Lima

[Levantaa]

Went to Tequila Rock for the first time the other night, more just to see it than anything else. I've been in Lima for about nine months now but have mostly stuck to the ample non-pro action (and a couple of Sly One's parties). I wasn't particularly hopeful given what I've heard about the place, and my expectations were fulfilled.

I showed up around 2am on a Saturday, and the guy in the security booth tried to charge me S/30 but immediately accepted a counteroffer of S/15. The place was much less crowded than I expected. Two wrinkled old ladies about my grandmother's age were dancing in lingerie on the dance floor, which was otherwise completely empty. They thankfully left never to return after about 5 minutes. A drunk guy took their place to grace us with a couple of pirouettes but soon stumbled off, whereupon the dance floor was left vacant for the remainder of my visit.

I bought a beer and sat down to survey the scene, at first with mild bemusement and quickly with a growing sense of boredom. After a few minutes I was approached by a 30-something woman with tits twice the size of my head and a gut twice as large again. The undulations of her middle regions promptly knocked my beer off the table and into my lap. She apologized and then offered to spend the night with me for $100, which I politely declined. A scrawny drug-addict-looking girl then came up and asked me why I looked so bored. Words failed me.

All in all I probably only stayed for about 45 minutes. I saw two marginally cute girls, neither of whom could induce me to leave the cold comforts of my beer-sodden chair.

I'm planning an excursion to the many ill-reputed nightclubs of the Centro (on and around Quilca and Colmena) next. Anyone who'd like to join me -- since I know I must sound like so much fun from this my first report of any substance! -- or who would just like a wingman in general, feel free to pm me.

[Lima Busy]

What ever happen to Screwed up? Anyone know of him, or if he is still in Lima he used to post on this forum a lot and post a lot of fotos.

I went out with him once to Etheria and had a great time.

Oh Christ! Thanks for reminding me I was supposed to get together with him a few weeks ago!

Anyway, He is doing great and still living in Lima. I recommend any 20-35 year olds coming in to town, to hook up with him. If your hip he might let you stay in his extra bedroom for a reasonable price.

[El Jugador]

What ever happen to Screwed up? Anyone know of him, or if he is still in Lima he used to post on this forum a lot and post a lot of fotos.

I went out with him once to Etheria and had a great time.

[Albert Punter]

Encore,

Besides fact that discussing this type of subject seems off topic, it may be also considered against forum rules.
Excerpt from Rules page:
No Trolling: Please do not post any topic that disrupts the peace and harmony of this board.

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One more questions, does anyone of the members who like to party know where to find good quality MJ or Hash?
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[Artisttyp]

This was discussed on the other board and I think the answer was "no", at least not for random strangers who post openly on public message boards.

While I'm not the forum admin or anything and certainly don't have a problem with adults doing things that don't bother others, I'm pretty sure this sort of conversation isn't the type we want to have here at ISG.

I've done some research on this topic. Peru enforces harsh penalties for drug offenses no matter what the amount is. I believe you are guilty until you can *prove your innocence. I met a couple of young guys who say that it is available in abundance but also that people are careless with their use of it. Ie. It is not uncommon to walk past people smoking in plain sight around the larcomar area overlooking the sea.

Peru is not one of those places like mexico jamaica or colombia where it's all over and more or less accepted. Peruvians in general are very conservative.

What you would be getting comes from colombia..hardly anything worth risking your well being over. Go to a pharmacy and pick up some xanax or better yet smoke some ass !

[Elberto]

know where to find good quality MJ or Hash?

This was discussed on the other board and I think the answer was "no", at least not for random strangers who post openly on public message boards.

While I'm not the forum admin or anything and certainly don't have a problem with adults doing things that don't bother others, I'm pretty sure this sort of conversation isn't the type we want to have here at ISG.

[Encore1974]

Thanks for the info on Gold's Gym and the websites.

A good alternative is jogging along the malecon (by Larcomar) in the mornings, quite a few hotties jogging as well and quite safe I'd say, there are plenty of security guards around.

One more questions, does anyone of the members who like to party know where to find good quality MJ or Hash?

Thanks a bunch,

Encore,

[Stoker Star]

I used Golds on a weekly rate. very good.

aslo just around the corner from coke street was another did not visit but looked okay

saw another just down from the macdonalds

[Member #4351]

Encore1974, if you read back on the forum you will find that the general opinion is that there are much better alternatives to the websites. If you insist on using them, at least go to perutops first and check out the opinions of the posters.

As far as a gym goes,: http://www.goldsgymperu.com/loc_miraflores.asp

Daily and weekly rates available.

[Miraflores Apt]

Does anyone of the members who are in Lima or have visited recently know a good fitness center in Miraflores area?

Thanks

Encore

There are many but the two most popular are Marriott and Golds Gym. I belong to Golds Gym (for the Pilates classes)but do not like the gym because to many Gringo's are there and it is more of a "meet market". Marriott is more popular amongst the ISG'rs living in Lima as the facilities are nicer and it is empty when the hotel crowd is not there.

[Encore1974]

there are plenty of websites in the internet like limasensual or [CodeWord900]-vip where girls advertise their services as "kinesiologas" and provide service in private apartments.

today i checked one of those sites and found a girl who had an aparment in miraflores in benavides street.

can't remember her name but the experience was to forget. the apartment was ok, clean place in a nice building, and it looks like they indeed live there. there were 4 girls.

she was not bad looking, in fact she was quite nice with big boobs and flat stomach but her attitude really sucked. totally mechanical and total lack of interest. basically she laid down there with her legs opened and let me do my thing. i lost interest, finished and left.

btw she was the one in the photos, just the photos were taken in her best angle and she didn't show her face.

100 s./ for 30 min was the damage.

if anyone has good advice on girls from websites, it would be much appreciated.

encore

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[Encore1974]

Does anyone of the members who are in Lima or have visited recently know a good fitness center in Miraflores area?

Thanks

Encore

[Lima Busy]

Socrates69, thanks for the kind words. I went to Polvos Azules yesterday a little after noon to pick up some porn DVDs. As a side note, on aisle 17 there are thousands of porn titles available for 5 soles (aprox. $1.60) each. So if any visitors enjoy porn and are sick of paying big money in their home countries, you can pick up a year´s supply while you are here. Stick them in with your dirty laundry on the way back through U.S. customs.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.

[Elberto]

just stick the necessary money in your pocket and leave the wallet at home.

This is just good advice in general in Lima. If you don't need the extra cash and credit cards and whatever else why carry it and take a chance?

[Lima Busy]

..but if you really want to go for it, just stick the necessary money in your pocket and leave the wallet at home.

I always parked on the roof and left everything in the car except for S/24 (1 for the condom/20 for the girl/3 for a soda for the watchers out front. I would then give the guy on the roof 5 soles to wash my car (actually protection money) with a clean car as a bonus!