and doesn't speak Spanish though.
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08-18-14 15:47 #3314
Posts: 3074Originally Posted by Dornyone [View Original Post]
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08-18-14 15:46 #3313
Posts: 3074Chodarayo = Chaclacayo.
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08-18-14 05:13 #3312
Posts: 392Ufff, slippery seconds from Tom again.
It's been a cold winter here in Chile so I thought I'd give myself a treat before returning to sex prison, why not a trip to Lima?
I appreciate all the details you've given and the tips. I had planned to interview the Spanish schools for the same reason, now.
I don't need to. I rented an apt in Lince, close to the action of Miraflores I'm told. I have 2 dates from Latin Love Search, but I'm not.
Really sweating it. This was a short notice trip, I'd really have to work overtime to set up more than I did.
I enjoy your free wheeling style of writing Tom, let's hook up one weekend when in Tijuana.
Saludos.
Originally Posted by Tomjackin [View Original Post]
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08-17-14 23:10 #3311
Posts: 268412 days & nights in Lima!
First off, just to warn the readers, this was not my typical mongering trip. I wanted to be immersed in Spanish and I made plans accordingly. I did not hit any of the monger venues, even though I did complete the research in case my Plan A went to hell in a handbasket! Thus, no face in the ass pictures. Most of the pictures I did take were of the great food that Lima had to offer, I know, boring crap indeed. So I apologize up front, but if you want to continue reading; you had fair warning.
Logistics:
Flight:
I flew AA round trip from San Diego for $1250 and some change. 3 hours to Dallas and another 6. 5 to Lima.
Logging:
I rented a 3-bedroom apartment in a great location, on a quiet street, in Miraflores. I rented through Airbnb. It was off season and the apartment was only 75 bucks each night. There was 24 hour security and I had no problems bringing different women into the place. Whenever I returned to the apartment, I always bought some food for the security dudes; they took great care of me!
Money:
The currency in Peru is Sol. The rate was about 1 US dollar to 2. 75 soles. I used the ATM at the airport to have cash on hand. The following day, I cashed in a bunch of dollars at the Interbank close to my place. The bills were all different colors and I did not have any problems figuring out the exchange rate. The coins were a tad confusing; I had to sit down for at least 5 minutes to figure the damn things out.
Duty Free:
There is a Duty Free at the airport in Lima. I was told I could bring in 4 bottles of alcohol, thus; I bought 4 bottles. BTW, the girls seem to love Baileys; so stock up!
Sim Card:
Bought my Sim card from Claro for a lousy 8 soles. I added 40 soles for minutes and still have plenty left after the trip. Texting and calling are a must for hooking up with others!
Transportation:
From the airport and back, I used Taxidatum; each trip was $20. Green taxi is a plenty at the airport and they are a tad cheaper, if that is important to you. Taxis were dirt cheap in Lima. 5 to 10 soles can get you pretty much anywhere, including San Isidro and Barranco. I used all types of cabs and never had an issue.
Spanish school:
Before I left, I checked out two different Spanish schools in Miraflores; El Sol and Peruwayna. I asked them both for a quote for 15 hours (3 hours a day for a week) of one-on-one instruction. Peruwayna was around $12.50 per hour and El Sol was double the price; it was a no brainer which school I chose. I took classes from 3-6 pm, Monday through Friday. My maestra was great! Peruwayna also took my Visa card for the payment. Every day before class, I ate lunch at Manolo. The place is famous for its churros. Each day, I brought churros for the teachers and staff; simple gestures go a long way.
Miraflores:
What a great district! The place had a great vide, from the streets, to Locomar Mall, to Parque Kennedy. It was one of the safest cities I have been to in a while. But in August, there was no sun to be found. The temperature ranged from 60 to 65 degrees, which seems nice, but the humidity was very high, so it felt a lot colder. I only needed a light jacket.
Food & Drinks:
The food was incredible! My favorite dishes were Ali de Gallina, Lomo Saltado, Rocoto Relleno, and the various Empanadas. My favorite drink was the Pisco Sour! I had at least a couple hundred of those damn things; the drink has a serious kick to it! The locals seem to love Inca Kola & Chicha Morada.
I ate and drank at a butt load of restaurants:
Tanta.
Mangos.
Haiti.
La Bonbonniere.
San Joy Lao. For the deboned Cuy.
Panchiti.
Manolo. Daily lunch.
Pardos. Pollo a la Brasa.
Don Belisario.
El Cascajal. Buffet and local show.
Rustica in Barrarco. Buffet and band.
Media Naranja Brasileiro.
La Rosa Nautica (pier) - drinks only.
Every meal I had was either great or pretty damn good!
The Women:
Because the trip was to focus on Spanish, I contacted several women on Latin American Cupid. The ones I contacted had no English speaking skills. This does take time and a lot of effort. Three of the four women I met online, we had conversations on Skype prior to my arrival. The women were all in their mid-thirty's. Out of the four women I met, three of them ended up in my apartment for rack operations. The woman with the two surprises for me turned out to be way too timid, but she did prove to be a great tour guide.
I did ask for David's help for the first night so I could focus the days thereafter. David's friend arrived on time she was a wonderful girl. She wanted to practice her English, while I butchered Spanish to my best ability. She was pretty, friendly, and quite a bit for fun. I called her a week later. She came by and after playtime, I took her to Tanta for a late dinner. Thank you so much David!
Surprise number one:
Miss Timid told me on Skype that she had a surprise for me on Saturday, and then another on Sunday. Both surprises required me to wake up before noon; dammit! We took a taxi to San Isidro and went to El Cascajal restaurant. It was a large place and the buffet was all the local food that Lima had to offer. The restaurant also had a band and quite a good show to boot.
There were two couples sitting near our table. During the announcements, one of the dudes went on stage and then asked his date to join him on the stage. The dumb bastard dropped to one knee and asked his date to marry him. I wanted to stop him; but I was too late! A tad later, I called over the mesero and told him I wanted to buy the happy couple some drinks. Miss Timid said that maybe the couple might not want the drinks; WRONG! After they received the drinks, they both got up and came to our table for hugs, kisses, and photos.
Surprise number two:
After Miss Timid told me to bring my sunglasses, we took a taxi to San Isidro and then we got out of the cab and started walking; she walked, I just followed. Then, we get into a secret taxi and headed out on some highway. I was told to would be an hour ride. About halfway there, I got curious and asked her where in the hell were we going. She told me that we were going to where she lives. Wait a fucking minute! I remembered she lived with her parents! FUCK ME TO TEARS! My very own meet the parents movie?
We stop and some complex in Chodarayo, entered the security gate, and took yet another private car up the hill to her house. Papa was in the front yard and gave a very nice greeting, and another nice greeting came from Mama in the house. Hell, I had to use every damn Spanish word that I could remember during the multiple conversations. Papa helped! He whipped up a batch of Pisco Sour; which I needed badly! Papa also cooked up my favorite dish, Aji de Gallina; which was excellent! As we were all eating on the front porch, Papa broke out a couple of bottles of wine; I liked that dude!
Later, Miss Timid and I took a bus ride to Chosica. This is where we found another secret taxi to head back to San Isidro. It was apparent that many people flocked to Chosica because the place had sunshine! It being a Sunday night, it seemed the whole country was headed back to Lima. The traffic sucked! It took almost three hours to get back. As I was saying goodbye to Miss Timid, she mentioned she wanted to see me the next weekend. Two days without a hand on my penis; wasn't about to happen again! All that being said, it was still an overall good experience.
La Iglesia:
One of my Cupid dates, we only had e-mail contact and we started texting after I set up my phone. She texted that she wanted to meet in Parque Kennedy. I asked where in the park, and she told me INSIDE the church. Why in the fuck did it have to be INSIDE the church? I thought to myself, hell, I've been to Mogadishu, Kuwait, and Iraq; how much more dangerous can a church be? Just take baby steps!
I got to the church, but the first obstacle were the stairs. I braved up and conquered those bastards. Stepping through the big doors was the next obstacle; I was feeling cocky at this point and walked right on through! FUCK! I'm INSIDE the church and still alive! No explosions, lighting strikes, nothing! There was a service / mass going on and holy water was flying at will.
There was a line of people on my right and they were waiting to take their turn in this funny looking black box. My first thought, "Glory Hole? Hell yeah!" I was about to jump in line until I found out people were confessing their sins in this box. Fuck that! Hell, it would take at least a month for me to confess my sins, and I had a date, so I did not have the time anyhow. My date spotted me and waved. I wanted to yell, "Get the fuck over here before something horrifying happens!" But I didn't. We got the fuck out of there in a hurry!
Conclusion:
I really liked Lima. The people were friendly and the food was great! Miraflores is a wonderful district and is a place I would like to return next year. I was only in Barrarco for a short while, I would like to explore that district a bit more. As well as checking out some monger venues. I will return!