Lima

[CoffeeMat]

Trip Report: Geisha Academy and Kinestops.

I spent some days in Lima during the summer season over there and I would like to share my personal experience.

A typical summer day in Lima: the weather was warm and constant, between 70 F in the morning and 80-85 F at noon, with humidity around 70%-90's%.

Wear short sleeves and short pants. Dress comfortable and drink lots of water. I was chugging 2 lts. Of water daily!

All rates / donations are in local currency, except if noted with a $ sign for USD currency.

I am adding a table with equivalent values for either hotel expenses or escort rates, FX rate was 3. 80.

PEN USD.

Hotel S / 35 $9.

S / 50 $13.

S / 100 $26.

S / 130 $34.

Escort S / 160 $42.

S / 200 $53.

S / 220 $58.

S / 420 $111.

S / 450 $118.

GEISHA academy: Very easy to contact them via Whatsapp. I just told them whom I wanted based on pics and scores available on their site, and asked them about their time slot availability, either in the AM or PM. I booked Veronica with them and set up a date on my own with Alessia.

Veronica: we scheduled the night before for a 9 am appt the next day. Girl arrived at 10 am, she was the girl from pics but with extra weight. Thick thighs and some signs of cellulitis on legs. First impression is very important to me, and I did not like how Veronica presented herself when I opened the door: wearing everyday clothes, blue jeans, a tank top and sneakers, no makeup, but clean and fresh though.

Veronica was courteous but I felt there was not that much connection. She was more focused on watching music videos on TV than keeping small talk. 2-HR appointment for a total damage of $180: CBJ, CFS, DATY, cowgirl, doggy, mish. 3 pops in total. My score 5/10.

Would I repeat? No, due to lack of punctuality, I wasted 1 hour in the morning, pics were not accurate.

Alessia: pictures on the website are dated, probably from 2021. Booked a 1. 5 HR appointment with her directly (not with the escort agency) and she arrived on time. She did not look like the last time I saw her around 1 year ago. She looked like she just had woken up. When I opened the door, she went straight to the bathroom to shave her legs and take a shower. WTF!

She was not ready, the action began 25-30 minutes later and she had many rules: vaginal sex only, no fingering, no oral sex, limited to light kissing, very conventional. When we switched to doggy, I noticed her saggy butt. I think the worst part was that her moaning was fake, like acting in a porn movie! Damage was PEN 450. My score 4/10.

The girl was fun to talk to, but she could keep the conversation going during the whole duration of the appointment; but again, I would not repeat because of the low return on my investment, in my opinion.

I was disappointed with the girls from Geisha Academy this time, and I would not contact that agency in the future. In my book, Veronica and Alessia did not qualify as VIP or A1. The type of service I received was not worth the amount of money I spent on those two chicks. There are better options out there. After those two experiences, one thing name came to my mind: Jack Jericho, whom I had the honor to meet in person, mentioned to me that he did not trust the escort agencies and that he preferred to deal with independent girls instead. I should had listened to him, smh. ! Anyways, it is part of the hobby, I guess.

KINESTOPS.

I had good results with girls in an apartment located in San Borja and with an escort in Lince.

San Borja. There is an apartment in San Borja with several girls. I ended up meeting 3 girls on different days. The apartment has maybe 2 or 3 rooms, and at least one room has AC.

Day 1: Met Mariana, petite size, very cute face, small and perky boobs, spinner type. Trust me, the pictures on the website do not do her justice; she looked much better in person. GFE treatment, lots of kissing and hugs. Score 7/10. Paid 160 for hhr.

Day 2: Met Fanny, height around 5'4-5'5, small boobs. DFK right off the bat. Everything was covered. No fingering, but DATY was allowed. I had a good time. I wanted to point out how she could squeeze her pelvic muscles to grab my cock inside her pussy, it was so tight, wow! We ended up talking about how her first boyfriend popped her cherry! Score 8/10. Paid 200 for HR.

Day 3: Met Marianella, 5'5-5'6, very nice body, GFE all the way. A lot of hugging and DFK; she made sure I was having a good time. Score 7/10. Paid the HR donation at 200.

The main advantages of this place for me were:

You maximize your time if you are in a rush, let's say if you only have 1 HR-2 hrs to spare. You go to the place, see all the girls, and pick the chick based on what you see. No bait-and-switch.

You do not need to pay any extra for a hotel room.

Escorts that I met there were hot, young and fresh, girl-next-door type. Age around 20-24. They like to please and enjoy sex (or at least pretend to); everything was covered and they could keep a good conversation. The chicks were into it from start to finish.

Lince: I scheduled with Bianka from Kinestops twice. I felt we had a great connection since the first time I met her. GFE treatment all the way, YOU are her priority, honestly. She is very cute and takes care of her physical appearance. She dresses nice, wearing short skirts or mini dresses, sexy lingerie, manicure and pedicure on point. Alpha girl on bed and even Greek is included on the menu.

Lots of kissing and teasing at the beginning, then she switches to CBJ. DATY and fingering are allowed. We did several positions: 69, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, mish, doggy. She was wet and TIGHT as fuck. One of the most exciting moments in one of our encounters was when she came: rolling eyes, facial expression, moaning and her vaginal discharge changing from clear to milky white! Donation rates were 220 for 1-HR or 420 for a 2-HR appointment.

Did I mention that she likes sex? YMMV, but if you treat her right, you will have a great time. She was punctual when setting up appointments. Bianka is a very professional escort, and it appears that she likes what she does. She is one of my ATFs. Score 9/10.

Additional logistics information.

Communication.

I used Whatsapp to contact Geisha Academy and the escorts from Kinestops.

Lince Hotels.

This is a comparison of the two hotels I stayed at.

Kai Killari: small room with large bed, floor and walls were dirty, no AC, no ventilators. Cost was 50 for 6 hrs. Please avoid this place. Imagine being in a room with poor ventilation and internal temperature around 80 FS, the escort arrives and you greet her with your sweaty hands, not to mention that I was sweating from my forehead and back!

Quadrum- regular room: clean mid-size room, with AC, bigger than Killari. Price was 100 for 6 hrs.

Quadrum- suite with jacuzzi. Large room, with AC. This room was 130 for 6 hrs.

Note on their room service: I ordered food once and paid 35 for an entree and a smoothie. Food was delicious! They have their own kitchen on site.

Moving around.

I used UBER to move around the city. Miraflores, San Isidro, Lince and San Borja are very close to each other. An Uber ride is 15-20 min from Miraflores to Lince; and 20-25 minutes from Miraflores to San Borja. Expect to pay around PEN 10-15 per ride.

Currency exchange.

Do not buy PEN at the Lima Airport. You get the best rates at the "Casas de Cambio", which are everywhere in the city.

Payment to escorts.

Pay cash in PEN to avoid any confusion or misunderstanding.

[Infamousss]

Where's all the action to be had during the day?

[Jack Jericho]

It all started on January 10th when, in one of his Telegram accounts, it was announced that the administration had decided to put Las Cucardas up for sale. Later, it was learned that the brand "Las Cucardas" had become free. That seemed to mark the end of the story, until last Saturday when, suddenly and without prior notice, the place reopened.

The large sign with the name "Las Cucardas" has been removed and the premises have been repainted. Confirmed reports are that there were only a few (5 or 6) girls working, the entrance cost was 10 soles and the girls charged 50 soles, but that was to be only temporary. As the place got renovated and more (and better) girls became available, the price was set to return to pre-Covid levels, ie 20 soles for admission and 80 soles for the girls.

According to the last reliable report that I have, as of yesterday the place still did not have an official name, it opened at 5:00 pm but the girls began to show up at around 6:00 pm, there were about 15 girls, the entrance fee remained at 10 soles and the girls, free to charge whatever they wanted, were asking for anything from 50 to 100 soles; none of them, according to my source, worth the asked price.

Club workers (men) say they are currently on a "trial run" and that a grand reopening, under the new name and with a full complement of girls, is planned in a week or two; Although, for the moment, only the ground floor (first floor in Peru) will reopen; the first floor (second floor in Peru) will remain closed pending renovation. I guess the new management will want to wait and see how the business goes before investing more.

JJ.

Disclaimer: The attached photos are not mine but downloaded from the Perutops forum.

[YoukPak]

My friend Melissa has just sent me this pic. She wants to share it with you.

Hi, I will be in Lima next month. Would like to get in touch with some of your friends. Please let feel free to PM me and we can talk more.

Thanks.

[Jack Jericho]

Thank you Jack for the info. Will do.
where are El Harem and Bambu located? Not finding them in the google maps

Let's see. Bambu is in Av. Diagonal 344, Miraflores, in the second floor.

El Harem is in Av. Paseo de la Repblica 4939, Surquillo. They like to say they are in Miraflores but they actually are in the Surquillo side of Av, Paseo de La Republica.

Both places open late. 10:00 pm or so. But nothing really happens before midnight.

J. J.

[Sean EZ]

As somebody rightly pointed out SA / seeking is a mess here. Most girls are in 23-26 age range, then you ask them on WhatsApp they say 20 years old, or something. Same girls who are 25 on seeking are on Glambu profiles same photos 19 years of age. I am not sure if there is an organised operation behind many profiles, but I suspect only a small percent of girls have real profiles. Be sure to ask for recent photos and age before meeting them when you speak w them on WhatsApp. I don't like bait and switch in a sense that I want to meet same girl who looks same in her profile pictures that got me interested in the first place.

[Sean EZ]

Forget about Emmanuelle and Scarlet Club, they are both out of business, have been for years. I'd forget about Kilate too, it is nothing like it was before Covid.

Check Club 69 and Las Suites de Barranco, they are doing business as usual. Check Tekila Rock, Bambu, Sabor Peruano or El Harem if you are looking for freelancers and semi-pros.

J. J.

Thank you Jack for the info. Will do.
where are El Harem and Bambu located? Not finding them in the google maps

[Jack Jericho]

I'm reading "Exclusive Nightclubs.

The most exclusive and elegant nightclubs in the city of Lima such as: Emmanuelle, Kilates, Scarlet Club and Las Suites de Barranco".

Will check them all out and report. Please do comment if anyone is on the ground (it seems few posts due to protests or other reasons not many mongers around is the impression I get).

Forget about Emmanuelle and Scarlet Club, they are both out of business, have been for years. I'd forget about Kilate too, it is nothing like it was before Covid.

Check Club 69 and Las Suites de Barranco, they are doing business as usual. Check Tekila Rock, Bambu, Sabor Peruano or El Harem if you are looking for freelancers and semi-pros.

J. J.

[Mike9989]

Anyone seen her? Any input to how she is? I am in town for a couple days but a bit nervous about seeing her as my last experience with Geisha was Celeste and she was much larger than advertised.

[Sean EZ]

I'm reading "Exclusive Nightclubs.

The most exclusive and elegant nightclubs in the city of Lima such as: Emmanuelle, Kilates, Scarlet Club and Las Suites de Barranco".

Will check them all out and report. Please do comment if anyone is on the ground (it seems few posts due to protests or other reasons not many mongers around is the impression I get).

[Sean EZ]

Anyone in Lima this week. Give me a shout (PM), we'll go out to clubs, etc.

[BarnStormer]

I've spent quite a bit of time in Medellin over the last few years, but I'm thinking of visiting Lima for a change. I'm hoping I can get some information that might help me planning my time there. Is there an area in Lima where the expats tend to congregate? I'the like to meet some folks who know the scene there.

I prefer the Casas when I go to Medellin because it's so uncomplicated. I like to stop for a short session and then go about my day. No desire to hook up with girls for dates or long sessions. Can somebody pass along any info they are willing to share?

Also, I'm looking for a taxi driver (or someone) that can help guide me around a bit while I'm there. Things like picking me up at air-port, taking me for groceries. Etc.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Barnstormer.

[LatinaLover#1]

Safe club to hit is Tequila Rock a couple blocks away. Always a sprinkled of pros, non pros and hot girls with friends. If your Spanish is good, hit up Pizza alley and try out your game on the many waitresses and regular girls.

[GoodGuy123]

You will probably be staying in Miraflores. Miraflores / San Isidro / Barranco have a continuous beautiful and safe area which is miles long (and a mile or two wide). Protests happen in the center, miles away from where you would stay, eat, walk. There is zero chance of protests in those nice areas I mentioned. And there is no reason for you to go to the city center.

You will be totally fine. You might be slightly stressed (but still completely safe) when taking a taxi from airport to Miraflores, as it goes through some not great areas, but once you get into airbnb / hotel, you will have no issues. If anything, being able to get into the best restaurants will be somewhat easier with less tourists.

Thanks for proving your thoughts guys. I am too invested to back out of my trip Ofcourse I will play safe when I am in Lima. I will reach out to some of the senior members soon for more advice and help with intros.

[Tumeric1]

I am not doubting when you say its safe there from the perspective of locals, but think through the lenses of a tourist who doesn't know the city and don't know the government building / places to avoid and keep a tab on daily protest, they could stray into harm's way. These days due to social media, protests could initiate within minutes / hours and it will be hard for a tourist to be on top of it.

You will probably be staying in Miraflores. Miraflores / San Isidro / Barranco have a continuous beautiful and safe area which is miles long (and a mile or two wide). Protests happen in the center, miles away from where you would stay, eat, walk. There is zero chance of protests in those nice areas I mentioned. And there is no reason for you to go to the city center.

You will be totally fine. You might be slightly stressed (but still completely safe) when taking a taxi from airport to Miraflores, as it goes through some not great areas, but once you get into airbnb / hotel, you will have no issues. If anything, being able to get into the best restaurants will be somewhat easier with less tourists.