Lima

[Slick Rich33]

It's good to see that uber works down here!

I will be using them to go to Las Cucardas / Troc.

Other places as well.

It's priced right too!

There will no excuse for me not to check the chongos in.

Los Olivos.

[Slick Rich33]

Thanks Down under Monger!

With the pharmacies it hasn't changed!

I got my ammo!

[DownUnderMonger]

Trocadero / Las Cucadas is daytime.

Google English taxi driver lima and find one to take you there. You won't regret it.

Nothing happens in Miraflores during the daytime. Taquila Rocks / Calle Pizza / Park Kennedy is all night time.

Hey everybody, short time reader first time poster. This website seems to have solid tips for how to monger in Lima, thank you for what this site has already given me.

I have done an incredible amount of research into the online side of Lima Peru. 'kinestops' seems the most legit, I know to go by the 'fotos reales' seal but. That's all I know about the matter. Does anybody have recommendations for other sites? Especially anyone with personal experience. Worried about bait and switches. Or no shows. Also I Read somewhere on here to have the girl meet you in the lobby or I was thinking by the concierge desk.

I'm in the Miraflores area so if I can't find a girl online, there seems to be agreement that tequilla rock is a good option for a more in person selection. I just prefer to be safe because I am squishy, so that is plan be. Anybody know of any brothels in Miraflores-ish area I can physically go to? Preferably during daylight hours, again I'm squishy.

Any advice about mongering in Lima or about my overall plan to monger in Lima would ease my mind into believing that I am as ready as I can be.

Please, my flight leaves in a week.

[PeruNoob2]

Hey everybody, short time reader first time poster. This website seems to have solid tips for how to monger in Lima, thank you for what this site has already given me.

I have done an incredible amount of research into the online side of Lima Peru. 'kinestops' seems the most legit, I know to go by the 'fotos reales' seal but. That's all I know about the matter. Does anybody have recommendations for other sites? Especially anyone with personal experience. Worried about bait and switches. Or no shows. Also I Read somewhere on here to have the girl meet you in the lobby or I was thinking by the concierge desk.

I'm in the Miraflores area so if I can't find a girl online, there seems to be agreement that tequilla rock is a good option for a more in person selection. I just prefer to be safe because I am squishy, so that is plan be. Anybody know of any brothels in Miraflores-ish area I can physically go to? Preferably during daylight hours, again I'm squishy.

Any advice about mongering in Lima or about my overall plan to monger in Lima would ease my mind into believing that I am as ready as I can be.

Please, my flight leaves in a week.

[GlobeTrotter19]

DownUnderMonger & JackJerico.

Thanks so much for the info! You guys are amazing. Much appreciated, and if everything goes according to plan, I will give you an update once I'm back from Lima.

[DownUnderMonger]

I separate my mongering from my massages and it serves me well. The sex massage places do neither the sex nor the massage well and charge like a wounded bull.

I love going to places like banos turcos palace or banos turcos windsor.

http://turcopalace.com/

http://windsor.com.pe/

Has pools, spas, saunas, steamrooms, hairdressers, food and everything. Even has a sleeping room where they tuck you in in a blanket of towels. I've killed many a whole morning or afternoon there.

Why go cheap when you can have a five-star experience, a massage, haircut and lunch around $50 (S / 150-200). You know it will cost $200+ back home.

Any good massage parlors in Lima?

[DownUnderMonger]

You can negotiate anything in the Troc, that's why I love it.

I get BBFS for S / 50-100.

If she's really hot I'll go S/ 200-300 and would get a lot of takers (maybe 80% at that price) which is still under USD $100.

Go to an STD testing lab on arrival and get one done and bring it. It will really increase your chances (and need to pay too much).

This guide looks pretty recent - https://shutupandgo.travel/sex-education-safety-abroad/

The Epicentro Clinic website says results in 30 mins to 3 hours, and from the guide S/ 75 for the whole battery of tests.

If your worried about STDs get broad spectrum antibiotics (it also helps with street food) and Truvuda. I have a supply here whenever I have some sex with dodgier ladies.

Troc price is still good 30 soles!

It used to be 20!

I will see if I can negotiate a price for a.

Bb blow job!

Condom covered bjs are pointless!

I'm not happy that Las Cucardas has gone up in price!

I like those that girls that have that look!, from la selva.

Any good massage parlors in Lima?

Give me a name to Brazilian restaurant.

[Slick Rich33]

I'm little worried about the Coronavirus!

I thought about canceling my trip.

But I have decided, I won't let the Coronavirus stop me.

From my pounding mission!

[Slick Rich33]

Troc price is still good 30 soles!

It used to be 20!

I will see if I can negotiate a price for a.

Bb blow job!

Condom covered bjs are pointless!

I'm not happy that Las Cucardas has gone up in price!

I like those that girls that have that look!, from la selva.

Any good massage parlors in Lima?

Give me a name to Brazilian restaurant.

[Slick Rich33]

Hey Slick, can you check out some of those new chongos too (like the one in LOS Olivos).
Give me Trocadero / Botecito any day.

I will try to check it out!

I will try not to let Las Cucardas and the Troc "drain me".

No one ever talks about scarlet!

Are they still open?

On this Monday I plan start in Cucardas and finish up at the Troc! I will spend the whole day at these places!

I love seeing a line from outside a girls door at the Troc!

[Jack Jericho]

Hey,

Great info! Just wanted a bit of Intel from you. I'm thinking of visiting Lima for 3-4 nights at the end of Feb or 1st week of March.

I don't speak any Spanish at all. Do you think it's better for me to stay in Miraflores and then look for girls online and call them to my hotel and also venture out to Indepenencia via taxi. Or do you think it would be safe for me to actually get a hotel in the Indepenencia area and venture out and explore all the options.

I'd follow DownUnderMonger's advice if I were you. Venturing away from Miraflores with no command of Spanish requires a wingman or a trusted taxi driver, even more so in the Independencia / LOS Olivos area.

Regarding safety; there are no hotels in Independencia that I can recommend save, maybe, the Royal Inn Suites Spa Hotel in Calle LOS Andes but, just across the Avenida Alfredo Mendiola (Panamericana Highway) in LOS Olivos, more precisely in Jiron Carlos Salaverry, there are several nice ones. You can check Hotel King Palace, Hotel Asturias or MVH Hotel and, a couple blocks further away in Calle Gonzales Vigil, Hotel Las Palmeras. Any of them is safe enough and you can easily google them out by adding "LOS Olivos" to the hotel name, but I seriously doubt you will find an English-speaking hotel clerk there. Another downside is that every hotel in that area aims for the P 4 P business, so there will be the noise of couples coming and going and having sex all day and all night.

And, if despite DownUnderMonger's and my advice on the contrary, you decide to lodge in the Independencia / LOS Olivos area, don't miss going to "El Aguajal" or "La Choza de la Anaconda" restaurants, both within walking distance from any of the hotels I've mentioned. There are very few good restaurants serving Amazonian food in Lima and these two are the best I know; Amazonian cuisine is very hard to get right and very easy to dislike if not well done, these are the only two restaurants in Lima where I go when I'm in the mood for Amazonian food. Try juane de gallina, patarashca de paiche (or any other river fish), tacacho con cecina, inchicapi de gallina (a typical Amazonian soup). And, to drink (non alcoholic), camu-camu or cocona juice; avoid "aguajina" (aguaje juice), it tastes great but it smells awful. You can google any and all of these dishes if you want to investigate before making up your mind.

Have a safe trip ans a nice stay in Lima.

J. J.

[GlobeTrotter19]

Miraflores.

You'll need to eat and have non-mongering activities that will be more useful in English. Not many people speak English outside the tourist areas.

Get an English speaking taxi-driver (find online) and plan your trips with him to Independencia or Callao etc. Make your first trip as simple as possible, you can always add complexity in future trips.

Note Callao (Trocadero/etc) is open daytime where Independencia/Los Olivos is a night time place. I'm guessing you're going to the nightclubs (Anaconda/Estacion and similar).

Even I start at Miraflores every trip and I am at DELE A2/B1 Spanish level.

Thank you for the information. Much appreciated. I visited Lima about 5 years ago and I was not very adventurous at the time and didn't venture outside of Miraflores / Barranco / San Isidro.

I didn't find much action at that time in these areas but now after reading these reports I'm intrigued and want to go back. I remember going to the nightclubs located in the Larcomar mall and had a great time, met some very nice girls, danced the night away but that was the end of it. I think the clubs were called Aura and Gotica. Don't know if they exist anymore.

Would it be safe for me to venture out into the nightclubs you mentioned in the Independencia area? I'm usually pretty good at blending into the crowd and don't do anything that would draw attention to me. It's just I don't speak any Spanish at all except Hola / Gracias / Serveca.

[DownUnderMonger]

Miraflores.

You'll need to eat and have non-mongering activities that will be more useful in English. Not many people speak English outside the tourist areas.

Get an English speaking taxi-driver (find online) and plan your trips with him to Independencia or Callao etc. Make your first trip as simple as possible, you can always add complexity in future trips.

Note Callao (Trocadero/etc) is open daytime where Independencia/Los Olivos is a night time place. I'm guessing you're going to the nightclubs (Anaconda/Estacion and similar).

Even I start at Miraflores every trip and I am at DELE A2/B1 Spanish level.

Hey,

Great info! Just wanted a bit of Intel from you. I'm thinking of visiting Lima for 3-4 nights at the end of Feb or 1st week of March.

I don't speak any Spanish at all. Do you think it's better for me to stay in Miraflores and then look for girls online and call them to my hotel and also venture out to Indepenencia via taxi. Or do you think it would be safe for me to actually get a hotel in the Indepenencia area and venture out and explore all the options.

[GlobeTrotter19]

Hi MadMan19,

Welcome to Lima.

If you stay close to the airport or to Indepenencia, you'll be close to one of the hottest P-4-P zones in Lima, which is the area around MegaPlaza in the limit between the Independencia and Los Olivos districts. Lots and lots of hotels, pseudo-massage parlors, slot casinos, discotheques and even street walkers, at roughly half the price of Miraflores. Just google prostitution megaplaza and you'll see what I mean.

With the Spanish you say you have, check the ad pages with location filters like photokinesiologas.com and look for girls in Los Olivos, San Martin, Independencia and Comas, almost all the outcalls from these districts will go to Independencia. In fact most "working girls" live in those districts and travel to Miraflores to "work"..

Hey,

Great info! Just wanted a bit of Intel from you. I'm thinking of visiting Lima for 3-4 nights at the end of Feb or 1st week of March.

I don't speak any Spanish at all. Do you think it's better for me to stay in Miraflores and then look for girls online and call them to my hotel and also venture out to Indepenencia via taxi. Or do you think it would be safe for me to actually get a hotel in the Indepenencia area and venture out and explore all the options.

[Sly One]

Just sign her in at reception she must have her ID. Other than that very girl friendly.

Sly.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...633565372&z=16

Does anyone know if this map is accurate? It indicates that El Pardo Doubletree is girl friendly. Seems like a good area, and I have Hilton status.

Thanks!