Lima

[TomJackin]

What sucked about the other one?

I never got enough photos.

Picture a cute head / face sitting on top of a fucking refrigerator! That was my date!

And yes, I fucked her anyway!

[Mr Enternational]

LatinAmericanCupid:

I had three blind dates, two were good, and the one other sucked.

What sucked about the other one?

[TomJackin]

Unlike my other long Lima Trip Reports, I just wanted to provide an update on some of the venues in Lima.

El Trocadero:

After my fifth trip to Lima, I finally made it to the place. It was around 9 on Saturday night. The parking lot was packed. My Uber driver asked me, "Are you sure you want to go in this place?" I replied, "Why not?

Cover was 10 soles. The place was really busy because most of the doors were shut and only a few chicas had their doors open. I asked a few and they said either 30 or 40 soles for 30 minutes.

To me, the place seemed like a two story dungeon with red lighting. Also the place was quite filthy. I'm not a prude by any means, but the place was just damn filthy. The girls I talked to were not worth my time or effort. And maybe it was because all of the better looking chicas were busy?

Either way, if you are in this hobby, the place is a must see!

Las Cucardas:

Again, after my fifth trip to Lima, I finally made to the place. I went on a Friday night, and yes, the place was packed. But, there were still plenty of chicas available. Cover was 38 soles and my pisco sour was 40 soles. Chicas were 80 soles for 25 minutes, at least mine was.

Two story place with strip shows on both floors. Unlike El Trocadero, the place was very clean and quite impressive to boot.

Once again, if you are in this hobby, the place is a must see!

La Nenne:

Demolished; now just a parking lot for one of the clubs.

Tequila Rocks:

Went there on Friday around midnight. Cover was 50 fucking soles, included one drink. When I was having my tasty beverage, I counted 5, yes, 5 chicas in the place. Left there and went over to Sabor Peruano, there were over 30 chicas in the place. My guess is people are tired of paying that damn cover charge at Tequila Rocks!

Sabor Peruano:

As I reported before, I pulled 4 different chicas out of Sabor Peruano and 3 out of the 4, I sent packing. They all insisted that is why way it is in Lima, but I know fucking better. It seems there is a damn union in the club.

Having said that, the place always has a butt-load of women, usually midnight, except for Sunday nights. The majority of them were asking for 300 soles. I enjoy the music and watching the hotties dance around.

Canadian Café Bar:

Refer to my previous report posted on 8/2/18.

The Old Pub:

The place was a hit or miss on a nightly basis. Some nights there were 1-2, while other nights, 3-4, and some nights, ZERO.

Chicas de Venezuela:

I first heard they were working Kennedy Park on the weekends. I searched both weekends, but no luck. The best lead that I got was from a couple of other students in the school I was attending.

Apparently, there is a good amount working upstairs, the second floor, in McDonald's in Lince. The cross roads are Calle Risso and Av. Arequipa. I did not get a chance to get out there to check the place out myself. Hopefully someone on this board can confirm the information.

Street chicas:

They were out and available. I pulled two off the street on different nights. Both were 100 soles each.

LatinAmericanCupid:

I had three blind dates, two were good, and the one other sucked.

Tinder:

Finally, after trying in several countries, I got a date. She was from Venezuela and half my age and twice as fun. Yep, she was a bit chunkier than her pictures, but she was a blast nevertheless.

Tidbit:

I used Uber to go everywhere. They were very cheap and safe. I noticed this year that regular taxis jumped on the Uber bandwagon. On several occasions while waiting for my Uber to arrive, a regular taxi showed up, they knew my name, and their plates matched. It's a smart move on their part to say the least.

Final thoughts:

For the reasons above, the great food, and my favorite Spanish school; those are the reasons I keep returning to Lima.

And of course; just my two lousy soles.

[World Travel 69]

Here is the photo of the bar.

The one downstairs me and my ex girlfriend used to go sing karaoke. It was just a normal bar back then with couples and people going after work.

[TomJackin]

The one downstairs me and my ex girlfriend used to go sing karaoke. It was just a normal bar back then with couples and people going after work.

There are two places that go downstairs, and you are correct, the one on the left is a karaoke bar.

[Mr Enternational]

Close, the one under Subway is 342. The other is to the left upstairs.

The one downstairs me and my ex girlfriend used to go sing karaoke. It was just a normal bar back then with couples and people going after work.

[TomJackin]

I am guessing that this is the address:

Diagonal 344, Miraflores 15074, Peru.

Tel: +51 981 463 848.

www.subway.pe

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Su...!4d-77.0305401

Close, the one under Subway is 342. The other is to the left upstairs.

[World Travel 69]

I am guessing that this is the address:

Diagonal 344, Miraflores 15074, Peru.

Tel: +51 981 463 848.

www.subway.pe

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Su...!4d-77.0305401

I walked by this place a least 100 times during my stays in Miraflores. I always thought it was just a couple of discos. The bar is smaller downstairs, under the Subway. It seems to be used on slower nights.

The big doors up the stairs, in the middle is larger. Both have the same name.

I went downstairs around midnight Tuesday. There were 10+ women in the place. I went to the upstairs bar last night about the same time. There were at least 20 in the place.

Here is how the place works: Walk in and if your are interested in one of the chicas. Call her over to chat. My drink was 20 soles, the girls like whiskey, but it costs 65 soles; fuck that. They have wine for 45, and I think beer is even cheaper.

Once you have the drinks, you are off to a different area for dancing, touching, etc.

The girls will leave for you on an hourly basis, I was quoted 300 soles.

[TomJackin]

I walked by this place a least 100 times during my stays in Miraflores. I always thought it was just a couple of discos. The bar is smaller downstairs, under the Subway. It seems to be used on slower nights.

The big doors up the stairs, in the middle is larger. Both have the same name.

I went downstairs around midnight Tuesday. There were 10+ women in the place. I went to the upstairs bar last night about the same time. There were at least 20 in the place.

Here is how the place works: Walk in and if your are interested in one of the chicas. Call her over to chat. My drink was 20 soles, the girls like whiskey, but it costs 65 soles; fuck that. They have wine for 45, and I think beer is even cheaper.

Once you have the drinks, you are off to a different area for dancing, touching, etc.

The girls will leave for you on an hourly basis, I was quoted 300 soles.

[TomJackin]

I pulled 4 different chicas out of Sabor Peruano and 3 out of the 4, I sent packing. They all insisted that is why way it is in Lima, but I know fucking better. It seems there is a damn union in the club.

Thus, it appears many are paying up front. I have no problem kicking them out of the apartment!

Just say NO!

[Global1810]

Hello all,

Reading this thread it looks like either going to chongo or spa is the best bet.

I have not experienced the Lima scene yet. I have just one day and would like some advice on what my best bet is for day time on a week day and possibly having a girl lined up in advance for my hotel the night I arrive.

Will have a detailed review after my trip.

Thanks in advance. Trying to maximize my fun in my too short of trip.

[TomJackin]

When I was coming from the airport late Wednesday night, my driver told me there were many chicas from Venezuela working in Kennedy Park on the weekends. I have not seen any so far, but the weekend starts today.

Last night, I was walking to Pizza Alley and some chica walked up and locked arms with me. She was pretty, but just seemed weird. I took her for a drink in the English pub and it took me forever and a day to find out she was from Venezuela. Something was not right about that woman. I drank faster than normal and left.

The women followed me out and would not leave me alone. I stopped to chat with this little hottie and she also stopped. The hottie asked me if we were together and I said no. I asked hottie to walk in other direction and the woman was right behind us.

I was now getting pissed and told the women, "Dejame en paz!" She would not leave! I told the hottie to forget about it and left, and yes, the woman was right behind me. I walked into Sabor Peruano and she tried to follow me in. Security asked if she was with me and I said, "Fuck no!" I escaped!

BTW, Tequila Rocks is opened.

[TomJackin]

I'll be in Lima first few days of Sept.

Looking at airbnb around Miraflores.

How do those work with bringing girls back? Is it usually OK? Usually not OK?

Stated at a nice airbnb in Quito and had no issues with that but wasn't sure about Lima.

Any recommendations for day Casas?

I've stayed in airbnbs for 4 years in a row; no issues. But, I tell the hosts before hand that I'm a single male, and might have a guest now and then. And, it always helps to bring the doorman a snack when you come back to the place.

I'm headed back in two weeks!

[HumanBeing1]

I'll be in Lima first few days of Sept.

Looking at airbnb around Miraflores.

How do those work with bringing girls back? Is it usually OK? Usually not OK?

Stated at a nice airbnb in Quito and had no issues with that but wasn't sure about Lima.

Any recommendations for day Casas?

[MissK]

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