Lima

[Doc Bill]

So Polvo are you saying that this place is significantly better then TR? Is it worth going to if I can walk over to TR? Is it worth going any night other than Sunday? And do you have an address?

And by privado do you mean they have rooms to do it in the place? That would be an advantage over TR to me. What's an average grand total there?

Inquiring minds need to know. Thanks!

[Polvo]

There are many, many night clubs in Lima. Some are good, many are terrible, and most are no better than a morass of mediocrity.

Some two weeks ago, at great personal sacrifice, I undertook significant testing of some of the higher and mid-tier clubs as many others here have adequately reported on some of the lower cost opportunities.

Unitl recently, for those on a late flight on a Sunday night, Tequila's was the main choice in town - with the approprite howls of protest from many people on this board. Now, however, Casanova ( Miguel Seminario 365) in San Isidro is trying to offer competition. They are holding a "disco" every Sunday night. Now when I went 14 days ago the Chicas in Casanova were no worse, and some better, than those in Tequila. So you have been warned.

Problems. No one was dancing when I arrived. There were 18 chicas in various stages of somnambulism (sleep walker's, for you gringo's). Some virtually comatose. However, there are some mitigating circumstances. Namely no customers!!

Entrada is S/.10. First beer is free! Each beer thereafter is S/.10. Every Chica drink is S/.40 - but watch for those bastards who try and slip a Red Bull into a Whisky or a Vodka - 'cos that Red Bull is another S/.40.

Private dances S/.20 per chica for the room for 30 minutes and $20 to the chica.

Privados are S/.40 on a Sunday instead of S/.150 (from Monday through Saturday). Oh, yeah bring name brand condoms or they will try and do you S/.10 for some latex!

Chicas in the privados are usually cien for an hour, but negotiation will get them down to S/.200. But if you are smart there is NO salida on a Sunday night, and take-out will usually get you longer.

Now call me well-heeled, but to have two Chicas, butt-naked, each with my digits in their approriate wet orifices, tousling my hair, pressing and rubbing my dick and everything else for 30 minutes. That's just fun. Que Rico!!!

Is it worth the prices on a normal weekday? No.

Quality scale (out of 10):
Chicas: 4.5 (Tequila 4.5)
Environment: 4.5 (Tequila 4)
Fun Quotient: 3.5 (Tequila 5)
Cost/Benefit: 3.5 (Tequila 4.5)

Suerte!

Polvo

[Polvo]

.....Can someone check my math?

A simple cash transaction is fast, takes minimal effort,and time (how do you price your time?). You could manage 28+ girlfriends in your 7 days. Why fuck around with coffee dates for some delusional GFE experience.

My $0.02.

Suerte!

Polvo

[Member #4167]

Water Boy,

Two weeks is plenty of time to score multiple times. If you pushed me to be more specific I would say third date at the latest in most cases.

Peru is just more of a girlfriend experience than a bang-em & go experience. Different strokes for different folks.

Thank you Dr Bill

My questions are merely posed to determine wether or not
"Pursuing a girlfriend whilst on a vacation could be a huge waste of time and money, and my time would be better served pursuing the brothel route"

Time of course is the factor: It is summed up by this equation:

Total Vacation Time = Time to Acquire Taco + Time to Enjoy Taco

Or better yet:
Time to Enjoy Taco = Total Vacation Time - Time to Acquire Taco

Time To Acquire Taco = 3 dates (at one date every other day) = 1 week (7 days) Best case scenario is that she has 3 consecutive days free beginning with the first day of your arrival, giving you a 3 day Taco Acquisition Time (this is and unlikely, hence the 7 day Taco Acquisition Time)

Therefore

If you have 7 day vacation
Time to Enjoy Taco = 7 days - 7 days = 0 days

If you have 14 day vacation
Time to Enjoy Taco = 14 days - 7 days = 7 days

Conclusion:
If you have a 7 day vacation, it is better to PURCHASE your tacos in the "Fast-food" style of Tung or Ezinho and thus be guaranteed of a meal.

Can someone check my math?

[Lima Busy]

Quote from Water Boy: (sorry guys, I don't know how to do the quote thing)
Peru is just more of a girlfriend experience than a bang-em & go experience. Different strokes for different folks.

Doc,
Could not agree with you more. Food aside, that is the main reason so many of us are choosing to live here.
LB

[Doc Bill]

Quote from Water Boy: (sorry guys, I don't know how to do the quote thing)

"You said that patience is required for Peru. I take it that Peru is not like Cuba or Colombia where the normal girls will bang you within a hour of meeting you."

"How much patience is required? I only have 2 weeks there. What is the average 'Time to penetration' are we talking the 1st 2nd 3rd date ? Even more time ?"

Water Boy,

Yes, Peru is not at all like Colombia or Cuba. If it's strictly sex you want you should go to those places. But if you want someone who will genuinely enjoy being with you and doesn't just see you as an ATM, Peru is the place. This difference is a very important one to me, not to some others.

How much patience? Depends on you - your style, your approach, and to some extent (although not much) your age and looks. Two weeks is plenty of time to score multiple times. If you pushed me to be more specific I would say third date at the latest in most cases.

Peru is just more of a girlfriend experience than a bang-em & go experience. Different strokes for different folks.

[Xxxgoat]

[QUOTE=Pete6]I'm geograpically as far away from your parties as you may get. I'm longing to be there. Are there any photos taken - as a poor subsititute? Please. Please.[/QUOTE

Party pic for your viewing pleasure!!!

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...chmentid=74388

And I'm sure there will be more memories made tonight
Goat

[Pete6]

I'm geograpically as far away from your parties as you may get. I'm longing to be there. Are there any photos taken - as a poor subsititute? Please. Please.

[Polvo]

Having recently visited Lima for a few days (mostly for business), I thought I would share a brief trip report outlining my experiences and observations of the city......Pizza Alley: Frankly I was underwhelmed by it. Very busy and crowded. .....Tequilla Rocks: I liked the place. All as described here on the board. In my opinion, girls ranged from 6 to 8. .....So I didn’t get the feeling that it is as bad as some have described on this board. YMMV may also apply here. ....Trocadero: Wow… I cannot do it justice other than refer you to Tung’s reports and description. Girls ranged from 2 to 6. The place next door, again as Tung has described, makes Trocadero look normal in comparison. Girls here ranged from 1 to 3 when I was there. A definite must see.......Relax y Vida: I went there once. And has an incredible time. ........Taxis not having meters was a bit awkward to me. So I asked and agreed on the price before I got in every time. ......Generally a good trip.

Digits.

A good and considered report Digits! Hope you come back!

Suerte!

Polvo

[Loumann]

I love it. Only the very streetwise. Bravest can feel good at trocadaro; s.

I will describe it abit for the newbies. On my first visit. I arrived and went into the lobby. There is a blacked out wicket where you pay. It is an old booth like in the old movie theaters. You slide you money in through the bottom opening (entrance fee) and immediately you receive a coupon for entry, a free drink ticket, a coupon for 5 bucks off next visit.

You get a quick nice friendly searching and then you go in. It is laid out in a rectanglular hallway, with 8 ft x 8ft rooms all around. Soom rooms are closed, especially in the daytime and the others have the chicas standing in the doorway trying to huck you for business. It is truely old western style mongering. At the bar, use you free drink coupon and check out the old time gangster types. Old man cappy hangs there alot.

Then take a chica, use that coupon and enjoy. The best thing. And I hate to ruin it. Is the 4" red fire alarm bells above each door to the rooms. They ring non stop. First time I thought it was ringing every time a guy finished doing his laundry. But later I realized it meant your 30 minutes was up.

The rooms are a gas. A bed, a sink, and some stink. Hahahaha

Not for the faint of heart.

Every guy on here. Would do well hiring me to escourt you anywhere in the world. I am like the crocodile hunter. No fear. I handle the wildlife like a champ. And I know all the ropes. And I am still alive too.

Anyone out there with money but a little shy and wants a champion to guide you. And I speak spanish. Call me. And I will guide you through the wilderness.

Having recently visited Lima for a few days (mostly for business), I thought I would share a brief trip report outlining my experiences and observations of the city.

I stayed at the JW Marriott. Pricey but a very nice hotel as expected. JWs generally are. What really surprised me, pleasantly, about this one was that when at check-in I asked for a late check-out (I was thinking 2 pm), they asked for my flight time. When I told them it was around 11 pm, they suggested I check-out at 8:30 pm! And this was at no extra charge. I have paid full rate and half-rate (on a couple of occasions after negotiation) for a late evening check-out, so this unsolicited gesture was very welcome (especially at $200+ per night). The Larco Mar mall right across from the hotel is very nice place to visit. Nice clubs and restaurants there as well. I wouldn’t recommend shopping there as the prices were ridiculously high.

I ended up being much busier (with work) that I had expected so I did not get a lot of opportunities to visit the venues of interest. I did enough for a quick trip though.

Pizza Alley: Frankly I was underwhelmed by it. Very busy and crowded. And although the majority of the people were locals, the whole place seemed very ‘tourist trapy’ to me. I ate at one of the restaurants and got sick that night. The WGs (at least the ones I could identify as such) were below par. To me, a once walk though is all I would do here.

Tequilla Rocks: I liked the place. All as described here on the board. In my opinion, girls ranged from 6 to 8. I wasn’t planning to take anyone out of the place during this trip (because of early morning meetings every day), but I did talk to a few on the high end of the range, and the asking price was consistently in the $100-$120 range. Most seemed willing to negotiate. So I didn’t get the feeling that it is as bad as some have described on this board. YMMV may also apply here.

Trocadero: Wow… I cannot do it justice other than refer you to Tung’s reports and description. Girls ranged from 2 to 6. The place next door, again as Tung has described, makes Trocadero look normal in comparison. Girls here ranged from 1 to 3 when I was there. A definite must see.

Relax y Vida: I went there once. And has an incredible time. It was not at all what I expected, and tuned out to be the highlight of the trip. I really wish I had the chance to visit the place another time to see whether what I received was SOP or I just lucked out. The place is very customer focused which really impressed me. I cannot recall the girl’s name. I asked for her number and she stated that the girls are not allowed to give out numbers. I did not insist, but am confident that if I had or after a second visit it wouldn’t be a problem; maybe.

Taxis not having meters was a bit awkward to me. So I asked and agreed on the price before I got in every time. About a third of the time, the asking price was high and I moved to the next cab.

Generally a good trip.

Digits.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Captain Napalm]

You said that " patience " is required for Peru. I take it that Peru is not like Cuba or Colombia where the normal girls will bang you within a hour of meeting you.

How much patience is required? I only have 2 weeks there. What is the average "Time to penetration" are we talking the 1st 2nd 3rd date ? Even more time ?

As with everything else, YMMV

If you hit it off well, don't be surprised if she gives it up on the first date. I've found physical play (tickling, getting her to laugh, then playing grab-ass) works for me.

[Digits]

Having recently visited Lima for a few days (mostly for business), I thought I would share a brief trip report outlining my experiences and observations of the city.

I stayed at the JW Marriott. Pricey but a very nice hotel as expected. JWs generally are. What really surprised me, pleasantly, about this one was that when at check-in I asked for a late check-out (I was thinking 2 pm), they asked for my flight time. When I told them it was around 11 pm, they suggested I check-out at 8:30 pm! And this was at no extra charge. I have paid full rate and half-rate (on a couple of occasions after negotiation) for a late evening check-out, so this unsolicited gesture was very welcome (especially at $200+ per night). The Larco Mar mall right across from the hotel is very nice place to visit. Nice clubs and restaurants there as well. I wouldn’t recommend shopping there as the prices were ridiculously high.

I ended up being much busier (with work) that I had expected so I did not get a lot of opportunities to visit the venues of interest. I did enough for a quick trip though.

Pizza Alley: Frankly I was underwhelmed by it. Very busy and crowded. And although the majority of the people were locals, the whole place seemed very ‘tourist trapy’ to me. I ate at one of the restaurants and got sick that night. The WGs (at least the ones I could identify as such) were below par. To me, a once walk though is all I would do here.

Tequilla Rocks: I liked the place. All as described here on the board. In my opinion, girls ranged from 6 to 8. I wasn’t planning to take anyone out of the place during this trip (because of early morning meetings every day), but I did talk to a few on the high end of the range, and the asking price was consistently in the $100-$120 range. Most seemed willing to negotiate. So I didn’t get the feeling that it is as bad as some have described on this board. YMMV may also apply here.

Trocadero: Wow… I cannot do it justice other than refer you to Tung’s reports and description. Girls ranged from 2 to 6. The place next door, again as Tung has described, makes Trocadero look normal in comparison. Girls here ranged from 1 to 3 when I was there. A definite must see.

Relax y Vida: I went there once. And has an incredible time. It was not at all what I expected, and tuned out to be the highlight of the trip. I really wish I had the chance to visit the place another time to see whether what I received was SOP or I just lucked out. The place is very customer focused which really impressed me. I cannot recall the girl’s name. I asked for her number and she stated that the girls are not allowed to give out numbers. I did not insist, but am confident that if I had or after a second visit it wouldn’t be a problem; maybe.

Taxis not having meters was a bit awkward to me. So I asked and agreed on the price before I got in every time. About a third of the time, the asking price was high and I moved to the next cab.

Generally a good trip.

Digits.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Lima Busy]

The rumor mill has it that it is $80 for gringos and S/.80 for Peruvians. Is that correct in case I have to hit the ATM?

I heard the same thing about Machu Picchu but they did not give the girls perfume (although they should).
LB

[Captain Napalm]

You also might want to specify if he speaks English or not and what area he works out of. For example currently the most popular driver in Miraflores is Manuel who also speaks English.
LB

Gotcha.

Oscar speaks spanish, and is based in Los Olivos. He has hooked me up with pros and non pros. He has even answered a couple of ads for me, and done all negotiating for me. Of course, some of the ladies tried to do the bait and switch thing, so I didn't partake. But there was no lack of activity to be had.

[Lima Busy]

Hi Elberto and the other Peru Experts - I am definetly looking for a non-pro. It is more of a satisfying experience.

Question: How attractive, how young and how slender are these non-pros ? What age difference can one expect ?

Thank you in advance for your reply

WaterBoy

Your best bet is to go shopping online first. Virtually every girl in Peru has a myspace or hi5 page. This way you will get a feel for the typical body types and looks you will encounter. Generally the Latina model types will only be found in the popular at the moment clubs and an old gringo will not have much success there.

Age is not a problem if you look good and lie well. Most girls prefer a young guy to hook up with and older guys for a serious relationship. My wife who is 30 years younger then myself would never have considered me, had she met me on the street. This is the obvious advantage of the internet, where you can pre-qualify each other without the language barrier. Older women late 30´s-40´s will be much more likely to hook up after a date or two.

Lima is the place to find a beautiful young girlfriend but unless you have friends and invites to their parties, hooking up is for the young guys, whose #´s are increasing rapidly here in Miraflores.