Lima

[Member #4351]

For a month, get an apartment.

[Artisttyp]

This is why an apartment is much better than most of the hotels. (Suites is the exception). Most won´t let more than one girl in at a time; María Luisa is famous for this policy. Sushilover is paying $35 a night for a nice apt. on Pardo.

Does suites offer deals for one month and are they on a quiet street ?

[Member #2041]

Last night, while conserving my budget for another upscale encounter with one of David_33´s friends, I did some exploring of the Pizza Alley street scene. On my way to dinner, at around 8:00 PM, I saw a half dozen street girls, one of whom was eminintly do-able, a couple of others were barely marginal, and 3 that were either just scary or possible transexuals. I didn´t partake at this time, and proceeded to a Sushi place a few blocks north of the park for dinner. (Don´t remember the name, but it´s a block past the Department store north of the park, and just to the left of the gas station). Pretty bizzare, as they had the ¨bar¨ aspect down, but not the sushi part in the slightest. They looked at me like I was a Martian when I asked for some Japanese Green Tea, and they also had to improvise when I asked for some arroz blanco as this too struck them as an unusual request to accompany my sashimi and what I got was very much a latin, non-starchy rice, not the typical starchy- sticky Japanese rice. But they had pretty much every upscale liquor known to mankind and a fine mostly Argentine & Chilean wine list. Too bad this was not why I went to a Sushi bar. They were able to cut me some decent slices of fresh Tuna and Salmon for sashimi along with fresh ginger, but their wasabe was about the worst I have ever encountered - very weak. Overall, not recommended if you want a typical Sushi- Sashimi experience.

On the way back, I stopped at Pizza Alley again for some accompaniment at around 9:30. The one very doable chica was gone, and I was left with one marginally doable one, and a bunch I would have had to avoid. I negotiated the marginal one - OK face, but carrying around 15 extra kilos, down to 60 soles and took her back to my apartment. She was actually a quite spirited performer, although she was in a hurry to leave as soon as I came, so it was not a totally lost evening. But nothing like what I had experienced the night before with almost 5 hours of debauchery with one of David_33´s young friends whom he has posted in his Photo gallery recently.

[Member #4351]

This is why an apartment is much better than most of the hotels. (Suites Apart Hotel is an exception, can bring in more than one). Most won´t let more than one girl in at a time; María Luisa is famous for this policy. Sushilover is paying $35 a night for a nice apt. on Pardo.

[Dos Lunas]

Great info. exactly what I was looking for, thanks.

[Steppin Razor]

Sorry about the delay in field reporting but all my days in Cusco and Aguas Calientes yielded zero results hobby-wise. Now I am just glad to be back in Lima and at sea level again. At least I can tell friends and family back at home, my vacation to Peru was very educational and spiritual (wink! Wink! Nudge! Nudge! Know what I mean! Know what I mean! ) thanks to Machu Picchu. Upon landing at the Lima airport, my whole body felt better and after all these days of inactivity, I felt like I needed some release. A very late, hearty, and tasty breakfast at the Dove Vai Cafe in Miraflores was all the nourishment I required at the moment. It's mongering time.

Last week when I left the Finnish sauna, from my cab I saw a banos Turcos called King's Spa, right next to the big, welcoming "Lince" sign. When I asked the cab to take me there today, our communication got mixed up. I forgot the name of the street King's Spa was on so I told him I think it started with an "A. " When we drove up and down Arenales (it did not look like it was the right place), the cabbie dropped me off at a swanky looking banos Turcos called the Lions Spa. This was not the one I was thinking of, but it looked like it was nice enough. Why not have an adventure? As it turns out, I guess our hobby Gods were smiling down on me because this place turned out to be awesome, and to think, I found it by chance. This venue was absolutely posh compared to the Troca and even Cucardos. The provider choices in the afternoon were much better than one would expect. A hobbyist is truly blessed when he has a tough time deciding between so many doable femmes. During situations like this, I fall back on my pathology and choose the girl with the biggest boobs. Her name was Jade (Heidi? ) and she was 22, had long black silky hair, a lovely dark complexion, and a fabulous smile. I was sold. She asked me to meet her in room #12 upstairs. When I was in the hallway one floor up, I ran in to a masseuse with an even bigger chest. The young woman with the massive mammaries was named Catherine and I knew she would be the other half of my double feature here today. The rooms in this place are set up like any small massage parlor room and not like a bedroom as I had expected. I prefer big beds myself as they give you so many options. The small massage tables are so limited, especially for someone of a big stature who really likes to get physical and move around a lot. When Jade came in and undressed, I knew I made the right choice. She was gorgeous without her clothes. Her performance skills were also top notch, even offering extras. It was a fantastic experience, even if the playing field (I. E. The massage table) was too small for some real action.

When we finished, I relaxed in the eucalyptus scented sauna and enjoyed some drinks in their lounge area, all the while waiting for the pneumatic Catherine and making a lot of eye contact and exchanging smiles with the ladies in waiting. There is no pressure from women approaching you though. The man makes the first move here. When Catherine became available, she met me upstairs again. She had medium length curly hair, a curvy body, and was only 20, but her baby face made her look even younger. The moment her top came off, my jaw just about dropped to the floor. Seriously, she could be a cover model for Juggs magazine. Those tits were enormous. I think I was in love. Now, I really wished to have a large bed to have fun on, especially seeing those lovely mounds of flesh bouncing all over my body. We just had to make do with the massage table. When she was in bucking in cowgirl, I just about went to Heaven. Doggy worked very well also, but I just was not as visually stimulated when I cannot fully see her in all her glory. Even though it is not my thing, she was lactating. This I found out with some nipple play. For fetishists of this sort, this was the only extra she provided. I settled for the old tried and true, and it was a wonderful experience. The prices at the Lions Spa may be higher than Lima standards but you really get what you pay for, and believe me, it is well worth it.

After dinner at Mamma Lola's restaurant and a nap back at the Maria Luisa, I went to Pizza Alley to see what was happening. It was way too crowded, quite and all the touts were kind of annoying. As I was leaving, I ran in to a young (20), tall woman named Natalia and her friend Maria (? ). We walked across the street and talked quite a bit in Kennedy Park. A deal was made for a threesome and we walked back to my hotel. When we were in the lobby, the clerk said only one of the girls can go up and the other would have to wait downstairs. I never thought there would be any problems here at this hotel. Anyways, since Natalia spoke decent English, she went with me up to my suite, while Maria waited in the lobby. I felt kind of bad for her. On my bed, Natalia provided a great BBBJ introduction to the festivities. However, as we progressed, I found out why Natalia was double teaming with Maria tonight. She was on the rag. This kind of changed the terms of our deal. Would I finish with Natalia through unconventional means or send up Maria for what I really want? Decisions, decisions. When Natalia offered me option C (or in this case, the "A" option), we brokered a new deal. Natalia text messaged Maria telling her I would give her a little gratuity for her time and that she can go back to Pizza Alley. Natalia and I went back to our business, and the business was good. Verrry good. As a rule, I am not a big "A" train fan, but Natalia kind of had me changing my view. This was a most extraordinary day. I love this city.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Member #2041]

Personally, I´m in an apartment now, and it´s nice, but I am not so sure that there is much if any savings compared to a nice hotel room. An Apartment will cost you $50-60 a day, and you also have to rent for a full week in most cases, and leave a significant security deposit. I think that $60 US can buy a pretty nice guest friendly hotel room in Miraflores without those issues at either the Maria Luisa or the Las Palmas. You could also go more basic for $30-40 a night as well. In Buenos Aires, my experience was that the Apartments cost about the same as in Lima, but the hotels cost 3X as much, making an apartment a much better deal in BAires than in Lima.

[HarryFlashman]

I will be in Lima from around 22nd Nov for 10-14 days. I am looking to rent an apartment but am not sure where the best place to be is. It seems Miraflores is a popular area. What are the pros and cons of the different areas. Is Miraflores close to the action or will I spend hours in cabs?

Also anyone that wants to just hang out for a few beers or even be kind enough to do a bit of guiding feel free to post or PM me.

Cheers,

Scrivs

[Kuttappan]

Thanks to reports from LimaBusy and David, 2 of my friends and I decided to visit Lima between DEC 11 - 15. I am looking forward to meet with LimaBusy and David. I am also open to any advise from anyone who has experience in Lima.

We haven't decided on any hotel/apartments yet. We are looking to get some leads from vetaran mongers who knows Lima very well. Thank you David and Limabusy for your leads.

[Polvo]

For mass executions or to just add a "latin twist", try cutting up fresh mangos and add a dollop of sour cream (available in Wong) and then before serving sprinkle with a mixture of the undissolved crystal/sugar/cinnamon.

suerte,
LB

I thought Kool Aid was easier?

Polvo

[Lima Busy]

I'd post this question in the "Potassium Cyanide" forum. I think LimaBusy knows of a great place where you can buy potassium cyanide with a GFE.

It is quite easily attainable in Arequippa in large quantities from a mining supply company. As I only use small batches for stray cats,dogs and the occasional family execution, I prefer making my own "small batches" mixing hydrogen cyanide with potassium hydroxide. You can reduce the toxicity "to your taste" by adding small amounts of hydrogen peroxide. With animals I suggest you premix the crystals with water "highly soluble" and then add powdered milk.

With family members I suggest you mix the crystals with powdered Jello before adding the boiling water. I find it helps to add either canned peaches or fresh bananas before letting it set in the refrigerator.

For mass executions or to just add a "latin twist", try cutting up fresh mangos and add a dollop of sour cream (available in Wong) and then before serving sprinkle with a mixture of the undissolved crystal/sugar/cinnamon.

suerte,
LB

[Elberto]

I am trying to buy potassium cyanide to use in a jewelry business. Can I buy it in Peru without any legal paper from a company?

I'd post this question in the "Potassium Cyanide" forum. I think LimaBusy knows of a great place where you can buy potassium cyanide with a GFE.

[ElKarl]

I know that this question has nothing to do with the forum but I wonder if anybody can help or give feedback. Basically I am trying to buy potassium cyanide to use in a jewelry business ( starting a business in Peru). I know that here in the USA we get it through the company that I work for, since it is illegal to buy it for personal use. Can I buy it in Peru without any legal paper from a company? or do i need any legal form to purchase it. I have bought viagra without prescription from a "botica" without prescription in Lima but this is a bit more complicated, i guess.
Any feedback will help.
Thank you guys.

[Suave Gato]

Prokokiev,
Good well written series of reports! I wish more guys would write reports on the Independent casa chicas as I have always found that is were Lima shines!
Thanks,
SG

[Prokofiev]

Great report. Organized, to the point, and informative. Now, what are your thoughts and impressions on the apartment you stayed at, the restaurants, and any other trivial things that might help a first time traveler to Lima.

Appreciate your input considering your attention to detail and style of writing.

Dos

I stayed at Las Suites ApartHotel in Miraflores. I posted a report under Lima Hotels. I thought it was very good, but I have nothing to compare it to.

There are so many restaurants in Miraflores and Lima that I would not be able to give a decent recommendation. You can eat very well in this city, with lots of styles and options. I ate often at Cafe Beirut which is inexpensive - near Pizza Alley across from the chess players, but it is only one of many options. Don't worry about the food. You will be happy.

Transport is terrible in Lima. It is a very large city with no subway, rail or streetcars. You must use either micro buses or cabs, but at least the cabs are cheap. Callao (or the airport) is a long distance from Miraflores (30 min) yet it only cost 20 soles ($7). Leaving from the airport is more expensive and harder to bargain. Several legit taxi services will go to Miraflores for 45 soles. Yes, you can save $8 (maybe) by walking outside the airport proper and flagging someone down on the street, but it is not worth it, especially when arriving with luggage. No need to pay $25 for a private car pick-up service from the airport, however. Also walking in some areas is difficult because you cannot cross several important streets on foot - they are like expressways. So you need to walk 3-4 blocks out of your way to take a pedestrian overpass and then double back on the other side.

The taxis here are not metered, so every ride begins with - "Cuanto a ... ?" He sez 10s. You say 7. You pay 8 or 9. Also a cab to downtown is more expensive, 12-15 soles due to the stand-still traffic there. Despite the gringo taxi pricing, it is not worth worrying about. You might be overcharged $1 US. Big deal.


Several things to do (beside chasing women) that I would highly recommend are:


1) Huaca Pucllana Ruins - Miraflores

http://www.go2peru.com/Lim_foto06.htm

This is a 400 AD ruin of temples and a pyramid made out of adobe blocks that is only a short walk from Parque Kennedy. It's in the middle of a residencial barrio. They give you a 45 min guided tour. They also have several of the Peruvian Hairless dogs of the Incas there to pet as well as llamas and live cuy pits. Easy to do and well worth it. They also have a very nice, but expensive restaurant /bar here. Didn't eat there, only looked.


2) El Museo Larco

http://www.museolarco.org/

This is a large house museum featuring ceramics, textiles and artifacts of ancient Peru. Not huge, but very well presented and nicely arranged. Also attractive grounds and a garden area plus a restaurant with 1st class food (though I didn't eat there). It also has a "warehouse" section of pottery in storage carefully arranged from floor to ceiling which will blow your mind - enough stuff for 10 other museums.

But the star of the show here are the "erotic" ceramics. They have a special and separate building housing this stuff. Pretty wild and graphic. Starts with pottery in the form of dicks and vaginas. Then comes the fucking ceramics - arranged by positions. Then several "blowjob" displays. Also women fucking skeletons and animals. And best of all, the anal sex ceramics - finely detailed, there is no doubt it is a rear delivery. This museo gave me wood . . .


3) Bus Tour to Pachacamac

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1E1-Pachacam.html

There is a double-decker bus tour leaving near Parque Kennedy every Thursday and Saturday at 10am that gives you a brief tour of the city and then goes south of Lima to the ruins of Pachacamac. Very nice. Takes about 3 to 3.5 hours and costs 50 soles. Includes a sandwich and drink as well as the entrance fee. Very easy to do and worth $17 US. If you sit on top, be prepared for sun and wind burn.


4) Jazz Zone Music Club - Av. La Paz #656 Miraflores

http://www.jazzzoneperu.com/

If you enjoy Jazz/Latin/World music try out Jazz Zone in Miraflores not far from Parque Kennedy. 1st class musicians and a nice club. Music starts at 10pm Monday thru Saturday. Closed Sunday. Cover charge 10 to 25 soles. Drinks expensive, but good at 15-20 soles each. This is NOT a tourist place, but a club for serious fans of jazz and World music. Check it out.


5) Other Sex Option

One other possible service worth considering would be contacting David33 to set-up a date with one of his flock of chicas. I tried to do this, but my particular date fell thru. If you are not fluent in Spanish and/or want someone or something "special", I would look at his Forum thread and pictures and send him a PM. As I wrote before, there are so many possibilities in Lima that a contact person is not necessary, but it can be a good value to have the ladies pre-screened for you, especially if you looking for the wild side. Cost 200 to 300 soles total, sent to your hotel room. Yet another option . . .

Luego, -P