Lima

[Juanjo767]

Maybe you should try Las Geishas VIP in Ate. I have not been there yet but it is said to be pretty much the same as Las Sirenitas VIP, both in price and girl-quality, and is much much closer to Miraflores.

That's great advice. I did some searching online, and it is the same owner / setup / pricing as Las Sirenitas. It is also A LOT closer. I will definitely try it out, and report back.

[Jack Jericho]

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Overall, it was a good experience. However, I am hoping to find a spot that is closer to Miraflores, as that is more than a bit of a drive for me.

Maybe you should try Las Geishas VIP in Ate. I have not been there yet but it is said to be pretty much the same as Las Sirenitas VIP, both in price and girl-quality, and is much much closer to Miraflores. You can find it in Google Maps as "Geishas Santa Anita" (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ge...!4d-76.9780987) The brothel is located close to the border between Santa Anita, San Luis and Ate, so they like to make it look like it is in Santa Anita (the more upscale of those three districts) but it is actually in Ate.

I'll probably go there sometime soon to see by myself just how good (or bad) it is. I'll report here when I do. But don't wait for it since it might take me some time; I'm not going out as much these days and I'd rather go out with a known girl friend for a much longer and much more satisfactory experience (sadly also much more expensive but, what the hell, it is my time my dick and my money).

J. J.

[Juanjo767]

It is in a area that looks deserted. Not really sketchy.

Thanks for the advice, however we are going to have to agree to disagree on the sketchiness. My girl lives close to that area. She has been robbed several times, and once by gunpoint.

[Nounce]

I checked out Las Sirenitas last night, so I thought that I would provide an update. First off, it was incredibly difficult to get to Las Sirenitas from the Miraflores area.

It may be faster to take the express bus from Miraflores to final bus terminal and walk from there. It is in a area that looks deserted. Not really sketchy.

[Juanjo767]

I checked out Las Sirenitas last night, so I thought that I would provide an update. First off, it was incredibly difficult to get to Las Sirenitas from the Miraflores area. Uber kept cancelling on me over and over again. Cabify also couldn't find me a driver. I eventually found a Uber by setting the destination for a nearby hospital. I am not sure if the issue was with the destination, or the fact that the national soccer team was playing. Took about 30 minutes of trial and error to get one though.

The setup at Las Sirenitas is bizarre. This is most likely due to the law, where apparently prostitution is not illegal, but benefitting off of a prostitute is (don't quote me on that.) There are no signs that really indicate what is going on on the inside, and you really don't hear any music. The only slight indication, is that there are a lot of cars double parked in front.

In order to get into Las Sirenitas, you must purchase a ticket from some type of parking lot / auto garage up the street (same side of the street.) There is a big homemade sign on the door that says TICKETS, but you would miss it if you are not looking for it. There is no indication that the ticket is for Las Sirenitas.

Once you purchase the ticket, you present it at the door. You will probably need to knock on the door if it is closed. They do not keep the door open at Las Sirenitas.

The surrounding area is beyond sketchy. It is not well lit, everything looks sort of like it has been run down for decades, and I did not see any police. If you get attacked / robbed, you are pretty much in a no mans land, so good luck.

On the inside, there is a brief pat down by one guy, and then you give your ticket to the second guy. You cannot carry bags on the inside. If you have a bag, they have kind of a free coat check system setup. They will give you a card, and take your bag. You just hand in the card on your way out to get your bag back.

The inside is setup like a motel 6. There appears to be like 20-40 rooms. The women stand on the outside of their room when they're available. You basically walk around until you see a woman that you like. You then walk up to her, perform some sort of negotiation, and then do the deed. This is NOT an optimal way of finding the "best" woman. Highly likely that an attractive woman will be quickly scooped up by some other punter, before you even get to see her.

When not walking around, there is a large room with a bar, that has rooms for ladies along both sides. The bar sells baby size Corona's for 10 soles a pop. The night that I was there, they were playing the soccer game on the big screen tv.

The quality of the women cannot be denied. There were about 15 last night, and they were all fairly young, and most were in good shape. I only saw a couple that were too large for my tastes. Of those 2, one stayed pretty busy, so to each their own.

I ended up with a 20 year old Ecuadorian chick who looked like she was from Thailand. 50 soles ($12.21 USD at wiring) for 15 minutes? I'm not 100% sure on the time. Petite, and very attractive, however I had to do all the work. Garbage CBJ, and having her on top was uninspiring. However, how can you complain at 50 soles? Having her moan "Yo quiero leche" (I want milk) was worth the price of admission though.

Overall, it was a good experience. However, I am hoping to find a spot that is closer to Miraflores, as that is more than a bit of a drive for me.

[Jack Jericho]

When I was in Lima in January not even the major online websites (placeresdelperu, kinetops etc.) were running, and the girls I tried to Whatsapp either didn't reply or acted like bots. Now things seem to have resorted to normal as far as the websites are concerned. Can someone confirm things have been picking up? I don't want to waste girls' time and mine by contacting them in advance. Girls hate to get trolled from abroad.

Placeresdelperu and Kinestops are up and running, as well as putasperu, kinescomplacientes, prostivedettes and some others. But the absolute number one site nowadays is photokinesiologas.

J. J.

[XXL]

When I was in Lima in January not even the major online websites (placeresdelperu, kinetops etc.) were running, and the girls I tried to Whatsapp either didn't reply or acted like bots. Now things seem to have resorted to normal as far as the websites are concerned. Can someone confirm things have been picking up? I don't want to waste girls' time and mine by contacting them in advance. Girls hate to get trolled from abroad.

[GhostRecon]

Is anyone on the ground here in Lima? No a lot of reporting going on.

[Jack Jericho]

Went to this building, which is in a decent and safe area, around 7 PM, after reading Hermanodeleche.com. There is a big green gated door with an intercom for the 20 apartments. The forum says 5, 6, 11,12, 15-20 are occupied. Rang 17 and they buzzed the door. As I went up, another guy was coming out of the hallway where 17 and 18 are. I asked him where he came from and I thought he pointed to 18. I could hear voices in 17, but I hit the doorbell on 18. A woman in her 30's let me in and took me to a room. She was skinny with dark hair but not attractive. I asked if there was another chica. She said yes and then sent in Mia. I knew I had hit the jackpot as soon as I asked her age- 18 she said with a smile. She asked mine and then giggled at my answer. Mia is cute- only about 5 feet tall, be cup, but thin. A great attitude and smile. Though she seemed fairly new to her new profession, she definitely knew what to do. Everything was covered and the highlight was in prone. Her whimpers and squeals let me know I was hitting the right spot. For 30 and 60 minutes, I was quoted 100 and 150. Hermanodeleche says 80 and 120, so maybe I got charged the gringo rate. No matter, Mia is recommended and I will definitely repeat.

Congratulations! Good find!

The place is at Av. Arenales andº 2084, to be precise.

Also I checked the forum and the prices quoted are 80 for 20 minutes, 100 for 30 minutes and 150 for 60 minutes; so you were not gringo-taxed.

J. J.

[Stinger]

Went to this building, which is in a decent and safe area, around 7 PM, after reading Hermanodeleche.com. There is a big green gated door with an intercom for the 20 apartments. The forum says 5, 6, 11,12, 15-20 are occupied. Rang 17 and they buzzed the door. As I went up, another guy was coming out of the hallway where 17 and 18 are. I asked him where he came from and I thought he pointed to 18. I could hear voices in 17, but I hit the doorbell on 18. A woman in her 30's let me in and took me to a room. She was skinny with dark hair but not attractive. I asked if there was another chica. She said yes and then sent in Mia. I knew I had hit the jackpot as soon as I asked her age- 18 she said with a smile. She asked mine and then giggled at my answer. Mia is cute- only about 5 feet tall, be cup, but thin. A great attitude and smile. Though she seemed fairly new to her new profession, she definitely knew what to do. Everything was covered and the highlight was in prone. Her whimpers and squeals let me know I was hitting the right spot. For 30 and 60 minutes, I was quoted 100 and 150. Hermanodeleche says 80 and 120, so maybe I got charged the gringo rate. No matter, Mia is recommended and I will definitely repeat.

[Jockey16]

Do you have a thing for helping?

You can help this sweetheart.

[KindAn]

Just a report from 2019 (hah! Remember those days.) on El Trocadero. One of the best places I've visited, in terms of quality of women how attractive they are, genuine, nice, etc, price, etc etc. Met three people there and had a great time, took some numbers and have actually kept chatting to two of them since. Both were Venezuelan, and would normally cost $150-$200 in any European city, easily. Would highly recommend it; although Peru is quite rare a travel.

[Jack Jericho]

Is El Trocadero open?

Sorry, no. It's not.

[Artisttyp]

Is El Trocadero open?

[Jockey16]

A cutie with all those traits. You just have to meet her.