Lima

[Polvo]

For mass executions or to just add a "latin twist", try cutting up fresh mangos and add a dollop of sour cream (available in Wong) and then before serving sprinkle with a mixture of the undissolved crystal/sugar/cinnamon.

suerte,
LB

I thought Kool Aid was easier?

Polvo

[Lima Busy]

I'd post this question in the "Potassium Cyanide" forum. I think LimaBusy knows of a great place where you can buy potassium cyanide with a GFE.

It is quite easily attainable in Arequippa in large quantities from a mining supply company. As I only use small batches for stray cats,dogs and the occasional family execution, I prefer making my own "small batches" mixing hydrogen cyanide with potassium hydroxide. You can reduce the toxicity "to your taste" by adding small amounts of hydrogen peroxide. With animals I suggest you premix the crystals with water "highly soluble" and then add powdered milk.

With family members I suggest you mix the crystals with powdered Jello before adding the boiling water. I find it helps to add either canned peaches or fresh bananas before letting it set in the refrigerator.

For mass executions or to just add a "latin twist", try cutting up fresh mangos and add a dollop of sour cream (available in Wong) and then before serving sprinkle with a mixture of the undissolved crystal/sugar/cinnamon.

suerte,
LB

[Elberto]

I am trying to buy potassium cyanide to use in a jewelry business. Can I buy it in Peru without any legal paper from a company?

I'd post this question in the "Potassium Cyanide" forum. I think LimaBusy knows of a great place where you can buy potassium cyanide with a GFE.

[ElKarl]

I know that this question has nothing to do with the forum but I wonder if anybody can help or give feedback. Basically I am trying to buy potassium cyanide to use in a jewelry business ( starting a business in Peru). I know that here in the USA we get it through the company that I work for, since it is illegal to buy it for personal use. Can I buy it in Peru without any legal paper from a company? or do i need any legal form to purchase it. I have bought viagra without prescription from a "botica" without prescription in Lima but this is a bit more complicated, i guess.
Any feedback will help.
Thank you guys.

[Suave Gato]

Prokokiev,
Good well written series of reports! I wish more guys would write reports on the Independent casa chicas as I have always found that is were Lima shines!
Thanks,
SG

[Prokofiev]

Great report. Organized, to the point, and informative. Now, what are your thoughts and impressions on the apartment you stayed at, the restaurants, and any other trivial things that might help a first time traveler to Lima.

Appreciate your input considering your attention to detail and style of writing.

Dos

I stayed at Las Suites ApartHotel in Miraflores. I posted a report under Lima Hotels. I thought it was very good, but I have nothing to compare it to.

There are so many restaurants in Miraflores and Lima that I would not be able to give a decent recommendation. You can eat very well in this city, with lots of styles and options. I ate often at Cafe Beirut which is inexpensive - near Pizza Alley across from the chess players, but it is only one of many options. Don't worry about the food. You will be happy.

Transport is terrible in Lima. It is a very large city with no subway, rail or streetcars. You must use either micro buses or cabs, but at least the cabs are cheap. Callao (or the airport) is a long distance from Miraflores (30 min) yet it only cost 20 soles ($7). Leaving from the airport is more expensive and harder to bargain. Several legit taxi services will go to Miraflores for 45 soles. Yes, you can save $8 (maybe) by walking outside the airport proper and flagging someone down on the street, but it is not worth it, especially when arriving with luggage. No need to pay $25 for a private car pick-up service from the airport, however. Also walking in some areas is difficult because you cannot cross several important streets on foot - they are like expressways. So you need to walk 3-4 blocks out of your way to take a pedestrian overpass and then double back on the other side.

The taxis here are not metered, so every ride begins with - "Cuanto a ... ?" He sez 10s. You say 7. You pay 8 or 9. Also a cab to downtown is more expensive, 12-15 soles due to the stand-still traffic there. Despite the gringo taxi pricing, it is not worth worrying about. You might be overcharged $1 US. Big deal.


Several things to do (beside chasing women) that I would highly recommend are:


1) Huaca Pucllana Ruins - Miraflores

http://www.go2peru.com/Lim_foto06.htm

This is a 400 AD ruin of temples and a pyramid made out of adobe blocks that is only a short walk from Parque Kennedy. It's in the middle of a residencial barrio. They give you a 45 min guided tour. They also have several of the Peruvian Hairless dogs of the Incas there to pet as well as llamas and live cuy pits. Easy to do and well worth it. They also have a very nice, but expensive restaurant /bar here. Didn't eat there, only looked.


2) El Museo Larco

http://www.museolarco.org/

This is a large house museum featuring ceramics, textiles and artifacts of ancient Peru. Not huge, but very well presented and nicely arranged. Also attractive grounds and a garden area plus a restaurant with 1st class food (though I didn't eat there). It also has a "warehouse" section of pottery in storage carefully arranged from floor to ceiling which will blow your mind - enough stuff for 10 other museums.

But the star of the show here are the "erotic" ceramics. They have a special and separate building housing this stuff. Pretty wild and graphic. Starts with pottery in the form of dicks and vaginas. Then comes the fucking ceramics - arranged by positions. Then several "blowjob" displays. Also women fucking skeletons and animals. And best of all, the anal sex ceramics - finely detailed, there is no doubt it is a rear delivery. This museo gave me wood . . .


3) Bus Tour to Pachacamac

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1E1-Pachacam.html

There is a double-decker bus tour leaving near Parque Kennedy every Thursday and Saturday at 10am that gives you a brief tour of the city and then goes south of Lima to the ruins of Pachacamac. Very nice. Takes about 3 to 3.5 hours and costs 50 soles. Includes a sandwich and drink as well as the entrance fee. Very easy to do and worth $17 US. If you sit on top, be prepared for sun and wind burn.


4) Jazz Zone Music Club - Av. La Paz #656 Miraflores

http://www.jazzzoneperu.com/

If you enjoy Jazz/Latin/World music try out Jazz Zone in Miraflores not far from Parque Kennedy. 1st class musicians and a nice club. Music starts at 10pm Monday thru Saturday. Closed Sunday. Cover charge 10 to 25 soles. Drinks expensive, but good at 15-20 soles each. This is NOT a tourist place, but a club for serious fans of jazz and World music. Check it out.


5) Other Sex Option

One other possible service worth considering would be contacting David33 to set-up a date with one of his flock of chicas. I tried to do this, but my particular date fell thru. If you are not fluent in Spanish and/or want someone or something "special", I would look at his Forum thread and pictures and send him a PM. As I wrote before, there are so many possibilities in Lima that a contact person is not necessary, but it can be a good value to have the ladies pre-screened for you, especially if you looking for the wild side. Cost 200 to 300 soles total, sent to your hotel room. Yet another option . . .

Luego, -P

[John Dust]

It can be serious, so take it easy. A good friend of mine knew a young fit jogging buddy who died unexpectedly in Bolivia two years ago. It's insidious and fairly quick.

Bandy,

BTW - I am stuck in Cusco and suffering from some mild altitude sickness so I am sorry to say that there will not be any field reports from this area. All the coca tea and aspirin are not helping so I have no desire to research here.

Steppin Razor

[Dos Lunas]

Great report. Organized, to the point, and informative. Now, what are your thoughts and impressions on the apartment you stayed at, the restaurants, and any other trivial things that might help a first time traveler to Lima.

Appreciate your input considering your attention to detail and style of writing.

Dos

[World Travel 69]

Everyone goes through that. Welcome to the high attitude.
Me and my two buddies went through it for a day.
Drink lots of Coca tea, you will feel fine in a day or two.
I met a lady tourist that had been on oxygen for 7 days at the hotel I stayed at. Talk about a bad trip. I gave her my pills that the doctor gave me. On the way back to Lima there was a different lady being taking off the airplane in a wheelchair.
Suck it up, you can make it.

Bandy,

The more I think about it, the more I believe I was charged gringo rates. One session (I did pay for extras) and four hours of relaxation time ran my bill up to about 300 soles. In Lima terms, this may be a bit exorbitant but I felt it was totally worth it.

BTW - I am stuck in Cusco and suffering from some mild altitude sickness so I am sorry to say that there will not be any field reports from this area. All the coca tea and aspirin are not helping so I have no desire to research here.

Steppin Razor

[Vaughnyb1]

Hello fellow Mongers,

I'm an American black guy in my early 30s who is thinking about going to Lima early next year. So the quesiton I have is, how are the mongering opportunities for black guys in Lima? Is it the same as white mongers?

Thanks

I spent a year in lima and was highly successful with the laides. They'll love your skin! This aint America, if you dont think about race they wont either!

Besides if they do theyll justt imagine the size of your member a give you a big smile!

Yeea I'm Moreno

Vaughnyb1

[Steppin Razor]

Great report. What was the total cost in the Finnish Sauna.---For the massage, for the extra etc. ?

Bandy,

The more I think about it, the more I believe I was charged gringo rates. One session (I did pay for extras) and four hours of relaxation time ran my bill up to about 300 soles. In Lima terms, this may be a bit exorbitant but I felt it was totally worth it.

BTW - I am stuck in Cusco and suffering from some mild altitude sickness so I am sorry to say that there will not be any field reports from this area. All the coca tea and aspirin are not helping so I have no desire to research here.

Steppin Razor

[Prokofiev]

Having spent 10 days in Lima this month, I thought I’d share my thoughts and impressions of the local scene. This may not be very useful for the regulars, but hopefully will aid those thinking of making their first trip . . .

First off, the chicas of Lima are some of the friendliest ladies around, and can provide a GFE at least equal to that of Buenos Aires or the DR. They seem friendlier and more talkative than many of their sisters in other countries. Secondly, Lima has a very diverse sex scene including saunas, casas, SWs, MPs, out-call, strip clubs and pick-up joints. Something for everyone regardless of your preferences.

I only sampled a small cross-section of the available options, but here are my top experiences:


1) Relax and Vida #1 (and also R&V #2) Carlos Villaran 121 behind Torre Interbank

This MP/Sauna has been much discussed on the Forum as well as on PeruTops. It was the first place I went to, and I was not disappointed. I have been to well over 100 MPs around the world and this chain is unique with an “over-the-top” level of GFE offered. If you are looking for raw, nasty sex you should look elsewhere. R&V offers more of a “geisha” experience with very attractive young women offering friendship, conversation, massage and unbelievable intimacy. Their massage skills are very good, but not great. It is the style and sense of intimacy that slowly overwhelms you. You usually end up with a glorified HJ/ BBBJ/ Russian ending (although someone at R&V #2 was getting full service in the next room while I was there) but that description hardly does justice to the actual experience. Yet I’m sure some guys end up mystified as to what the fuss is all about. A $50 hand job? You either get it or you don’t . . .

Cost is 80 soles entrada (60 at #2 which has no hot water) with a propina of 50 soles minimum to the chica. So total damage is between $35 and $50 US and is an absolute bargain. You get at least one hour in private, but end up spending about 90 to 120 minutes overall, depending on time spent talking in the lounge, having a drink or saying good-bye. The service here is uniform and repeatable, meaning that all these girls have been trained, usually by being tutored first hand during a 3-some with an experienced chica. Many guys have reported getting the 3-way training experience with a new girl. No better way to learn than that. But whoever is the mastermind behind the R&V style has very good taste. The girls are always well-dressed. No jeans and tennis shoes here. But neither do they have that strip club, dirty-girl look that too often passes for sexy. Make-up and clothes are tasteful. Things begin with the girls greeting you with a kiss and introducing themselves. Pretty typical stuff. But then they sit with you and work hard to engage in a reasonable conversion. No sense of competition or rush. Again, this doesn’t happen by accident. Education and training went into making a very enjoyable experience for the man - which is what this place is all about. Also the quality of women here is very high. They are noticably more attractive and classy than other sauna girls or Pizza Alley chicas.

If I had any complaint, it was that there was TOO much GFE at times. After you blow your load, you are only half done. She takes you into a sauna, soaps and washes you and then you end up in a large bath tub of hot water with a beautiful naked young girl lying on top of you while French kissing. Life is tough . . .

R&V gets my highest recommendation. A+. It’s unique – at least for me. Give it a try and see for yourself.


2) El Trocadero - Callao, near the airport and adjacent to Minka shopping area.

This place is the polar opposite of Relax and Vida. Whoring on an industrial scale. And strangely, I ended up going here twice and loving it. Even if it is not your cup of tea, you need to see it at least once. There may be larger "puterias" in the world, but I haven’t seen them. It almost looks like an abandoned woman’s prison –concrete block construction, lots of tiny rooms (cells) and one area that’s 2-level. It is actually 2 different businesses – El Salvaje on the right as you face the entrance (200+ rooms) and El Bote on the left (100 rooms). Each has a separate entrada of 20 soles – although there is usually a discount during the week. I paid 13s once and 12s the other time. Almost all chicas go for 20 soles ($7) for an unspecified time of 15 to 30 minutes. Some accept 15s and a few demand 25. Hours are 3-10pm, but best after 4:30 when more chicas start arriving. I would recommend the El Salvaje side, both for number and quality of the women.

Variety is a big part of the attraction here. Old and young. Gorda y delgada. Black and white. A few beautiful women and lots of average or less chicas. But something for everyone. Now this is probably the last place on Earth one would expect to find a GFE yet they are very friendly, love to talk and never seem to hurry you. I went with 6 different women here and talked with about 20 more. Treat them nice and they will reciprocate with a surprising level of affection. Despite the short-time aspect, I never felt rushed and stayed with several more than 30 minutes. The rooms look dirty – probably because they are. But their personal hygiene and safe-sex practices are really quite good. Again, not everyone will feel comfortable here. It can seem pretty hard-core and it helps to be fluent in Spanish. But if you want to check out a lot of ladies in a single place with little cost, this is the place. It looks like a scene from some horror movie, but that is all part of the adventure. 20 soles taxi from Miraflores. So cab fare, 3 chicas and entrance fee cost me $35 total. Quite a bargain. I enjoyed my time there.


3) Street Walkers of Pizza Alley - Miraflores

Before arriving in Lima, I had this mental image of a line of chicas up against a wall, Tijuana-style offering their wares. Not quite right. This tourist oriented area of bars and restaurants is more like an open-air pick-up bar. Now and then you see a couple of hard-core looking ladies, usually late around 1-2:30am. But mostly it is an entertainment/eating area with normal looking ladies trying to catch your eye. Most are reasonably attractive, 20’s to 30’s and charge 70 to 150 soles to return to your room. Make sure they understand the price is in soles not dollars. One chica agreed to 80, but in my apartment told me we had agreed on $80 US. No dice. Once she realized I was willing to walk her back out she went for the 80 s. Most all of these women are friendly, talkative, and sweet. Even after the above $80 disagreement, we had a surprisingly good time together.

Not all of these chicas are pure pros. And none of them are decked out in typical hooker garb which at least for me, is better. I found most to be fairly attractive, but that is more a matter of personal preference. Most are semi-pros working a couple nights a week to supplement their day jobs. One was a hairdresser, another an elementary school teacher! At least one – the hairdresser, was completely out of her league and had a hard time performance-wise. This was not the right job for her. Still, though incompetent, she was sweet and it all worked out.

Also in this area of Miraflores you can meet seemingly normal women who ask to share a cup of coffee or a drink. They often start by asking you what time it is as you walk down the street, just to strike up a conversation. Several mid to late 30’s ladies appeared to be grocery shopping with several bags, but wanted to sit and talk. Never took any of them up on the offer, but it is not hard to find company here. Most of the working girls are out between 8pm and 2am, but you can find some earlier as well. Just look “available” and walk slowly down the street. Soon someone will catch your eye with a smile.

My apartment was completely chica-friendly. Best to have them leave their ID at the front desk for your own protection. Never had a problem with stealing or even with a bad attitude. None had any type of time problem, trying to rush things. They seem content to lie naked in your bed, chit-chatting until you ask them to leave. One asked to stay the night, but I wasn’t interested. Overall, I was quite impressed with their attitude and sweetness. Of course YMMV and it helps to speak some Spanish. But it is not necessary. Highly recommended.


4) Tambo Spa and Sauna - Nicolas Arriola #501 La Victoria

I was anxious to try the saunas of Lima after reading the various postings both here and on PeruTops. This was the only one I made it to during my stay and I did not enjoy it very much. I believe it to be typical of most Lima saunas.

First off, you leave any valuables at the front desk in a small safe. You recieve a locker key and go into the changing room, where an attendant gives you a towel and a pair of plastic slippers. You can then use the shower rooms, steam room, dry sauna or Jacuzzi pool. My major complaint is that this is mostly a “guy” place, with lots of half naked (or fully naked) dudes watching TV with a beer, lying on recliners or shaving and brushing their teeth. More like an Army locker room than a sensual sex experience.

The massage girls have their own alcove sitting area where they wait for clients. You have to approach them as they will not enter the other men-only areas of the sauna. With only a towel wrapped around your waist, you go and make your choice, but it is hard to sit there half-naked with a boner and try to chat up 7 girls in white uniforms. I quickly made my choice – Nikol, a 24 yo mother of 2, who looked cute in her uniform, but was hiding some heavy poundage underneath. We went to a private massage room where she tried to up-sell into a massage suite upstairs for 150 soles more. No thanks. The massage was sub-par, easily the worst I received in Peru. The sex was better. CBJ followed by 3 positions, but nothing special. Total damage was 25 soles entrada plus 275 to the chica. I felt a bit ripped–off by the experience and it certainly was not worth 300 soles ($100). I also noticed upon leaving that most guys had paid 250-280 soles total, so maybe it was not just a gringo price.

But overall, one of the worst bargains in Lima. Not exactly terrible, just not for me. The communal high school locker room vibe was just not conducive to getting laid. I try NOT to walk around in a locker room with a hard-on. Then again, maybe that’s just me . . .

This area of Lima – on Arriola near the Cruz del Sur bus station is a sex hot spot. SWs, trannies, strip clubs, several spas and saunas (including R&V #2) all within a couple of blocks. However several are not clearly marked and it is dangerous walking around here after dark. Every cabbie told be to watch my back in this barrio so be forewarned. 7-10 soles cab ride from Miraflores.


More later, -P

[Bandy]

..... I took a cab to the Finnish Sauna...... I chose Yolanda because she had the biggest rack, .....This sauna had excellent facilities. I especially enjoyed the post-coital relaxing in the eucalyptus scented sauna. After about two hours of recuperating, I went back in to the lounge to see what was available. For the price I would have had to pay (were they charging me the gringo rate? ), I did not feel the providers available warranted the cost. In Lima terms, this place was not cheap. However, I enjoyed my time here very much and I would highly recommend it.....

Great report. What was the total cost in the Finnish Sauna.---For the massage, for the extra etc. ?

[Steppin Razor]

One of the joys of my kind of vacation is sleeping in late after a hard day of body smacking. After my extremely late breakfast at Cafe Beirut (mediocre at best), I went on a quest for a decent MP or "banos turcos. " World Travel 69's excellent list in the Lima Lists thread (7/08) was what I used for reference. I decided to start at the Dolphins spa in San Isidro. This place looked way too legit because this was a really nice hotel/casino and, at the time, there was a college students convention going on, so the hotel was full of beautiful young girls, but none of them were on the program for sure. Next, I tried Aquas Sauna and Spa but the address given in the list was taken over by the Karlos Ysique Salon. I thought "Aquas Sauna" just changed its name because this new place did offer massage. It was so much smaller than the Dolphins Hotel that I thought maybe I could score here. At worst, I will get a legitimate ("Yawn! ") massage out of it. Sadly, that is exactly what happened. The masseuse offered nothing and frankly her looks really did nothing for my libido, though she was a very nice young lady.

Damn, I have swung and missed twice and now I was down to my last strike; and I hate striking out. Since I was in Lince, I took a cab to the Finnish Sauna. Hallelujah! This is the place for me. Right after paying the front desk, I realized this place was sort of set up like the termas in Rio (but without the loud music, jiggling bodies, and obnoxious smoke). A bevy of attractive, scantily clad ladies were waiting for me in the lounge. I chose Yolanda because she had the biggest rack, even though it was obvious they were bolt-ons. Normally, I would not choose this kind of artificial stimulus but something about her demeanor sparked my interest. My instincts proved right. Once in the upstairs private room, we were bouncing all over the place. What do you expect? I had been working myself up in to a frenzy all day long, then only to be disappointed. Now I finally get the payoff, which incidentally flew all over Yolanda's body. For a change, this was one mess I was happy to help clean up. (No, I did not use my tongue, you perverts! ) This sauna had excellent facilities. I especially enjoyed the post-coital relaxing in the eucalyptus scented sauna. After about two hours of recuperating, I went back in to the lounge to see what was available. For the price I would have had to pay (were they charging me the gringo rate? ), I did not feel the providers available warranted the cost. In Lima terms, this place was not cheap. However, I enjoyed my time here very much and I would highly recommend it.

After a lovely dinner and a movie back in Miraflores, my last night before I left for Cusco and Machu Picchu had to be a special one. Around 11, I took a cab to the Casanova night club in San Isidro. This place was dead. There was only one other guy in the bar but there had to have been at least ten girls. After midnight, things had not changed much but this was when I met Valeria. She was 24, Incan (Asian? ) looking, and had an incredibly beautiful chest. To verify its authenticity, she allowed me to feel her up right there on the loveseat. I could not tell for certain because they felt just a little hard. It could have been just her age I thought. She did swear to me that they were real. It did not matter because I really wanted to bang her. After looking inside their small and uncomfortable looking private room, I decided to pay extra to take her back to the Maria Luisa. Once the action began in my suite, I found out that she did lie to me about her endowments. The suture scars were obvious. Besides the deceit, it also bothered me that she was not that energetic and all that chemistry we had back at the night club was all an act. I cannot judge Casanova's by this one bad experience but it is not exactly a stretch to say that the other chicas from this place cannot be that much different from Valeria. Who knows? Maybe I just caught her on a bad night. This is what they mean by YMMV. Of course, this was not a cheap lesson to learn but at least I can pass along my experience to you, my fellow hobbyists.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Elberto]

I'm an American black guy in my early 30s who is thinking about going to Lima early next year. So the quesiton I have is, how are the mongering opportunities for black guys in Lima? Is it the same as white mongers?

I shared an apartment in Miraflores for a few months with a mid-20s black guy from England and he didn't seem to have any trouble. You'll do fine.