Lima

[Juan Carter]

There are plenty of YouTube videos on these chongos, just do a search. Here is Part One of Two from an interesting TV news report on Las Cucardas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjqlzessvUg

For those of you who read Spanish, here is a local Lima forum dedicated entirely to Cucardas, the Troc and some I'll try on my next trip
http://www.quetalfaenon.com/foro

I know the season isn't perfect but it looks like I may be able to schedule my next Peru trip for July or August. Your comments and suggestions about an off-season trip would be appreciated. I'm not much of a beach guy anyway, but I know I'll miss the summertime eye candy.

[Srslice]

Sorry, I beg to differ. Airport taxis are a ripoff. Save yourself some shells by trying to locate a street taxi dropping off a passenger. There is supposed to be a law that street taxis can only drop off, but I almost always find one willing to pickup! I never pay more than S/23-25 to get to Miraflores. Considering most of the taxi service companies charge S/40-50 and sometimes in DOLLARS, you'd be nuts to pay these prices. I'd rather tip a girl (or pay a little extra) for good service(s) rather than some taxi driver.

Also many hotels have a transfer shuttle or service that is not advertised. Often much cheaper (and safer if that is your concern). Ask at your hotel.

Just ask the hotel to arrange a taxi for you. I never try to save money on airport transfers. You have everything on you.

Be cheap with the girls not the airport taxi's.

[Artisttyp]

I haven't seen anything here reporting why there seems to be a problem with taxis that can enter the airport or drop you off outside.

The city of Callao and the airport have instituted a taxi "id" that actually requires taxis that operate within the limits of Callao have a formal identification.

The id is a plastic card issued with the photo of the driver. I don't know what the requirements are to obtain the card, but if the driver doesn't have it he is NOT allowed to enter the airport. In addition, if the driver happens to be stopped within the limits of Callao and doesn't have the id he can be fined.

Just one more question to ask when you are going to the airport. "Can the driver enter the airport?"

Just ask the hotel to arrange a taxi for you. I never try to save money on airport transfers. You have everything on you.

Be cheap with the girls not the airport taxi's.

[FlyingAce]

I haven't seen anything here reporting why there seems to be a problem with taxis that can enter the airport or drop you off outside.

The city of Callao and the airport have instituted a taxi "id" that actually requires taxis that operate within the limits of Callao have a formal identification.

The id is a plastic card issued with the photo of the driver. I don't know what the requirements are to obtain the card, but if the driver doesn't have it he is NOT allowed to enter the airport. In addition, if the driver happens to be stopped within the limits of Callao and doesn't have the id he can be fined.

Just one more question to ask when you are going to the airport. "Can the driver enter the airport?"

[Abril]

Went back again, when all was said and done, in spite of the help from Sly. It ended up being easier for me as I was short on time, and not in possession of the map that was indicated to me. Again, thank you for all the help, Sly.

I returned with hope of meeting up with Tatiana again, but alas, Wednesday was her day off. So, I briefly spoke with 2 girls who I had talked the previous Friday, but one was not very attractive to me, and the other was a little too thin for my liking, though very cute, and a nice memory. I would probably give her a try some other time under other circumstances.

Ended up chatting up Belen, who speaks a fair amount of English, really, through classes, movies, and music. She was a sweetie who liked to talk, and was soft but not thick in any way. She had nice breasts, and she was generally very nice. Quite intelligent, a product of an Argentine father and a Limeña.

She did a nice job, though when I left, I was wishing that Tatiana had not had the day off. There was something about her -- naivete? Not in it for the long haul? Belen seemed a bit harder, even though she was sweet, really.

R&V is just very nice as far as their attention to you goes. Everybody is nice there, right down to the jizzmoppers! I think it's a place I will need to stop every time I go back. Hopefully Tatiana will be there the next time I go to Lima, though who knows when that will be.

Also went by TR, by the way. Mostly a good time, but it sure seemed pricier than the last time I was there. Didn't leave with anyone, but boy is there a mixed bag of possibilities there! Something for everybody's pleasure.

[Xpartan]

OK. Let me tell you right of the bat I don’t have healthy respect for chronology. So it’s not a blow by blow. Sorry.

FIRST, THE GOOD STUFF.

My mongering activities were a bit limited this trip since I "managed" to contract a very bad intestinal bug in Lima which took a lot of time to run its course. First time, something that bad happened to me during my travel. But anyhow…

First cudos to David. The guy is the savior. Due to his assistance I was able to just sit back and relax instead of having to dig this chaotic metropolis in search of carnal pleasure. He sent three girls down my way and not a single dud among them! They were different, but all were fresh, young and eager to please. Per David’s request who wanted to keep them extra anonymous, I’ll call them A, B, and C.

S-ta A. Beautiful face, a couple of extra pounds here and there, but still a very good body. That girl was a little shy and passive, but she did absolutely everything she was told. Sucking, licking, different positions, CIM, playing in Jacuzzi, got off at least three times (she, not me unfortunately). I didn’t ask for anal, so don’t know if it was on the menu, but she was so willing to please that I don’t think it would’ve been a problem.

S-ta B. Totally different. Also a couple of extra pounds she could live without, and the face that’s not as nice as A’s, but what a load of fun. Very feisty. Very self-confident. Took initiative immediately, kept telling me funny stories about her family, not giving a fuck whether I understand it or not, even making fun of my atrocious Spanish. In sack very responsive. Did everything she was supposed to and everything I asked. Again, don’t know about anal, never asked.

S-ta C. Highlight of my trip. Very different from both of them. David warned me that she might turn into a lunatic after a few drinks, but I didn’t have a chance to find out. Very slim, tall, with small breasts, with legs that won’t quit, always ready to giggle—and I know it sounds like a bad thing but for whatever strange reason it was not. Fresh and light yet very experienced, did an excellent BJ and licking; alas, she was the only one whom I doubt I was able to get off, even though she did all the right sounds, but hey: when it’s not meant to be, it’s not to be.

Took her to Larcomar for a meal afterwards, so what fancy restaurant she chose to go to? But of course KFC! I somehow managed never to set my foot inside of KFC for 18 years I’ve lived in the States, but here I am: in gastronomical capital of Latin America, almost at midnight, eating fried fucking chicken with french fries. And then you gotta see how she was eating it: mixed chili, mayonnaise and ketchup in one weird paste and ate her $5 meal with such gusto! Again, what a pleasure watching her eat that mess.

I have this weird personality disorder. I begin planning my trip several months in advance. Research, copy and paste travel reports, all nine yards. And then I arrive at the spot and throw all the plans out of window. This trip was no exception. There are so many distractions: a cute little restaurant, a souvenir store, some easy errands that take hours instead of 10 minutes to complete.

What I’m trying to say is that I didn’t always manage to call David beforehand, but he always came through for me anyways. Thanks a lot, David.

Another unplanned adventure. We’re having a dinner at one of those ocean view restaurants at Larcomar when 2 young girls walk past and giggle. Since I didn’t believe it was my inner beauty that attracted those young things, I immediately checked my fly but it was close, so I suspected something else was up. We’d already decided we’d take it easy that day, so we stay put, finish the meal and get out. At the base of the stairs there are the same girls who are now smiling at us again. We smile back in silence and walk upstairs and guess what: they follow. Well, there is only so much a guy can take. Asked for $100 each, then quickly agreed on S. 450 to both of them for a couple of hours. Took them back to the apartment, fired up the Jacuzzi. Surprisingly the girls seemed to have quite a good time. We certainly did. There was nothing GFE about those girls, but they were enthusiastic and willing to please (at least my girl, because my buddy is not a team player and refused to share). After about 1.5 hours she gave me a very deep French kiss and checked a few times that I had her number.

I also visited R&V twice. Had Babel (the only English-speaking there) and Marina. Don’t get me wrong. It’s a decent place for quick and inexpensive relief, but quite honestly I don’t get the hype. First of all—no stunners. All girls are in the 6-7 range. Second, there is nothing magical about their massage or HJ technique: my Chinese provider in Brooklyn does a much better massage and a happy ending that is mind-blowing compared to that one. Yes, it has nicer facilities, costs half as much and my Chinese girl does not lick me all over, but unless I missed something important, I do not find the hype warranted. Although, both girls who serviced me did do CBJ, and first even did a short BBBJ in the sauna, so it’s definitely on the menu. I’ll probably go there again when I’m in Lima, just without all those unrealistic expectations. It ain’t no tantric, baby!

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OK, that’s it for the good stuff. The rest is just my first-timer observations of Lima. They might be useful if you’re just planning your first visit.

SIM CARD

Anyone who reads this forum knows there are shitloads of places on Larco where you can buy a sim card for your cell. What you might not know is that on Sunday everything is closed except maybe a couple of places such as Metro supermarket and some stand at a bank which name I don’t recall. And then Murphy law kicks in, and the sales clerks in both places will be on lunch which can last for hours.

Me (in horrific Castellano): Excuse me, when is the Claro girl coming back?
Another female clerk: An hour.
Me: You sure?
She: Maybe two hours?

I go on a city bus tour: still without a working cell and on arrival to Centro I manage to buy a fucking chip. But guess what: the chip guys don’t sell phone cards, so now I have a working phone without the ability to make calls. I check other stores nearby, but no one there sells them. I only managed to buy a phone card in Larcomar, upon return to Miraflores, so the whole process took about 8 hours.

So if you have to buy a Sim card or a phone on Sunday, head straight to Metro and avoid lunch hours.

ADAN SPA

About 20-25 minute walk from my apartment. It’s a very good place to relax and kill a few hours. Has steam and dry, a small pool, a Jacuzzi, and TV rooms upstairs with very comfortable recliners, where you can order drinks and some basic food. I liked the facilities, but did not partake in anything there. $80 soles for a half body massage and $200 soles for a short session with a pro. No thanks, though the programma girls were very attractive! The admission was cheap, but the girl on the reception tried to pad the bill.

CITY OF LIMA

People love comparing Lima to Rio. Well, it’s just ridiculous. First, comparing Lima to Rio is fundamentally unfair. Rio doesn’t have Humboldt. I think with the cards Lima was dealt she did great. Miraflores is beautiful. The food is to die for. I enjoyed just walking all over the place. Would’ve enjoyed even more if not for insane pollution, but still… The center of the city is worth exploring, too. Nice streets, markets, outdoor cafes. Needless to say, I didn’t even scratch the surface.

TAXIS

The traffic is truly chaotic. Most cars are totally beat up, and they drive like lunatics without cutting the slightest slack to each other. Plenty of Russian cars from the 80s and 90s. I owned one of those back in the 80s (I’m from Russia originally) and it was like meeting old friends, LOL.

Lima is the only place in the world I’ve been to, where I was truly scared for my life riding in a cab. I’m not really a timid driver; but I kid you not: those guys are real hardcore. On the other hand, they seem to be more courteous to pedestrians than each other. In Rio, drivers play cat and mouse with pedestrians. Seriously.

Another thing about Lima cabbies: they don’t know shit about where they are going. Give them an exact address, give them a street cross, a local landmark, and they still get lost. For fuck’s sake: I’m not asking for GPS, but one-time investment in a good map wouldn’t be such a bad idea, considering the size of that city. Another thing that annoyed me to no end was that you have to beg them to ask pedestrians for directions: they prefer just driving around, burning very expensive gas and hoping to hit a jackpot! Jesus!

Despite that annoyance, we took taxis everywhere, so cheap they are. Granted, we split the cost, but still: with the gas as expensive as in the States, taxis are probably the best bargain in Lima. I had only 2 bad experiences. One was with the Taxi Green from the airport, who couldn’t find our building and started yelling at us like it was our fault. No problem: all it took was to yell back at that asshole.

Another one we grabbed early morning for the airport. When we negotiated he told us that he was not allowed to enter the airport, but I didn’t catch that at the moment. So he brings us to the airport and tells us to get out. We are bewildered, and then it downs on me what he was babbling about earlier. Since we have plenty of baggage, we are not particularly happy to walk with all that shit. Luckily, there is another cab standing at the gates, who kindly agreed to take us to the terminal for whopping 5 soles. A rip off, yes, but still less than 2 bucks.

Just for the future references: what’s the deal with all that? Since cabs are not regulated in Lima, how do they know which ones are “worthy” of admission?

FOOD

Oh, man! In one week in Lima, I only had one boring meal at Roma or something in Larcomar. Not bad, but dull. Restaurants I especially liked are: Tanta, Astrid and Garson, Haiti, a seaside place in Larcomar (don’t remember) and Beirut, though I suspect that it was a shrimp cocktail in Beirut that gave me really bad shit runs for the next 10 days.

HEALTH ISSUES

On the 6th day in Lima, I caught a bug: intense diarrhea, fever, and really bad muscle pain. That night, I probably slept about 30 minutes, but we’d already bought bus tickets to Paracas the day before, so next morning we went for a trip to Ballestos Islands. Just heed my warning and DON’T GO! It’s a genuine tourist trap. After a bumpy boat ride which turned my ass into a fucking drum, I felt really bad, so I found a small hostal and paid them 30 soles to sleep a few hours before our bus ride back to Lima. I couldn’t eat anything at all. Next morning we flew to Cusco and then caught a train to Machu Picchu. The condition eased up a little but nevertheless, it lasted for several days. A few days later when we got to Olyanta, I came to the local clinic and they gave me an antibiotic, I think, Amixicilina or something, which I took for the next several days. I thought it fixed the problem, but after I came back home, the diarrhea returned with the vengeance. I came to the hospital, and they told me it would clear out on its own, and it did! They also told me that it was a virus and I shouldn’t have taken antibiotic to begin with. Go figure!

All in all: will I come back? Certainly! I did miss termas and beaches of Rio, but come on: Lima is in a league of its own. It has a lot to offer, and it’s still very affordable. I only hope that David will extend his generosity for my next trip. Cheers!

[Mr Enternational]

I arrived in Lima last night. I was supposed to stay the first night with a chick I know who lives in Chorrillos but she didn´t answer the phone when I called so I came to my regular spot in Lince. Today she said that something is wrong with her phone and it doesn´t ring sometimes. (So why the hell didn´t she try to call me? I swear I don´t understand these chicas most of the time.) But she will come over in the morning.

I checked in to my spot and paid my 35 soles. Que pena that the price changes to 80 soles on the weekends. I haven´t decided if I will stay or look for another place early tomorrow. After checking in I went to get some broaster wings from Miami Chicken next to the casino.

On my way back there were some skanky SWs on the corner of the 19th block of Arequipa. When I passed one asked me if I wanted to fuck. Don´t mind if I do but how much is this action going to set me back? 50 soles she responded. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the 30 soles change I had after eating. The problem is that I only have 30 soles. No problem she said.

I was right in front of my hotel but I asked her if she had a room. No way I´m bringing a skank up. Only non-pros get that privilege. We walked to a spot about a block and a half up. She rang the bell like someone was after her and finally an old fat guy came to the door. We went in and I gave her the 30 soles. She gave him 10 and we went to the room. The rest was history.

I went back to my room to take a shower and get ready for bed. I left my phone on because I was sure that the non-pros who I had texted to let them know I had arrived would be calling first thing in the morning. I was right. The first call came at 8:05am. I was sleeping good so I told her to call me back in the afternoon. When she called back we agreed to meet at Pizza Street at 7:30pm.

The next call was at 8:09am. My Lima GF. There is no way I was answering that. After all she did not even know I was coming. But how could I play it off seeing that my phone had already rang without going straigt to voicemail? I ended up calling her in the afternoon and she did not answer. When she called me back she said she was in a meeting and was now at a Mother´s Day celebration her job was having in Miraflores. Good I thought.

At 7pm she called to see where I was because she was on her way. Dammit. Now I have to find lies to tell the one who is meeting me at 7:30 and my doctor girl who is leaving work early to come see me. But I will never forget who butters my bread so later I will tell them that I was sleep or something.

My GF ended up leaving at 11:40 so at 11:41 I was on the phone telling the people who I had stood up that I was asleep and had just awaken. I got cursed out every which way. Not to worry though. They will be back on the train tomorrow when they cool down.

[Bronecki]

I've rented an appartment in Miraflores; David was kind enough to agree to set me up with some of his friends. Me: late 20s, European, no Spanish.

Day 1: Curb crawl

Maria was supposed to show up, but did not. David's at the opposite end of the globe, so I'm on my own. My horniness level was peaking, so I ended up walking around Miraflores soon after dusk, looking for about anything with a pussy and no fur.

After a long walk around (nada, nada, nada; are there any particular spots / hours where the putas stand?), I was back at the Kennedy Park. Have noticed one puta; she smiled and asked for 200 sol for 1 hour. She was around 30 and had a belly, so I passed (she was willing to negotiate, but I didn't want to risk a crappy service).

Next one: also a belly, but much younger (early 20s); 100 sol/1h. I wasn't really into it, so I stopped at an internet cafe to check if David is awake; no luck, so we took a taxi back to my appartment.

During the ride I felt a bad vibe from the puta. The taxi driver didn't have change from a twenty; she paid the fare and snatched the bill. In the appartment, she started to project more of the bad vibe and asked for the money up front. I figured it's going to be disgusting, and asked her to get lost... she didn't like that. I had to force her out; there were threats ("do you want a scandal? with the police?" - lol, like I care), lots of shouting and kicking at the door. The building security took care of it afterwards... if they're reading this, thanks and please accept my apologies; won't happen again.

Ugh, what a crappy evening. I've scanned the forum for hints on places in Miraflores, have found nothing, gave up, got myself drunk, went to sleep.

Day 2: Suzie

Two minutes before the scheduled time she texts me she'll be late. ~40 minutes later, a young (22 y/o?) 6 shows up. Large breasts, nice face, devil in the eyes, boa shawl, a bit of a belly (no fat on her except for that). Understands a little English and tries to learn more.

We start with a drink, some porn and a long makeout session on the couch; she's good at it. I got her off orally, then proceeded with the main course. Blowjob skills: average, but that's to be expected for her age. Two pops, two hours. I might be able to do more if she tried, but she's rather passive: if it's up, she'll fuck it, but she won't help.

Ass: a definite "no, never".

After she left, I noticed an open window in another room... I wonder if the neighbours have appreciated our performance, she was loud. :-)

Overall: good time.

Day 3: Cindy

10 minutes late, a very short cutie shows up. No boa shawl this time, but an alike looking scarf. Gorgeous firm tits, see the photos. Not considering her height, her body is smoking hot: 8-9/10. Face: pretty enough. She'd probably look prettier without the makeup. No English, but very familiar with Google Translate.

She didn't want any alcohol; after 20 minutes of Google chit-chat and makeout session, we proceeded to the copulation room. A long 69 (blowjob skills below average, even considering her age), main course: she's shallow, had difficulties taking my full length, so I was very gentle with her. One pop and 50 minutes later, she went to take a shower and refused further cooperation, despite me being very ready for further action.

Ass: my finger has slipped in easily (after lubrication); my impression is that she has the capability, but there was a "no" and complete lack of appreciation for my kind gesture. ;-)

Some chit-chat after she got dressed; she requested a small Margarita after I mentioned it. After ~30 minutes of that, she left: her sister and nephew are waiting.

Overall: a good single pop. But I was ready for two more, so you can figure out the rating yourself. Attitude.

To be continued...

Big thanks to David. Without his help, my time in Lima would have been quite dull.

I might be mistaken, but both girls don't seem like pros; rather part-timers with some experience. There are personalities behind the "ooh, I'm such a puta, I fuck foreigners for money in my spare time" masks, but I couldn't get there.

PS: supplements. First time I've tried these. Corsenile (sidenafil) doesn't seem to be working for me. David suggests Maca Andina 4 times a day and regular Cialis; will try.

PPS: if you want discretion, ask David to ask the girls to lose the boa shawls and go easy on the makeup; doesn't make them sexier, just whorish. The reception workers already know who my guests are; my Spanish tutor has mentioned she got some looks... but she didn't figure out why. :-D

[Lima Busy]

I had seen that info, I suppose, though I really am not THAT familiar with Lima, so since I am housed in Miraflores, I was curious if there was something closer than the Interbank location. Not that that is that far away, mind you. But it seems that #2 is somewhere here in Miraflores...

Thanks for your response, though! It is a help!

The nicest place (facilities) in Miraflores is "Adan" on Calle Arica across from "Britannia" which has the worst facilities in Miraflores.

[Sly One]

I had seen that info, I suppose, though I really am not THAT familiar with Lima, so since I am housed in Miraflores, I was curious if there was something closer than the Interbank location. Not that that is that far away, mind you. But it seems that #2 is somewhere here in Miraflores...

Thanks for your response, though! It is a help!

Try a Map:

Hope this helps you...has the location of all the places you might want and more ?

http://www.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&...,0.181274&z=13

Coutesy of Shadowman and Perutops

Sly

[Abril]

I had seen that info, I suppose, though I really am not THAT familiar with Lima, so since I am housed in Miraflores, I was curious if there was something closer than the Interbank location. Not that that is that far away, mind you. But it seems that #2 is somewhere here in Miraflores...

Thanks for your response, though! It is a help!

[Sly One]

Howdy.

Are either of the smaller R&Vs closer to Miraflores than the one by Interbank? Just thinking of a different place for a little variety tomorrow. I imagine all the costs and such are the same? Hasn't been much posted on them in a while. Hopefully someone knows something?

1 Relax & Vida #1

Av. Carlos Villarán No, 121 Santa Catalina (directly in front of Interbank which you can see from freeway. Tel: 265-5370, Hours: Mon-Sun 10a. M-10pm

S/80 front desk and S/50 tip to the girl

http://www.Geocities.com/relax_y_vida

2 Relax & Vida #2

Av Nicolas Arriola, 290, Miraflores

(No sign or description on the building just an iron security gate)

S/60 front desk and S/50 tip to the girl

3 Relax & Vida #3

Ave. Santa Catalina 021 (4to Piso Alt. Cdra. Av. 9 Canada)

Tel: 472-4361

S/80 front desk S/50 tip to girl Note: Relax & Vida locations offer hand jobs and blow jobs with the massage. Full service is not offered but I understand sometimes can be had; it just depends on the girl and your connection with her.

Hope this helps?

Sly

[Abril]

Howdy.

Are either of the smaller R&Vs closer to Miraflores than the one by Interbank? Just thinking of a different place for a little variety tomorrow. I imagine all the costs and such are the same? Hasn't been much posted on them in a while. Hopefully someone knows something?

[Chuday]

World cup is coming up. We can always talk about football aka soccer I have learnt quite a bit of spanish and shall prepare accordingly before the next trip.

David is right and so are you. Thanks for your advice. This board is a knowledge goldmine.

I second these comments. To have a good time in Spanish speaking countries you do not need to know fluent spanish. Usually the girls are total GFE and they will take care of you. Besides what are you going to talk about her life and yours, the weather?
Just learn some simple spanish words and it should be enough. There is always sign language to fall back on.
IMHO even fluent english speaking girls I have been with in other countries are not regular conversationalists. Unless it is your GF there is nothing much to talk about topicwise.

[Chuday]

It is actually not a bad idea. I have picked up a lot of spanish words and next time I will plan accordingly. Knowing a little spanish will definately make life easier in/around lima.

Thanks

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say life would have been easier if you spoke some Spanish? It is a Spanish-speaking country, after all. It's one of the easiest languages to learn since the pronunciation rules are very consistent. It does have a lot of tenses (compared to English) but just learning the simple present tense will take care of the vast majority of situations.