Lima

[Chuchuma]

Anyone been to Relax and Vida lately?

Do they still offer BJs?

[Lima Busy]

David,
Any possibility of coming out with "LoveGlube"tm denture adhesive for these c**k sucking grannys at the troc?

SR, thanks for the report, a few years back I laid the some of the first of many kilometers of cock on the lovely Sophie. If you go back aways you will find a photo of her someplace.
suerte,
LB

[Member #4351]

Its nice to see that someone reads the forum and takes the advise offered (except for mine regarding avoiding Tequila). I haven´t been to the Troc in more than a year, but after reading Razor´s poetic post I am about ready for another trip. I thought that I had read just about everything as far as mongering tales go, but the upper plates blown out of the mouth by an ISG member´s atomic ejaculation description IMHO makes the post definitely worthy of being placed in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Daedelus]

Hello fellow Mongers,

I'm an American black guy in my early 30s who is thinking about going to Lima early next year. So the quesiton I have is, how are the mongering opportunities for black guys in Lima? Is it the same as white mongers?

Thanks

[Artisttyp]

this is my first report in this forum and i would like to thank all the gentlemen here for providing the great research and valuable information that i am using to prepare me for my sex odyssey in peru. as my way of giving back to this tremendous thread, i will be writing reports about my exploits in the next ten days. this will be an awfully big adventure.

after checking in to the sedate maria luisa hotel on sunday afternoon, i decided to start my peruvian experience with a trip to the trocadero. first, i hailed a cab and asked him to take me to "shopping minka" (according to some advice provided here in this forum). i had just got out of a cab from the airport to the hotel and now i was back in a cab going towards the airport. both ways, we drove past some of the ugliest beach front property i have ever seen. minka turned out to be a huge outdoor mall. it was pleasant and quite educational to see these local families in a typical weekend setting; allowing me to see a side of the city most tourists rarely see. from minka, i got in to a cab and told me to take me to the "troca. " it was less than a five minute drive down the street. troca was divided in to two chambers with separate, nominal admissions: the left (inferior) one i shall call the dungeon and the right (superior) one was the jail block. the dungeon was dark and a bit eerie with grated subterranean corridors. i felt like i walked in to a david lynch movie. all that was missing was some spooky music. there were not many mongers or providers in this place but this is where i met esmerelda. she said she was 38 but i think she forgot about ten years. i did not mind as i was entranced by her magnificent tits. for an old lady, her boobs were fantastic, which is far more than i can say about her dungeon chamber. wow, was it decrepit. i wanted to take a shower before we started. her bathroom had the most primitive pvc plumbing i had ever seen and i could forget about hot water. to make matters worse, she had no towels so i had to dry myself off with toilet paper (wtf? ). when we finally got going, all the hassles so far were forgotten as she turned out to be a rather good provider. she was a bit loose for intercourse but she did give a great bbbj. it was so good that her upper dentures fell out when i came in to her mouth. i knew my ejaculation would be strong but this is a bit ridiculous. i have never seen anything like that before in my life. she quickly grabbed her cum soaked dental plate and shoved it back in to her mouth. it was quite a sight to see. after cleaning me up with more toilet paper (what? no freaking wet wipes! ), i was on my way. no other provider attracted my curiosity in the dungeon so i headed over to the jail block on the right side of the building.

this apparently was where all action was. there were at least 200 mongers in the place and around 50 providers. this place kind of reminded of kilmainham gaol in dublin. the only difference was that this "jail" in lima was full of horny dudes and scantily clad girls. it also had open, public urinals in the hallways, which were unpleasant looking and smelling. wtf? the smell of [CodeWord140] and the sight of guys [CodeWord112] in view of everyone was a real downer. i decided to go with a busty young girl named yumi, who looked better in sexy clothes than naked. however, she was a great gfe and even did the a train. it was fantastic. i thought i had another shot left in me but walking around the crowded hallways and all the zombies walking around kind of turned me off so i got in a cab and returned to miraflores, only 40 dollars lighter than when i started.

after a refreshing nap in the maria luisa jr. suite, i had an excellent dinner at the jafeti restaurant near the hotel. now i was fully recharged and on the prowl again. tequila rock on sunday night was not that crowded but there were plenty of babes. however, they seemed like they were also on the prowl, but for money and not great sex. i met fabiola, who had a smoking body but a cleft palate. my spanish is bad enough and hearing it from someone with a speech impediment inside a loud disco did not help matters one bit. i got tired of the noise and smoke so i left the night club. fortunately, kennedy park is right outside the disco and right away i met sofia, who was a small, skinny, and pretty girl. she told me she was 26 but she looked younger. it was a very cool night and i could not tell what she looked like under that coat. after we made a deal, i found out back in the suite that for a skinny girl she packed some big and beautiful guns. what guy does not love big tits on a skinny woman? her bbbj skills were top notch and the visual stimulation of her gorgeous body accentuated an awesome experience. we slept together all night and my wandering hands never had such a good time.

in conclusion, i would have to say that for a first day in a new city, this has to be the greatest day i have ever had. the prices at the troca were insanely low and the selection was surprisingly good, given the bargain prices. the only drawback is the decrepitude and overall disregard for infrastructure improvement (bathrooms, plumbing, paint, wall repair, etc.). for some guys, i guess this would be considered "roughing it. " tequila rocks would be considered an excellent venue for anyone who can tolerate cigarette smoke and very loud music. parque kennedy is also a superb value and can give one very pleasant surprises. a monger can truly fall in love with this enchanting city.

welcome to the pit.

[Bandy]

......she did give a great BBBJ. It was so good that her upper dentures fell out when I came in to her mouth. I knew my ejaculation would be strong but this is a bit ridiculous. I have never seen anything like that before in my life. She quickly grabbed her cum soaked dental plate and shoved it back in to her mouth. It was quite a sight to see......

Now, that's really funny!!! Thanks for sharing.

Bandy

[Elberto]

Nice first post, SR.

[Steppin Razor]

this is my first report in this forum and i would like to thank all the gentlemen here for providing the great research and valuable information that i am using to prepare me for my sex odyssey in peru. as my way of giving back to this tremendous thread, i will be writing reports about my exploits in the next ten days. this will be an awfully big adventure.

after checking in to the sedate maria luisa hotel on sunday afternoon, i decided to start my peruvian experience with a trip to the trocadero. first, i hailed a cab and asked him to take me to "shopping minka" (according to some advice provided here in this forum). i had just got out of a cab from the airport to the hotel and now i was back in a cab going towards the airport. both ways, we drove past some of the ugliest beach front property i have ever seen. minka turned out to be a huge outdoor mall. it was pleasant and quite educational to see these local families in a typical weekend setting; allowing me to see a side of the city most tourists rarely see. from minka, i got in to a cab and told me to take me to the "troca. " it was less than a five minute drive down the street. troca was divided in to two chambers with separate, nominal admissions: the left (inferior) one i shall call the dungeon and the right (superior) one was the jail block. the dungeon was dark and a bit eerie with grated subterranean corridors. i felt like i walked in to a david lynch movie. all that was missing was some spooky music. there were not many mongers or providers in this place but this is where i met esmerelda. she said she was 38 but i think she forgot about ten years. i did not mind as i was entranced by her magnificent tits. for an old lady, her boobs were fantastic, which is far more than i can say about her dungeon chamber. wow, was it decrepit. i wanted to take a shower before we started. her bathroom had the most primitive pvc plumbing i had ever seen and i could forget about hot water. to make matters worse, she had no towels so i had to dry myself off with toilet paper (wtf? ). when we finally got going, all the hassles so far were forgotten as she turned out to be a rather good provider. she was a bit loose for intercourse but she did give a great bbbj. it was so good that her upper dentures fell out when i came in to her mouth. i knew my ejaculation would be strong but this is a bit ridiculous. i have never seen anything like that before in my life. she quickly grabbed her cum soaked dental plate and shoved it back in to her mouth. it was quite a sight to see. after cleaning me up with more toilet paper (what? no freaking wet wipes! ), i was on my way. no other provider attracted my curiosity in the dungeon so i headed over to the jail block on the right side of the building.

this apparently was where all action was. there were at least 200 mongers in the place and around 50 providers. this place kind of reminded of kilmainham gaol in dublin. the only difference was that this "jail" in lima was full of horny dudes and scantily clad girls. it also had open, public urinals in the hallways, which were unpleasant looking and smelling. wtf? the smell of [CodeWord140] and the sight of guys [CodeWord112] in view of everyone was a real downer. i decided to go with a busty young girl named yumi, who looked better in sexy clothes than naked. however, she was a great gfe and even did the a train. it was fantastic. i thought i had another shot left in me but walking around the crowded hallways and all the zombies walking around kind of turned me off so i got in a cab and returned to miraflores, only 40 dollars lighter than when i started.

after a refreshing nap in the maria luisa jr. suite, i had an excellent dinner at the jafeti restaurant near the hotel. now i was fully recharged and on the prowl again. tequila rock on sunday night was not that crowded but there were plenty of babes. however, they seemed like they were also on the prowl, but for money and not great sex. i met fabiola, who had a smoking body but a cleft palate. my spanish is bad enough and hearing it from someone with a speech impediment inside a loud disco did not help matters one bit. i got tired of the noise and smoke so i left the night club. fortunately, kennedy park is right outside the disco and right away i met sofia, who was a small, skinny, and pretty girl. she told me she was 26 but she looked younger. it was a very cool night and i could not tell what she looked like under that coat. after we made a deal, i found out back in the suite that for a skinny girl she packed some big and beautiful guns. what guy does not love big tits on a skinny woman? her bbbj skills were top notch and the visual stimulation of her gorgeous body accentuated an awesome experience. we slept together all night and my wandering hands never had such a good time.

in conclusion, i would have to say that for a first day in a new city, this has to be the greatest day i have ever had. the prices at the troca were insanely low and the selection was surprisingly good, given the bargain prices. the only drawback is the decrepitude and overall disregard for infrastructure improvement (bathrooms, plumbing, paint, wall repair, etc.). for some guys, i guess this would be considered "roughing it. " tequila rocks would be considered an excellent venue for anyone who can tolerate cigarette smoke and very loud music. parque kennedy is also a superb value and can give one very pleasant surprises. a monger can truly fall in love with this enchanting city.

[Elberto]

What area of lima do you live in and are you in a strategic location if you need to get somewhere ? I also like lince around the javier prado area nearing san isidro.

I live way south of Miraflores, about an hour from Parque Kennedy by combi lately. Travel is a pain in the ass but I like the area and gringos are rare.

I was in Lince just the other day mentioning to a friend how good the possibilities seem along Arequipa.

[Lima Busy]

The one named Kelly, is not THE Kelly. But I like Maryann.....

Suerte!

Polvo
(stop it, gimme my dick back......please.....)

Yeah, I was actually looking her (great face)as she is in MF and only noticed Kelly after!

I can't imagine being able to bait and switch that!
LB

[Polvo]

Polvo,
Check out the left sidebar on PT, is this who I think?

The one named Kelly, is not THE Kelly. But I like Maryann.....

Suerte!

Polvo
(stop it, gimme my dick back......please.....)

[Lima Busy]

Polvo,
Check out the left sidebar on PT, is this who I think?

[Polvo]

Are they dating now?

Yeah, each other!

Suerte!

Polvo

[Artisttyp]

A base of operations in Miraflores is a choice, not a necessity, and if you plan on dating multiple chicks in or around Parque Kennedy you are setting yourself up for future headaches.

Once the spy networks are established you will have less and less fun and soon you'll find yourself moving out into the sticks like I had to.

I agree but usually the girl suggests miraflores for obvious reasons. I doubt I could live in the vicinity of parque kennedy. I wouldn't want to see backpackers everyday nor would I want to get too well known. I had the same experience in the east village of new york and I felt I was living in a dorm not an apartment building.

I would consider larcomar (with an ocean view) somewhere off la costa verde for quick access to the bike route. Maybe san isidro san miguel or magdalena.

What area of lima do you live in and are you in a strategic location if you need to get somewhere ? I also like lince around the javier prado area nearing san isidro.

[Elberto]

All sound advice except I think avoiding a date in miraflores is *unavoidable. It can happen but more than likely it will either start or end near parque kennedy.

A base of operations in Miraflores is a choice, not a necessity, and if you plan on dating multiple chicks in or around Parque Kennedy you are setting yourself up for future headaches.

Once the spy networks are established you will have less and less fun and soon you'll find yourself moving out into the sticks like I had to.